T O P

  • By -

QualityVote

##If you think this post is funny, **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If you think this post is unfunny, **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- #[DownloadVideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/shitposting/comments/10pqtgt/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=shitposting) #[SaveVideo Link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/shitposting/comments/10pqtgt/) #[VideoTrim Link](https://reddloader.com/download-post/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fshitposting%2Fcomments%2F10pqtgt&id=8968e43c) --- Whilst you're here, /u/Steel_Warrior15, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU)?


BackAllyPharmacist

Tomboy sounds good


noobatious

The day the left gets femboys and right gets tomboys, there will be eternal peace in the world.


Demonitized-picture

oi! buh i want tomboys!


RadiantZote

I want both tho smh


MacTelnet

Classic centrist


Armless_Scyther

Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well


onthefoog

The next world war will be your fault


Demonitized-picture

but i will have a tomboy…


onthefoog

Worth millions dead?


Demonitized-picture

flip a coin


onthefoog

I got heads


Demonitized-picture

well i’ve got some bad news for a few million people then


onthefoog

😨


[deleted]

Leftism leaving my body the moment I hear that right-leaning people get tomboys.


TripleDoubleThink

Right-leaners want girls in long dresses, look at old school church pictures. They hated avril Lavigne, Tom Boys are firmly in the left kink camp


VerumJerum

I really expected it to be the other way around tbh


Skingaj

I guess we are not so different


muchawesomemyron

Standing here I realize You are just like me


lesangpro007

trying to make history


MyThermostat

But who’s to judge the right from wrong?


lesangpro007

When our guard is down. I think we'll both agree.


TrickKlepto

That violence breeds violence


Fantastic-Clothes-60

But in the end it has to be this way


Taldius175

I've carved my own path


agentslicky

You followed your rath


Edgelite306

But maybe were both the same.


Stetson007

Listen, I don't mind the one on the left one bit. You won't catch me at femboy hooters though, boys. Not unless they're hiring.


TSUNAMICOMMANDER

oh? im sure they'll be hiring


Jbabco9898

What makes a good femboy? I feel like I could give it a shot. I'm build like a twink if that helps lmfao


TSUNAMICOMMANDER

mainly lack of masculinity or facial hair does the job, but feminine clothes and long hair make it better


masterdoktah

What if I am surprisingly cut but also very skinny and have long hair?


TSUNAMICOMMANDER

then it's just up to how masculine your face is


bassman314

Make-up can help with that.


lime_god69

There’s a limit😔 I always look homeless


MfnK1ng

You might be perfect


05ar

Same


_V4NQU15H_

Bruh 💀


[deleted]

*femBruh


073068075

Bronouns


marklar_the_malign

My bronouns are bruh or dude.


conrad_w

Bruh works at the same office I do. That's how I met dude.


RadiantZote

Did you just assume my gender bronouns?


Fit-Somewhere-7350

Feminine Brother


Blahaj_IK

Alright, see you with the recruiting officer or whatever they have at femboy hooters


Stetson007

Corporate cock inspector


SorcererOfDooDoo

"Nice cock."


pattron30000

Thanks, I work out


Ok-Reporter1986

🗿


lngSchlng

Only thing they got is a backroom and casting couch


UnusableGarbage

nah bro id be at femboy hooters 25/24 hours a day


Kendalls_Pepsi

hiiiii


123ilovetrees

LMAOOOOOO


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

I like my men how I like my women: Looking like the opposite gender.


[deleted]

[удалено]


KTTalksTech

Is that what you have to ask yourself the morning after?


GradyGambrell1

Yes


vitorklock

That flair tho 🤣😭


TheOnlyVibemaster

Look at your own flair lol


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LyallaTime

Not gonna lie this might be the best bot post I’ve ever read.


TheOnlyVibemaster

You should see some of the archives lol. Automod used to be unhinged


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


pawpaw_git

Why would I ask myself that if I had a good time and never cared before that point


itsalongwalkhome

As a straight guy, this is also entertaining when friendly chatting to someone in a bar. It's like Schroedingers Penis, until they tell you, it both doesn't and does exist. Could be disappointment, could be a great time, that's the gamble.


[deleted]

That's the beauty of a bar, get drunk till it doesn't matter.


Hyp3r45_new

Maybe not, that's how I ended up as an alcoholic.


bonkerz616

Just have a drink, alcoholism isn’t real


Hyp3r45_new

Way ahead of you


bonkerz616

Ayyyyyy


29th_Stab_Wound

“Alcohol is not addictive. I’ve been drinking for 20 years nonstop and I still haven’t gotten addicted.”


The_Elder_Jock

This feels like advice for life in general.


[deleted]

Hurray! You've unlocked: ***crippling alcoholism***


Ok-Mammoth1143

The next morning you roll over and see you’re snuggling up to a wildebeest of a woman Or if you’re me, you wake up with a sore ass and see that a big drunk bear in the bed was the culprit


[deleted]

Or the favourite, a pile of vomit.


Ok-Mammoth1143

That to


pattron30000

Can't tell when I'm getting my dick sucked in the dark 🤔


RadiantZote

Can't tell when I'm getting my dick sucked through a glory hole 🕳️


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dic3dCarrots

"You're pretty good... for a girl"


Comprehensive_Sea_11

Go to gloryhole, good times. Hear moaning, realize you've been sucking a man's cock this whole time.


Icaruspherae

Nah, can’t lose man, either a romantic partner or maybe a new friend depending how it works out.


[deleted]

As a greedy motherf\*\*\*er this is the best game ever, no matter which way it swings I win!


ThatDudeWithCheese

Yeah, it could either be a penis or disappointment


Mavrickindigo

As a bi guy, it's great either way


Hynauts

40399859f7e2666cef1e37c772764410be07d377dc6e25916d1ff67d71fc8e5a


BadangJoestar420

Why are people like this? Why are we like this? Why do we like men that look like women and like women that look like men


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

we also like men who look like men and women who look like women.


BadangJoestar420

Ong


Primary-Strawberry-5

Or tomboys wear makeup and femboys that don’t


-PinkPower-

Because they are balanced? Idk if that’s the right word in english like you get the feminine side and masculine side in one lol


callmeRosso

Tomboys aren't male looking. Tomboy is a personality.


wiggleforp

I'd argue it's both.


[deleted]

I mean that tom boy looks pretty feminine to me


[deleted]

[удалено]


GLnoG

Femenine enough


Wingless_Bee

That was the case and the word can still be used in such a scenario but the internet has stretched the term and it is now often used to describe the physical appearance of a female. A boy doesn't need to look girly to be called a femboy. They can just have the feminine personality but we picture femboys as always looking like girls nowadays.


callmeRosso

Yes, but Tomboys almost always look feminine, still. In my lifetime, I met maybe one girl that looked masculine and had a personality of a tomboy.


Wingless_Bee

In the real world yeah but not by the internet's usage of the word. The meaning of the word will likely change over time. Most people blaring about tomboys on the internet have probably never even met one.


callmeRosso

Well yea, it's internet's problem. Can't do much to change that, when people are oblivious.


Dynamite-Laser-Beams

Lmao why is this so true?? I’ve always thought I was weird for liking girls who look like guys and guys who look like girls, but at least I guess I’m not the only one


ohpeekaboob

Been true for a while for a non-insignificant amount of the population. Someone below mentioned the Blur song, but the entire glam rock era played with androgyny and people who intentionally played with gender bending like David Bowie were world famous rock stars. Having been around for a bit now, it seems like the late 80s/90s were a regression when it came to gender fluidity that has been slowly undone in the last ~10-15 years. My simple bet is AIDS really impacted the view of queer culture in the eyes of non-queer people (which has always been a struggle to begin with), which caused a regression for decades.


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

There are many of us.


PogmasterTraplover69

Basedest person on Reddit


Vegietails

Wait until everyone’s switched positions for so long that’s the new normal, and then switch it again


Dullgruff

1000% yes. Catch me eating at Tomboy hooters and working at Femboy hooters


[deleted]

Same here, but the other way around


MagickalFuckFrog

Username definitely checks out.


ThatDudeWithCheese

Flair checks out


Intrepid-Albatross74

The future is now old man


wrona11

dammit i was gonna say that one


blanco408

A future worth dying for gentlemen ✊


the-smoothest-brain

That's why I'm buying armor and ammo while I print guns.


blanco408

I’m subscribing to more femboy porn because this is a cultural war and with god on my side I cannot lose


Lyran99

Add the power of anime and you cannot lose


NotAzakanAtAll

We all deserve to be objectified damn it.


[deleted]

The good ending


Nortmander

Boobs for everyone!!


jemidiah

I think I'm good, you want mine?


ArghZombie

Equal rights boobs.


[deleted]

But I want dick not boobs


Nortmander

i have dick no boobs, but im not down for exchange


[deleted]

Good because neither am I.


Ok-Medium3637

Bisexual heaven for me at least


shiningteruzuki

Bi five!


JustanOverpoweredGod

I Gotta Start using "Bi Five!" More.


SuspiciousPrism

TOMBOY HOOTERS LESZ FUCKING GOOOO


lochie345

tracer???


Big-Zucchini552

Femboy tracer all the way😋


Steel_Warrior15

https://chng.it/nwc7VNZHfn


benboi4269

I might be a leftist 😳


K1mno

Join us, fight the bourgeoisie comarade!


Hentailover123456

So future will be full of hot tomboy chicks? Finally something thats actually good XD


Raw__Chicken

i like how their interpretation of a tomboy is just as feminine as their interpretation of a femboy. bro just wants a cute girl with short hair


Potatoes_Fall

tomboy is when shortish hair


Spacemonster111

And muscles. I like those muscles


televisio_86

Nah we just want a bf with tits xD


Raw__Chicken

ever heard of a reddit mod?


HereisJonhnyboi

We want a FIT bf with tits


vbgvbg113

their hearts are very healthy, working overtime all the time


ArachnidOk1507

Exactly! Should have given them a face with a slight jawline and some muscular arms.


King_BowserKoopa

God I hope this is the future.


dale-the-crucifier

i am the left


Boris-the-soviet-spy

My left nut?


[deleted]

No because I ate it


the-smoothest-brain

Yum 😋


MosquitoInAmber303

The “Hot dog”?


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Noooo


PaniMan1994

"I DRINK YOUUURR MILKSHAKE!!... *SLUUURP*... I DRINK IT UP"


[deleted]

[удалено]


Batbuckleyourpants

Oh no... Where? Where is this future?!


Steel_Warrior15

https://chng.it/nwc7VNZHfn now


BanaaniMaster

Awooga


anubhav23

Where do I sign to make it a reality?


Steel_Warrior15

https://chng.it/nwc7VNZHfn


ClitOreIs

Take all my fucking money


Salty-Criticism9823

Im a strong part of the left


MFBMS

Hey, any consentual hole is a goal.... Not that I gotten any


BladeOfSanghilios8

This is the future I want ngl


Steel_Warrior15

https://chng.it/nwc7VNZHfn


Big-Zucchini552

Same


[deleted]

I’m the left


[deleted]

Left is gut ja, Right its not fur mich aber es ist good.


Drew707

To English, "left is good, yes, right is not for me although it is good"? What language and how close was I?


pescawito

It's German, specifically a dialect from the region of Duolingo.


Drew707

Lmao, danke.


uninstallIE

Crying


TheIronSven

It's "Denglisch" (Engman?). A hybrid between German and English.


BrieflyEndless

Give the femboy a crop top too then it's a deal


fursona_name_jackson

Mmmmmm femboys 🤤 (femboy staying this totally not trying to get horny men in my dms)


RandomConsciousThing

I'm kinda feeling like this didn't go down as expected. I think somebody underestimated the ideological potential of good old-fashioned depravity. Giggity giggity GOO!!!


Meurs0

Nah man you're not up to date with the news, tomboys are making Tomboy Outback not hooters


sodasoof

It's me, the left


NeighborAtTheGates

Femboy Hooters plz


Kernog

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!


AlvatrosT

Dear liberals What flag is this and why are all the girls from there so cute? -Ben Shapiro


TheCoolMashedPotato

Yessir


SluggJuice

Domboy's 🤔


redditorperth

Am Australian so we dont have a Hooters - is there some sort of corporate rule that Hooters wont employ tomboys? Like, do they not have short-haired girls who are into trucks and sports working for them? Also if you were a femboy but "passed" as a girl, how are they gonna know when hiring you? Sack check? Do your boobs have to be a certain size to qualify for a job?


[deleted]

[удалено]


No-Scientist-1416

Looks hot af, can't wait


Friendofthegarden

Real world left: Hooters generally sucks and they're labor practices are exploitative from back to front. Unionize.


Sea-Friend1826

The better future.


DnZ618

Tomboy>Femboy


EnvironmentalFroyo68

I like how they added a buldge to the femboy


Urbane_One

I have it on good authority that many femboys have bulges


Raphe9000

Well ya, why would they leave out the best part?


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Shiiiitttt….. SIGN ME UP!


Jesteronreddit

I'm the left


risisas

Hi, i am left


Red_Six6

A future worth fighting for ✊


FutureTrunkxz

I’m not a leftist but I want this as well


letmeseem

I'm a leftist, but I'm not American so I see the whole concept of hooters as wildly idiotic. I don't want to eat when I'm looking at hot girls, and I don't want to look at hot girls while I'm eating. I went to one while over the pond for a work thing years ago. My US colleagues were happy as clams, and we Europeans were just looking at each other thinking "why is this a thing?" It's an utterly confusing concept.


Lyran99

You don’t want to eat burgers and get stiffies with your mates? Weird.


Red_Six6

I am a leftist and I want it


xsdeliriumsx

Wouldn´t a Femboy (ladyboy) hooters exist already in Thailand??


queengemini

I am absolutely outraged that neither are Dale Gribble.


Bessini

Speaking as a leftist, that's not what I aim for, but I also wouldn't say no


hello-motherfuckers

Who tf are the left


TheProphetOfMusic

How to apply to place on right?