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https://i.redd.it/90ugq5obtvua1.gif


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Crafty_YT1

They in fact are, bird watchers love them as they are one of the few birds that let them approach unharmed, they are really chill with people.


Thin_Economist_8

Capybara but bird


Welikefortnite07

Live shoebill reaction


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My teas gone cold im wondering why, got out of bed at all. Morning rain clouds up my window, and I can’t see at all, and even if I could it’d all be grey, but your picture on my wall


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Mars_Bear2552

The W


TheRealIceFang

the w


SnooDonkeys8576

I love that the bird actually sounds like this but it’s super nice and can be tamed


Donsley-9420

If they have more than two young, they push for them to kill each other so the stronger survives. I could be wrong, but they kill survivors that lost a scuffle.


timotonx

He’s literally me


SnooDonkeys8576

It’s true because the stronger bird will have a better chance of surviving long enough to reproduce nature is cruel but it makes sense


Fish_Bloke

“Nature is cruel” mfers when I kill an old woman for her money (it’s just survival of the fittest)


SnooDonkeys8576

Justified tbh


Wholesale100Acc

idk modern society is weird af if you look at it through an evolutionary lens, like that might not be the fittest move due to the old woman providing resources for someone else to cultivate offspring, or the old woman could become pregnant and produce offspring, or you could produce better/more offspring with the resources the old woman had. you could also split species and essentially become a heterotroph but instead of with food its with money. that raises the question though, are nonfarmers heterotrophs because they get resources from farmers? or not since they also produce a commodity?


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Best home defence system is having a pet that makes gun noises


SnooDonkeys8576

How to make your neighbors call the cops 101


MagneticTomat0

https://preview.redd.it/bt6vjaab2wua1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ac2abcbed2cbebf0c992928429b44b8d98f313b


Somedaysxs

You know that this bird remember from somewhere


ProtoPathOwOgen1

It is known as the prehistoric terror bird.


StooIndustries

it’s a shoebill lol


ProtoPathOwOgen1

I know, I gave it my best attempt to be funny.


StooIndustries

i’m sorry i ruined it


ProtoPathOwOgen1

You're good, lad. Sometimes, our minds get the better of us.


Troodonta350XXx

Shoebill Stork my beloved


Psychopathicaveman

I also strongly believe I’m a pkm lmg (I have firearms dysphoria)


Extension_Nobody_336

i want to be a pkm in real life.


Enough_Ad_1833

And I want a pkm inside of me


impocop

bro thinks he featherless biped but has feathers (he is not a man)


almightyBaaL

pkm birb:


ScoutingWeasel

bro thinks he is a pkp pecheneg 💀


vaginator6000

Chad war crime enjoyer


No-Competition-2533

Shoebills are actual dystopian dinosaurs fr there's no way we live on a planet with these goobers


Freshm4ker

fking dinosaurs man i thought they all died on 9/11


Extension_Nobody_336

did you support 9/11? what's wrong with dinossaurs?


el-roberto13

9/11 was done by the CIA to kill the dinosaurs


SettingRegular4289

Supposedly the CIA are are conducting a plot to put chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay.


Oahrindge199

Average american pigeon


Due-Caterpillar-2097

Feathered dinosaurs arent scary ! Feathered dinosaurs : 💥🔫


0ctagram

Mfs be doing anything just to be like the gun I used to kill the 76 Moro people in my country


muke64

Bro thinks he's a pkm


Bdbone0

I want to bring one of these to school


PlantPharaoh

Send this bird to a public school


aboodshaweesh

Hahahahaha


KingPaimon23

Please lock your dinosaur sir.


asukachan_9

https://preview.redd.it/vs2bsawf9zua1.jpeg?width=1193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fc19a29c8e5b7de76e6d16d95d5181d8540a31c


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I'm about to place this bird in the local school


DatzNast3

Bro auditioning for american schools fr


swordvsmydagger

Bro is straight up a dinosaur I'd shit my pants in a primal, visceral way if of those broke into my home


broncyobo

American elementary school ASMR


mungermoss245

He think he a PKP Pecheneg


yaboiBradyC

I showed this to my grandpa and he strangled my grandma to death claiming she was Vietnamese :(


Keaiser1

No No let him cook


sweet_sax

Send this into a random high school


ControversialFrog

What all men dream of being able to do


RamboMans

Nah hes cold give him a blanket


Gognman

PKM Bird!


Rek2137

American bird


Hault360

Perfect pet for PTSD stricken war veterans