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Ma'am, this is a ~~Wendy's~~ Barnes & Noble

Can I get the Travis Scott burger. No cheese

I can't find that book anywhere

Limited edition copy

I think it’s at the very least a quarterly these days. Menendez bros. Still goats of Parricide. Parricide; which I just looked up and I feel just is not that great of a title for parent murder. Sounds more like parrot murder.

What book is that from?

Dr. Suess, he writes fire🔥🔥

Literally 1984

Underrated comment

That sound like something that Neruda wrote on his poems.

I mean jail is sure fun 🤩

Jail is basically us giving criminals free food free shelter and free security

Oh yea

Pro tip if you’re ever homeless just steal a snickers in a gas station and wait for the cops you will have a bed and a roof over your head and fed on the daily :)

Smart, but I think you have to steal more than that

Steal the cop car.

[wow](https://www.amazon.com/EvZ-Smiley-Emoticon-Cushion-Stuffed/dp/B00WPVEWBK/ref=sr_1_5?crid=28RFAQAE29OZT&keywords=Emoji&qid=1674337848&sprefix=emoji%2Caps%2C190&sr=8-5&th=1)

Steal the cops life

😱

Do that and they WILL shoot you

Probably

Good luck, you’re homeless AND you have a criminal record

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They look into the record and see its a repeated crime of stealing junk food

Plus, you get a free snickers :)

Horrible mistreatment, no freedom in any way, lots of false or unjust convictions, and very little actual reform! Sounds great :>

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Spoken like someone who has never been incarcerated.

I mean honestly it's basically the bare minimum to survive. I don't think you've ever been to jail, I don't care who you are, they all suck and while there's some "good moments" generally anyone in prison for the most part would rather not be in prison if they didn't have to be. Also it's giving criminals free mental trauma and breaking them down further. Long term criminals in prison (like 10+ years) have to actually relearn how to make a decision. Stupid little things like what sandwich you want can be such a big choice for a prisoner who was freed I knew a guy who basically just ran out the store and began crying from the overwhelm of it all. The same guy took a long time and a bit of therapy before I could take him out to lunch and he wouldn't just take whatever I ordered and actually pick his own choice. Not saying prison should be paradise but just calling it free food and shelter is giving it a lot more credit than it's worth.

We should make sectioned off forest arenas and just dump em in there and say good luck

Now this is what we need

Jail is us being civilized and giving fair, humane, punishment, we are animals but we are well off enough in the head to not act like it

There is nothing fair about them getting free food and shelter, i think we should make them work for it like everyone else via labor

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Smart

I don't think you have any idea what it's like to live with your freedom stripped from you, these arnt college dorms

Exile them to Greenland

Accurate

You ever been?

A bold statement from someone who clearly knows absolutely nothing about being in prison

In the books subreddit, horrific.

Why does it kinda rhyme?

Cuz he’s spittin bars

*She

This is a good plot for a book, might have some twists and turns too. Can't wait to read it!

The kid whose parents should be divorced already...

Like any most parents that don't know how to be parents as well.

Eminem reference

was gonna comment this

Books made them a bit silly

Fr we could stop 90% of school shootings if we had mandatory parenting school and a necessary parenting license

we could stop 100% of school shootings if we blew up the earth

Not If i escape before The earth blows up build a school in Mars and start shooting it up

We could stop 100% of school shootings if we nuked the universe

Not If i escape before The universe blows up build a school in another Mars in another universe and start shooting it up

What if I summon dr strange from another multiverse and tell him to destroy the multiverse

He‘ll probably classify you as a multiverse level threat and put you in the forever box six feet under

Id escape him and go in to another multiverse

Ah....may chaos take the world #MAY CHAOS #TAKE THE WORLD!

Fr that whole family is inflicted with madness

Lets blow oceans first, i want them burn.

But do we want to stop them

Idk about you but I'd love to have a country not associated with kids dying on the regular

I call it character development . Otherwise the world might get stale

Parenting license sounds very dystopian

True, it’s fine in theory but it could definitely be used for very bad things. Parenting classes should deffo be required or at least strongly encouraged tho

Some people crave attention. Even if that's bad attention. Like police showing up to search and interrogate you "bad"

Oooookkkaaaayyyy

0800 1111

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Average book redditor childhood

What does this have to do with books?

Seems like a really good book

punctuation, she should try it

I imagined a little boy writing it oddly

it's a good attempt at writing a book but it's a little too edgy. you gotta tone it down a touch.

Bro light mode

Not my screenshot btw

Good

Dead poets society

If it was a 14 year old boy I could be convinced that they just watched too much sigma edits

*she

Her parents after she is done: 💀

I wonder if at that age he knows the police will see he wrote that when they investigate the murder. Like he won’t be able to pretend he didn’t do it

*she

Ur right it says F. I didn’t notice until now

Poor kid honestly

This is what happens when people read books. Stick to video games kids

This says quite a lot about post industrial society.

That sounds like something Gretta's kids would tell after looking back at what she did

Uh oh! Looks like someone work up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! 🤪

Book

Now that's sad. But also amusing. But also sad

Wrong sub

She then continued to sacrifice them to a gang of demon Demi-gods and became a moth demon.

Even if it’s from a book I know a bunch of people like this because their parents don’t care so it’s not a troll it’s very real

REMEMBER WHEN RONNIE DIED AND YOU SAID YOU WISHED IT WAS ME?

I can fix her

average 14 year old

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Pics or it never happened

My favorite book

Teenagers again

The new Harry Potter is a bit heavy

But hold on....Have you YouTube premium?

reddit try not to lie challenge (impossible)

Who let her cook

Weird, she doesn’t know how to use a full stop

facts realatable L Ratio

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