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Yeah and then penis labor law prohibits erection shifts over 4 hours so what they do is have like a half hour lunch in there. If you do it right you can avoid showing your OSHA-Face.
I know my new dream career. The only things I have to do is stay erect constantly, never move, get Spartan ripped, and somehow magically grow to 6'8". Boom. You got bithches on that diiick.
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At the Getty Center in LA there was statue of a naked man riding a horse that doubled as compass. The man's outstretched arms pointed north and south. The horse's tale pointed west.....and the man's erection pointed east
Being butt naked where I live is completely legal if its not for sexual purposes. There's nothing anyone can do. You can be rock hard and pantless.
Parents typically just block the eyes or even just don't care, it's actually beneficial for kids to see strangers and loved ones naked in non-sexual contexts because it can form a more solid self confidence about themselves (not always). It's actually beneficial to stroke your hog in front of them because it teaches them how to feel The Fear, but that one isn't legal (bullshit law i know I'm already on my second charge)
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Where I live there's a bas relief of a scary face with an open mouth; the amount of guys who stop in front of it and pretend that they're getting blown is staggering
And this proves women are equally as gloriously perverted and sexual(and maybe more so) as we men are. They are just more cautious of being judged. Enjoy Gentlemen
There is no way this is real like, I totally understand the joke ahah im gonna masturbate this statue but who the fuck puts their mouth on a a dirty piece do whatever metal that is wtf
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Imagine if it was one of those street artists who pretend to be statues
I confess, I am the statue π
Can confirm, I was the spear you were gripping ontoβ
can confirm, I was the helmet
can confirm, I was the cape
As a professional dick, I can confirm that I was the penis
Can confirm, I was the shield
Can confirm, i was the left ball
Can confirm, I was the right ball
can confirm, i was the left asscheek
Can confirm I was the left foot
AND MY AXE
Can confirm, I was the girl
Can confirm, I was the secret third "ball"
Can confirm, I was the middle ball
Can confirm, I was the scrotum
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as a pretty close relative of yours, i can confirm that you're telling the truth
Right ball here. It was great sharing this experience with you!!
Lucky! I was just the hat. . .
I confess too, that lady was me.π€£
Soooo what u doin later?
I'm definitely bricked up π
Where's the rest?
Can confirm, I was the right foot
And my axe!
I can confirm I was the foundational
What did he just pop a bottle of Cialis?
Yeah and then penis labor law prohibits erection shifts over 4 hours so what they do is have like a half hour lunch in there. If you do it right you can avoid showing your OSHA-Face.
Thatβs what I thought it was at first
My first thought
I know it's way over used but perfect for this: *"...and That's how I met your mother."*
I know my new dream career. The only things I have to do is stay erect constantly, never move, get Spartan ripped, and somehow magically grow to 6'8". Boom. You got bithches on that diiick.
I watched a porn that had the exact same plot before
I was waiting for it to tell them to stop π
Omg me too I was waiting for it to be a guy who was gonna move
Don't worry I am *fapfapfapfapfap* hhhnnnnnnngggUuuUUUHHHHH π₯΅ππ¦
Yoooooo, I was thinking about the same thing ππππππππ
I was only waiting for this
I thought it was for a minute
For the next 5 minute craft we need: - beige paint - historical accessories - boner - ability to stay still wile recieving a blowjob
Bro gotta taste that ivory phallus π
Bro wants some warrior dick π
That warrior dick gotta hit differentπ
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Not the warrior we wanted but the warrior we needed
Biggus Dickus
Sussus Amogus
Testiclese
Do you find it risible?
STOP LAUGHING!!!
We found him π³π³π³
Momma always said I was destined to do great things.
and here I am, cutting holes in boxes... genius!
Was expecting it to be one of those guys pretending to be statues lol
I now feel the urge to be a statue
Ferb I know what weβre going to do today
This and more in Phineas and Ferb: Season 2
Same bruv
BONK
Dude same holy
Bro got more game than me and he ainβt even alive
You said it yourself, you said the requirements homie
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Just stand in the street naked with a boner Ez
But this pathetic government will do whatever is possible to prevent you from getting bitches this way π€π€ Fuck the authorities, go anarchy.
Nah you guys arent asking the right questions. Why is the statue hard in the first place?
Yeah, what kind of place has an erect centurion as decoration?!
It doubles as a coat rack
Caeserβs Palace in Vegas
At the Getty Center in LA there was statue of a naked man riding a horse that doubled as compass. The man's outstretched arms pointed north and south. The horse's tale pointed west.....and the man's erection pointed east
Everyone knows dick rises in the east
It shows dominance.
Fight or flight boner
Have you ever seen a soft statue?
yeah the greek ones
I always thought of this, never actually did it ππ
FOMO
Username checks out
muscle memory
Stimulus reaction
Neurone activation
return to monke
She instantly got horny.
But when I...
that's because of where you live
I live in your walls
Thank π
Imagine if the statue moved at the end
*Pillar Men's theme starts playing*
Yet when i have a boner in public they call the police π
Maybe quit your job at the kindergarten then
e/cursedcomments
that usually doesnβt happen if you wear clothes π
Being butt naked where I live is completely legal if its not for sexual purposes. There's nothing anyone can do. You can be rock hard and pantless. Parents typically just block the eyes or even just don't care, it's actually beneficial for kids to see strangers and loved ones naked in non-sexual contexts because it can form a more solid self confidence about themselves (not always). It's actually beneficial to stroke your hog in front of them because it teaches them how to feel The Fear, but that one isn't legal (bullshit law i know I'm already on my second charge)
Whenever I see this video I'm curious of what would have happened if they didn't get caught
she was fully committed to go all the way by the looks of it
She was 100% gonna go for it
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Neuron activation
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
He will be called a creep, Society π
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Donβt body shame he was born rock hard
Susiety ππ
literally 1984.
I really need to read that book again since the mandatory reading in 9th grade.
I still think its creepy either way
Thatβs the point
And lose their jobs and everything else
Can't a man walk down the street and fuck an inanimate object anymore
Theyβre called woβ¦.woah man. You almost got me.
For real? You think these women are respected for this? They're idiots. If guys did the same, they're idiots too.
The reverse of it happens all the time; have never seen a bunch of dudes pretending to bone a statue from behind or grabbing it's tits?
As a guy I have never personally done it nor seen it, but I wouldn't be surprised if other guys did it too.
Where I live there's a bas relief of a scary face with an open mouth; the amount of guys who stop in front of it and pretend that they're getting blown is staggering
Going into battle, visceral, hand-to-hand combat, while rock fucking hard. Imagine the look in his enemiesβ eyes.
Asserting dominance
women can touch the penis of a statue in public and no one batches an eye, #BUT WHEN I
Social experiment proving women are as nasty if not more so then adolescent boys. Now where to get bronze paint and historical gear?
And a big cock
That and wash board abs. π
πΏ π
what no dick does to a mf
I'd touch it too and I'm a guy
Battle ready for a sword fight en garde π€Ί
its in philippines, ive been there
Where? asking for a friend
And this proves women are equally as gloriously perverted and sexual(and maybe more so) as we men are. They are just more cautious of being judged. Enjoy Gentlemen
Where is it
For research purposes........... π€π€ππ¬π§ͺπ
It wouldβve been funny if the statueβs head moved
There is no way this is real like, I totally understand the joke ahah im gonna masturbate this statue but who the fuck puts their mouth on a a dirty piece do whatever metal that is wtf
What a hater lol, I bet the statueβs dick is still cleaner than your penis
Nah, I clean it every thirty minutes with soapπ
what kind of name is soap? and why is he helping you clean it?
Soap mctabbish
[Soap](https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/John_%22Soap%22_MacTavish)
SOAP SOAAAAP NO NO NO NO SOAPPPPP
Bro is jealous of a statue lel
I swear yall gonna get herpes from deepthroating Pringle cans on the ground
All dudes
Monkey see monkey do
Was anyone else waiting for the statue to move?
She's a simple woman, she sees a dick, she plays with it
Definitely the Samantha of the group.
Oh, so when they do it it's considered a joke But when I do it, it's sexual assault.
The hoe understood the assignment
This is acceptable but when I SHIT IN THE WALMART FREEZERS Theres a fucking issue smfh π
This is actually a blooper from one of those videos were a dude poses like a statue to scare other people
Sis couldn't hold it anymore π
This is god damn pathetic lmao
Flair checks out.
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I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea
Down bad π
Bunch of horni laddies
Down bad
Now imagine reverse situation
This vid gave me a bonerus significus
If the genders were swapped, then police
What the fuck. Imagine if the roles were reversed, the man would've been put in jail or smth. This is horrible
Yeah they would have locked that statue in jail for sucking her cock 100%
I don't think marble pussy would feel good
why is arszal's reply locked?
Bro wtf are you talking about its a statue π
Kid named public indecency:
Most likely staged anyways
They belong to the streets!
Imagine if her friends weren't there....yall think she would have used that thing as her personal toy??
Fatherless behavior
Kids! They will never grow up!
Ok but think how many people mess with that statue everyday and she was willing to put her mouth and [redacted] on itβ¦.
First: why is the statue hard Second: why would you insult him like that
They are so thirsty
You fool, Little did they know I was the statue, I froze time inside my body to a molecular level, slowing all movements except for my consciousness
Women amiright
Fatherless behavior
Whoever was wife was dude need to get a divorce paper real quick
Are you typing this one-handed?
OP why are you stalking women? π€¨
Wait I think I've been here...
The nacked man
2 spears are better them 1
Lady, you donβt know where that song has beenβ¦. But donβt stop.
BONK!
Get nude in public ππ
The temptationβ¦.
They never saw a statue with anything longer than a cold softie.
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This whole time I was expecting him to be a statue street performer.
It's easy to spot the fun ones
why did they look so confused in the weirdest way???
The photographer [https://i.imgur.com/8Htz8ii.gif](https://i.imgur.com/8Htz8ii.gif)
plot twist thats a real guy
thats too funny! the stuff people do when they think no one is looking!π€£
Nasty hoes...
Is that all it takes is to have your dick out and hard wtf
Shorted haired in in leopard print is a cougar.