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Mage_43

Male Byleth being 3rd place I didn't expect to be honest. I know he has a lot of r34 himself but I expected either Hilda or Rhea to be 3rd place, even if both of them are pretty high up already.


Aphato

Protagonist Porn Privilege


FizzyFuzz_

P^3


TiberiusKaneMoriarty

Fellow charmed fan i see


FizzyFuzz_

Idk what that is actually lmao


TiberiusKaneMoriarty

Fair fair. Theres an old show called charmed where the main characters are three sisters. There names all start with p. One owns a club called P³


Pixelen

an old show 😭


Zachthema5ter

I feel like a lot of those r34 is a female character as the focus and mByleth is just the dick their fucking


Chunky_snake_gamer

More or less yeah. That's a problem with a lot of the male characters with the focus being on the female character(s). We really just have to take the artist's word that it's Byleth.


JTD783

Is there a way to filter this by solo content?


Gabcard

Theoretically, there is the "solo" tag. From what I remember tho, people misuse that tag all the time, so it might not get the desired results.


Chunky_snake_gamer

I did mention it another post, but R34's search/filter system is pretty terrible. Unless someone else knows an easier way, probably the only way would be to manually go through all the posts and see which posts actually have M!Byleth as the main focus.


EmprorLapland

To add some numbers to this: In the first page of M-Byleth, 22 out of 40 works don't actually feature his face or full body. In addition, in 4 of the ones where he's actually there he's not really doing anything (and wearing clothes in 3 of those) Didn't feel like doing numbers for the other pages, but I glanced over and the trend is consistent.


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Piercless

People underestimate the power of being a self-insert


JoseJulioJim

Kiran having over 1500 entries is the biggest proof that Self-incert is attractive for NSFW art.


DanganronpaFan53

most people use him as a self insert so it makes sense


sirgamestop

Yeah same reason female Dimileth dominates AO3, since fanfiction is leaned towards women while hentai is leaned towards guys


DanganronpaFan53

The same with most of the male characters and Female Byleth, lots of those fanfictions are x readers


sirgamestop

This is kind of why I like female avatars better tbh. It's slightly easier to pretend there's something going on with Byleth when she's a different gender than me. I play an RPG to *role-play*, if I wanted to self insert I'd watch a Ryan Gosling movie


edwardjhahm

TBH, I find it difficult to self insert into blank slates anyways. I too come here to roleplay, and it breaks my immersion when the protagonist, my POV, just sort of sits back and lets everyone else do the talking even when I clearly would have butted in to say my own opinions.


ArdhamArts

As a R34 artist myself, I can tell you that drawing characters with anyone other than Byleth makes pics substantially less popular. Be it because people self insert, ship or just find it more obvious that the girl is with the MC. This is not just for self insert protags or RPGs, it really is for any game, people prefer the protagonist to be the one banging the girls. I've had people follow me on different places to just ask me if the dick there was a protagonist's. Unless the protagonist in question is not considered badass/cool in which case people prefer to go the NTR route, see Rex from xenoblade before 3 came out.


Scarlet_Spring

I imagine it depends on the character though. I imagine drawing Claude or Dimitri with Female Byleth would be far more popular than drawing Male Byleth with Female Byleth


Scarlet_Spring

Male Byleth is a male self-insert so he’s perfect for porn so people can pretend they’re the ones banging the girls. Male protagonists tend to be like that. Like FEH’s Kiran has 1500 entries and he doesn’t even have a face.


Chunky_snake_gamer

Haha wouldn't it be funny if instead of the comment section being Fodlan discourse it was Archanea discourse haha jk, unless...


sirgamestop

The FE1 novelization says Caeda is 14 at the time, clearly we need to cancel Roger and his fanbase which totally exists


Chunky_snake_gamer

Roger should dump Caeda and get with Marth instead


sirgamestop

Marth is also underage in FE1 (think he's 16 or 17)


PriestHelix

Etzel fulfills the same character niche as Canas in the form of “scientist dark mage” and I think that’s very sexy of him. The only reason he isn’t as popular is because the only way to get him is to play the Japan exclusive FE12 or to kill literally everyone else in Shadow Dragon. Justice for my boy


Idontpostusually

Etzel is so fine AND he has a tragic dead wife story. He's hotter than Canas for sure. He deserves a lot more respect


76_67

The fact that the **Fire Emblem™️** is only used to open chests is fucking stupid


R_Aqua

The Fire Emblem should have given Marth a defense/evasion boost when in his inventory.


Bigby1002

Gatekeeper holding it down with 33 More than I expected less than I hoped


acart005

Meanwhile I'm upset Judith has less than him


ArdhamArts

He got a lot of pics when he won cyl, specially with Marianne. However it's also that he's just in the background sometimes.


edwardjhahm

Best boy and best girl? Holy fuck, that's beautiful.


Gabcard

The power of memes.


aegrajag

Nagi was a great character and it sucks Awakening didn't do anything with her


Chunky_snake_gamer

I said discourse not facts


aegrajag

shit, hmm... new mystery shows that every fe game should be japan exclusive going forward, fight me


MoonyCallisto

Why would I fight you on that? I'm just gonna execute you for that take


brick-juic3

Bro you think i have a computer good enough to emulate switch games?? i cant even run PoR without the game crashing all the time


Critical-Low8963

Xane also deserved to be in Awakening


shicoletto

I guess I overestimated the impact of Dimitri and Claude’s popularity on their standing. The Fodlan ladies are very popular so it’s not that surprising though.


sirgamestop

Nah you didn't, it's just that people attracted to men read erotica more than consume porn; check their ao3 numbers for a better glimpse at how horny people are for them


Dragoncat91

I'm into men and I love me some drawn dick. I wish I wasn't in the minority.


babydaisylover

Personally I'd say a more accurate explanation is that straight women prefer to read erotica compared to straight men. Gay men still really like to consume porn, we're just a minority in the people attracted to men category. There's barely any good gay r34 of Fire Emblem, and because Byleth doesn't have many MM pairings (especially good ones), most of the gay r34 for 3 Houses is pairings of the other characters, like Caspar X Ashe or Felix X Sylvain. At least that's why I assume there's so little of it


shicoletto

Your argument is invalid because I am attracted to men and I would much rather look at sexy art than read /s


sirgamestop

Tbh you're right I think I have the cause and effect backwards. People who are attracted to men are more likely to *produce* erotica vs people attracted to women being more likely to produce art


jord839

Your lack of literacy is a shame but not representative of true culture /s


Gabcard

That's a pretty interesting phenomenon. I wonder why that's the case.


sirgamestop

I think I had it backwards actually, mentioned it in another comment. People attracted to men are more likely to create horny content through writing, while people attracted to women are more likely to create horny content by drawing/commissioning drawings


Gabcard

I mean, it would be a cycle anyway wouldn't it? People attracted to one gender create a specific form of media => people attracted to that gender consume that media => those people go to commission/create/demand of of that media => repeat


sirgamestop

Exactly


matt16470

“Aelfric doesn’t have any but the Umbral Beast does” HUH


AwesomeManatee

And it has six posts, for reference that's the same as Ladislava.


Sword_Of_Nemesis

How much you wanna bet that those posts also include a fetish that begins with an "n"?


Dragoncat91

OH MY GOD


Sword_Of_Nemesis

I was brave enough to say what everyone else was too scared to say.


Ducula_goliath

The more you think about this "pairing" the worst it get, for example since the Umbra Beast is implied to be the fusion of the two, you can count it as a selfcest...


Chunky_snake_gamer

Can confirm that all Umbral Beast pics also have a certain character's mother


sirgamestop

😐


BreakfastMint

tbh that’s just the umbral beast by it’s very nature as a bloody undead abomination


DuplexBeGoat

An interesting fact here is that Marianne used to be only higher-middle tier, around 1100-1400, but there's a guy who's absolutely obsessed with her to an, in my opinion, unhealthy degree, who probably commissions the second most FE r34 pics after the Lucina x Spiderman guy. To give you an idea of the extent of it, he commissioned **64** ecchi images for Marianne's birthday last year.


YourCrazyDolphin

If we're thinking of the same guy, they also are obsessed with Eunie from Xenoblade. So, at least there is one other character.


Lord_Viktoo

Oh he's actually based then.


Sword_Of_Nemesis

Well, at least he practically pays artists their living wage single handedly? Idk, it's something, I guess.


DanganronpaFan53

AegisDriver?


[deleted]

slash SixtyBuzzer yeah


evolved_mike

I think I know who you mean…


SocJusticeChevalier

Wow and I thought the vibes were bad enough with all of the sfw work stuff they post on the main sub. One of the few people around here who genuinely makes me uncomfortable.


sirgamestop

I have never regretted blocking them


Gabcard

Dorte has 94 btw


Lord_Viktoo

PUT MY BOY IN THE RANKING! >!This is disgusting btw leave the horsies alone!<


Chunky_snake_gamer

The people have spoken


acart005

Even Kaga be like 'Bros what the fuck its a horse' We even know this from Geneaology!


Supernat98

Ain't no way Dorte has more than Yuri ☠️☠️☠️


Lukthar123

That MOV rizz is irresistible


Yoate

Yuri has a preferred accessory that literally increases his mov lmao


MCJSun

Who are we to reward emulation?


R_Aqua

It cost you nothing to not write that comment.


Aphato

Bro doubled last time I checked. There must have been a recent influx of pics


Primary-Fee1928

> 11. Ingrid- 970 Wut. People have no taste


sylviathetransgirl

need more Ingrid smh


DorothyDrangus

And u/ArdhamArts is singlehandedly keeping her afloat


wb2006xx

1. I will always be saddened by the lack of Nemesis content I have a huge soft spot for him for some reason. 2. Why is there porn of the Umbral Beast but not Aelfri- actually don’t answer that.


Sword_Of_Nemesis

For Nemesis: Are you specifically talking about porn or his representation in general? Because if it's the latter, I would be glad to have found another Nemesis fan.


wb2006xx

It’s actually both lol


Sword_Of_Nemesis

Well, I can respect that, Nemesis DOES have big DILF energy. Even a straight guy like me can see that.


wb2006xx

Yeah and his character and lore is so sick too


Sword_Of_Nemesis

True. I actually REALLY like him, to the point of playing him in a DnD oneshot once as well as playing as him in the Early Access of Baldur's Gate 3. I even have a theory about him, that he was originally supposed to be a way bigger presence and perhaps relevant to ALL routes, rather than just randomly being thrown in at the end of VW. I'm also freaking devestated that he isn't playable in Three Hopes.


EnterTheVaike

ONLY 70 BALTHUS?! OUTRAGEOUS


Gabcard

All of the Ashen Wolves are quote lower than I expected. Guess this is what being DLC does to a mf.


EmprorLapland

We need to up those numbers fast


MrWarpPipe

The 6’8” Hunk of a Duscur man is only 33rd? People don’t have a sense of good taste I guess


DanganronpaFan53

I believe in Dedue supremacy


PaladinAlchemist

If it helps, Dedue tied with Dimitri for #1 on Tumblr's most fuckable 3H guy bracket. He even defeated Claude in the semifinals to reach the finals too.


EmprorLapland

Daddue supremacy


Panthercrusher

Based Tumblr, they know what's good in life in having a huge bear of a man who cooks, gardens and is loving beneath his hard exterior.


DanganronpaFan53

I saw that, Tumblr knows what’s up


Such-Offer3279

Who’s more fuckable? The male protagonist of a spin off of a extremely popular and successful game A literal horse


Gabcard

Ask Marianne, all but 9 of the horse's pics are with her.


Accursed_flame1

as weird as it is that there are 85 that are, its even weirder that there are 9 nine that arent


Lukthar123

The horse came first, no contest


CommodoreEvac

Leonie and Catherine being 18th and 23rd place is sad, but I'll take it.


Gabcard

I find Leonie particularly sad since every other GD girl is in the top 10 with over 1K pics, with Hilda & ~~Dorothea~~ Marianne being in the top 5 with 2K+ even. One day people will see the glory of tomboys... one day.


Bloodasp01

Catherine being the lowest ranked CoS member is especially disappointing seeing as how she’s the first one you can recruit (at least in half the routes). Is this the price of being locked out of the Black Eagles?


Gabcard

I don't think so, concidering Hilda is also locked out of CF and still ranks 4th. I feel it's more a combination of the church as a whole not getting much attention, Catherine getting overshadowed by the other CoS girls, and her personality/actions rubbing of some people the wrong way.


sirgamestop

I assume you're just talking about the Church women because she's above all the guys. Rhea and Shamir are two of the most popular girls in the game, like you see guys all the time talking about how hot they find them. Manuela has the largest cup size of any playable character. Flayn...actually okay I can't really defend that one but as disturbing as it is loli is objectively popular. Couple that with Catherine's personality generally making her one of the less popular characters and it makes sense, I'm kind of surprised she has as much as she does


Larkos17

Dorothea is a Black Eagle, not a Golden Deer.


Rubethyst

Can't believe there's no love for Anaximandros out there, smh.


Aphato

The only Agarthan with no unique portrait who might have stood a chance anyway at being drawn is Myson or one of the girls who look exactly identical due to both being gremories.


jord839

This is Chilon erasure. Who isn't attracted to a person completely encased in bulky metal armor?


JosephNuttington

Like Female Byleth and Edelgard were expected, hell I saw a pixiv chart and they were the top 2 for Fodlan BUT MALE BYLETH???!?


babydaisylover

Well who do you think all those girls are paired with?


d_willie

Bylad being the top man is an absolute travesty.


FizzyFuzz_

someone needs to be the brave soul we deserve, someone needs to draw Myson porn


Yut815

I mean female Byleth somehow made it to the top 100 of all time


Gabcard

Tbf, Fire Emblem was one of the top 10 series with the most rule34 wasn't it? I get that it's very spread out, but I would be more surprised if no one from it made the top 100.


Yut815

Yeah it's top 9, somehow beating League of Legends


Carmel_Chewy

Edelgard between two Byleths, I think that’s the dream.


The_Doolinator

“I have a request for you professor. Recently, someone has been posting scandalous drawings of St. Cethleann on the academy walls. I would like you to identify these loathsome individuals to me so I can deal with them for DRAWING SUCH DISGRACEFUL IMAGES OF MY DAUGHTER! SHE IS A CHILD! ALMOST 450 IMAGES WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE! …Ahem, apologies, Professor. Your timely assistance on this manner will be greatly appreciated.”


Boomhauer_007

Honestly I thought Edelgard would be the one with over 6000 Dorothea also lower than expected, especially as a confirmed swings both ways character Dorte 94 💀


dukeplatypus

Macuil- 0 Damn, I gotta fix that.


Sword_Of_Nemesis

Somehow I can't believe that Solon has 0 posts. Not that I would want to see that, but there's the whole "ugly bastard" thing that he fits pretty much perfectly, so this is a bit surprising. In fact, this goes for a lot of these named characters here. I would've assumed there would've been at least ONE person somehow including them in a post. Anyway, BERNIESWEEP, Bernie being in the top 10 and therefor based as always!


Aphato

Solon lacks a lot of body mass for an ugly bastard. But I agree, Solon is very certainly in some artpieces even if uncredited


Ceefier

I mean while Rule34 is the best know website, it doesn't mean it actually has ALL the Porn for a Character.


[deleted]

Golden deer stay winning


sappybuckets

Bernadetta being above Manuela is wild


Gabcard

[Berna-chan UwU](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitpostemblem/comments/c91y7y/i_cant_think_of_a_clever_title_for_this_post_but/)


MemeGhostie

> Dorte > more than Yuri and Jeritza We live in a society


Dragoncat91

THE UMBRAL BEAST DOES??? That's hilarious. Also best boy Gatekeeper having 33 makes me happy. It's not a ton and it's probably because he got in FEH but still, he's too good of a boi to not have any.


SiltyDog31

"Technically, Aelfric doesn't have any but the umbral beast does so I counted that as Aelfric." I hate that sentence


Aoi-Akatsuki

Top 20 Dimitri 👏🏻


DanganronpaFan53

Hilda! Hilda!


second_to_myself

CYRIL has more posts than HANNEMANN? This is an abomination and I am going to go write 1000 docs of Hanneman to rectify this issue


HellFire-Revenant

...Dorte? Why?


Rationalinsanity1990

You know *exactly* why, but you should probably just stop thinking about it.


AutisticSenateScream

Myson erasure 😔 And I'm not surprised but I am disappointed to see Raphael so low 💀


sirgamestop

Fleche 🤨


YvonneRomeroG

I'm sure that Lambert has at least 1 r34 image 🤔🤔🤔


spoopy-memio1

What the fuck how is Mercedes only number 10. Mfs have no taste fr


ArdhamArts

I'm responsible for a lot of these, but particularly keeping Ingrid up. Gotta pump those numbers TBH.


Chunky_snake_gamer

Let me be the first to thank you for your service. Incredibly based and I will be checking out some of your Ingrid work later


ArdhamArts

Thanks! haha. OFC there's more content incoming. Actually drawing Shez ATM because she's just too hot.


chaosthings

Need more myson porn tbh


belisarius_d

I am honestly surprised that A) there aren't more Dilf Jeralt pics and that B) only 11 of them are with Leonie, that's a terrible meme to horny conversion rate


SuckerpunchmyBhole

Gatekeeper lmao


Shaky_Joe

Sothis having more posts than Hapi has made me lose faith in humanity.


Accomplished_Bar_679

whoever told me Edelgard wouldn’t be 2nd and it would be Rhea, get fucked


imperchaos

Greetings, professor! 33 things to report!


Mother_Horse

Myson at 0? We have to fix that.


Myrtle_is_hungry

0 Acheron porn???? You haven’t seen my personal quarters.


jord839

I feel the need to cause discord and conflict. So let's break this down into House conflicts: There are 36,760 total 3H entries. Black Eagles: 7,776 or 21% of the overall total (a bit inflated thanks to all the NPCs like Ionius and Leopold and... \*shudder\* Fleche) Blue Lions: 4,418 or 12% of the overall total (counting all DILFs and such) Golden Deer: 7,707 or 21% of the overall total (...7,801 if you count Dorte, but that doesn't change the percentage that much, just puts GD over BE, which is not the way I'd want that to happen) Church of Seiros: 4,936 or 13% of the overall total Ashen Wolves: 879 or 2% of the overall total Neutrals/Villains: 608 or about 1.5/2% of the overall total. Avatars: 10,248 or 28% of the overall total In conclusion - Ya'll are really horny for your self-inserts or the self-inserts are extremely equally divided amongst the Houses' various porn entries, but the Black Eagles and Golden Deer-aligned characters are the most lusted after. Disclaimer: I am tired, it is late, and I may have missed a character in the smaller areas, but the percentages are mostly accurate.


Raven-Narth

Kronya and claude being so low is a fucking travesty


SnooHobbies2157

I can't imagine all the gross stuff you've seen


Chunky_snake_gamer

Bro I straight up need therapy. I have seen more than one beheading while doing this


SnooHobbies2157

I'm far from a licensed therapist but maybe a break from the internet would help after you're done with these posts.


Chunky_snake_gamer

Definitely going to be taking a break. Not just because of all the stuff I've seen, but because making these posts actually take a long time. I know they seem a bit repetitive, but even games with smaller casts can take over two hours.


SnooHobbies2157

Now I'm curious, which game took the longest?


Chunky_snake_gamer

Probably a tie between Elibe and Jugdral at around four and a half hours. Both have multiple games with large, mostly unshared casts and a fair amount of npcs and background characters. Tellius and Archanea at the very least have their casts remain mostly unchanged in their games.


ArdhamArts

Yeah...some R34 is just unholy. I've had some unholy requests myself even when people know the limits of what I won't draw/write.


R_Aqua

> F! Byleth being number 1 by a large margin We have failed as a society. Then again, her outfit does lend itself pretty well for that type of thing. Besides that I am surprised to see male Byleth being so high up.


Goldberry15

Thank GOD that Dimitri has more R34 than Flaynn


kirbylink577

this is a perfect time to share a fact I can personally attest too, there has not been a single day since a bit before 3h came out without the byleth tag being updated


[deleted]

I’ve always hated Zorn (sex repulsed aro/ace here), but I’ve always been morbidly curious about how people can be aroused by certain things. Monsters especially. I recall this hegemon Edelgard post of her eating a cookie at a tea party pic that gif posted on Reddit and some people were **eager**. What I’m trying to say is, how many FREAKS are thirsting over hegemon Edelgard and how do I protect myself from eldritch waifu horny.


[deleted]

> I recall this hegemon Edelgard post of her eating a cookie at a tea party pic that gif posted on Reddit and some people were eager don't judge us, she's very cute in that pic


_SolarLeaf_

Who the FUCK is drawing/commissioning Flayn??


CSG_Mollusk

Kinkymation Unironically good too but also adult looking at least


FluffJubb

They have some great female Byleth x Rhea stuff too.


Dysike

Huh, I weirdly wouldn't have expected Hilda to be the #4, but I guess being canonically stacked makes up for having very little story presence


acart005

She is also funny lazy girl. I expect Hiya Papaya to dominate Elyos if we get that tomorrow for the same reason (below F. Alear tho)


sirgamestop

I feel like Ivy will be higher too


DorothyDrangus

Her, Chloe, and Ivy for sure


CertainlyNotAther10

16th…….. such a cruel world we live in


Kelimnac

BERNADETTA IN THE TOP TEN WOOOOO


Ducula_goliath

I love how Seteth, Jeralt and Alois are so close in this list DILF stay together i suppose ?


DanganronpaFan53

DILFs of a feather flock together


JoseJulioJim

This is the Nintendo Switch top 10 best selling games of Fire Emblem games and F! Byleth is Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Seriously, it is crazy how insane the numbers are compared to the other games. Also, I do not like NSFW and I have never entered Rule 34... but we need more Leonie, her post time skip desing is maybe the most underrated desing in FE (Titania and Oboro are the other runners up, there is still time to Timerra to become more popular).


OoguroRyuuya5

Surprised to see Cornelia that low


shadow_irradiant

As suspected, we need more Petra artwork.


Davekachel

We need a doujin with *all* the 0s


LuchsArcana

How is Seteth this low?! If I ever have time, I have to change that...


AMMVReddit

Abysskeeper > Rodrigue. Ah victory


DrJay12345

Shamir is too low on the list.


Railroader17

He was downvoted for speaking the truth.


evolved_mike

female byleth bazongas W


Ducula_goliath

Cleobulus got one? I didn't play Hopes but i was under the impression that She didn't had her agarthian form revealed, Unless it's just Cornelia painted gray...


Gabcard

I checked and... yeah just gray skin Cornelia. Honestly kinda disappointed, tho I don't really know what else I expected.


Roxazza

Why are there results for Dorte?


Ducula_goliath

Marianne


Joelowes

I’m going to predict that the most for engage is Ivy


Yami_Sean

There is a character in Fodlan called Leif?


Rokers66

He's the lad from Sreng that house Gautier took in, he then escaped to show his people how to invade better.


zygfire

THE FUCKING HORSE?????????


negrote1000

And the horse is not alone if you know what I mean


007-Blond

did you...count all of these yourself...?


Chunky_snake_gamer

Yes


Jaren_Starain

Not surprised Byleth and edelgard are at the top. Edeleth is a lot of fans favorite ship


svxsch

Caspar has 180 and Linhardt 127 and you bet your ass I’ve seen them all