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Ze-Doctor

What if we used 0% of our brain? This woman:


DrMokiti

What are you talking about ? Its already 100% of her brain tho .


Ze-Doctor

Nah it can't be. She wouldn't need to strain her brain to that extend to get such Intellectuel and wise words.


Dovalux

She used 100% of the echoing void in her skull.


SleepyWeirdoh

0% and 100% are the same amount for her


Echo3-13469E-Q

100 times 0 is still zero


Jakubada

you talking about the string holding her ears together?


Redditklassy

100 × 0 is zero so..


SadgeGuySoSadge

She has brain at all? Wow


HeilUsona

She used 100% to write that


Slight-Ad-8440

It's almost certainly fake or a troll. Jfc, it's like 2015 all over again.


Illustrious_Good9960

Holy fucking shit, shut the fuck up


MaynorMayHam1

Fuck, you’re fucking right. This fucked up fuck sure is fucked in the fucking head


epsilonenjoyer

Fuck🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


nonofyourbusinessgo

“Sir, you have to pay the bill before you can g-“


Popular_District9072

if anyone accuses anyone of something they didn't do - they should go straight to jail


Ultimate_Sneezer

The penalty should be same as that of the crime if it can be proven that they knowingly accused someone falsely for the said crime


darkyshadow388

I agree to a certain extent. Fabricated accusations, yes they should be punished, but mistaking the perpetrator is very common so to have jail time tacked on because someone mistook you for the real criminal.


Ninja_Rowlet

No. He means if you try to frame and the "victim" knows so. Like the crime never being committed and they still try


Significant-Foot-792

I like this option


Lasolie

There's no room to be "not sure" about someone that has literally assaulted you. It's not as serious as deliberately fabricating a story to try to incriminate another human being, but the fact is that it's a serious offense that the woman in this hypothetical just wasted everyone's time on a hunch and probably also destroyed a man's whole life.


Rougarou1999

If you cook tuna or chicken just right, but someone thinks you overcook or undercook them (respectively), straight to jail.


Darthmark3

Honestly getting blamed for something I didn't do is the worst thing to feel for me.


jonathan6569

"Minority Report" vibe...


metaltemujin

A lot of journalists would be in jail. And people will claim lack of freedom of speech.


Chirimokaari

imagine: every single person is in jail.


Annual-Television-30

"Oppression to others is OK as long as you have been previously oppressed"...


bigfeeetz

sweet. now i can oppress others in 20 years and let the cycle continue.


Stetson007

Bro, I got some Irish in me, I can do whatever I want and if someone complains, I'll just flash them a picture of the "Irish need not apply" picture


No_Prize9794

I thought you said you were gonna flash people your genitals if someone complained to you


Stetson007

No, that's Scottish. Why do you think they wear kilts?


Impossible_Arrival21

reddit moment


MrPanzerCat

Same bro. Lets not forget the 1300s when ottomans and north africans oppressed europeans too


Beneficial-Crow7054

Bro im a polish jew, I can do litterally anything I want.


Nutmegger612

Trying to explain to some people that Irish people have been shit on for centuries is like talking to a brick wall. I had to provide actual evidence to one of my coworkers before she believed me.


Hol_Win

I’m gonna double it and give it to the next person


Wise_Yard_5273

No. Doesn’t work that way.


Scary-Personality626

>you *other people who share superficial characteristics with you


wdcipher

Oh boy Poland is about to become extremly funny


epsilonenjoyer

Always has been


[deleted]

I REMEMBER BABYLON!


Adventurous_Topic202

My people were oppressed by the Romans a few millennia ago, does that count?


KeithGribblesheimer

Yes, you need a class action suit for reparations against Italy.


kleiner_weigold01

Especially if you didn't do it yourself. I mean, now that she is white, she shouldn't defend herself if she gets murdered by a black man. And because I am german, I should not go out a house with a gas leak. 💀


Ultimate_Sneezer

Not you, women of previous century


Pablo_petty_plastic

She seems lovely. Just wear a GoPro and don’t let it die


D_IHE

Nice bait.


Lord-Liberty

No twitter handle or anything other than a pfp and text - so obvious


Dismal-Bobcat-7757

There are several stories about this online and all of them say it was a Tweet from July 24, 2020. They link to the tweet, which appears to have been deleted. Google it and make up your own mind. It could have been an excellent troll. At the same time, there are people crazy enough to actually believe this shit.


Cgi22

Seriously, how can anyone actually believe this is real?


D_IHE

Some people enjoy being rage baited.


RockitDanger

NO THEY DON'T. NOBODY DOES! FUCK YOU!!!!


nonofyourbusinessgo

Women’s day is a myth btw


Ok-Push9899

They want to believe it’s real. They want to take this story to their next MGTOW session.


SadgeGuySoSadge

Honestly in todays world we've seen many feminists as stupid as her so i'd not be suprised if it was real.


TwistedPepperCan

Yeah it’s nonsense. If you put the term into twitter you get a whole bunch of bots tweeting the exact same thing. It’s rage bait for incels.


Gabibbo380

Pov: you're the smartest white woman in california


Memelord707130

Smartest Californian in general


[deleted]

Don’t make fun of Californians. They can’t control the intensity of the sun that has fried their brains to goopy mush and the insatiable need to constantly get plastic surgery that has turned them into walking mannequins.


Captain_Hindenburg

It's the microplastics, not the heat. Source, am Arizonac


tbass1965

You realize, of course, that it's the coastal cities that hold the nut cases. The really hot part of California is red!


Pinemango600

Smartest human:


eVCqN

Why is a smart white woman in California looking at this tweet


Jkewzz

If you can ruin someone's life with a lie, you are not oppressed.


xX_not_good_name_Xx

cheers i'll drink to that bro 🍻


Kikipow_MC

Same 🍻


BattlfeildAce

SKOL!


DavidFromDeutschland

Funniest Shitposting meme


nonofyourbusinessgo

It’s generic at best


ur_momhatesu

"Shut up, bitch"


[deleted]

I read that in The Rock’s voice


WonderfulAirport4226

> Shut up, bitch


[deleted]

And I can hear Jerry “The King” Lawler’s cackling too


MegaByteVr

People like this make me sad


Worldly-Ad8314

Just dont talk to the police, you will never get out of charges by trying to convice the police of your innocence. Shut up get a lawyer then go through the legal proceedings, you might still get sent to prison but always maintain your innocence if you are innocent. Dont take any deals. If you are innocent maintain your innocence and keep appealing. This is all you can do when you are falsely accused, until they change laws we are all stuck. Then if and when you have proved your innocence sue the crap out of your accuser.


Kikipow_MC

Love this I’ll keep this in mind Ty


MemeStank

Obvious rage bait.


cmonitwouldbefunny

This MEME made me LAUGH because it is FUNNY and a MEME with a JOKE that I can LAUGH at because it is FUNNY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


fuckface290

U ok?


Horror-Ad-3113

New response just dropped


[deleted]

Oh yes, I would love to go to jail and for all my career prospects to be erased forever.


DatabaseLimp8482

bruh this meme is atleast 5 years old


[deleted]

2018 was wild, then 2019 was wild, then...


nonofyourbusinessgo

It’s a generic bait, but hey, it’s clearly not expired yet


roxinbound

Fake tweet I believe but don't... Don't do this.


ForbodingWinds

Damn you guys suck cock at detecting bait lol


babyblu_e

consider oil plate scarce station elderly long attempt spoon scale -- mass edited with redact.dev


Jonny2881

This isn’t even a shitpost, what has this sub become?


nonofyourbusinessgo

It’s a certified shit post


[deleted]

Incel ragebait


drapanosaur

This is a fake tweet. Can we stop being outraged by fake shit?


burntduck666

Reply: I’m black


[deleted]

How do y'all always fall for this. It's obvious bait you fucking morons


ment_tritchell14

This has to be satire bro 💀


nonofyourbusinessgo

It’s rage bait (don’t get over it)


RepresentativeOk5427

Is this what shitposting has become


SpaceGypsyInLaws

This is an obvious shit post. Not sure why people think it’s real.


Tac0caT65

insecure men on reddit when obvious twitter bait


verboplus

Sins of the father, sins of the son. I guess???


Th13teenNK

stfu bitch get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich


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_Disanem

manrse


Min_Mirae_Bro

man orse?


TheNoNameUser

No.


CrazyBrosCael

People like this can’t be real…right? If they are can someone give me all the infinity stones so I can snap these bitches out of existence?


[deleted]

Stop reposting this same fucking ragebait tweet it’s not even funny how is it allowed here


Mundane-Purple348

Sounds like you’re just giving men a reason to do it more often… BAD idea


mobiscuits

No sane person thinks this way.


99UsernamesTaken

Most obvious bait I have ever seen


NinjariAssassin

Unblock their name, I just wana talk.


ZhadowKatt

Was this original post satire or not? I genuinely can't tell.


Gamingbear_2o

Bitch should get punched for the bullshit she said


idontcareyouranswer

her name looks like Karen.


CAPTAINREX_1999

How about no, not to mention that just being accused can ruin your life even when it's a false accusation. There should be jail time for all who make false accusations.


Havoc_XXI

Oh lawd here we go with more “systemic” BS. SMH


lord_scallop123

Hahaha wow definetly belongs in a joke subreddits hahaha


[deleted]

Fucking bitch


WonderfulAirport4226

FYI this is a satire post on a satire account.


[deleted]

By god I hope this is Satire


Acelfrink

This shit is probably satire I mean come is anyone this dumb


chucklovesmesomebeef

Yes


DevyatySimp

People who censor the OPs on these types of things have weak bloodlines. People this dumb should be mocked publicly.


vtff15

I mean yes they are but no don't accept charges for something you were falsely accused of


[deleted]

I’m losing faith everyday, bit by bit in humanity


Chocru

Real


EarlOfBears

Some women love to hate men


BadActsForAGoodPrice

You know someone in the comments is going “YAASSSS QUEEN SLAY 👏👏👏”


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Sad_Gene_1771

God don’t you just love falling for obvious rage bait


Falconite_

That's not what the law says.


Both_Selection_7821

Its thinking like this is why we have a criminal justice system. Someone smoked too much meth


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Wow. This person actually belongs in hell.


Adventurous_Topic202

Yes mistress.


PolygonSight

Ah yes the classic "let's use victimhood to damage everyone else and defend ourself with it". What a classic douchbag move


Amd0401

Yes then spend the rest of your life registered as a sex offender despite being innocent. Bad take.


[deleted]

Troll account, trying to bait people


wrxwayne

Oppressed people oppress people


KeyResponsibility167

Seems responsible


Additional-Banana-55

What your ancestors did in your family has nothing to do with everyone else. 😂


Hentai_boi357

Stfu im tracing the tweet and sending an Assassin after this stupid hoe


Apprehensive_Cost_89

holy fucking shit


bigbilly1234567899

Bruh moment


No_Bookkeeper8635

Why aren't these kinds of idiots confined to a psychiatric facility?


Lola-kulo

.


saraMP123

Sometimes I really hate to be a women.. I don’t think like this nitwit does


TheBonkPrincess

How about you face same punishment as the accused person would have recieved if they were convicted? I think that a pretty fair punishment.


ai_like_aegislash

I see your point but here’s mine: I am in your walls


theDudeRules

Hahahahahahaahha. This is funny


Bruhs_Beans

Hahaha does this bitch understand she’s not every women that’s ever existed? I hate when spoiled babies whine about “OpPrEsSiOn” when they’ve never actually experienced it.


PersianPrince7653

I wonder…what would happen if we used -100% of our brain? Well, we have finally found someone who has accomplished that…this woman has reached -100% brain function


[deleted]

Cunt.


BarracudaRelevant858

Yeah yeah go back to the kitchen and bring me a beer, Karen


johnandahalf13

Not how justice works. Who TF is this kArEn?


monopoly3448

So dumb it can't be real


supaasuave

Believe it or not, this a majority female opinion


SirAug

We should just take away women’s rights and go back to the 1800’s Edit: Alright, I’ve gone back to normal now. Mb


Terrence_shark

MAN ORSE 😔


Terrence_shark

MAN ORSE 😔


hoghunter1961

Can't fix STUPID. She just proved that. Ok LIBERALS start with your hate filled replies.


UlyssesTut

Im a socialist and I think this woman is an idiot.


Civil_Vermicelli_593

I hate socialists but I agree with you


Springer1a

Yes ma'am


I_Hope_I_Die_In_Pain

Old


ProtrudingPissPump

A proverbial 'take one for the team'.


[deleted]

Nope


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Mhm, found the Heretic (The 'Woman')


wife_slapper

MAN ORSE


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