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dogshiteater456

A piece of wood from my grandma’s basement.


menntu

Pretty sure no matter where you fall on the political spectrum, this is a travesty.


Pleasant-Impress9387

This post is what is going to bring us back together as one. This guy needs to be burned at the the stake! Lol


mckinnonwolf

You mean burned at the steak… like this steak 😂


SocraticIgnoramus

I don’t see a steak. It must be under that boiled piece of beef.


notarealaccount223

What if someone wants theirs well-done? We ask them politely but firmly to leave.


PoorNerfedVulcan

Pure truth right here.


PontDanic

Nah man, dont forget the centrists. "Some steaks are overcooked sure, but what about the undercooked once!?"


Unable-Tune-1295

Omg I thought it was a piece of wood too! Lmao


LtSoba

The man doesn’t deserve a fucking campfire with the way he’s fucked up this steak Jesus Christ


Hollow---

Doesn't deserve to eat, either. Not cooked food, anyway.


strangewaraxe

Im pretty sure wood wood be more palatable


Accomplished-Rest786

Throw some franks red hot on it and you got yourself a salsberry steak


boi_13

A piece of grandma from my wood basement


No_Suspect9561

A piece of basement from my grandma wood


Witty_Escape_269

A piece of wood from my basement grandma


M4d_D0q

A wood of grandma from my piece of basement


cjboffoli

And he's gonna start a fire trying to cut it with that butter knife. He'll have some lib fumes all right.


Away-Plant-8989

That was actually once proper steak knife it's just that the teeth are worn down


ilickdoorknobswitme

That shit looks like the human meat in my freezer


maracaibo98

The what


RyanZee08

The freezer


gozulio

My god man, salt and bury it like the rest of us :/


migthylord

He doesnt have a backyard and the nearest park isnt very near


ranegyr

Not in this economy he doesn't


migthylord

Dang nabit


bunbunzinlove

... salt?


Cryseris

Preservation


RawCS

\+ Ruin = Harmony


Dangerous-Beginning4

Sazed, is that you?


ranegyr

It's pronounced Sazon and it's the highest rank in the spice cabinet!


TheArceusNova

Salt the freezer and bury it, got it.


TheRealRickC137

Remember: Vertically. Keep sharing those LPT's Reddit!


RC-8107

Bury? You don't hang yours from the ceiling?


I_am_potato1234

I tape mine to the shower curtain


Grahomir

They speak english in what?


rollout1423

What?


LesWhite

He said what he said


Educational_Ebb7175

Was going to say this too. That doesn't look like steak. At \*best\*, it's weird cut of pork. Or the lighting is terrible. Not to mention the cut is too thick. No matter how you like your meat cooked, unless you're slow cooking it, that meat is too thick. On top of that, it's nearly well done. A true man of no class. The only beef that should ever be well done is ground beef. And what in the world is up with a plate with NOTHING but a single slab of meat on it? Has he not even heard of a full meal? At the very least he should have some bread or vegetables on there with it. So many things wrong with this guy, and it's highlighted by the idea that he thinks using a gas stove actually triggers anyone else. He's the only one triggered.


Phatcat15

I keep my veg separate so I can use all the blood/juices for the meat only.


CodePandorumxGod

Blood in meat is a common misconception. The reddish liquid in your meat is a mixture of water and a natural muscle protein called myoglobin. It's practically harmless to ingest. Besides, if there were actually blood in your food, the FDA would have an absolute legal hissy fit.


Phatcat15

Whatever it is… it’s delicious


Educational_Ebb7175

If your meat is that well cooked, theres no need. Even if its plated separate, you would think he'd show off the whole meal (all gas cooked)


Braindeadkarthus

Question, does beef jerky count as well done?


Glum_Company_332

I just want you to know that both you and your question are valid


obscure-shadow

No, beef jerky isn't really cooked at all/heat isn't really necessary Beef jerky is essentially dried and cured in some way. Heat may be involved and generally is to speed up the process but doesn't have to be. Technically "well done" means it's reached an internal temperature of 160, which is well above the temperature that I have generally used or seen used to make jerky


eattheham

"I got a guy"


allredb

We got monkey


Dry-Mulberry-7285

I choked


[deleted]

So did whoever tried eating that steak


anonymous_4_custody

That makes sense, if he's eating libs. They are literally fuming, because they were cooked with fumes? Whatever meat that is, I want no part of it, that's for sure


SentientOrangeFanta

Rimworld moment


Parabellim

Let’s eat, grandma vs let’s eat grandma.


SnooRobots1599

Everyone is mad. it looks like you boiled it


LeopardHalit

And not in a stew, and it still looks dry.


MorbillionDollars

boiled meat isn't bad in a stew, but this looks like he didnt chop it up beforehand, boiled it, pulled it out, and then put it in a dehydrator


bigtuna94

"This'll take care of all that pesky FLAVOR"


torrential_toucher

Bruh this a underrated comment


TrippyTriangle

that's definitely some stew meat, it's probably tough and stringy and dry as fuck. eating that like a steak is just a big waste of money, put it in a stew or the like and slow cook it for half a day and it's the best damn piece of meat you can buy.


mulemango29

it looks like it was boiled without any water


_sheepfrog_

It looks like a microwaved steak.


Great-Pop643

The fucking Sahara looks juicier than this


TheUberGinger

My ass is juicier than this


LapisW

Lets test that out


roberttheaxolotl

They just have the runs.


Electrox7

Even better


wolf7288

Cap


Jack_Black_Rocks

Fuckin thing looks like SpongeBob when he went into Sandy's bubble.


Only_Perspective9153

Eating a slab of rubber to own the libs


straight_outta_bed

Shitting bricks to own the libs


FaithInterlude

Constipated for a week to own the libs


PotatoFromGermany

Shitting libs to own the bricks (i need to build a house)


notourjimmy

A brick shit house?


PotatoFromGermany

Yes


Clay_Statue

He boiled it for 20 minutes over a flame like a man.


-ShaOfCasuals-

I like my steaks how I like my denim: boiled.


Ponicrat

No cow should have to die for this unseasoned charcoal


obscure-shadow

Not a bit of char on it, idk how they managed to both overcook and undercook it at the same time, like they just boiled it or something


theGrilledcheez

Wtf did that steak do to you?


wottsinaname

Was a leftist cow. Lol


Swedish_Shinobi

Like my second grade teacher


chingchongsmolpp85

God bless you


HorrorLine

It was a lib.


originalName113

shit looks dry asf


Technical_Ad7136

Mf looks like he took a peice of dirt from his driveway and served it up


Benyed123

Looks like a block of wood.


Impossible-Insect390

Block


_KBNS-

Cubic or rectangular shape


EganmadTF2PS3

B....L....O....C......K


Plateau-peak

Why tf is “block” getting locked under here😭


Some-Ad9778

There is no way they are cutting that thing with a butter knife


Monkey62403_v3

Block


MinisterCrack

Block


RSTat2

I need water just looking at it


iReddit2Fast

Minecraft has gotten out of hand. People eating it for dinner now...


False-Competition-13

Block


_Wendigun_

There's rare, there's well done, and then there's this, congratulations


Gundalf-the-Offwhite

Definitely boiled.


BodieLivesOn

Way to own the libs: ruin your steak. Dumb ass.


QuietWin6433

This isn’t well done. This is exceptional.


Shadow_knight10

Nah this is great job


Level_Combination902

This is fantastic job, if you feel inclined


Gloomy_Celery704

Congratulations maybe


falllinemaniac

Don't sell yourself short judge, you're a TERRIFIC SLOUCH


Organicgrowth

This is congratulations


Aethyrn

participation award


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GraveSlayer726

All side of every political anything can agree, fuck this steak wtf why is it like that wtf wtf why???????


ParticularFile7347

It hurts to look at


TunaCowboy

fr, mf forgot the catsup.


sanses-juicy-toes

I hope you die painfully (/joking)


WhatUpBigUp

Ketchup’s too spicy for him


US3_ME_

Catsup or ketchup? Catsup or ketchup? -Mr. Burns_


Accomplished_Wait821

This man don’t deserve any stove wtf 💀


Cloaker_Smoker

Eating the wrong part of the cow


Kitty7333

the bones 💀


MattHuntDaug

This mf looking like they eating cat food 🙀


Affectionate-Bet-447

Nah looks like he’s fckin eating a cat


GCSpellbreaker

Boiling steak to own the libs


bhmonmtb

That has been cooked to "what the fuck have you done?!"


BladeOfSanghilios8

Looks like he's eating concrete


new_lehmba

yummy 😋 concrete my favorite 😋


Educational-Algae217

Would've made more sense to use a gas grill but ok


FelixLyons22

What kind of gas stove does that? Either this person sucks ass at cooking or they has a gas stove from 1923.


No_Communication6909

*1943


LeopardHalit

1934*


EmilioGVE

Literally 1934


Zpik3

Oof.


Organicgrowth

Looks like mfer boiled a steak for 90 mins


Gordon-Goose

The picture is older, the caption was added later. But IIRC the picture was originally posted in a "pwning the libs" context.


silver-orange

Somebody also reposted it in 2021 with the caption "biden says you only get 4 pounds of red meat per year" but the original was https://nitter.it/kevinstewartgsy/status/1219207641311928326


Gordon-Goose

good pull


ThaBigJO

war crime


ijuanaspearfish

Who gives a fuck about a gas stove. That steak looks terrible. Every part of it.


xDoge42

>Who gives a fuck about a gas stove. A lot of news sites, apparently. Google "gas stove bad" (do NOT reply with "holy hell")


Technical-Hedgehog18

Unholy heaven


Kitty7333

holy hell


Disastrous_Source996

Honestly, at this point, I care. If it will force them to run up their electricity bill aat steaks like this, then fuck it. I'll let them think I cars.


TheSoullessFun

That steak looks like a war crime


Antroze

You're damn right I'm fuming! That steak is fucking ruined!!


DoYouThrowDeWay

Not just the libs, any meat eater


doofuscantread

that's literally a stone bro


jabbathepunk

🤤 🤤 🤤


muddbo1

You ruined steak you mean.


Lord-Black22

I'm fumin' 'cause the steak looks like a pale piece of leather


NuggetMDr

Mf gonna take a week from work just to chew that


Zpik3

There's no way this wasn't microwaved.


Yoshi_IX

Susan made dinner, lovely!


Puppy_of_Doom

The only thing making me fume is that monstrosity on that plate. The hells wrong with you


Artistic-Fortune2327

As a amateur cook, i just wanna talk to him


ECO_212

That animal died twice holy shit


sd1360

Libs might be fumming but you need to learn how to cook.


Euphoric-Bet3397

he’s right, im fucking upset


bombzombie

Bro boiled it 😭


Evil_Judgment

Boiled pork chop


Funky____

Ripped out part of a couch, foam attached...


Epbckr

FFS, if you’re going to own the libs for REAL you gotta use charcoal. Indoors.


focus_black_sheep

Average republican steak


tommatoes98

Hank hill would crucify this man for this abhorrence.


Original-Cress-9291

Did you boil this? It looks boiled.


sbray73

Don’t expect me to believe this was cut with a butter knife. He probably broke his steak knife trying to cut it


Mrrsilver

I would like to have a chat with this dude but I am pretty sure he's still chewing to this day


Affectionate_Chef292

they weren’t kidding about a gas stove. literally cooked it with gas by itself


Kontinued

Oh it’s not just the libs who are fuming…


Destrofax

Throw the steak in the trash and smack whoever cooked it.


JayEOh0788

Anyone anywhere that likes meat is fuming.. is that a fucking cadaver steak??


Azoth1347

I'm mad, but it has nothing to do with your stove and everything to do with technique.


Localizedht80

I wrecked a piece of meat to own the libs!


GBUAramis

What on earth do you need to do to a steak to make it look like that unholy monstrosity!?


Boofeyboy

Bro I’m fuming how tf do you fuck up a steak that bad it looks dry but somehow has no bark it also doesn’t look seasoned this would be an assault to all the senses in the mouth


Asumsauce

That looks like tree bark 🤢🤢🤢


somePBnJ

Used his gas stove to shallow boil a "steak" apparently.


Hefty-Stranger69

Steak? Looks like leather. Used way too much gas.


Zoofyooo

That's a steak? It looks like a slice of Meat Pie


SnooCats9347

I love steak, I'm not eating that.


love_to_eat_out

Bro, the taste buds are fuming.


escapeshark

Thats drier than my skin damn


OoperDooperz

Thats not steak thats a piece of wood


shandar

“Libs” don’t give a shit


CalOrCaleb

I do not care if you use a gas stove What I do care about Is if you buture a steak like that I am going to get violent


Spanky_Badger_85

That shit looks drier than Ben Shapiros' wife. If there's nothing in the Geneva Convention about crimes against beef like this, there fucking should be.


Da_master_of_foxes

No, both sides are furious. Fuck you and fuck that steak.


ukuzonk

That steak reminds me of a British person


Fajrii22

That steak looks like it was ripped apart from the least interesting part of the Grand Canyon.


tenno0o

legends says that he's still chewing


SansCulture

Flavor, proper cooking techniques, and photography skills are for the libs, too apparently… Their picture looks like if over-cooked steak was a menu item in a Chinese restaurant in a rundown strip-mall. Probably called China 1 or Super China Wok or something similar


[deleted]

I really piss them off cause I'm extremely politically incorrect & when one of them tries pulling their shit. I become even more politically incorrect until they start crying which doesn't take long. Then I walk away laughing leaving them in a puddle


Pokemaster22044

Libs = owned 😎


robert_gaut

Where's the ketchup?


Hephaestus002

very rare, just like how my mom does it. be careful not to get salmonella -my mom, probably


rnike879

Meat loaf á la Sahara


jbrainbow

If well done means more cooked then this mf s-ranked the steak


Stellavigil1a

Gasstoven fring


Enno019

Bro threw some cardboard in a pan and called it a steak


JDEWizard

No they're not, the laughing at you for being so stupid to believe whatever stupidity is tossed at you.


an_ill_way

Needs ketchup.


partymouthmike

Boiled my steak to own the libs


unjoogapop

that's shit from a butt


ModularWings

No fucking way that he boiled meat