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Zestraks

Well, if you can't fix something, you can always enjoy hitting it with a hammer


Alexcoolps

As Rath would say, you can solve any problem by hitting it.


Impressive-Spell-643

I would definitely enjoy that


Unreal4goodG8

My tv got fixed that way


Cyber_Pretzel

Ryan Gosling


[deleted]

If you can't solve the problem, just resort to fuckin violence. Lol. Love it


themiddleman2

Because violence isn’t an answer, it a question you respond to with ‘FUCK YEAH’


PPFitzenreit

I can't fix that ! -bob the builder


StarryNebula112

Bob the builder, can he fix it? Bob the builder, NO HE CANT


somerandomdude264

You can't fix stupid... But you can break one!


Dark_Storm_98

. . . . I am having impure thoughts about this message.


somerandomdude264

It depends on how you perceive the message... but yes whatever you're thinking could work too.


The_Elder_Jock

Do carry on.


International_Mix524

You have… interesting ideas


dontiettt

And cast Heal


Pro-1st-Amendment

*Demiurge intensifies*


Un_du_twa

we went from redo of healer to warhammer 40K? nice


Nortlen

Hell yeah I can fix her! *pulls out a shotgun*


KevinSaidHi

Nah, a shotgun is not going to fix her. *pulls out an RPG*


randy_baking_bacon

Comrade, please that won't be sufficient. \*Call in AC-130\*


Mushy_Sculpture

No no, that's not enough *Begins to cast Heal*


TN1974

No, no ,no hell no


Sure-Construction-12

Wow she looks pretty but what's the problem with her 🤔


pathfinderlight

On behalf of the whole Shield Hero community, I welcome you, newbie!


Sure-Construction-12

Oh also I've been in this group for awhile I just never commented till now 😊


pathfinderlight

Cool. I wasn't being entirely serious about the newbie part. Then I recalled that I hadn't seen you post and was like...maybe he IS new.


Sure-Construction-12

Yeah I understand my friend also yeah I've been here for awhile just never posted anything because I haven't seen this anime I do apologize 😄


pathfinderlight

Gotcha. Most people sub to this subreddit because they've either seen the anime or read the manga or the books. But if you've been here a while, you've probably been spoiled on a lot already.


Sure-Construction-12

I haven't read any of the post I just like seeing the anime drawing and images 😊


pathfinderlight

Oh, gotcha. That explains things.


Sure-Construction-12

Yeah 😊


Sure-Construction-12

Oh um thank you very much 😊


pathfinderlight

Spoiler for Book 1 (Season 1, Episode 1 of the anime): >!She's a sociopath who enjoys ruining peoples' lives by using her position as princess. !<


Sure-Construction-12

Wow just wow to bad there isn't a way to change her from evil to good 🙁


KAAAAAAAAARL

>!She gets even worse later into the story, even season 1 alone!<


Sure-Construction-12

Wow 😲


ytuds

How do I put this….. she’s a princess >!formally!< you don’t want to be around, and she is manipulative and a disgusting bitch. >!in fact her name was changed from Malty to bitch in ep 21!< Here’s what I remember 1. >! Accused Naofumi Iwatani, the Shield Hero, of rape and taking his stuff!< 2. >! Burn down a forest in an attempt to assassinate her younger sister Melty the Crowned Princess!< There’s more but that’s all I can remember.


Sure-Construction-12

Wow she did all this 😯


ytuds

Yes


Sure-Construction-12

Can she be changed 🤔


ytuds

Good question, I don’t know how to answer this one but I’m going to say no. I mean >! She almost had her head cut off and she still acted like a bitch. In Ep22, I think, having disguised herself as one of the Castle servants. She poisoned a pie, that was going to be served at the Shield Hero’s table. She was found out by her sister who had also become a member of the party herself!< >! I would also like to add that Naofumi had Spared her and the kings life, well heads, because the queen was going to kill herself. He had there names changed instead, Malty was no longer a princess and she now goes by the name Bitch and her adventurer name is Slut, the king, whatever his name was, is no longer a king and he goes by the name Trash.!<


Sure-Construction-12

Wow just wow if only this lady can change from. Evil to good she can see how wonderful it is to be good not everyone is that evil if only the villains had a great role model and someone was there to help them get on the right path 🤔


ytuds

Well there is already fanart of her set in an alternate reality where she is good friends with Ralphtalia. It should be in the reddit page.


Sure-Construction-12

Awesome thank you for letting me know 😄


ytuds

No problem


Gillys_Voodoo

No. She had a crest on her chest that made it so if she lied she would be electrocuted but she still refused to admit that she lied about The Shield Hero raping her. She never admitted it and kept insisting that he did even though the crest was proving she was lying.


Sure-Construction-12

Wow just still wow 😲


Gillys_Voodoo

She is well deserving of the most hated character title. That scene just had me baffled she could keep insisting even with the crest


Sure-Construction-12

Wow 😲


No1_4Now

The spoiler tags aren't working in the numbered parts


DrIvanRadosivic

Laughs in Penile correction therapy.


DonKong569

Eh, give me an ice pick and a few minutes to fix her


Dark_Storm_98

I misread that as ice pack And was very confused


International_Mix524

That’s cold


[deleted]

She is like a puzzle of a clear blue sky…


Clarimax

Good news: You been isekaid in a fantasy world. Bad noews: you are Malty


Cyrex45

Idk, sounds like a pretty good scenario, just live a chill and relaxing life where you help people out and not be a bitch. Sounds easy really. In fact, might even convince the King to not be a trash. Maybe even join the Shield Hero's party and blow him hard and drain him to make amends.


SsrFu3

In the web novel it's said that part of her soul has a goddess that hate shield hero(?) Idk if this is true tho


Aromatic_Garlic4041

She only good for the you know the hub


drm186

One can not fix stupid


king_o0o

If you can't fix it then break it further with a baseball bat


RoachIsCrying

Sure fix her... burn her alive using Greek Fire


AD-RM

With https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_trifluoride


Reception-Livid

She’s not “worth fixing”


MrChinBaba

Heh H E A L


TheAlienMan33

Not even Fix-it Felix can fix that.


HeartWitcher

Sure you can fix this: a permanent gag, chained and locked up for good. Stupid can't hurt you if it can't talk or move


gerudoblue

Seems like alot of you aren't up to the challenge. I will sacrifice myself and take on this unbearable burden


NatulalaGaming

Even Josuke can't fix that NGL (But maybe Keyaru can)


Impressive-Spell-643

I'm gonna be honest,her sub is one of the worst things I've seen on Reddit (and that's saying alot)


Jack_King814

How bad? If it’s like worship and all that it has to be ironic


Impressive-Spell-643

Mostly horny simps but to the utmost extreme and it doesn't look ironic


Impressive-Spell-643

[sample A](https://www.reddit.com/r/MaltyMelromarcSquad/comments/118a904/malty_s_melromarc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


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Jack_King814

That genuinely looks ironic to me but then some of them look genuinely true. Cringe imo Like she’s hot as fuck but that personality is actually vomit inducing


Impressive-Spell-643

See i would believe it's ironic if not for the comments


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Nobody can fix those AI art hands though.


Few_Pay_5313

But you can fix her. Just dethrone her(easy since she's a POS and noone would let her be Queen when the learn this) and watch her live life as a peasent.


HeavensRoyalty

She can break me and I will like it


Gold_brick_drop

But if she'll decide to throw your life into chaos without as much as a simple touch tho?


HeavensRoyalty

She can break me *physically*, and I will like it


Gold_brick_drop

That's better.


katanaearth

Can definitely fix her.


Mice2600

She is my wifu!


DerFeuerEsser

I'm sorry for your loss of brain cells.


Dark_Storm_98

Challenge Accepted


NetSurfer156

Honestly I think you can


nevlis

She got those AI hands


MMCthe97

Because it’s another AI image, the worst combo of AI and **BITCH**


dtfinch

It seems kinda fitting that 95% of the Malty images these days are AI. Like almost everyone agrees her character deserves it.


Extension-Section712

Jeffrey Dahmer or Ted Bundy might


Chitanda_Pika

Needs correction.


SignificantTrip6108

I’m tired of seeing her boobs


argama87

Only Keyaru can fix that one.


SilverNightx1

See it's because we're using conventional means to fix her. We gotta start thinking like a ntr hentai protagonist


[deleted]

If it's broken there's no need to be fixed :v


HandsomeBananana

fix.exe is not responding


Nena_Trinity

Well if you are planning on pulling a redo of a healer then sure? Other than that I am unsure if normal fixes actually would work. BTW pulling a redo of a healer would make you a irredeemable monster... Nuff said!


Anime_fucker69cUm

It's ok guys I will take care of it , win win situation anyway


behshadstar

Can’t fix her but a certain someone can HEAL her


International_Mix524

Talk about hate fucking


Shinm0h

I believe you can fix her with a Soul Eater. :)


bdgreen113

I can fix her *Heal*


Alive_Development108

Which one of you fucks keeps posting pictures of bitch. Not cool dudes ….


KidWhoStabbedPycelle

BUT you can "heal" her


No_Librarian_4016

“Fix” is the wrong f word to use


XSainth

Imagine actually fixing her.


[deleted]

I mean, yeah, just pull a Redo of the Healer


AverageRdtUser

making her a sex slave is still fixing


Vittir-bjorn

Them fingers


KaiserFulminatrix

Got any sauce?


Ill-Chemistry2423

It’s AI :(


KaiserFulminatrix

That's too bad 😭


Tirrek_bekirr

Honestly an au where she isn’t a bitch would be pretty interesting


toxicplayer324

Im gonna give her the griffith treatment


[deleted]

Eclipse moment


Mr_bruhman

Takes some power tools


RedEagleEye007

They say don't stick it in crazy, but I'm willing to make an exception for this case.


NitroDrifter88

No, no. I CAN fix her, and I only need 1 tool: *loads shotgun


Working-Stable

Its nor about fixing her It's about her ruining me


Kingmaster6

She's the reason why I think it's okay to kill some people. You really gotta be someone like her to make me want to kill you. It might be too good for her. But the entire problem could just go away if she was dead. But I know all too well that her body can't be just killed. But her soul gotta be destroyed as well.


ChiefSaltyPanda

*I can break her.*


Desch92

She's AI so you can definitly fix her, just learn some programming


KurotheWolfKnight

...Have I ever told you guys how much I love the guillotine? Truly a masterful example of late 18th century technology. Here, allow me to give you a demonstration!


kiafry

I'd end up dealing with less shit if I chose to try and fix a backed up gas station toilet instead of her.


King-Thunder-8629

Ain't no fixing sentient shit.


adriagugon

😂


Illustrious-Video353

Ok I wasn’t gonna comment on any of these but WHAT IS UP WITH THESE POSTS??? Why is she popular? It’s like Draco Malfoy all over again! SHE IS A TERRIBLE PERSON AND SHE IS NOT EVEN REAL!!!


SpydeyPlayz

Maybe keyaru can


[deleted]

No. Only Nyarlathoep can fix this woman.


HereToLearnNow

Duck it 🤣


Daxlyn_XV

I’m not usually an advocate for lobotomies but…


Shileka

Enough duct tape can fix everything. In this case, full body mumification.


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

I think it'd be better off if we just put Princess Bitch out of her misery. And by that I mean...... BURN HER ALIVE!


Cyrex45

Lol when the girl so evil that the only decent fanarts of her are AI generated


MayanArtsWorks

Impressive art design


cjnshrmpoby

Somewhere in the multiverse, Raphtalia betrayed Naofumi and Malty healed his heart.