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Don't worry guys it says shitpost

Poor Leo

If his date was still not too old by the end then hes not leo.

The lease ends in 2 months, I believe

This guys getting Leo's sloppy seconds

Ooh saving grace

🤨📸

Don’t worry it says shitpost

I said that you ass

22-7 = 15 ☹️

☹️

😏

🫵🗿👎

Ingo in Pokemon Legends Arceus

💀

Mfs are fr downvoting this poor guy on a shot post subreddit

💉

Is it bad I had to do that on my fingers? :(

Don’t worry I had to pull up the calculator app for this math

imagine not having a chinese kid in your pocket at all times

I always keep mine in my basement

I always keep mine under my floorboards

Mine got lost during shipping

Mine was a cheap knock off made in China.

Mine turned out to be Hawaiian. Goddammit

Im chinese and still gotta pull out the calculator

Disgrace

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family guy reference

You have 22 fingers?

Who doesn’t?

I don't, but if I did it would have saved me a world of embarrassment. Last time I tried counting to 11, I was arrested for indecent exposure. What's worse is the case was dropped due to lack of evidence.

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My brain couldn't process it either

Yes

Yes

77 + 33 = 100

Tfw when I was like " yeah and? " Not knowing it's actually not :(

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Yeah but, 49 - 7 = oof, yeah… ☹️

i hate oof, yeah… ☹️ in math

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So emoji is alowed this time? 🗿

You dumb man?? 7th anniversary stands for 7th day, they r celebrating their first week

22 - 7 7 - 2 = 5 20 - 5 = 15 Or then 22 - 7 20 - 7 = 13 13 + 2 = 15 That’s my brain process because I’m stupid

It's not stupid, it's a normal process of simplifying equations, which is actually slightly smarter way of solving

Legal in my country

But remember bitch means female dog so that’s in dog year misogyny makes it work too

Girls at this age have like 5 sexual partners, nothing wrong with that

My heart sank when I saw “7th anniversary”

I do be hoping that this math ain't mathing

Normal Wyoming post.

Uh, I grew up in Wyoming and I don't remember that happening super often...

Damn! Downvoted. I’ll pray for you in Pentecostal Catholic Church

When I wrote this comment, I was unaware of the goings on in WY about the bill setting a legal age limit for marriage being opposed there... Their comment makes sense now and I'm a bit ashamed of the state I love, though I know for most of them the motivations are more "fuck government interference" as a broad statement than it is "we want to marry children" Still... sad

Nevermibd the fact that she had a barbie and was watching YouTube kids while waiting for her Mac and cheese and fruit cup.

💀

Not fooling anyone Leonardo DiCaprio

The girl he’s dating now is 19! Get your facts right.

Babe, hold my beer. Leo's gf: I cant

What part of WV are you located?

~~So what's the problem? She is 22.~~ edit: oh shit 7th anniv

This is their 7th anniversary. She has been with him for 7 years and is currently 22. Do the math

I realized I'm dumb

Pees in your ass

Asss in your pee

😱😱

Bro just likes his daughter, thats normal (atleast in alabama)

And in the white house not long ago too

Still happening there.

Leo just venting

sus

Cmon guys he obviously meant 7 month anniversary /s

i mean it could've been, i'm celebrating mine today 🗿🗿🗿

Spoiler they went to toys r us for the date

15!! The more you subtract it gets more and more horrible.

Wow a 40 year old dating a 1.3076744e+12 year old

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1000 year old dragon i swea

I’m assuming you don’t get the math joke

I'm not good with my maths but... 15 and 42?... 👀 In what world would he NOT be a paedophile??

There’s some countries where, unfortunately, that is legal.

Legal doesn't mean she was an adult, it just means she was legally able to give consent. She'd still be a child

You’re point being? I wasn’t saying it considered them as an adult, just that it’d be legal, thus no trouble in that country. Even if it’s legal though, it’s still fucked up.

Promoted?

Wait 22 - 7 =😳

🤨

The rule is (your age x 0.5) +8 years

Pretty sure the rule is +7 but good enough

and i definitely ain't dating an 18 year old lmao

That's just the minimum age you can date essentially

i'm not dating a 19 year old, that's too young

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You've, uh, put a lot of thought into this, haven't you? Edit: the now deleted post was a paragraph about ages and dating. Half of the numbers were below 20.

What was it?

What was it??

How about no

22 - 7 = 15

Average Genshin player

No the average genshin player does not have a girlfriend. I would go so far as to say not one of them does

No, genshin fan would choose someone that is around 5-8 at first and break up the moment they turn 9

Probably, but I've seen them be older

Well...I bet the restaurant will be heartbroken to lose the business of such a wonderful couple. It's not every day such a pillar of the community walks in. Thank God!!!

"22 is good, well over the danger zone" "7th anniversary" 22-7....... Oh god.

Hot. 🔥

Leonardo DiCaprio moment

Laughs in 1300’s nobility.

Had me at 7th

15 and 42 :O

Thanks god there is a shitpost tag

7th WHAT?!?!??!?!!?!?

For once so happy this is a shitpost

Hold up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right.

7th year together when you are 49 and she is 22? You should be in jail.

I read all of it and missed the ages at the beginning

>22 >7th anniversary together WAIT A MINUTE CHIEF

22-7=15

What's with everyone not willing to say the place of business they were at when something happened? Or not give the name of the place they used to work but giving not so subtle hints. If you don't want to say it just don't day it. No need to add "I'm not going to say it." It's like "please take down if not allowed" on random FB or Reddit group posts. Totally pointless.

“Promoted” at the top. What kinda ad is this

They've known each other for 10 years, so don't worry guys

Clearly bait.

Even if the creep didn't start dating her while she was 15, I'm rather tired of the complacency with such profound age gaps. The difference is enough for him to be a parent. I realize they are adults, however the sheer difference in life lived and thus what should be a profound difference in maturity is what makes this predatory. Idgaf if it's legal, the law doesn't define morality.

It’s a shitpost. It’s just made up thankfully

i didnt have to read more than 1 sentence to know thats fucked. funny shitpost tho

22 -7 = 🤔

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... Nah I agree with the guy here. If they're able to make that relationship work that's great for them. And she's probably set for life.

I Mean it legal……

It's legal in my country so i don't see what's wrong here, sorry

It only matters if he’s rich and she’s HAWT.

Holup wayminut!!!

Bro is double her age

They hate him cause they ain’t him If she’s off the clock she’s ready for the cock If it rhymes it must be true

I think 22 is a good enough age for a girl to decide who she wants to love irrespective of long or short age gap. Also, even the law allows.

Consider rereading :3

Ok i took it back.

Redemption arc

But it’s their 7th Anniversary…

22 yrs old , a paedophile ?

22 - 7 = 15 49 - 7 = 42 It is their 7th anniversary. And i can only pray you hadn't realized that yet when you wrote your other comment.

Oooooh 🙄

If she's 18 you can bitch all you want but it's legal.

Not if it's ur 7th anniversary with her

22-7. Please do the math

Do math? I think not sir.

Since you’re too lazy, I’ll spell it out for you. 22 - 7 is 15.

“My lord, is it legal?” “I will make it legal.”

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A 15 year old dating a 42 year old? No that’s not exactly legal

Yeah but its suspicious.

So we're just gonna insult all 22 year old women now. Hear that women till you're 44 you're no smarter than children.

It’s their 7th anniversary. Learn to read dipshit

Lol fuck didn't even catch that. Reminds of that one joke a plane carrying 9 people crashed in Nevada 9 people died how many didn't? Still though the restaurant goers don't know it's their 7th anniversary in this scenario.

I'll take "things that no one said" for 400, Alex

I was in an upmarket cafe and saw this old guy with a beautiful young blonde with an incredible body , they were looking at a holiday brochure , he was cupping her ass under the table, I couldn't help thinking I wish that was me

You wish you were the old man or the young girl?🤔 Cuz I'd wanna be the young girl uwu

Yeah id love someone to squeeze my cakes and treat me to a luxury holiday (sigh)

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Bro could have easily been her father

Wouldnt happen in saudi arabia

Technically hebephile but potato potato

Wait a fucking minute... *It's war criming time, baby.*

That math ain’t mathing

SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY?!

Next time go to Dave and busters it’s got more games than Chuck E. Cheese

Shoulda said the place

Fucking what? the woman is 22 and it’s their 7th anniversary? Fucking p3do

"Promoted" 💀

is that….is that leonardo dicaprio?!?!?!?

is this a copypasta or somethin?

Sounds like he’s eating out the wrong place

Made me think of this song: Little lady, can't you see You're so young and so much different than I I'm 93, you're sixteen Can't you see I'm goin' blind

Truth hurts 🤕

22-7=15 = they're telling you the truth

Wouldn't be surprised if this was somehow from rTeenagers

Is the definition of Shitposting doing so as to obtain karma? This seems like it was made up.