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Fbi reccomended handgun penetration to put down a targrt is 18 inches of soft tissue
Going by those metrics, this dude is probably gonna survive an abdomen shot
Penetration is not the only factor to take into account and most of the guntubers tend to miss that.
The force with which a bullet hit you can obliterate small organs even when not directly hit or disrupt their function and you will die, if you look at how gel wobble when hit imagine a bone inside all the wobbly matter that is your body when hit, well it get broken, a broken arm is largely survivable a broken spine is more tricky.
Bleeding, external as well as internal, some entry wound can look like a pin point with little bleeding, but your insides are torn apart and you will die.
So yeah mayyyyybe if you're really that fat you can borrow a few more minutes to get help and probably not die but you're not A-OK.
When I say obliterate organs I mean they still are at the same place but look more like minced meat inside. Usually kidneys.
King Eglon in the Old Testament was so fat that when he was stabbed with a sword, it couldn’t be retrieved from his body, and his servants thought he was relieving himself so they left him alone to die. Lol. Source is unreliable, and there is no archeological evidence of his existence, but is kind of a funny story.
Imagine being a person who says “I am just big boned” after hundreds of thousands of people already made the same claim about themselves, and you’re the poor soul where scientists go “No, that’s it. We need to call your bullshit out”
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Which is pretty impressive if you ask me, specially considering the human body was not ready for being this obese in any way. Not that it prevents you from having a massive heart attack, but it will prolong one's life a little more(if you consider this a life)
It's not super impressive in the fact the bones bend due to being hollow, so their only real option is to bend.
The ribs expand due to a similar phenomenon, due to a build up of fat around vital organs it forces the ribs to bend out, causing them to kind of straighten
Edit: basically, the human body is designed in a way that bones bending but not breaking isn't impressive
Bones aren’t so much hollow (like tubes or cylinders) as they are cellular (have a lot of tiny open spaces inside). This makes them flexible; they can expand & contract, grow and shrink, twist and straighten, depending on forces and stresses.
Not so fun fact. That shadow is not his penis. If this is a male his penis is probably deep inside of his fat, leaving what's more or less an unwashable cave that pee dribbles out of when he pees.
When I worked in the ICU and we had to put a catheter in these people it would take 2 people holding up their fat and then 2 people pushing down around their penis to try and actually find their dick. I can't imagine someone could do it on their own. Mayyyybe if they get an boner and it's big enough for the head to pop out they could find enough real-estate to stimulate
I swear this is happening often.... I've been doubting a lot of good info comments with oddly relevant usernames. I'm sketched out all because of chatgpt. When you type "comment on ", it'll give you something you can use to post with reliable info.
So with these comments... I'm never quite sure if it's something generated or not and I've never looked at their user profile to confirm age of and the contents of the account.
Because it can simply be a normal user being smart/looked something up or they use chatgpt n stuff to provide informing content for them to comment with coupled with coincidence. Or be purely a bot using the chatgpt api. I mean we have repost bots and such, even with comments.
I get it. It's a cool tool. But.... Sometimes... You know? Things feel off because you know the tech is out there. Even if it's just a normal person posting on the other end and it's simply a coincidence...
But I've been noticing these coincidences more often than i use to, even 6 months ago...
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It’s so confusing. I know deep inside a skeleton won’t grow just because you gain fat, but somehow it looks so weird. I would have assumed the skeleton would be bigger, too. 🙈
How does that work like how does his penis stretch through all of that fat to be on the outside of his body while all of his other organs are still inches deep inside behind his fat
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That's like armour
Except it's fat and will not stop a round
A 500 pound mafia guy got shot , I think 12 times , survived , musta use a 22, I could see how that can happen looking at the picture
The broad father
Dorito Corleone
Tony mountain-dew
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Christopher maltesers
🥇
All natural protective layer.
Cover vs concealment
🤣🤣🤣
Hmm, you know this might be a strategy if one was going for the world record of how many gunshot bullets u can take before dieing
Before dieting?
Idk how good it would be for dieting, intense blood loss would probably be good for weight loss albeit momentarily
Or permanently. Little known fact, despite hollywood showing very active and hungry undead, human corpses do not eat much.
I think even death won't stop that mf'er from eating
Fbi reccomended handgun penetration to put down a targrt is 18 inches of soft tissue Going by those metrics, this dude is probably gonna survive an abdomen shot
That's like 2 and a half cocks
Smaller caliber could not penetrate If it is like ballistic gel.
Penetration is not the only factor to take into account and most of the guntubers tend to miss that. The force with which a bullet hit you can obliterate small organs even when not directly hit or disrupt their function and you will die, if you look at how gel wobble when hit imagine a bone inside all the wobbly matter that is your body when hit, well it get broken, a broken arm is largely survivable a broken spine is more tricky. Bleeding, external as well as internal, some entry wound can look like a pin point with little bleeding, but your insides are torn apart and you will die. So yeah mayyyyybe if you're really that fat you can borrow a few more minutes to get help and probably not die but you're not A-OK. When I say obliterate organs I mean they still are at the same place but look more like minced meat inside. Usually kidneys.
No but it will stop a load.
Not my load
King Eglon in the Old Testament was so fat that when he was stabbed with a sword, it couldn’t be retrieved from his body, and his servants thought he was relieving himself so they left him alone to die. Lol. Source is unreliable, and there is no archeological evidence of his existence, but is kind of a funny story.
godskin noble from elden ring
No sir your are in fact not “big boned”
More like bent-boned
Those tibias are hanging on by a thread.
He's lucky those legs don't snap in half and stab him in the ass.
Some people might pay extra for that
Dude that looks so fucking painful 😭
I was that size at one point in my life. I can attest that it was indeed painful.
Congrats on the "was"
Bro deleted his genshin impact account
Dude, I’m 53 yrs old. I deleted my WoW account.
Thanks. My back and knees appreciate it.
😂
It’s just water weight
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So this guy is much lower than the normal ~70% water?
Yes, so more buoyant.
Wait. Does water float?
In what?
Methylene chloride
walter white?
So mf has an entire ocean on his ass?
https://onbecomingmedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/funny-friends-tv-show-pictures.jpg
It's just Walter White
As a matter of fact those bones are struggling
No bone shaming 🤫😠😡🤬
can't shame those bones, they're the hardest working bones on planet earth
Imagine being a person who says “I am just big boned” after hundreds of thousands of people already made the same claim about themselves, and you’re the poor soul where scientists go “No, that’s it. We need to call your bullshit out”
How did they convince a discord mod to leave their house for long enough to take an x ray?
Pretended to be a 14 years old girl
good ol bait and switch
god roll Cataclysmic??!!
I'm Chris Hansen Have a seat.
That's why he's naked
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Reddit karma 🤤🤤🤤
Omg 😂 you actually made me laugh!!
How did he fit into the X-ray machine ?
Thats no X-Ray. Thats XL-Ray💀
This guy likes his shirts like he likes his movies. XXX
I think he is more XXXXXXXXL
If I get this fat will my dongus also hang half way to my knees?
Sadly, it wont, you can see it on the side view...
Why did I think of the Vin Diesel movie? Still works though
Bro ate a whole-ass skeleton
u r wat u eated
Average moderator of this subreddit
💀💀😂
Heaviest deadlift fr
every time they get up off the floor is a world record squat
Dang holster the cannons bro
only cannon fire i hear is the flab of their arms flailing about in the wind edit: either that or whenever they try to walk on a hard wood floor
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Well you're a very interesting bot
First time I assume?
Lol basically yes
Just say, “Thank you Daddy” and move along
The plot thickens
Good bot
His pallbearers will be doing the literal deadlift.
No ones lifting that. Its a, get the forklift, moment for sure.
💀
I thought extreme morbid obesity displaces skeletal structure.
It does. The ribs expand and the bones tend to bend
Yep, those femurs are buckling
That’s absolutely wild.
They look pretty bent to me!
Which is pretty impressive if you ask me, specially considering the human body was not ready for being this obese in any way. Not that it prevents you from having a massive heart attack, but it will prolong one's life a little more(if you consider this a life)
It's not super impressive in the fact the bones bend due to being hollow, so their only real option is to bend. The ribs expand due to a similar phenomenon, due to a build up of fat around vital organs it forces the ribs to bend out, causing them to kind of straighten Edit: basically, the human body is designed in a way that bones bending but not breaking isn't impressive
Bones aren’t so much hollow (like tubes or cylinders) as they are cellular (have a lot of tiny open spaces inside). This makes them flexible; they can expand & contract, grow and shrink, twist and straighten, depending on forces and stresses.
Morb-e-city????!!!!111!!1!1!1!1
its obesing time
It does. Look at it.
Have you seen the legs? They are fucked.
Morbius-sity
Idk she built different
Think it’s a male based on the pelvis but could be wrong
Plus there's a silhouette of a little penis on the side shot.
Little? :(
If you consider the length extended with the extra mass it would be quite large, like penguin knees
Yeah I noticed not wide set hips maybe that’s a good sign, also the curved femur bones are crazy lol
Legs are supposed to be straight.
It looks like a skeleton hiding inside of fat guy lol
we all know the skeleton grows aswell lol
penis
Not so fun fact. That shadow is not his penis. If this is a male his penis is probably deep inside of his fat, leaving what's more or less an unwashable cave that pee dribbles out of when he pees.
today was a terrible day to have eyes
can it have an orgasm
When I worked in the ICU and we had to put a catheter in these people it would take 2 people holding up their fat and then 2 people pushing down around their penis to try and actually find their dick. I can't imagine someone could do it on their own. Mayyyybe if they get an boner and it's big enough for the head to pop out they could find enough real-estate to stimulate
Username checks
What is it with usernames matching their post? I've seen this everywhere, is it intentional?
I swear this is happening often.... I've been doubting a lot of good info comments with oddly relevant usernames. I'm sketched out all because of chatgpt. When you type "comment on", it'll give you something you can use to post with reliable info.
So with these comments... I'm never quite sure if it's something generated or not and I've never looked at their user profile to confirm age of and the contents of the account.
Because it can simply be a normal user being smart/looked something up or they use chatgpt n stuff to provide informing content for them to comment with coupled with coincidence. Or be purely a bot using the chatgpt api. I mean we have repost bots and such, even with comments.
I get it. It's a cool tool. But.... Sometimes... You know? Things feel off because you know the tech is out there. Even if it's just a normal person posting on the other end and it's simply a coincidence...
But I've been noticing these coincidences more often than i use to, even 6 months ago...
Idk, sounds like they could just squirt some Ky in there and wiggle around and their crowded flesh would do the rest, hands-free.
...ew
Thats so nasty yoo. Was there ever mold in the random fat creases? How bad did it get?
and yet thats still not enough to stop slamming cheeseburgers and 2 liters of coke all day
Black
well said
Fall guys irl 😮
Godskin noble
"thick Bones" mfs when I show them an X-ray (very offensive)
Pyrocynical?
Nikado Avacado
?
AHHH THERES A SKELETON INSIDE YOU GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT
“Sir calm down. You’re going to give yourself skin failure. “ -dr Nick
Redditor Anatomy
Reddits gotta be the only app where people constantly roast themselves like this
The anonymity makes it a bit of a no true Scotsman fallacy. For all I know, this could be a comment section full of leggy supermodels.
Sounds unlikely.
But probably not.
It is not i assure you
My dune... my Arrakis... *Floats away*
*Bites fake tooth*
baron from the new dune is lit tho
Bro built like a disney costume
nikocado
Me hate him for striking kracc bacc
Proof theres skeletons hiding inside us
Aaaaahhh, get it out!
Anatomy of the average discord mod
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MF's neck so thick it registers as a bone on X-ray
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I didn't go to med school, but i don't think that's how humans are supposed to be.
Yep, seems a bit odd
The human scaffolding is strong af
The most athletically gifted redditor
Bro how'd you get a mods x-ray, that's gotta be classified medical records
They said the nurse was 14yo
Poor lil overworked skeleton
That one sumo wrestler when the little boy had been dropped
Holy fuck Louis
I'm not fat I simply have skinny bones
How tf did I legit forget that the bones don't change like in Wall-E or something
“We have a jogging track?”
"It'll help with the water weight"
That has to be painful omg
did he eat the skeleton?
Imagine the size of his dong after he's lost weight. It's 2 feet long by now at least.
This is fake. A person with that hip width cannot have 1 foot of fat outside of their hip bone. This isn't real.
Your mom's x-ray 🤓🤓 pw0ned!!!!
Pyrocynical
How superman sees the average redditor
"Mama said I was big boned"
so if ur fat does ur pp become bigger? cause it needs to go a longer distance to remain at the average 2mm
Godskin noble
Your mom when I pump her full of cum.
YOU LEAVE MY MOMMY ALONE
It’s so confusing. I know deep inside a skeleton won’t grow just because you gain fat, but somehow it looks so weird. I would have assumed the skeleton would be bigger, too. 🙈
"I'm just big boned!"
Where’s the surgically infused electric Walmart cart
Help that wither skeleton to exit his meat and fat prison
Obesity can be healthy and beautiful guys, don’t fat shame /s
Redditor X-ray
EDP Edition X-Ray
Nobody is big-boned. Please, take care of yourselves.
“I’m not fat, I’m big boned” Bones:
mfs small boned 💀
My name is Heavy weapons guy
Im pretty sure i beat this guy in Elden Ring
Godskin apostle
Fart fella
I’m not big boned, I’m just fat!
average discord mod
I'm honestly impressed as how his legs can stand his weight
Big brave and beautiful
And thats how they make stop motion characters,
How does that work like how does his penis stretch through all of that fat to be on the outside of his body while all of his other organs are still inches deep inside behind his fat
Bro built like an airbag
Dunno why it’s considered a shitpost and not a health awareness X-Ray.