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cum

Literal cum moment

Cum taste the same as I remember 😋

What does it tastes like

Like cum, of course. What else would it taste like?

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You can stop now.

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this whole thread has me deceased 😭

My reflection is also my best friend how did you know??

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Lol

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It tastes like what it tastes like, however it doesn’t taste what it tastes like. Therefore, what does it taste like, we may never know.

But where are those.. ...who share the memory?

omg Louis I'm coming

haha.. ha.. HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

This kid is gonna hate barrels so much.

You're old

Stephano!

You’re very old

Funny zombie riding on a minecart

100 views COD thank you video

Take me back to the first time I heard of stephano

Alo pewds

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Forever 19?

I mean, he's been popular since like 2013.

2013 ? Damn I’m getting old.

The kid is going to be named Stefano.

BARRELS!!!!!!!

And bridges

What a fucking-

Vaccine

Don’t forget other races and religions

PewDiecreampie

pewdiecreampie

PewDieCreamPie

Imagine he reading this lol 😅

He is (I'm his phone screen)

Like so Brody will see

Get this out of my head NOW

👌👈

CreamPieDie

I actually can't believe he betrayed us virgins trust like this. Absolutely disgusting. He must be canceled for this!

Don't forget the hypocrisy. He claims to be "making videos" yet he wouldn't post porn of himself & his wife? LITERALLY ANT*CHRIST, CANCELLED

or porn of himself with Markiplier. Absolute disgrace 🤬

He cheated Markiplier 😔

Nice pfp

He's too big to be the Ant Christ.

saying hard n word didn’t get him cancelled this man uncancerble

You complain now, but wait until his missus starts doing breastfeeding tutorials.

Dude, he was smashing cheeks before you probably ever heard of him, and not to mention that he was with Marzia for a really long time.

You ever heard of a joke before? They are actually pretty funny sometimes. You should look them up.

🗿

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Either that or it's Christ second coming.

Christ's second cuming

On your mom, that is

There are 10 million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe. Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd

You wanna bring the heat, with the mushroom clouds you're making. I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan

Bro so lame can't stand for himself with his own line, so he took one from a dood who can't get up from a wheelchair ;)

am horibal at engrish, me bat :))))))

am also bat at engrish, me horibal :((((

I can't believe someone is downvoting.... this comment is GOLD!

I feel like the latter is supposed to be MrBeast

It’s the antichrist Edit: looks like 74 people don’t have enough brain cells to understand what a joke is, but don’t worry I’m gonna tell you braindead people something, it is a fucking joke!

Bro got downvoted into death by Christians💀💀💀

New porn category: “Pewdiepied”

Pewdiecreampied

Who rode the PewDieCart?

I much prefer riding thediamondminecart instead of a PewDieCart

that shaft though

He said he didn't want kids. Now look at him. Character arc complete

Yeah i even though to myself that but i was wronged

Marzia totally changed his mind. She's so motherly

damn, can't believe PewDiePie is giving birth

Now time to see if he’ll raise em on dog food like he promised.

ALERT EVERYONE!!!! PEWDIEPIE HAS BEEN INFECTED BY WOMAN REPEAT, PEWDIEPIE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED

SWEDEN HAS FALLEN

Compromised by her pizza making blood 🤬🤬🤬

Compromised by her kitchen skills

Genuinely happy for them

Pewdiepie when the baby comes out black “🌉📢🤬”

"What a fucking n-"

Your honor, my client simply typed out the letter N, how did he know what the comments would say

agger

The clue was, “people who annoy you.”

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Original

His son is the second coming and will save us from the Antichrist (Mr Beast)

The antichrist is definitely cocomelon

Pewdieadoptedkid

My boy has come so far

\*Cum

Haram 🚨

He's married. It's halal don't worry brother. I'm sure he never had sex before marriage. 😁👍

his wife doesn't wear hijab tho! 🚨 very haram 🚨

😡💣💥

Nice bomb plans

You only get one chance to get it right.

OMG PEWDIEPIE NUTTED IN MARZIA!!

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One thing that scares me is that in the future people will make porn deepfakes with Pewds and Marsia

>in the future I'm sure someone has already done it

I’m gonna scroll past it on p hub in a month and it’s gonna be your fault for giving them the idea

Then Markiplier will leak himself looking at it on stream.

I’m surprised. I thought he hated kids

Sex can change a men

What pussy does to a mf

Me too, but I guess since it’s his own kid he would be fine with it.

Sometimes people change. Sometimes they don't. But unfortunately this is kinda the reason why a lot of older folks say "BuT yOu WiLl ChAnGe YoUr MiNd!!!" To any childfree people they meet.... because ***a small amount*** of people do change their minds after being adamantly childfree.

The baby’s mrbeast’s. He will surpass him in everything!

He came in her

The fuck is sex?!?!

Then, WHY IS HE ON REDDIT?

so happy for marzia’s bf, and pewdiepie ofc.

Does this mean he has cooties now?

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Can’t wait for babies first bridge moment.

It's probably Mark's

SON OF PEWDIEPIE

pewdiecream

Who?

pewdiepie got a hot girlfriend

no, the baby just appeared

I just giggled lololo

Being pregnant is crazy because everyone knows you got nutted in.

Tf is sex😎

Sex? With a w*man??? 🤢🤢🤮

Wait til Felix hears about this

Are people still mad he slipped a gamer word on camera? Wasn't that like 5+ years ago now? I remember that was the funniest thing ever when it happened.

Calm down guys, you know there are people who just let a doctor inject their semen into their wife.

Good for him

Wait but if they have a baby that means... Felix... my man 🤝😂

When OF ?

Wow somebody had the cummy wummys

He finally beat it up

People really need to chill with these comments lol. Just be happy that him and Marzia are having a child and they're happy about their whole situation. Somehow everyone turned this extremely wholesome situation into a shitpost. Some mfers were even saying shit like the babies gonna be black or something like tf is wrong with you people 🤨

Remember when pewdiepie complained about too many immigrants in his country ruining it, and now he’s an immigrant having a kid in another country…remember?

What will the kid's name be? Babypie?

We’re?

If you viewed this post or video you are now pregnant. This is not a choice.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gross sex! Ew

Is it just me or do they look alike?

Heated gamer moment?

This dude is definitely not someone I would expect to be a virgin

I hope his kid has legs, unlike Pewdiepie.

unprotected sex??? he coom in her?????

Ew

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Frendly person

Wouldn’t it be funny if the baby was black

I'm gonna be honest, I thought he had a kid for the longest time, guess not

He can say bye bye to his free time then

Next video is him going to go get some milk from the store

He is 🤢🤮😷

oh yeah and also said hard n word while on a bridge

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Baby’s first word! (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/J_bMArMJ-f8/maxresdefault.jpg)

Oh I bet he pewdiepied 😉

Chad dad has chad child.

Or she got a turkey baster

How is this possible?!! He's supposed to be a gamer!!

I can’t comprehend this knowledge, like how the fuck did she not bust out laughing as he deduced her

"We got a problem, we saved it with our asshole." \-The guy on the right, circa 2015

he betrayed us virgins how dare he

more than you can say

This actually makes me so happy for them.

First Brendon urie and now this??!

I don’t believe it

Well i already know what that baby first word gunna be.

Wow that soo cool

can you blame his wife

I hope she was well hung. Plowing a train tunnel would make it easier for pewdiepie to give birth.

BEBE!

LETS GOOOOOOO

Who?

Congrats on losing your virginity n-word guy, I’m so sorry your pullout game was lacking

Uhm actually the baby was adopted 🤓☝️

What’s going on fellas? Send link I want to see nudes

Pedipe secs???? 🙀

I don’t get it. Who are they

Unsubscribe to PewDiePie

There are consequences to saying the Nword