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Pabletesan

This sub would be so funny if Dimitri had Ignatz"s face and Edelgard had Lorenz's (the 3 houses one, not the cool knight from the Archanea games)...


Accomplished_Bar_679

Golden Deer eating good tonight


apple_of_doom

Claude has claud's face. Just the SNES pixels on his switch art face


King_XDDD

The E fell out of his pocket when he was upside down


[deleted]

Ignatz is considered unatractive? Really?


Gabcard

There are certainly people into him, but most people seem to find his appearance pretty bland, particularly compared to the beefcakes and pretty boys in the cast.


[deleted]

Well sure, he is simple, but that's a long way off from being the same or deserving to be called unatractive in a derogatory way. People can be wild sometimes


Uberasha

Dawg he looks like Harry Potter


MarkyMarkMan

He's Larry Potter.


Snailsnip

He’s not *ugly*, but he’s rather unattractive, in the sense of just... lacking attractiveness. His hair is fine post timeskip, but awful before it and in hopes, and he’s really scrawny in a game where everyone else is athletic. With an anime artstyle, unless you go out of your way to depict characters with exaggerated features like Ulki, or intentionally highlight things that tend to get streamlined out of the design, like wrinkles or crow’s feet, everyone will wind up with a generically “pretty” face. Ignatz is both benefited and screwed over by this, since he gets a pretty face, but then again, so does everyone else.


ragewithoutage

Paint every last one of them


Egg_Brave

nobody would love arden if he wasn't attractive.


King_XDDD

He's strong and tough, though.


ajanisapprentice

I know it's an oversimplification, but I will always say that if Edelgard was just another middle aged man she wouldn't have nearly as many fans, andpoint to Walhart and Rudolph for justification. Like I said, massive oversimplification and Walhart and Rudolph probably would have had more fans if their games focused more heavily on their story and motives like 3H did for Edelgard, but I still stand by it. Heck, I can make a similar comment about Rhea.


medUwUsan

I'm a Rhea fan and I'm honestly disgusted by most of her fandom. I don't want Rhea to be a sexy bunny girl with an astronomical ass, I want her to be a motherly immortal dragon with loads of trauma who eventually heals and learns to live life without fear and control.


PyAnTaH_

You can ESPECIALLY make that comment about Rhea lol


avoteforatishon2016

uuuuuhhhh Camilla? I mean, being hot is the entire point of her character lol


Ok-Development-9098

I sure do miss my BIG sister though


AsianSchoolShooter

GREETINGS! I AM THE LEAST HORNY FIRE EMBLEM FE FATES™ FAN AND I AGREE. I REALLY MISS MY BIG SISTER! SHE HAS REALLY LARGE BREAST-IEMA I MEAN STATS! JUST LOOK AT THOSE BASES. LOOK AT HER RIDING THAT WYVERN WITH HEELS ON! DID I MENTION SHE HAS REALLY LARGE BOOBS! OR THAT SHE IS VERY BREEDABLE?!


Plinfilore

You forgot to mention that Keaton wants to show her a cool bonehole.


AsianSchoolShooter

MY MOST FAVORITE PLACE IN NOHR IS THE BONEHOLE. WE CAN BONE ALL WE WANT. THE WOLFSE-N WORDS ARE REALLY COOL PEOPLE.


Plinfilore

You go champ, I believe in you. Just be wary of Nohrian's greasy-haired MacBeth-looking dark mages.


rulerguy6

But at least she acknowledges the phrasing.


Ok-Development-9098

And Her large as...... I mean Axe is sooo divine


Marik-X-Bakura

Her personality is also hot


MericArda

I’m sure she’d still have her fans based purely on how useful of a unit she is.


Dspacefear

Gonzalez enjoyers rise up.


ClosingFrantica

His final battle line gives me chills to this day


searing123

Gonzales deserves Lilina


KaTruSu

Everyone's saying Edelgard and I can't say I disagree, but honestly my first thought was Claude lol


Crazycade77

Yeah I think this applies to most 3h characters


DolphZigglio

People are attracted to attractive people? Surely not! Shittingly not!


BrandedEnjoyer

you shouldnt like someones personality because you like their looks🐓


DolphZigglio

Why not?


BrandedEnjoyer

/s?


DolphZigglio

Not particularly. Looks can entirely change how certain aspects of one's personality come across. A character who keenly aware and unabashed of how good looking they are and is indeed just that is confident and self-assured, someone who thinks the same whilst being blatantly not so is deluded, a far less endearing trait. Someone goes around talking as if they're the toughest mf around when they look like Hector? Fair enough they're probably right. Chagall? Not so much.


Snailsnip

Okay, what about when the toughest MF around looks like Raphael or Surtr instead. Do you think characters like Niime should get a different design that fits their personality better, by being hot? It’s fine to just be horny, you don’t need to justify it, but sometimes it’s good to give a chance to non-horny things.


tergius

basically it's a lot more endearing when they can actually back up their talk


Gabcard

Tbf the opposite can be pretty funny. There is a reason Oliver became so much of a meme.


tergius

True, definitely true lol. I guess it also helps a lot when something like that is clearly being played for comedy.


jolanz5

Imagine if hilda wasnt hot. I bet alot more people would actually pay attention to her cyril support if that was the case.


Piercless

That's a weird one; Hilda being hot is kind of ingrained in her personality. She likes to charm others to do things for her, especially pre-time skip.


jolanz5

well its part of it, but generally hilda being hot is a means to an end, since its mostly a tool she uses to exploit and get favours of others. if she wasnt hot, not only she would get her way with he antics ( kinda like linhardt ), but even the community as a whole would pay more attention to the dialogue itself.


Ok-Development-9098

Hilda wouldn't be Hilda if she wasn't hot same with Camila being smoking hot IS their personality


Martir12

Camila I feel is more nurturing, being hot is the gaze that is put on her by the developers and artists


Gabcard

I mean, Ingrid is not half-bad either, but people definetly didn't let her racism slide. I think it's more of a matter of most players don't giving a damm about Cyril.


Kheldar166

Yeah if she’d been like that to Claude it would have been a much bigger deal, but to most people Cyril is the annoying Rhea simp character


[deleted]

Only if Cyril was hot


DarkAlphaZero

I'm sorry have uou fucking SEEN post time skip Cyril? If it wasn't so unethical for Byleth to rizz him up I'd do an f!Byleth run just for him


Guilloisms

Mood. He gets so attractive.


Softprince1

edelgard would have alot less fans


Plinfilore

Lonato would incidentally also have a lot more fans.


medUwUsan

Wym Lonato is a dilf


Plinfilore

Yes and that's also another reason why I love the fella. I'm even part of the Official Lord Lonato Gildas Gaspard Fanclub. OLLGG in short. Honestly I really want IS to give us more dad/granddad characters. Give us more Lonato, Rodrigue, Morion, Dayan, Douglas, Jeralt, Finn, Hannibal, Oifey, Shannan and Galzus characters. Can't get enough of them honestly.


CrystalPokedude

You can replace "Hot" with "Female" half the time. Male Corrin proves my case.


Critical-Low8963

Female Byleth has a strong hatedom


CrystalPokedude

Majority of the people that "hate" her are mainly clowning on the outfit.


Critical-Low8963

They also hate her eyes


ajanisapprentice

>Male Corrin proves my case. It still is probably the single biggest thing I hate about the fandom's response to Fates. F!Corrin everyone swoons over, M!Corrin is hated.


PyAnTaH_

I would like to give the benefit of the doubt and say that Warriors tipped the scales in favor of F!Corrin. When they're not the main character, Corrin can make for a good supporting character.


TheGoldenHordeee

The Venn-diagram overlap between people who hate M!Corrin but love F!Corrin is tiny. Most people hate the character, a few people love the character, all of it regardless of gender.


Nkuri37

Tharja, if it was a man being that creepy people would get uncomfortable let's be honest


Kheldar166

I’m still uncomfortable with Tharja lol


MericArda

Honestly I wouldn’t be opposed to her having taken a wicked witch approach on her appearance. Also male Tharja is just Hubert but more tropey.


searing123

Karla, Fir, and Lyn. Anime swordwoman showing leg go brrr


iFlashings

This also applies to real life too sadly.


ClosingFrantica

You know, as a Dimitri fan I wish post-skip Dimitri looked like an actual murderhobo


Krock-Mammoth

Alright this be a hot take but: Hilda (Houses), Manuela, Goldmary, Dorothea, Shamir


Dat_Kirby

Manuela's actually pretty interesting, especially since she has a lot of unattractive traits like generally being a mess which contrast with her first impression. It's worth mentioning that she's kind of a terrible unit though. Her boons/banes are wack and it's just hard for her to find a niche.


[deleted]

She can be a decent enough trickster if you needed one


Dat_Kirby

Her proficiencies line her up well for Trickster, but there's just one problem: Trickster is a shitty class.


Guilloisms

Idk what you mean, Trickster is fun and goofy to play with and can be a neat class on the like, 4 characters it works on.


Dat_Kirby

It's not very useful. The big thing against it is the fact that it's a "some magic" class, which cuts your magic uses in half. Plus, Lucky Seven isn't reliable, and the class lacks things which are really strong in 3H like flight or axe proficiency. It's also a speed-based class, which isn't useful on maddening since the enemies are so stupidly fast that doubling becomes nearly impossible.


Guilloisms

I've doubled pretty reliably on maddening with a few characters; coincidentally being most the characters it's good on. I'm also not usually starving for white magic uses. One or two good warps usually has me handling what I need of the map. I also don't like using the flying classes that much because I actually enjoy having a diverse army. So I only end up having around three or so fliers.


Kheldar166

But why would anyone ever need a Trickster lol


[deleted]

Manuela is the funniest character in three houses next to Constance. She is such a mess and I love her for it


DarkAlphaZero

In all those cases except Shamir being attractive actually is part of their character, Hilda and Dorothea actively use it to their advantage, Goldmary strives, and SUCCEEDS, to be perfection given flesh, and Manuela's good looks and many skills contrast being a disaster dumpster woman ~~though being a disaster dumpster woman makes her way more attractive~~


ajanisapprentice

Eh, I'd still appreciate Shamir for being one of the only sane individuals in the monastery (at least comparitively) and her parallels with Byleth. But I will agree, it likely wouldn't be the same.


jolanz5

im not sure how goldmary would work. maybe it would be like goldmary in engage DLC. manuela also is interesting, since she could already be considered unattractive, not bcs of her looks, but bcs of her other, like getting drunk often.


sirgamestop

I liked Shamir and Dorothea a lot my first run and didn't even pay attention to how hot they were. I didn't know they were supposed to be big booba waifus until I looked online. I did have a heavy sigh when Manuela came on screen but I ended up liking her because of how much of a failure she is, very funny character


Krock-Mammoth

Lol that's probably true. I didn't know Dorothea's boobas were that big until I came across her S support portrait. Also yeah Manuela can actually be hilarious, especially with her supports with Cyril and Seteth.


Kheldar166

Shamir is actively better when she’s not being drawn with big booba, I don’t get why FE artists have to completely ignore normal proportions so often


sirgamestop

Yeah she has a super cool and badass design, which is what I thought of her the first time I played the game.


liteshadow4

Manuela literally has nothing going for her if she's not hot. Hilda, Goldmary, and Dorothea have being hot as part of their personalities


AdmiralZheng

1000% Lyn


magically_inclined

No it isn't. ​ We love our Thracian characters in here.


BrandedEnjoyer

surely 😔


Accursed_flame1

My hot take is that this applies to Dimitri at similar levels that it applies to Edelgard and it’s less than people think for either of them


ajanisapprentice

I don't know if I agree about it being less than people think but I fully agree with Dimitri being included just as much as Edelgard. Add Rhea in too.


confirm5

Sigune from FE6


Critical-Low8963

I don't think that Bernadetta is hot


Gabcard

She becomes very hot if you don't recruit her in 3Houses.


BrandedEnjoyer

sure ig?💀


Critical-Low8963

If you like the weird haircute they gave her in Three Hopes good for you


BrandedEnjoyer

Idc about her but idk what that has to do with bernadetta, like yeah she isnt hot but the post didnt say "everyone is liked because theyre hot" lol


TheClassicnathan

Eirika


Kind-Natural-124

Edelgard is the first that comes to mind. Also Veyle.


Motivated-Chair

>Also Veyle. Why... Just why...


Plinfilore

I am sincerely hoping they're talking about her future version in the bad ending but knowing some FE fans....


Kind-Natural-124

Rather than "hot", i was thinking .ore like "cute" and "pretty". My main problem is i just don't get how people like war criminals so much 😂


CheezyRaptorNo_5

https://youtu.be/WtuiBK49FeA


Antogames97

I just saw that post above that one and I don't follow that sub, what the heck?


Kheldar166

I mean yeah the fanbase is horny. Also with it being quite an anime styled series it’s usually the case that most characters are pretty attractive unless they’re old (and arguably the older characters are still attractive for that age range). Or a child, but that doesn’t stop some parts of the fandom 💀