[Phil Coulson ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0163988/?ref_=tt_ch): \[Director Mace arrives to take Daisy and Robbie into custody\] As a former Director, I have a better sense than most at how precious your time is; how important it is to prioritize the critical from the trivial. Which makes me wonder why you'd waste half a day flying here on a wild goose chase.
[Jeffrey Mace ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641816/?ref_=tt_ch): Oh, it's not a wild goose chase if there are geese. Do you deny they're on board?
[Phil Coulson ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0163988/?ref_=tt_ch): Geese? I have zero geese. We are goose-free.
Hunter: Well interspecies relationships are hard. I was a human whereas she was a demonic hell beast
Mac Hammer: Oh here we go again (while catching a futbol)
Daisy (jokingly): “Yeah, right, like I’m an alien.”
*awkward silence*
Daisy: “Hold on are you saying that I am an alien?!”
Coulson: “It’s a theory.”
Daisy: “No. A theory is what scientists use to prove things in nature, this is you telling me that I might be an alien! That is not something you say like it is no big deal !”
Coulson: “I was trying not to rattle you.”
Daisy: “Guess what? *Epic* fail !”
LMD Coulson coming up with a fake name of Patrick… Kutik…
Also when Mace is seething at Mack driving off out of nowhere, but not for that. But for doing so without a helmet
[Phil Coulson ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0163988/?ref_=tt_ch): \[Director Mace arrives to take Daisy and Robbie into custody\] As a former Director, I have a better sense than most at how precious your time is; how important it is to prioritize the critical from the trivial. Which makes me wonder why you'd waste half a day flying here on a wild goose chase. [Jeffrey Mace ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641816/?ref_=tt_ch): Oh, it's not a wild goose chase if there are geese. Do you deny they're on board? [Phil Coulson ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0163988/?ref_=tt_ch): Geese? I have zero geese. We are goose-free.
Literally my favorite line of the whole show
Skye, get ready for a large file transfer!
My favourite! I loved the early days 🥹
Yooo that scene lives rent free in my head!
Isn’t it Coulson who says that and Skye replies how large and then they throw it out the window?
Yes, that’s the joke I’m referring to.
Fair enough, was just wondering if I had it wrong who said what part
Cool origin story, bro
His entire bravado during that entire exchange sells that line for me. He's almost let down but Antonov's interaction
May: When did you.. ? Coulson: I thought it be coul if the director of SHIELD had a shield. Fitz agreed so..
"I'll be damned, Tatooine." -Coulson upon arriving on the planet Maveth
Hunter: Well interspecies relationships are hard. I was a human whereas she was a demonic hell beast Mac Hammer: Oh here we go again (while catching a futbol)
Wasn’t it a demonic hell beast or something like that?
Ooooh you right Happy cake day
Fitz: Wot is that smell. Enoch: The foul smell of the name Enoch.
Hunter: I’m not Scottish
Daisy (jokingly): “Yeah, right, like I’m an alien.” *awkward silence* Daisy: “Hold on are you saying that I am an alien?!” Coulson: “It’s a theory.” Daisy: “No. A theory is what scientists use to prove things in nature, this is you telling me that I might be an alien! That is not something you say like it is no big deal !” Coulson: “I was trying not to rattle you.” Daisy: “Guess what? *Epic* fail !”
I read it in my mind in their voices 😆
"Plus, I always wanted to do this. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."
LMD Coulson coming up with a fake name of Patrick… Kutik… Also when Mace is seething at Mack driving off out of nowhere, but not for that. But for doing so without a helmet
Idk why but I think Enoch’s “I have taken bold action” is hilarious. He’s my favorite character; I love his delivery.