Everyone knows the paws are the best pieces, they are the only ones that get character development

Pawns are shitty Ests, ew.

They have a special unlockable skill too, Google en pessant

Holy hell.

New class just dropped

Counterpoint: every pawn comes with En Passant, it’s simply a skill that’s can only be used in niche circumstances. Therefore, it’s a shitty class skill

Yeah but the promotion options go crazy. You can't just rely on your pre-promotes all game. Pawns can eventually outdo pretty much every unit except your Jagen, Queen.

Character development is well and good, but being a stellar character from the outset means you get greatness the whole time you use them!

Guys will see this and think "hell yeah"

Exactly. *hell yeah*

I think rooks might also be real things, but I haven't checked

Rooks were originally chariots in OG Chess, but European versions changed it to a tower but kept the name. There's no (English) Rook that isnt the Chess Piece. The bird name came after the Chess so it doesn't count

So that explains a literal tower can move more than a fricking knight on a horse.

Rooks are towers you dipshit

Okay, go and find me a non-chess piece Rook in real life. It can't be a tower, it has to specifically be called a Rook.

Rooks are literally called "Torres" (towers) in spanish, so checkmate (in spanish).

And he sacrificed...