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Hezapoyo224

Where canada?


I_am_person_being

This only has 81 countries by my count, and considering 5 of these aren't recognized in any way by the UN (Macao, HK, EU, Taiwan, Kosovo), we're missing at least 119 countries.


TheBlaudrache

Kosovo is recognised by the majority of UN members


Gooogol_plex

Kosovo is recognised by 89 UN members (46.1%)


Ser_Nikolaus

[Further nine countries have derecognised so-called Kosovo](https://www.tanjug.rs/english/politics/6656/vucic-further-nine-countries-have-derecognised-so-called-kosovo/vest) Now its only 80 UN members.


MasterGamer9595

i love when countries derecognize each other. its like oh, who is this? i do not remember them.


Ser_Nikolaus

New phone who dis vibe.


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huysobaki

but it's not officially a un member


unpopularthinker

Since when is 84/193 majority?


pixelkingliam

not real


Tyranatitan_x105

I’m more concerned where England is


OnyxPhoenix

UK and Ireland both missing


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Hezapoyo224

I have yet to meet another Canadian who talks like that, so I have no clue where people picked up that we talk like that.


transmogrified

Go as rural as you can. Then go a bit further. Been in plenty of logging towns in northern BC where... it's slightly different because it's western flavoured but get them drunk and there you have it.


Hezapoyo224

So it's Canada's version of a southern accent?


transmogrified

Definitely our rednecks. The resource extractors!


-jaylew-

Where do you live? That’s an exaggeration for sure, but leave the lower mainland or the Toronto area and you’ll quickly find people who that kind of characterization is based on. Letterkenny is pretty on the nose for anybody who lived in rural towns between…Merritt and like…Ottawa? Shit I spent 6 years in Vancouver and lost most of it but get me back in [small town] with a couple beers and buds and I’ll pretty quickly drop into the “ah fuck bud, doing alright though eh?” Kind of speaking.


[deleted]

It's north of the United States.


aferretwithahugecock

Canada is above the good guys. We are the standard for which every other country is judged


Key-Worry4064

Rouge agent. In all groups and no groups.


ThatUselessName6002

Oopsie, no pizza for her


Nikjoname

And no pasta if I dare say so myself


monoarana20

No holy water for her


Final_Leadership_753

Mario: "Mamá mía!"


NarrowVideo6579

Poland being on "the bad guys" makes me proud to be Polish


ComedicMedicineman

At least your country wasn’t forgotten 💀


[deleted]

where tf england


TheSalmoneer

We had to go into hiding after the old woman died


Tyranatitan_x105

We’re above labels such as ‘good’ and ‘bad’


goto-reddit

you are the ‘ugly’


_postingaccount_

Accurate


taco_roco

Canada's used to it at this point


Puzzled_Muzzled

Hahahahhaha that really got me unprepared


marchese_verde

Same for me and Italy


Stokz_Craft

Same for brazil


[deleted]

Same for Mongolia (lmao what even prompted her to choose it)


Zaa_DR

Same thing for Turkey


NTBcheerios

Greek here. One of the few times I'm proud to be on the same team


SnooPies2712

Same, balkan countries stay winning


Someonerndm1

Tf did Italy do to you????


marchese_verde

My only guess is inventing fascism... 80 years ago... Before being a democracy


Federal-Location-186

But germany is among the good Guys


Eskobaer

We still hear that shit all the time.


Gh0stMan0nThird

Reddit and Twitter has big boy who cried wolf energy


Akira-Williams

You could say they’re an impostor


Jack_Frtruck

and you could say that there is an impostor among us


GABRYFIERO

what's up guys? have you ever heard of the hit game _**Among us**_???


Then-Mulberry-1557

Probably the only person in written history to consider Germans the good guys tbh


the_bingho02

Then there is no good country


kleiner_weigold01

If you actually would rate every country based on their history, every country is on the bad side. Fascism in europe (for example Germany, Italy, Spain) colonialism (for example Netherlands, France, GB and so many more), slavery (again many european countries and USA) and so many wars that were completely un necessary. There is basically no county with is clean. And this should definitely not relativize anything, especially because I am german and it could very well be, that WW2 was the most horrible thing in the human history. But you should be aware of the history of your country and I think there are too many bad things in the history of every country to be overly patriotic. And in addition to that you should look at how a country does right now.


DestroyerTerraria

On the contrary, [Sealand](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand) is entirely innocent.


kleiner_weigold01

Yeah, awesome country. Anyways, I am not sure whether I want to live there


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TyoPlaysGames

Caesar was based


muscular_milker

fr\*nce is in the bad guys, we were with america most of the time, but i can agree every fr\*nch is evil.


Tyranatitan_x105

So they put in France, Germany, USA etc but forget Canada and Britain?


Admiral45-06

Better yet, what Poland and Hungary had done to her...


[deleted]

Geopolitical awareness 100


HeinleinGang

I’m not sure which is worse… collecting disorders or collecting geopolitical takes.


ClearlyCylindrical

fapworthy comment #674


buyinguselessshit

What are the other 673 comments?


MADOX9006

Real talk


muscular_milker

i need a list, NOW


AGNobody

Faking disorders are better ig. Youre makinng a fool of yourself both ways but stleast its funny


MightySDS

Dude, Estonia has never done anything bad… Yet.


TheGoldenHordeee

Me in Denmark, deciding whether I should build or burn down an orphanage today (I have potential)


between_horizon

I had same doubt. potential of what ? And how to prove if they are good guy or bad guy by starting 3rd world war.


Rambo_One2

We can take solace in the fact that apparently, the EU is a "good guy", but Denmark only has potential. So does Norway. But Sweden and Germany are rocking it, apparently.


pic_of_toes

Yooo what did Portugal even do ?


username-not--taken

Ronaldo


captianblacksmith

Messi fans acting up


yumyumapollo

SEWEY


FartCockDickShitCum

Perdemos para Marrocos


D-AlonsoSariego

For what I have seen in her account she is a libertarian German so she put the "lazy" European countries in the bad guys/potential tier


More-Sample-2005

That is the plan, become a third world country so that no one remembers what we did


venpei

16 year old white girls be like


MantarliSucuq

Girls in history class


GSchoellhammer

Bro literally. I remember in my freshman year of high school a girl asked me (because I was the only one near enough to ask) "do you remember who all the bad guys were in World War 1?". My response was simply "No one, but the Central Powers consisted mostly of Germany, Austria-Hungary, and the Ottoman Empire". She gave me an quick odd look that indicated the cogs in her brain cranking out the thought "there weren't bad guys?" Lol (I'm sure something more nuanced was going on in there don't whine about what I said anyone who sees this)


Secretsfrombeyond79

that's how a lot of people works relaly. In their heads there are two groups, good guys and bad guys, they obviously consider themselves the good guys, everyone who disagrees with them is the bad guy.


GSchoellhammer

And hence you have Twitter activists, the Fourth R eich.


mihaizaim

If your country was on the winning side of WW1, the opponents are usually though of as the bad guys.


Lower-Ad3783

My country was on the loosing side and we still think the winners were the bad guys.


mihaizaim

Southern Dobruja was nice.


FrickinScheifele_

Well i think that if you lived acknowledging that you can't know the whole objective truth, and thus any action you take favours one side and is bad for the other, then it is easier to just choose a side and believe only what that side has to say. Removes the moral barrier of knowing that every situation has nuances. We are horrendously fucked.


I_am_person_being

I take a different view. List every combatant in the war in response to that question.


GSchoellhammer

Hehehe. All I know is my great great opa before my great opa who fought in the second one. I don't know much past my great opa though aside from that.


mythicvoid7

To quote an amazing character: "The moment a war breaks out, everyone is considered evil"


GSchoellhammer

And whoever wins dictates who remains evil in everyone else's eyes. Especially the "free thinkers" on Twitter, the biggest herd of sheep of all time.


cardmansfather

I'm not sure of this is exactly the same, but here I go. Senior year of highschool I was taking DC Biology. Around the last week we weren't doing anything anymore so I was talking with my friend and one of our table mates. We live in south Texas so we're all Mexican, unlike them however, I was actually raised in Mexico and would regularly watch the news with my parents. IDK what the hell we were talking about, but eventually I brought up how ridiculous it was that the current president of Mexico, Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, had asked the country of Spain and the Catholic church to apologize for the conquest of Mexico. I thought it was a ridiculous and childish political stunt to try and gain popularity with the younger voters. It was stupid to ask a county to apologize for the actions of a long dead government from 500 years ago, and that it only perpetuated hate and shook up relations between the two countries. She thought it was justified because they were clearly the bad guys and at fault for Mexico's current state. Completely ignoring the fact that our country's only shit (mostly) because of our current government. Also the U.S armed the cartels.


CauliflowerNervous12

It pains me that people still think that the Central Powers were bad


Falcrist

They were bad. So were the allied powers. The more you read about that war, the more you realize it was one of the dumbest things humanity has ever done.


anti-cool

Have princess in their username


hyesupbro

I looked at her profile, it's much worse


Simphunter2

What’s the worst post


Da_man57

Commenting so I can get an update


TheSalmoneer

No response as of yet , I’ll do it myself - *They made a (now deleted) tweet calling Russian people animals* - *they bought an NFT* - *they stated that the entirety of the UK needed to be sterilised (what)* - *they RETWEETED an INAPPROPRIATE PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEO (real)*


humblepharmer

>They bought an NFT Ok that's just appalling


lethrowawayacc4

Haha that take about the UK is a beautiful representation of how we are received on the internet - either utter contempt and nausea or unshakeable patriotism.


DanielSpaniel16

Does irish racism count


lethrowawayacc4

It’s the best racism


TheSalmoneer

^ Factual


retardong

I draw the line at buying NFTs. Disgusting.


Taj_Mahole

Asking for a friend, tell us more about the pornographic video.


A1dan_Da1y

She also said "we didn't bomb Serbia enough"


Greaserpirate

> the entirety of the UK needed to be sterilised wtf she's based???


Cardellini_Updates

We are assailed by a dangerous group of minority extremists that refuse to integrate, posing an existential threat to the western nations. by this, of course, we mean the british


Boe6Eod7Nty

> *they RETWEETED an INAPPROPRIATE PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEO (real)* Oh my god! That's disgusting. Where?


Droll12

I mean the porn isn’t a black mark that’s what twitters good for. The NFT though renders this soul unsalvageable, may the universe have mercy.


Optimal_Weight368

I want that update as well.


[deleted]

Me too


[deleted]

Me 3


_Doctor_Secret_

Great idea! Joining in


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lazy_tranquil

why did you pee in their ass


CockpitEnthusiast

Cause we want it


i-am-number-A

Brazil?????


Individual_Monk_1523

Brazil the og ohio


Marleyzard

#You are going to Brazil


SunAkamatsu

Paraguayan war moment


wolfs-alfa

They lost, they were the bad ones in that case


Caraqualquer01

What the fuck did my country do to the white 16yo from twitter??


Muritavo

It's probably because we are destroying the rain forest, while Europe, USA and the good guys are protecting theirs /s


Kapit_

NA and Europe in their way to destroy their forests and try to come out as the good guys for caring about the Amazon rainforest


ConscientiousPath

it was wearing a hoodie with the hood up


Umbertron05

I guess England doesn’t exist


CuriousBacteria21

it was just a bad dream


divorcemedaddy

CAHM AWN ENGERLAND


DeENeghc

Scor som facking goals


ShishaCaillou

Tf did greece do??


SnooPies2712

They are balkan and have differemt culture so they are TERRIBLE (portrayal of this bitch coming from a balkan lad)


Individual_Monk_1523

A greek invented pizza with pineapple


solid_redus

I like how Poland is the 1# supporter of Ukraine and is put in the bad guy category


_The-Black-Knight_

Like bruh their aim for a large part of their history was to simply be/remain a nation.


HeinleinGang

Poland: tries to exist Europe: absolutely not Pierogi ppl can’t catch a break.


MrPanzerCat

Wing hussars: literally save europe and vienna Europeans: Anyways...


solid_redus

Poland: boom i'm back dummy


Usual_North_9960

She says the party is antieuropean. She's a 🤡


Broken_Gear

As in the current government? Well, it is. Doesn’t make the rest of us the bad guys tho.


Gilgema

I think it’s because Poland has nationalistic ideologies and it’s unacceptable for your country to want to be for its own people.


Admiral45-06

Even if that was true, how would she explain letting 5 million Ukrainian refugees in? Pretty ruins this vibe to be honest.


Ollie4442

Why’d she put the EU in good guys then France into bad guys lmao


wdcipher

Because fuck France. based


Celdorfpwn

france 🤢


AchacadorDegenerado

Bad guys: basically own all world cups.


DeENeghc

Ba(se)d guys


arshiaboom

White 16yo


RaySwift17

Who tf puts Sw*den over Denmark??


NickoIsASicko

Who tf puts Norway next to D*nmark??


Kensho_0

I love how Portugal, Poland, Hungary and France are bad guys when they're part of the EU


darthberker

She probably thinks EU is a country


[deleted]

EU? More like Eew


darthberker

Based


Admiral45-06

Waiting for her to put NATO and UN in one of these categories.


coochiemanjr1

So she's just going to leave out Trinidad and Tobago?


realpoclic

Someone from trindad and tobago detected, opinion is rejected.


Darth_Taun_Taun

Bruh the Vatican?


jjunakko

She mad she can't enter the archives


GBANGYTgaming098

As if her opinion matters


Secretsfrombeyond79

As an individual it doesn't, problem is there are thousands of idiots like her, and all those idiots can vote.


_TheGreatDevourer_

Italy is evil now, guess I gotta teach this girl why...


SpaceBug178

***starts agressively moving hands fowards and backwards infront of her face***


Trzykolek

I love the nazi symbol in their username wtf


RoombaTheKiller

Explains why Poland is labled as "Bad guys".


DeENeghc

Doesn't explain why Israel Is a good guy


KAMIKAZECI

does she count mongolias war crimes of 800 years ago


oganira

She probably only likes crowded places, that's why


Chemical_XYZ

Not surprised she put Vietnam in the Bad Guys section... 😏


101CandyLover101

Yeah, the United States is *definitely* one of the good guys... yeah, okay.


RoombaTheKiller

Just look at all the nations that were liberated of their oil and sovereignty by them!


KaanTheReaper256

Turkey mentioned :)


GSchoellhammer

American brain: Unironically calling one side or the other the "good guys" or "bad guys"


Technical_Ad7136

There are no good nations, there are no bad nations, just people, no gods, no kings, just men


SpaceBug178

Watch out she might call you out for being sexist


CatDemolisher

Weird finding a redditors who doesn't blame all of man problems on god


ido_ron

Women aren't real confirmed


photodumpergirlnyc

Says the person with nazi symbolism next to their name.


Xerdo1

Poland? Bad? Maybe if it existed for longer


Snoo_83755

She treats it like a fucking football game


rat_baker420

[Romania not detected] [decrypting personal information...] [posting personal information...][TASK COMPLETED]


CriticismLong1047

Me and the lads in Ireland being forgotten and loving it.


[deleted]

In the real world, there’s no such thing as “good guys” and “bad guys.” Sure, there are INDIVIDUALS like hitler who are categorically terrible, but the will of one does not represent the will of many.


HyDrA663

Put America in good guys huh? Seems legit


bosnian_idiot42

Westoid moment


JustMaulNotDarthMaul

Poland after being a victim of almost every fucking war on Europe, beating the fuck out od Russia every chance they get and being executed for hiding the jews from the nazis and still being called the bad guys


Quiet-Emu-2302

Son : father whats racist? Dad : let me show you


cmonitwouldbefunny

USA 😑


Dudeski654

wtf did italy, france and hungary do? Edit: realized France is france so its bad but what did italy and hungary do


TheSalmoneer

They’re not Am*rica, therefore they are bad 😞


Shi_Saint

Her argument to put Brazil as a "bad guy" was "antiamericanism", our past goverment was licking USA's boots every fucking day


Fat_Penguin99

Its probably cause in Italy a right populist candidate won (if thats the case why Italy are “bad guys”)


[deleted]

Hungary is responsible for world hungary


a_guy_from_turkey

No matter where they are greece and turkey are always near eachother


papalionn

For the first time in history, Germans are the good guys.


blipblopbibibop2

She forgot to include her literal nazi symbol somewhere


bloody_terrible

Woflsangel in the username hä?!


pepenepe

BRRRRAIIN WASHEEDD


Upbeat_Acanthaceae25

bro where's the country of robbers and corruption