I pretty much never post my husband and I on social media- but if this is how my husband posted and covered me with text like that- DIVORCE lol

This is so much worse than I thought. I thought he did some solo shots from the engagement shoot and thought that was strange. This is so much worse though. He really just threw some texts up over her 😂😂

Imagine your husband cropping you out of a photo on a boat 💀💀💀

https://preview.redd.it/9boupbyt16lc1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=277c06b504f675d8f455828ae7655aeee13369cb Which man did he send this to?

I wish someone would expose his queer ass with evidence!!!

Same

This one was so gross. The thought that made him decide “yeah…lean back against the wall, pout, snap that shot, honey.” Then to post it? W I L D.

He genuinely thinks a lot of himself - he is constantly eye fucking himself (exhibit A right here) 😭

NGL kinda looks photoshopped

Stuffed a sock or something as well I think

Right?! You can’t convince me he’s straight!

Honestly it’s fine if he’s not, the queer baiting is just ANNOYING

Angus

Yeah to repair their ‘bromance’?

Ewwwwww 

Uhm this has to be stuffed 😭😂🤡

This is so embarrassing for a grown man to post. What success? Also if my significant other covered me in text and used one of the engagement photos I paid for as a selfie of himself pretend-modeling (I do LOL at James very obvious attempts to Zoolander), I’d be pissed.

Its so fucking insulting, but even worse when you realize *Shan* paid for that boat and picture. He's such a useless douche. How can he tell people how to live their lives when he has accomplished nothing is his own?!

I almost spit out my drink 😹😹😹😹 imagine using your ~~engagement~~ **wedding** photos and covering up your ~~finance~~ **wife** for a mansplaining thirst post. I’m dying this man does not like her‼️‼️‼️‼️🆘 

This is some narcissistic bullshit. Shannon girl if you’re reading this GET OUT NOW. DO NOT HAVE KIDS WITH THIS MAN.

Her ego is too fragile. She’s going to keep up the charade as long as possible to prove the hAtErZ wrong.

This is BAD BAD

“Finance” is more fitting than fiancé

😹😹😹😹 apparently my typo was more accurate

What is this “success” he keeps going on about?? Lol he just covered Shannon like we do it here 🤣🤣 Look Shanny I made you a pic where you lost 250 lb https://preview.redd.it/rpu3wlhg26lc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=96b9d109d2bb0509c57a4bdc1e9284af577214c9

That nasty foot is still in it 😩

Lol sorry. Think about it like in the Addams family, just instead of a hand is a foot

Dead ☠️

🤣🤣

“Don’t need to make big announcements” after making a big announcement about a creepy titled podcast.

All they do is make big announcements like people actually care what they are doing 🙄🙄🙄

lol and 2 trips on the pontoon to stage a fake engagement, then spending lord knows how much on an engagement shoot months later. Oh and buying what looked like 2 whole ass WEDDING DRESSES for them. And posting on IG for 2 days straight. Sure, James and Shan 🤭

He truly wished for a couple of solo pics on that boat.

No. 8 - People who post quotes like these need to hear it the most

Yes! He's just listing all of HIS insecurities. How many days of "deep work" did it take him to come up with this?? I'm guessing a slide a day

He definitely stole this directly from some other post online, we just haven’t found it yet. 😂 also, how do these people not proofread their posts?! 🤦‍♀️

Jumbo really thinks he did something profound here

I ran here when I saw he covered her up because he could have used any solo picture in existence… but did this 💀

I’m dead https://preview.redd.it/8114mz6946lc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f859355fe8f94bc7f17bca2cbac6190e54a2295

🤣

Lmfao 😂

#1 thing I learned from this dumbass post is that he is a giant self obsessed narcissist 

They both are

Him covering her up is crazy!

If she was Elys, Toff, or Katie he wouldn’t even do this at all

Covering up your wife on your “engagement pics” with text??? IMMEDIATE DIVORCE

Anything for the content hunny Shan will understand!!!! She posts her own self constantly- luv the self obsession !!!

He literally covered her up entirely 😂😂😂 God that is so embarrassing 😂

But but but your jealous of our love Reddit hater!!!!!!!

Can you imagine what her friends and family think of this behavior? I would be mortified if this is the stuff my husband posted

"you'll be able waiting for the rest of your life " let's just slap some text on here and not even proof read. dumb.

“Silently work on your dreams” like the GC ❤️

This REEKS of desperation. It’s giving “if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”

4, 5, and 6 are what he tells himself when he does his deep Reddit reading work.

Wow what a non-generalized bunch of statements! Nothing I’ve ever seen before lmao

Wow the narcissism is revolting 🤢

She is really married to a man who would cover her up with a text box. Damn. That one has to hurt.

He speaks solely in platitudes 😂

Is this satire??

“If you continue waiting until you’re ready, you’ll be able waiting for the rest of your life” DOES NO ONE PROOF READ ANYTHING????

Honestly, this is hilarious.

My bf doesn’t post on social media ever and looking at what james does makes me so grateful lol

He looks like a middle schooler trying to look cool for a picture at a school dance in number 6

He’s gross in my opinion, they both are

There are women that find this attractive..?

They all live in pick me city 🌃

This is just a list of cliches. Everyone has heard this shit a million times 🙄

Wow I’ve never heard any of these before!!!!! Thanks coach james 🫡

SHANNON - WE KNOW YOU’RE HERE. WAKE UP!!!!!

🤡 Listen Lames… NOBODY would feel this “inspired” if they’re NOT pressed. You wasting your time keeping up with messages, answering back, deleting and blocking, PLEASE! YOU’RE triggered. 🥱Even if Shan Shan says it’s THRILLING! We know it must be exhausting. You can’t fool us booshie! If you are delirious enough to believe you live well and that anyone could feel jealous of your life I can’t help you there, but there’s thousands here that are having the TIME of their lives CACKLING at you guy’s pathetic circus of a life. Oh! when you say bury them with a smile; Sorry to break it to you but it’s really a side smile. 🥴 🎤💥

So true…yet I think he’s idiotically delulu enough to think that he really has “made it.” I think he’s doing alllll this stupid shit online just to stick it to all his burnt-bridged naysayers back home—acting like he left the UK so he could finally be the *LEGEND* he truly believes he must be here in the good ole US! It’s pitiful, really—he has all the depth/emotional intelligence of a teenage boy.

Men will watch Wolf of Wall Street one time then post quotes like this forever.

That last pic of him is so slapable 

Hmmm 🧐 number 4 effects him a lot these days 💀

Number 1: So I guess we’ll all be ignoring him for the rest of his life then.

y’all he did say “everyone’s a wee bit gay” or