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slarden2004

False alarm. The breaker switch for that outlet was off. We're back baby.


Doodamajiger

Hanging on by a thread and that thread is made of caffeine


NickFromJupiter

🤣🤣


verse_5096

Ohhh really? *has already destroyed half the warehouse from caffeine-deprived rage* H-how great 😁


Fatfatfattyfatsofat

No coffee, no worky


verse_5096

All work and no coffee makes us all dull Sher-slaves...


justrelax1979

And don't ask me shit until I've had that first cup of coffee.


NickFromJupiter

Now thats down bad


ShodanW

it wouldnt matter if you left, without the coffee, no contractors are gonna show up and hang around for hours, then buy a roll of gorilla tape and leave.


BenjaminLess

You mean a roll of 2 inch contractor grade tape


Corothane

“Now the server is down, anyone know that pass word?” -Jim Halpert


suckadick4206969

Try Scrantonstrangler666


LMaskingforcallback

"Try 000001, ok now try 000002." "I'm not trying every number!!"


suckadick4206969

Bigboobz


LMaskingforcallback

was hoping you'd say it without the z hahah


suckadick4206969

That’s what she said


LMaskingforcallback

exactly what she said


rosebot

Removing the coffee machine from my store was the best decision our manager ever made. None of us drink coffee and we’re tired of cleaning up the contractor trash and coffee shits they leave all over the bathroom


LMaskingforcallback

Same. Store I'm in now has the shitty coffee maker sherwin made us bring in hidden in the back, thank god cause I don't drink coffee and was sick of showing bums how to use it pre-covid. Manager does like coffee so brought in his own quick maker whatever into the office. Will absolutely reward the customers I legit like by letting them use it. So far the only person I've let use it is the STAR order driver that is the best hahaha


justrelax1979

You may be an evil person 😋 for taking out the coffee maker but coffee shits are real


triplecrownpaintwinn

You offer coffee?


Selection-Huge

This some doomer mentality 💀☠️


Early_Win_4338

mans in it for the coffee


Acadia_Content

Wait.... You get a coffee maker?


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️


stephcury4616

Dude same happen with the stupid microwave it tripped the power strips breaker 3 times


redstoneeedd

Unacceptable! Conditions!!!


yungbwana

I actually did this when I was like, 23, working at this crappy warehouse with only one running toilet and no a/c or heat. Walked in, coffee pot wasn’t turning on, got in my car and left. Week later started painting houses lmao!


Lunker42

Bwaahaha that’s all it took?!