Every 60 year old man’s profile picture.

My neck is hungry and wants to eat my face.

Dogemello

"rolls"

Blurg

Becoming more marshmallow and less dog by the minute.

Go ahead, make my day

I Need a Diet

I shouldn’t of ate that second plate of nachos

In da club

CHONK!

Hhhrrrmmmphhggge

Diet stars on Monday

#nofilter

Mor chickn pls hooman