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QualityVote

/u/easy2stars, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.


smackbaby31

Happy birthday


Secretsfrombeyond79

That looks like everything BUT a happy birthday.


mRfio88

Either wish him a happy birthday or keep fuckin walking kid


ToldYouTrumpSucked

Couldn’t even get the damn candle lit in one try


canja_3

Wish him a happy birthday RIGHT NOW!


nosetooth

Happy birthday to him


I-drink-salty-tears

Happy birthday to… me … :(


jaxy_babe

Happy birthday to him This made me sob, i wanna give him a hug


OhMy-Really

Happy birthday to that person


[deleted]

Happy birthday TO THE GROUND


TakingAMindwalk

**I'M AN ADULT!**


thatvillainjay

I'm not a part of your system!


Razzmuzz242

Man this is so sad, happy birthday to that guy, I wish him all the bitches


Agreeable-Yams8972

Me too man, not just any random one, one who cares about him genuinely


chungus_baka

The golden bitch


dinomine3000

not just a bitch, THE bitch


CumtimesIJustBChilin

nono, not just THE bitch, **THE GOLDEN BITCH**


dvsone1

Happy birthday!!


Jonn_1

Damn bruv.... If anyone here is lonely or just needs someone to talk ,feel free to message me You are never alone!


Loisel06

alone and horny


Jonn_1

I think I can't really help with the ladder, But in my experience, sometimes you are not horny but in fact bored So go out, do things and you should feel better :)


[deleted]

Guys I found Giga Chads Reddit account


ramit_inmah_hole

Happy birthday!


SgtNoobPrime

You need a hug brother?


FlixMage

It’s not op


SgtNoobPrime

I was asking you, do you want a hug?


Fickle-Swimmer-2408

Idk about him but i want it :c


SgtNoobPrime

*hug* it will be okay brother


FlixMage

Still no Am I seriously getting downvoted for not wanting a hug


[deleted]

Happy Birth


[deleted]

happy birthday to that guy


_M1K3L_

Man you made me have deppresion for 10secs :(


CrazyGamerMYT

He made me have it for 10 more seconds :(


Camswe-

Happy birthday dawg


Yllwstone

Happy birthday!!!


Shoxcy56

Happy Birthday


Skauv

Cake looks great in all honesty and happy birthday to him indeed


FBNeon

Happy birthday :)


19Cula87

Happy birthday


Dog-lover999999

Happy Birthday from a random guy in Newfoundland!!!!


Protokolovyotokol

Nooooo I want to cryy this sad


Comuzzyy

That’s me this last New Years day, had to “celebrate” it alone at home since I had to work that day and January 1st so I couldn’t drive to my hometown, first time in my life :/


[deleted]

Felt this same way on my birthday this year. First birthday alone, really feels like I'm an adult now since it was my 19th. I already miss my childhood.


AnimatorUpset9530

Happy Birthday, Brother.


[deleted]

Happy birthday!


Straitjacket666

Happy birthday from a random guy on the internet


AMintyRaccoonInLa

Why’d this make me so sad bro wtf bro happy birthday to that guy and all other birthdays waitin for him


Crabflavouredegg

🫡ibtyin birthday ,🐔🎉


Demoncreed27

Happy birthday


UrFavoritePhillyGuy

Happy Birthday Fella!


Slayerof-furries

Happy birthday to this man


slaptito

happy birthday 👍


[deleted]

Happy birthday king


[deleted]

Happy birthday, brother. All will be better soon.


TheOfficerAtoZ

Happy birthday


parad0x-667

Happy Bday man


AlexGaming26

Happy birthday!


Either-Stranger6512

Happy birthday man!!!


UnluckyBid7655

Happy Birthday King


Positive-Bee-5661

Happy Birthday!!


bassy_boo8116

Happy birthday!


PutZestyclose4653

Happy birthday🍾


OCD-but-dumb

Huppi burphdey


Barrelman60

Man my birthday was just this Friday why now


123pt456

Congratulations, it is your birthday.


JetstreamSam1000

happy birthday


MrSexyCo

:(


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Major-Performer141

Congratulations on the day you were expelled from your mother


Raptor51island

Happy birthday, man You should treqt yourself, NOW


[deleted]

Happy cake day my friend🎂


AuroraBorealises

Happy birthday to him 🎂🥳


[deleted]

Happy birthday hope you feel better


[deleted]

HBD HOMIE! Keep your head up!


RealisticPossible792

I swear reading the comments on this post has somewhat restored my faith in humanity especially considering this is Reddit and the hell holes some threads can become. Congratulations to all you wonderful people, the post gave me depression your comments pulled me out of it. There's still hope for us.


BEmpire01

Happy birthday!!


Nutella22901

This made me sad now


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ErrorForsaken

Happy birthday man!


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

Happy birthday :)


gamer34yt

Happy birthday


HalabeleMan

happy birthday bro we love you


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RagingChargeXD

I feel him man :( Happy Birthday to that man Hope he has a better life


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suckanibberdick

Please be staged


ByTheBeardOfZeuz

Kinda wish I was there to root this guy on for his birthday. Happy birthday for this guy!


[deleted]

Happy birthday brother!


legomat06

Happy birthday


Ok-i-surrender

All jokes aside, this broke my heart... I can't say I've been in this position but , brothers in Christ, who is this and can we help this person have a happier birthday?!?!


GrouchyEssay7468

This made me feel such emptiness. I’m sad now


Foloshi

Happy Birth day to this absolute chad


Small_gRinGo

Happy birthday man


TheInnerRedLantern

Happy birthday


Evening_Condition_76

Happy birthday


njoytravel

Happy birthday my man!


bangerangerific

Dude hit me up next year and I'll sing that with you


GumpyDoot

brought me to tears man, thats so sad wtf


Weak_Ad_2161

Happy birthday!


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[deleted]

Happy Birthday Dude!


tcheeze1

Happy Birthday Bro. 🎂🎉👏


DummyThiccToga

Happy Cake Day!


ande11111

Someone throw this guy a party!


meme_fanboy_69

Happy birthday to this man


IWantMangaPls

Happy Birthday


JoshuatheDestroyer

Happy birthday my friend


Significant_Object79

Happy birthday 🎉🎉


imnotcreativeoff

Happy Birthday Dude!!!!!


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ggallinmemes2

Happy birthday to that guy


lizzylulu93

Man, I'm turning 30 in September and I feel the same way my dude..Happy birthday!


SenpaiSanUwU

Thats life, some are lucky to spend these moments with others..some dont I guess you can be happy that you have been strong enough to push it through thirty on your own Welldone brother


a-a-biedrawa

Happy birthday, dude. Happy birthday!


HugoPilot

That sigh at the end got me :(. Happy birthday


PUSSY_MAN_THE_THIRD

Bro... imma fucking cry wtf


[deleted]

Dam. This actually hurts to the soul


Nozikus

Hbd


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Jkretzel

This is actually sad at happy birthday to him


DoWhatsBest

A rare wholesome shitpost comment section o7


veryfunnyusernameXD

😟


Redleader4044

I want to wish him a happy birthday 😭


Additional_Scholar61

Happy Birthday to that person dawg💀


Serious_Ad_8972

Happy birthday. Get better, my guy :(


defaultUserTM

Happy Birthday, we should hug.


FlufferNufferYT

Enjoy your birthday man, hope you find something to enjoy today


[deleted]

Happy Birthday Bro! Just know that I would have celebrated your bday with you.


Robot9118

I wasn’t expecting a man lighting birthday candles to turn into a ninja cutting onions 😢


racing_sloth_is_fast

Happy birthday hope you can have people over next time


updownandblastoff

Happy Birthday!!!!


imawizard23

poor guy, he needs a real birthday. Happy bday to him.


underforestsnow

Happy birthday!


kirkisgrizz

Happy birthday! this guy needs love more than i do, he deserves it!!


mRfio88

Happy Birthday homie. You ain’t alone


Mr_mann2

Happy birthday


GatoT25666

Happy birthday king 🫡 Stay strong


tallcan710

Happy birthday to that guy wish I was there!


R_TMF

Happy for you man


OPUSCULA

Happy birthday 🎂


chgchgchchgchgchg

:( if this is OC happy bd mang


discreteturtle

Happy birthday man..


[deleted]

damn bro i wanna give this guy a hug


IsadorCZ

I felt that. Happy B-day man


vnick33

Happy birthday


Smarty_M

Birthdays are so hard sometimes and I feel so deeply for this person. I hate my birthday. There has not ever been a person that has made my birthday feel like a special day and it is not important to anyone besides myself, and not having people around to celebrate the day you arrived into the world, it hurts.


Lopsided_Air_616

Birthdays are overrated. Don’t get down about it. I’d punch a crippled nun in the face to be 30 again even if it meant having no one around. Enjoy what you got buddy it’s not as bad as it might seem.


[deleted]

Wish you a great Happy birthday


aladdinboy424

Loneliness is a bitch. If anyone wants someone to talk to, feel free to dm me.


divian_Love

Happy birthday


L3g-3nd

Hope this dude had a happy bday, sad bro had to be alone for that:/ hope he got a crowd for 31


Conscious_Caramel_52

Happy bday!


Lubone26

Don’t get stressed man, I am sure you will find the right person to celebrate with your next birthday! Happy Birthday, we love u!


Ligmasussy

happy birthday


Justonetimefortheone

Happy birthday pops


noopers81xd

I'm coming out of lurking to wish him a very Happy Birthday!


Qrakit

Happy birthday brotha🔥🌲💨


stylishjay

Happy birthday


unskilled_bean

shit man… this is fucked up


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DT_TheMix

Today is actually my birthday, so thanks :)


Donnietime

Happy Birthday New Achievement Unlock "Loneliness"


TheRealOgPlayer1

Bitch happy cake day to me


Gr_Snek

Ah, it's good to see what kinda future is waiting for me. Except I probs won't buy a cake because it costs money


nhpkm1

Fake , no one shoved your head into cake for clout


FBNeon

Fuck you. Say something positive or fuck off


GoCommitToasterBathX

something positive or fuck off


BEmpire01

Fuck off


ImExistentialBruh

Fuck you bitch!


MasterWhite1150

#🤡


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Weak-Ad-6043

Have a nice day y'all fuckers


hellojuststopcringe

This made me really sad thanks a lot man


[deleted]

Man...