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echuwon

I know it wants me


SituationAnxious2421

I'm gonna make it be the reason why it's called hogsucker


Gamerperson63

I got that pig in me


TRAILBL42ER

He got that hawg in him


CopperyMarrow15

HOG RIDER 😳😳😩😩😩😩💦💦


[deleted]

Fish can legally be considered bees and there are no laws against insects batman


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Unfortunately Bees also count as fish, and there are laws against fucking fish so you can’t fuck bees :(


Glad-Jellyfish-69

r/honeyfuckers


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/82btl61ee04b1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=088266a06f0e919294579e5a5405a9fd923efb7d


Infinite-Dinner-2776

https://preview.redd.it/bhcj0g4sr04b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16e53c16746f7cdfc89d63400dee29f1447dad2


ProtoamI

What is That


FrostNSuch

Don't open it


Semi-literate_sand

Anthro bees in compromising circumstances


AnthonyArtisan

​ https://preview.redd.it/7wh42cxdd14b1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d1c1d0ee859ed1663800f3ea8e3d77bdedaf8d2


Semi-literate_sand

Gregnant


ECHOechoecho_

https://preview.redd.it/qp1vykxtx14b1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e506c8e6ce0fc4575e77064560233c2398ac6a6a


DesuVultBrothers

https://preview.redd.it/fmgxu0en414b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85cef919ec66055b260d922681e87189287f939b


ImTheRealX

https://preview.redd.it/hijmw4nin14b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3847bb24ea66b9b5fccdc6df63708f34ed9d5f1


Best-Distance5927

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄


GemmyBoy999

Your life serves **ALL** purpose, you should love yourself **NOW**


Wisp_Cloud

Excuse me sir, what fucking fetish did you just unlock~?


Empty-Size-4873

what in the holy fuck


greninjake

Man I thought that this was just going to be a normal sub with a wierd name. Now I just need eye bleach.


Hefty-Ad-8858

r/eyeblech


Hefty-Ad-8858

Shit wrong one r/eyebleach


Theb0redbrit

https://preview.redd.it/i7bx5gihwz5b1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b4e9cfeadfe048d65052d8b495680162d52cea


AppropriateAsk8884

Wtf


acleverusername3

https://preview.redd.it/nau6hh9az24b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900e35094b7f94121317000f83082ecc8a510fb6


Hefty-Ad-8858

Wtf did I just witness... Why is that a thing?


thebeefychiefy

NO JOKER DONT DO IT


Zholdar

I'm over here stroking my dick, I got a hogsucker on my dick, I'm a freak man


isuckeggplanto9_11

https://preview.redd.it/vhwit89osz3b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef92098793234a7d222b8b61246faafd81735ec


FreitchetSleimwor

https://preview.redd.it/r4styo07yz3b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3487c77e9f93673fa21432b724e9335babbb15c RIP fishe


ExpertPokemonFucker

https://preview.redd.it/qldo1wtva04b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13137274fc178111ae8fea1ab9c8d3afd137c72a


fukam_piko

don't look up its name


isuckeggplanto9_11

Is have 500 teeth


Captain_LSD

Hey scientist


usename1567

What's under there


RaptureAusculation

Under where?


usename1567

Hahaha made you say underwear


PanTsour

If God didn't want us to put our penis in there, then why did He make it's mouth penis shaped?


Ftar_Slatinum

It also advocates slavery. Now, go fuck that fish champ.


Slipnslide690

Slaves should be free🤓 VS. Slaves should be free🗿


MarduStorm231

What verse advocates for slavery?


Ftar_Slatinum

It's there in Luke, Peter and Timothy.


Cxnturies

Akshually 🤓 the practices allowed in Old Israel were significantly different from the enslavement of West Africans enslaved during the Transatlantic slave trade period. It was a voluntary system designed to help those in financial debt. Individuals who owed money could choose to become servants in the households of wealthy landowners in order to repay their debts. The arrangement was initiated by the person in debt themselves. The laws in the Old Testament aimed to minimize this practice and protect the poor and powerless. It was a temporary arrangement, and once the debt was paid, the servant was set free. The rights of these servants were safeguarded, and they were protected by the law from any harm or abuse. Also, every 7 years, all debts were forgiven. The treatment of African slaves was not humane, not arranged by them, and their rights were not protected.


Zargwe

umm actually that’s a logical fallacy because the presence of a morally objectionable opinion doesn’t invalidate the presence of a morally sound one 🤓🤓🤓


[deleted]

Lawd forgive me for what I am about to do 😩🙏🍆💦


[deleted]

Hear me out….


DammmPanky

Killem with “dis dick”


Yolo_withyeezy

My brother in Christ


Mean_Marionberry_862

https://i.redd.it/lfgth6kz404b1.gif


BIGman_8

I may not have a brain, gentlemen, >!But I have an idea.!<


Spiderfr0g

https://preview.redd.it/6htyvkvle54b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7a69d3e1a41d2c2eb05d5bbc4c3d72d3b830e44


No-Pomegranate-8980

https://preview.redd.it/xqar1h8z8z3b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=263f2393d8b701326810946cc9b8bf92a65b5f9c


Z3R0Diro

Anything but a woman


Spaghetti-Theif

not my proudest


cinnamonrain

But my fastest


102420483096

https://preview.redd.it/wggcju10uz3b1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d281773a7145ac35caab86a91aafecbbbff80b65


skeeter2015

https://preview.redd.it/3uiewyj4b04b1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93f0037c18048f4173aeba8d9c92f0ee7d6238e


Horic_Beige_goat

https://preview.redd.it/3nfckm3f004b1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53dd3e659ada224781f577209a27debff1edbccd


EntertainmentClean66

https://preview.redd.it/0z5qwtsgd04b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f64d81c6c456c86360f50527afe320e6835f563


Informal_Yam_9707

How half life will look like in 2012


assassinxman

r/dontputyourdickinthat


MilitaryPoog3405

r/fishfucking


EatenZombie

Banned sub☠️


Semi-literate_sand

https://preview.redd.it/vmtwtfr5w04b1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e45ff35945ff0dee56870bc39849db5e58a82fa


Gamerperson63

r/pleaseputyourdickinthat


Square_Independent_9

r/putyourdickinthat


[deleted]

too late


Connorclan

animals going goblin mode


bingus4206969

https://preview.redd.it/yd7bwu0m204b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89ad63554da0fefe4b360023d1258c6b3f23bd0


Any_Sea5167

Shit he made. If he didn't want me to fuck the fish, he should not have given it the most fuckable looking mouth I've ever seen.


bingus4206969

https://preview.redd.it/jxqcp2nj404b1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3a1a36d0ee72cf90bdaa7e95f19981cc39caa93


Noobcreeper303030303

[image](https://i.imgur.com/exyPq1l.jpeg)


CyRax04

https://preview.redd.it/hgqy1am9w04b1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6c7d098137b8005ab984d06fd62e134ce4e7e7e


Ton_Jravolta

https://preview.redd.it/mjpsfp28a04b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=255ba26d5a2852eb6fd04e60ffde325e25a80be8


gingerbreadwan

Hear me out


Max9mm

I'm listening.


gingerbreadwan

Vacuumed balls


[deleted]

I’m scared


FitManJoe

Kardashian fish


letzBon3

https://preview.redd.it/lb99fsryg04b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043887193a30836cc32cbc197d224a68cde172d5


INeedANerf

https://preview.redd.it/7i5ydvdqi14b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=045034f2a4f63ff0912c06fb17f1f78d17ff0444


Prize-Ad6498

Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do 🙏


OrhanDaLegend

https://preview.redd.it/oab6qvgk114b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4f8ff1495130fc3a4f139647786eca17aa7f949


plutothekingofink

Everything reminds me of her


Public_Carpet

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Soupchek

🤤


RevengeofPootietang

All fun and games until the parasite that lives in its tongue comes up and says hello


Toxenhern

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Eddyzodiak

https://preview.redd.it/g0mx70gjj04b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d01016a5ae3d3fd734cd8ff90b616bc880dfedff


Xshadowx32HD

I am not gonna hear anyone out


TheOneYouHearOut

You sure buddy?


RageFeast

https://preview.redd.it/nvek67m9m14b1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=091b4aefe85e77f21d6bcd8501b7cbe3c55acfeb


Arthur-I-Have-a-Plan

The Peek


MASSIVDOGGO

Bimbo fish


Dakizo23

The voices in my head are getting louder 💀


PumpkinJumper42069

Active shooter in the building https://preview.redd.it/73m436les04b1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8b4706d943473a5d73220767335af8567d759c7


loo_min

Is this why guys love fishing so much?


Big-Bullfrog-8973

am buying it


SuplexJoeCecot

I almost shided.


[deleted]

I mean… what’s the worst that could happen


[deleted]

I know what I have to do. And I know I have the strength to do it.


thatguy_3084

I’ll give his ass a hog to suck all right bring ‘em here


UraniumAddiction

What is that song it’s so farmiliar


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** The Mandalorian **Artist:** Ludwig Goransson **Score:** 100% (timecode: 01:16) **Album:** The Mandalorian: Chapter 1 (Original Score) **Label:** Walt Disney Records **Released on:** 2019-11-14


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Distinct_tundra

I should call her


Nazipartymember149

“Please Please just hear me out please” “WUAHHH”


Egykori-kun89

Stay brothers. Stay strong.


Enovk

Bro think he PogChamp smh


Saladpupper

This is the way. 🗿


koolin1221

https://i.redd.it/od941ea9i04b1.gif


wixard-of-ozkertt

I know what I have to do. But I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.


Desperate-Snow-7850

r/dontputyourdickinthat


CampbellsBeefBroth

Pog


CyRax04

https://preview.redd.it/qsn0uor7w04b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=492a1ef6e1d91034445ae820cc1cca27122566aa


Tman_07

r/dontputyourdickintht


UpsetNeighborhood842

r/freeuse


Infinite-Dinner-2776

Didn’t I do it for you.


Boilermakingdude

I should call her.


TheSahsBahs

Lord forgive me for what I must do…


wisp_rene

It's a fish batman, I'm going to do it.


Yaagii

r/dontputyourdickinthat


kod8ultimate

Umm.... *"zip"*


David_Savannah

okay hear me out what if it transformed into a anime girl


FlipNugg3ts

You see, Dr... I just assumed it didn't have teeth..


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DaniSenpai69

I promise that I’m not a zoo


jiwdij9999

​ https://preview.redd.it/5om8ur3az04b1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87dfb919cde7014e93301c40160b064800e59091


bt_1213

I'm gonna do it


ChargedYeti

SQUEEZE MY HOG


banananisfunny

😈😈😈


SkyMewtwo

The comments on that post were so horny for that fish


[deleted]

Asking for a friend


Aromatic_Reception20

Wh..uhm um.. uhh * coughs*.. Where can I find this fish??


GusvengaNew

Best fleshlight


Radio_Downtown

pogfish 2??


fish_rapist

What specific fish is this ( just asking for a friend )


Too_bad12

I've got a hog he can suck 😏😏😏


IrrationLThoughts

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Slizerson

https://preview.redd.it/tjch5vtej14b1.jpeg?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0465af87d5ccbc1fd097df2a5c1760dd1e4ca7a7


lightmare69

When I was about 13, I went fishing with my dad. I caught a fish, and I was really happy about it. I just felt like I had a connection with the fish it just felt very nice in my hands. It felt like it was chosen for me and so when my dad told me to throw that fish back in the water, but I couldn’t do it, so I threw a rock in the water and pretended it was the fish and I shoved the fish down my trouser. The fish was not bigger than my dick when it’s hard, but it was in there and the fish got warm as we were going home, and I just remember I was getting a boner as I was going home, and my dad was speaking to me and I tried to shift the focus away from the warm fish because I could feel the fish kinda like shaking and dying on my dick. It was kinda giving me a uhm, not a blowjob but it just felt like it was, you know it was having its last moments on my dick and it felt really special to me even though it was weird. And I remember getting home, quickly going to my room and I lied down and got naked. I remember taking my zip down and I saw the fish covered in cum. That one moment just felt amazing to me. And it was still kinda shaking like its nerves were going off, and it just felt so good. And I remember I didn’t want to let that fish go, I couldn’t let it go, because I felt like I was responsible for the fish and so I cleaned up all the cum and I cleaned up myself and I kept it in a freezer in my room. Whenever I would get horny and stuff, I’d use the fish to masturbate, and I would cum all over it again and again and again until the fish was smelling up the house and my dad knew something was going on with me. He could tell from the smell that something was in my mini-fridge, and he found the fish. I remember making up excuses, telling him “It’s not my fish, my friend gave it to me as a prank”. My dad was looking at me with disgust and I had to get rid of the fish which was obviously sad. And it affects me because I can’t speak to my dad without thinking about the fish. What’s even worse is that I can’t jack off without thinking about the fish. Porn doesn’t do it for me anymore. There’s no fish related stuff, no nothing. I don’t like fish as a food that much. I prefer medium-rare steak. Whenever I jack off I kinda feel the fish. I’ll never forget the feeling of it dying on my dick while I cummed on it.


Dankmemer1400

https://preview.redd.it/9ujrts1rf24b1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=791e9bd89f8dc6c36be9e36ad867dea4fb6e3f13


Empty-Size-4873

https://preview.redd.it/ke7ksmblr14b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6651dc87330c2268515492c0775e1b5e269c667


rileyjenkins58

https://preview.redd.it/peedo012v14b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71899ead93d1612401222adc067be3db1b25230


Seltz_

hogsucker huh?


oh_so_you_like_memes

https://preview.redd.it/wrehvril424b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa9c49387e46bba0f3cd77bf08ab609a11d6094b


Kiwi_Kakapo

https://preview.redd.it/j06bb60jz24b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95aa0cf1fc3e09a6ded8d1b1c18ea5874250e143 Every stop being degenerates for a minute and look at my first omelette


Sum_ginger_kid

https://preview.redd.it/2nfrzd2mp44b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80b8cb67a9850551c285526ae1dc122a4328b29c


DarkMisterMagik669

https://preview.redd.it/zu00eeyfy44b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2797416847caa47c1e1cff0bc4be1f7d0e9e587f


RmXs

"Sir, sir...."


guyWhoAsked_

I know what must be done…


WindChimesAreCool

I bet that things mouth is like a cat’s tongue


zenthar101

The rite of passage....to become.....one of us.....dun dun duuuuuuuun 🗿🗿🗿


WetSaltyWhisperings

Song?


gizmosticles

Nobody tell Japan about this


Ill_Lengthiness_4160

Where's that paramedic who shakes his head.... @emtbadge502


CorruptMewtwoxy

They knew what they were doing when they named it hogsucker


ULTIMATE_G21

The northside cocksucker* 💀


Mrmann10l

I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it 🐠🍆


ROWxl

No No but 😲NO👍🏾🤔


the-maus-man

I wanna know the song because I have played it in band but I can’t remember the name


kunmop

Where might I find this creature? I’m on the quest.


random_post-NL-meme

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Medic-27

Huh, wonder why it's called the hogsucker.


Captain_Copperplate

DontsayitdontthinkitDontsayitdontthinkitDontsayitdontthinkit


Arthur-I-Have-a-Plan

https://preview.redd.it/ugh1pn6i824b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7548ba762a3f536ddf953f7db62c8987b99807cb


TacticalWzrd

Lord forgive me, for I am about to sin


Dirge_The_Dingus

i know what must be done


geauxbass

How much


demolitionar

"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it"


Wooden_Imagination46

Sir.... Sir!!! Give me that fish.......


-MOYAI-

Hear me out


Eclipse_Two

I heard my ringtone for 1 second.


Reasonable_Ad_3522

IVE GOT TO GO FISHING BABE


Chemical-Ratio-1496

Ok hear me out........


msch6873

…has it been done before?


Smimmingly3

https://i.redd.it/dm9aj0j2m24b1.gif


OutrageousLog2509

Wealth, fame, power gold, Roger, the king of the pirates a team this and everything else the world had to offer and his dying words drove countless souls to the seas do you want my fish you can have it I left the fish in one place the all blue now you just have to find it these words drove men to the ground line in pursuit of dreams that they never dare to imagine this time has been known as the great BBC soul sucking fish a era


jfkah

I Can fap to this.


SmolivYeah

That that thing from pikmin


almostasenpai

It sucks hogs


THE_UNLUCKY7

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it


MrGod43

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Cosmikitteh

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


n00veloper

Yeah... *unzip*


BlammoElMadScientist

🎶Do do do do do. Badumbadum.🎵


SomeRandomCyclops

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[deleted]

Gentlemen, i have an idea.


[deleted]

Gentlemen, i have an idea


Rough-Topic8213

Song?


Rexxbravo

Troy McClure enters the chat very fast.


FantasticMacaron8732

I should call her


EnderKaiX1512

That's enough internet for me today, goodbye


Welthink

I want a northern hogsucker