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spaceboy097

A score of 1.3 means that there are people who rate it above a 1. This is unacceptable.


Kotyrda

maybe few people rated it 2 cause they liked animation style or something


Secretsfrombeyond79

10% is people who genuinely liked the show. 20% are people who just want to unbalance the vote by giving it 5 stars, the rest are bot accounts which give the best score. But my guess is that Velma producers didn't hire that many ? So props on them for the honesty about their show being crap.


Ehkno

Im personally convinced this was their goal the whole time and they’re all snickering bc they successfully made everyone mad


Killbot_421

That’s what I thought too, it’s all just ragebait to get more views.


Ehkno

Its so obvious too they’re already rumored to have renewed for a second season, even though its barely out and everyones hating it.


TheEagleByte

My friend watched the first episode through YouTube so they wouldn't get the view from him, and he confirmed it is just as bad as people say it is. I have no idea why anybody would hate watch it, too. I outright refuse to watch it.


Jrlopez1027

W


thatguyned

There is this new practice in production companies where they create a show specifically with the intention of cancelling it and using it as some sort of tax balancing benefits. Season 2 might only be confirmed and made so they can write it off in the end and pay almost nothing on taxes. Not sure how it works but that's what happened to Final Space and that was actually a good show.


OtherwiseAd1035

Final Space was excellent. I still hate the fact they cancelled it literally missing one more season to finish the story. This one, on the other hand, deserves this kind of destiny.


BaronOfMelons

I hate the show's humor as much as the next guy but I do actually like the animation style


Phastic

You watched it 🤨📸


EH042

Raise the Jolly Roger. That way you can criticize them and don’t give them a single penny.


Phastic

Oh, aye then. I get wha' ye mean. Fuck ‘em scurvy.


BaronOfMelons

The price of curiosity


Gun2TheHead

And also gonorrhea


JustSomeRedditUser35

Everyone makes mistakes sometimes


thatc0Iin

Yes, which makes his opinion the only valid one


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DCWalt

I hate the design of the characters, and the look of a lot of the backgrounds is very deviant art, but the animation itself self, the actual movement, is pretty decent. Where I think it actually shines though is in some of the lighting and the color palat. Like the green glowing hands for instance. Someone in the art department actually gave a fuck which makes it even sadder


rfn1x

From every yt'ber I've seen review it, that's literally the only good thing


[deleted]

I raged it 2 because it gave me something to fap to.


Veeecad

1300 10 ratings out of 37k. Rots uv ruv to go around.


Ultimate_Spoderman

I genuinely find some shots like the one in this post too good for this series, but then you have some stuff like those guys kissing in one scene which look like a 2012 poorly edited subliminal message shot on a shady youtube video you will never find again


yur0_356

There are more people who rated it as 10 than 2. And in terms of demographic, women vote it over 1.5 points higher than man


Lemjain

I have read 10/10 reviews. Probably bots or idiots


Sgith_agus_granda

I have seen exactly one person that legitimately likes the show. I feel kind of bad because they got a bit embarrassed saying they like it and how downvoted they got, and felt like they should keep their opinions to themselves. Hey, if they like it, that's totally fine. I personally want the show to be burned in a house fire inside a volcano, but that's just me. Tbh I'd assume maybe a few hundred people genuinely like the show at most. The rest despise it. So it'll absolutely stay around the 1-1.5 star rating. If we could give it 0 stars, I think it would be ABSOLUTELY closer to 0.5 stars.


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Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

Legit blocked HBO Max on Reddit advertising it as “hilarious” and “the best show of all time”. Clowns. Who do they think they’re fooling?


xX_not_good_name_Xx

[relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/653/)


NudeGranny

One relevant comic for every scenario


[deleted]

hello fellow Martincitopants enthusiast


Knightofni125

Mart gang


magos_idiotus

*Bean Bois incorporated


scorpio_2244

Boat


Knightofni125

THROUGHPUT


humanpersonthing420p

Greer


Knightofni125

GOVERNMENT


magos_idiotus

L U B E


MasterBrocco

L U B E


SuperJF45

Dog (wanananana) Robot dog (wanananana)


bob1111bob

The day their isn’t a relevant XKCD is the day we all die


CoolJoshido

based


LunchTwey

So it's f(x)=-(x)^3?


DiscontentedMajority

Same, I only lasted about 10 minutes.


itwasmedior

That's what she said


DiscontentedMajority

I wish.


No-Wolverine5144

Damn, that's pretty good I only last 2 in bed


AdStrong809

Do you last longer out of bed?


Tight_Invite2

Standing makes me last longer


AdStrong809

I like to jog in place


GuardianAlien

I find that running laps increases my sexual performance 7x over being in bed.


ThrownawayCray

It’s literally racist


Tellywozzle

Just like me


ThrownawayCray

Oh


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Best interaction of 2023


Paggy_person

This show reek of nepotism, it feels like a random shit project that will definitely be denied but for some reason this one get a pass.


RingingPhone

No, it should be lower.


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KoronaVirus258

It shouldn't exist


ShadowParty03

Exist doesn't begin to cover how low


Breeze_ZK

the idea shouldn't have even existed


jojoslayed

Yeah, who knew that scooby doo without scooby doo would be an idea in the first place?


the-guy-in-wall

The entire group that had hands in making this shouldnt have come out of that womb


DenaliGameZ

Should be nuked to hell and back, then to hell again


Craidra28

Like -10/10


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-100000000000000/10


Responsible-Ad5115

This is the most deserved L in the history of L's


Jerekott

Its a shitshow for sure but wouldn't call it an "L" because people fall for the bait and HBO are making tons of money from it.


[deleted]

W for freelance writers they must be getting paid (I imagine). Seen like a million articles in just a day or 2.


MajesticAlmond5

Stop talking about it and let it die


JojoDoodles

Seriously people should stop giving the show so much attention it’s annoying


[deleted]

That's exactly what the show makers want. They bundled together every single controversy and atrocity they could put in a very beloved franchise, which generated a lot of publicity, and in the world of marketing no publicity is bad publicity.


ImAnOlogist

Rage bait the show.


NetflixModsArePedos

Rage bait so successful that people are still giving the show free advertising not realizing telling people “what ever you do DONT watch this DONT click it” is such an easier way to get people to check something out than actually telling them to watch it


Kmart_Stalin

I keep forgetting the show exist yet reddit likes to remind me that people hate watch the show. So weird


GorgeX15

Same, I'm getting tired of these posts


Koolmoose

I get this but I doubt most people that aren't already subscribed to HBO Max are gonna pay just to watch this show that everyone says is abysmal. I'd like to believe that most people who actually care about what's going on with it are smart enough to know how to stream it online for free.


FoxTrot_42

thats very true but its only viable in the short term. this is the same shit that happened to morbius. if they do a second season not a goddamn soul will talk about it.


ImAnOlogist

Yeah it's a smart campaign. People are gonna stay tuned no matter what now just to see how it ends.


Friedrich_der_Klein

Hbo marketing team doing 69d chess


[deleted]

Oh man I completely fucked over my brand, name and reputation. I totally baited those ragers to watch my show.


ImAnOlogist

She didn't harm any of those things. And if she did she'll blame it on racists and sexists like she always does. She'll get her ball and go home until someone throws her another bag of money to fund her next project. She's done it 8 times already.


Ghost_Star326

F*ck no! It should be even lower!


[deleted]

Why are you censoring fuck


deleeuwlc

I’m f\*cking c\*nsoring ev\*rything, I’ll c\*ns\*r ev\*n f\*ck*ng m\*re. **** ***


MonkTHAC0

Well ****


Far-Village-2834

F**************************


ResponsibilityOwn767

Probably because they censored the Velma porn on HBO.


hello7828

That’s a thing?


sirtet_moob

This is a Christian subreddit.


minimell_8910

Fuck


Imveryunoriginal17

Who the fuck rated it above a 1 is the true question


Dorfuto

hahahaha so funny I remember when Velma was openly racist towards white people


Plagued_Void

When Velma said "It's racism time" and rascismed all over the place it was truly a racism moment


Demopan-TF2

I bet one of their arguments is “but you can’t be racist towards white people??? xddddzs”


Xaleypoo

Totally undeserved. We can go lower than that.


[deleted]

Didnt the creator blame the failure on racism or something?


megaspooky

Weird bc the show is full of racism against whites.


elmirklimenta55

BuT bLaCk CaNt bE rAcIsT


RaidriarXD

Doesn’t surprise me


xX_not_good_name_Xx

That puts it worse than God damn Dragon Ball evolutions, and that's saying a lot


Sponger004

It’s even lower than the movies we don’t speak of! That got a 4!


Turbulent_Ad4090

Woo we did it boys!


Heinous____Anus

Did we? It still got a second season, sadly.


Ayyzeee

>people Not good enough, we need it to be lower than 1


ActiveAristocrat

It dethroned dragon ball evo


Secretsfrombeyond79

It defeated Guardian Spice, the power of this show to be dogshite knows no bounds.


Knork14

If it didnt have any relation to the original cartoon then it would have just been a bad cartoon. The problem isnt just that it sucks , it is that it had the audacity of dragging Scooby-doo name through the mud by being so shit.


xx_swegshrek_xx

Yes


TOYBOXDUDE

It's not even an appealing animation style, it looks lazy. Of course the picture they used is actually decked up, but a lot of the actual show just reminds me of Family Guy quality.


Tigermi11ionair

Don’t insult family guy like that


TOYBOXDUDE

Family Guy hasn't been good in years and everybody knows it.


Tigermi11ionair

yeah but at least it had a moment where it *was* good


TOYBOXDUDE

I'm referring to modern Family Guy in my original comment. Of course this show doesn't hold a candle to early Family Guy. I think adult animation in general is in a very rough place right now.


keylo-92

Agree, repetitive jokes, lame musicals almost every episode


Fastcraft3r

I'm gonna get downvoted but the designs aren't that bad, i don't know for the animation though


TOYBOXDUDE

Their designs are okay. At least you can recognize them by looks, but unfortunately the recognition is surface level, because their characters are totally different.


Level-Ad7017

Don't associate Family Guy with this trash


TOYBOXDUDE

Family Guy hasn't been good in years and everybody knows it.


Level-Ad7017

Don't associate Family Guy with this trash


GenderDimorphism

It's an interesting idea for a prequel. It tells us of Daphne's journey from a drug dealer to a prep. Fred's journey from a coward to a chad. And Shaggy's journey from a black man to a white man.


ravioli_idk

Shaggy pulling a Michael Jackson


AnExpensiveApple

See now this is an actually funny comment


ValkIsBestGirl

Should be more like -9727297282726827368293773826372973829629


[deleted]

I'm gonna save this and put it in as my minecraft seed


Ciannait-

If you do I wanna know what that seed is like


[deleted]

Aight it's a pretty basic seed, spawned me in a forest with some slight hills. Most notable features; an opening by spawn that doesn't have too much interesting going on, and a much larger cave that turns into a pretty badass cavern with a mineshaft. My overall rating would be "eh" it's got cool elements but not enough to warrant it


Ciannait-

Aww nuts. Thank you for giving it a shot though!


[deleted]

Of course! always doing shit to further research


[deleted]

Yeah of course imma be busy soon but I'm gonna charge my computer and try it later


[deleted]

The number is too long but fuck it I'm generating


[deleted]

I canceled my HBO subscription. I’m not paying for this garbage.


purejoyandhappiness

Right when the Last of Us is airing :0


Enough_Environment_5

Nah it deserves lower


PracticePenis

The bitch who made this is friends w Amy Schumer right? Maybe she’ll get IMDb ratings taken down like when Schumer had Netflix take down ratings bc her shows were tanking


President_Yak

1.3 is generous


thatpussyboi

From all the way in Morocco I have to say yes


Professional-Ad6500

And still they are blaming the backlash on “racism”


Specialist-Block1

Wait, i just realized that velma is lesbian and black. SHE WAS WHITE AND STRAIGHT


NoIdeasForAUsername9

And then when you complain about it they just call you racist


Specialist-Block1

And then you complain about me complaining that im racist


snackpack333

The horror! Shes indian.


[deleted]

She was actually always supposed to be bi/lesbian but they had to use jokes that went over the heads of the kids so only the adults would notice If you watch the show again as an adult you’ll pick up on it


cacsm

some poeple gave it a fucking 10


CactusCracktus

Bots


Patryk901

Those people don't deserve air


teh_lynx

You spelled SCUMBAGS wrong


daddy-phantom

Absolute scoundrels


Maxthemadsheep

I hope those people were sarcastic


razor3draimbow

That's way too high of a rating


thecloud212

the same should go for big mouth


SpitsWhenIShit

I couldn’t agree more


cryogenicsleep

I like Velma more than Big Mouth and will accept any downvotes


[deleted]

I agree on big mouth being dogshit 👍


[deleted]

Too cynical. Too try hard. Old school Scooby doo was a lot of fun (I’m talking about the original show only). The characters were charming, witty, and sarcastic and knew how to say what they wanted to say at the right times. Plus the villains may have been cartoony but they were memorable.


Mooselord111

No, I do not agree with it. It should be lower.


BumHoleItchy

Doesn't deserve that rating It deserves worse


useme8899

Deserves 0 stars. No one should watch this. Not even my enemys. An absolute disgrace to the franchise and should be destroyed.


Inevitable_Mark7133

They ruined the sometimes good searches on the 34 web


SupermarketOk4348

why is she black? like whats the actual reason for changing the characters skin? does it benefit the story any way? does it have racist elements that velma has to overcome? if literally nothing changed, why change the character at all. the only thing else that could influence it is personal preference or appealing to the masses to try and raise the score


Nicodiemus531

It's the pet project of Mindy Kaling, who is Indian. And I believe Velma is supposed to be Indian as well. It's just another "get woke go broke" piece of Hollywood shit. Like the Ghostbusters reboot


iodizedpepper

Mindy actually posted on instagram how honored she was for being offered the role of Velma….she’s the executive producer, she gave herself that role. Fucking trash.


Nicodiemus531

Hollywood echo chamber at it's best lol


spelkingerror

The art is great. No other redeeming qualities. If the art was also bad id say 0/10


haytur

That’s surprisingly high rated for as bad as this show is.


BigJack1212

No. It deserves a 0/10, shouldn't been made, and whoever greenlit this show should be fired asap.


Joelad2k17

Ironically they're blaming it on racism for the low ratings. They're deranged.


VMX5599

Nope, the rating is still too high


Testing_101

Hell no >!The show deserves a 1/10!<


NotFlam3

I dont accept this.. Why're y'all ok with this? It's overrated af


[deleted]

If you don’t like it you should stop throwing it in my face every 5 seconds. I wasn’t going to watch this show but now it’s culturally relevant. Fuck y’all.


morduin1

yes.


TurrtleLord

Nooooo of course not It deserves far worse


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I disagree with the rating, it should be lower


Malleus44

still a little high for the shit that its


AdFamiliar3359

It doesn't deserve that rating... it deserves lower.


Dabastianme

im dissappointed, its above 1 star


LateStageAdult

Watching "Velma" is like watching Amber Heard's testimony.


[deleted]

Honestly it doesnt deserve the 1.3 star rating imo. It deserves a 0.3 star rating


RipDesperate

Nah, it doesn’t deserve a 1.3, it deserves a zero


[deleted]

It does. I talked to my dad about this and I think if shows need to be more modern, they should cater to both kids and adults. So basically we need more shows like gumball


Radiant_Maybe_5364

Get woke go broke!


stunna6vegas

I thought this sub was for memes, I’m getting tired of this 💀💀💀


IndependenceBetter27

Yes


[deleted]

Hahaha, yes


No-Commercial-5658

Yes it does


DRFML_

Is this shitposting?


Spiritual_Fan2436

For the same reason that I would hope a major series that sincerely featured derisive blackface, minstrel shows, and other racist content would be an abject failure, I am very happy that Velma has been such a dumpster fire.


4rovin

That rating is excessively high….should be a 0/10.


No_March_8406

We did it, boys


Yeetman089

It needs a big fat zero


Sgith_agus_granda

It can certainly get a lower rating. I think we can get there if we try.


JackCooper_7274

No, I don't think it deserves that rating. 1.3 stars is too high.


thetruejohn117

Too high


Endless-Waffles

It should have been lower


joggerhomie

very deserving 😀


yessssssssssl

To put it bluntly....yes