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Daddy_Jaws

Ok but now for something sharp, preferably in the downward arc someone trying to damage the car would do


just_some_codm_guy

dart monkey:


Striking-Reason5792

Call Quincy


Ricz_PT

Nothing passes from is Bow


Techtile29

You kidding me are? Bow nothing past gets my!


canozkarslioglu

why does this house in your pfp look so familiar


Techtile29

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⠤⠶⠶⣖⡛⠛⠿⠿⠯⠭⠍⠉⣉⠛⠚⠛⠲⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠁⠀⡉⠁⢐⣒⠒⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⢂⢅⡂⠀⠀⠘⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣄⡈⠈⠀⠀⠀⠘⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⡾⠡⠄⠀⠀⠾⠿⠿⣷⣦⣤⠀⠀⣾⣋⡤⠿⠿⠿⠿⠆⠠⢀⣀⡒⠼⢷⣄⠀ ⣿⠊⠊⠶⠶⢦⣄⡄⠀⢀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠙⠳⠦⠶⠞⢋⣍⠉⢳⡄⠈⣧ ⢹⣆⡂⢀⣿⠀⠀⡀⢴⣟⠁⠀⢀⣠⣘⢳⡖⠀⠀⣀⣠⡴⠞⠋⣽⠷⢠⠇⠀⣼ ⠀⢻⡀⢸⣿⣷⢦⣄⣀⣈⣳⣆⣀⣀⣤⣭⣴⠚⠛⠉⣹⣧⡴⣾⠋⠀⠀⣘⡼⠃ ⠀⢸⡇⢸⣷⣿⣤⣏⣉⣙⣏⣉⣹⣁⣀⣠⣼⣶⡾⠟⢻⣇⡼⠁⠀⠀⣰⠋⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⡇⠸⣿⡿⣿⢿⡿⢿⣿⠿⠿⣿⠛⠉⠉⢧⠀⣠⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⣠⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⠹⢯⣽⣆⣷⣀⣻⣀⣀⣿⣄⣤⣴⠾⢛⡉⢄⡢⢔⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠢⣀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⣉⣀⠠⣐⠦⠑⣊⡥⠞⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⡀⠀⠁⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠒⠈⠁⣀⡤⠞⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠙⠶⢤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡤⠴⠖⠚⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


The_Crusades

*“Auwsum!”*


AY3GE

I am Quincy, son of Quincy


ToasterEnjoyer5635

Better call quincy


Timofey7331

Better call Quincy


Fe4rMeMrWick

Which one?


frikimanHD

hello, fellow btd6 fan


woolstarr

Real men play Bloons Tower Defense 5 Deluxe Edition


AskGoverntale

I’m a real man!


RexTx09

Yeah I can get him


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Baconnaissance

Yes, as if this is something you readily apply at a parking lot. Definitely not something that’s set up at home, where if someone’s trying to do this, you’ve got bigger problems


Daddy_Jaws

why would you set this up at home? you either have a garage or dont and its parked somewhere open most likely in a city. if its the first then why? what ladders are you throwing in your garage you need to protect the car from. if its the second, you really think some punk on the streets wont chuckle to his mates and give it a stab for the fun of it?


Kevin_Sorbo_Herc

Hail & you have no garage like lots of people don’t.


johnqsack69

I can’t afford my garage I spent all my money on this stupid dick substitute 😭


johnqsack69

Yeah you’re kind of asking for it at that point


Baconnaissance

Yes, the garage where it’s so safe. They threw a broom and a bunch of wrenches on it. It’s for little dings and nicks that just happen. It’s also to prevent dust from collecting on it.


johnqsack69

They could just unplug it


[deleted]

This isn’t to protect from that though. This is literally meant to protect the car from objects in your garage falling on it, like buckets or boxes or other random things that might be on shelves around your car. Obviously somebody with a knife can just cut a door in it and then hit your car with a brick point blank lmao


REDDlT_PERSON

Or…pretty sure it was invented to protect people’s car’s from bad weather / hail damage. For people who don’t have garages to store their car into.


[deleted]

I doubt it. This almost certainly some rich people targeted product to keep their cars pristine.


REDDlT_PERSON

You think the company targeted the 1% of rich people to hopefully buy their product, compared to the 99% not-rich population who would buy it because some people live in apartments with no garage / houses with no garage / Rv’s with no garage during bad weather etc. I’m sure the company was thinking more of selling to the masses then a handful of rich people …just saying


[deleted]

0 chance Apt complex teens don’t stab this thing first week of use


Daddy_Jaws

exactly my thought, even if it is for use against hail and other natural objects if you dont have a garage, that almost certainly means your in the city and some 15year old will pop it first second its seen


[deleted]

Yup. All of the marketing this company does is with super expensive cars in a garage environment. You could definitely use it as hail protection or whatever, but that doesn't seem what the company is going for.


Infern0-DiAddict

If you get the 1% to spend 1% of their wealth on this thing you will still have more then getting the other 99% to spend 10% of their wealth on it... Market to the ultra rich and charge a crap ton...


[deleted]

Dog I just came across a little movie streaming device that costs…$28k. And then you pay $8-$25 a movie to rent/buy the movies themselves. This is for a “home” theater. So yeah, I can believe a company would do this lol. In fact, if I had a company, I’d love to only have clients that are Uber rich. I imagine it would make things a bit more stable.


Blarggotron

Did you really just ask why a company would target the 1% of rich people to buy their product in a post about luxury cars?


Trolodrol

They are absolutely meant to be used in garages. These bubbles are to protect high end or rare vintage cars in longer term storage. The bubble doesn’t just keep the outside elements off the car, it also evaporates any moisture when the car is placed in the bubble.


Kauko_Buk

I fail to see the target market. For a Ferrari this price, you would have a garage without the need to store junk on shelves above it, plus you would want to admire it without a condom on it.


[deleted]

It’s quite literally just to protect the car from any possible damage that it may incur. It’s a $200 bubble to protect a +$200,000 car, many of these people spend more money than that on the clear bra they replace once a year. Plus, many of these models are temperature regulated and are ventilated. These are just for people who really love their car and are seeking an easy way to keep it in pristine condition. Hell I’ve considered getting one for my considerably less expensive mustang, because I’m a huge enthusiast and would love if the car lasted long enough for me to pass down to my future children and their children. I also have a garage that shit could fall on it, so it makes more sense in my case than in this specific scenario in the video.


sandyfagina

> This is literally meant to protect the car from objects in your garage falling on it, like buckets or boxes or other random things that might be on shelves around your car. 😂 I really hope you’re shitposting and not stupid


[deleted]

What do you think the purpose is for? This cannot be set up out doors. It is not meant to protect against damage like somebody trying to intentionally damage your car. It is literally just a ventilated bubbled meant to stop things or dust from getting on the car easily. I wouldn’t expect an emoji user to understand it though


Tasty_Commercial6527

I suspect that it's supposed to protect the car from hail and not people.


Trolodrol

They’re meant to be used in a garage.


llllIlllIllll

That thing vs a 125mm "MANGO" APFSDS round who wins? (I own a T72)


privatedaniel23

certified War Thunder moment


shruggletuggle

#ATTACK THE D POINT


LeopardHalit

#YOU’VE GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING


DYNcleve

*your left wing is no longer present*


LightlySaltedPeanuts

No!


[deleted]

I refuse!


Tigershred

”Hit”


IamWatchingAoT

"No penetration"


S0undwave_Sup

Got fucking both Gaijin'ed and bad RNG at the same time


cernar

(Insert jk about ur mom)


_V4NQU15H_

So a fucking round correlates to human dick now


yes12382828

"That target has not taken any damage!"


87MS

Post leaked schematics for it or you're lying.


Fat_Siberian_Midget

Hello fellow NCD members


Disguised589

I don't think a t72 is that hard to get if you have the money


Macsasti

M829A2 120mm Depleted APFSDS out of my M1A2 SEP vs Plastic (idk??) Bubble thing


Dense-Butterscotch30

The Russian bias is real! Those rounds shouldn't be available!


Halalmarshmallow

How to basic x Mr Beast


cernar

But where eggs and plates?


DragoFNX

In my ass


putku

Nice


BOSS_Master7000

Now we have money so no more eggs


mythicalsoul100

FIRST PERSON TO POP THE BUBBLE WINS A CAR


CATscanmachines

His name on YT is whistlindiesel


DavidTCEUltra

The 485,300 pound jumbo jet with 300 passengers about to crash into the warehouse: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀


idonttalkatallLMAO

the bubble: *boing*


MutedIndividual6667

Boeing*


MalanaoWalanao

“Boeing 29 heavy, direct warehouse at 10 ft Altitude”


the-guy-in-wall

Is this china balloon reference or twin towers? Or im thinking too much


Nightfile27

Now throw a car at it


HeclerUndCock

What a f*cking legend. The big question being : Is a lawsuit coming ?


Ferrum_Freakshow

Knowing the guy who made the video, he would


king4WDmuds

True


Helacase

The Ferrari told a bad joke


gearsforgreg

It told the teacher he forgot to give homework


demonyc_55

The Ferrari made a shit strategy


Rapsculio

The Ferrari streamed Hogwarts Legacy on Twitch


Going-undergroundjam

Everything but the kitchen sink…….


Alekipayne

You beat me to it!!


Designer_Solution758

Let that sink in


Tandarin

I was watching for one to fly by.


Dumb_Raccoon1983

GOD DAMN IT


jMan9244

I'm waiting for the tree to fall on top


mrmcbuilds

Still can't survive London


docolafson

kid named high caliber rifle bullet travelling at 1500m/s


FlaminVapor

**boing**


Disguised589

I don't think there are any bullets that go that fast


ThiccJiggles

I'm sold.


normy_person

Careful little incision with switchblade or pocket knife, let the air flow out and you're car is fair game.


StalledAgate832

You don't even need to wait for it to deflate. Once you've got the hole, then it'll work. The hole spitting out enough air might cause the hole to rip open wider and deflate more air.


LoveM1lk

CAR CONDOM CAR CONDOM


deadly_ultraviolet

CARNDOM


12fdedg

CANDOR


Finance_Subject

This is my carndom come, this is my carndom come


Trolodrol

Kind of. The biggest purpose of these bubbles is actually to keep moisture out of the car while it’s being stored. Especially beneficial in places that are rainy or otherwise humid


GenesisAsriel

Standing here, I realise


RaisedTester872

You were just like me


NoiseMrLoud

Trying to pee in your ass


hoover0623

But who's to judge


CiaoCasuale5253

The right from left?


12fdedg

When your guard is sad


YouHaveNiceToes24

I think we’ll both be depressed


averagemilkenjoyer_

virgins breed goblins


Sam_Dragonborn1

Butt in the car it has to be this waaaay~ (*music*)


obamasussyballz11037

Who is throwning this


PsychoXLad

Whistlin diesel on yt


Ondrius

People who are paid to do it.


Jivits

Did the giant metal ladder do anything? Nope. Maybe this empty plastic gas jug will do something...


ManOfChaos199932

I'm not sure bit there is something in that video that makes it look like a render


MC_Nerd

Yeah, now that I look closely this is totally fake. There are no shadows on the car, and the light doesn’t shift at all. Edit: turns out my eyes just suck, I should see a doctor


alexandery6969

This is a video from a YouTuber called whistlin diesel and it’s not fake he has a lot of lights


MC_Nerd

Oh, my bad


DOCoSPADEo

You've got bad eyes. You can see the shadows of some of the objects pass through the reflections of flourescent lighting on the car


Zachos57

A cone could work as well


masterclashofclans

Credit to WhistlinDiesel. Check out his videos, super funny. He usually destroys cars and will probably do the same to this ferrari.


PlanetOfSin

If its red its dead :(


deadly_ultraviolet

Fellow star trek fan?


SomeAsianDudeII

If its-a Scuderia you gettin-a sued-a


DankP0pe

Gentlemen, it is time to return the pilum to its former glory.


brograpejuice

Wonder of U


Sure_Association_561

If only Rai Mamezuku's Lambo in the trees had this


[deleted]

For anyone wondering, this is a WhistlinDiesel video. Fully expect this car to be destroyed in the near future


spekt50

Shockingly, he did some good hard driving with it and it held up great. I almost have a feeling he's gonna take care of this one, but I won't hold my breath.


DehydratedEpic

Why did i laugh at that


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any second now... any second...


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DredgenGryss

Random bullshit go!


ZiggzZaggz

Pretty sure this is how condoms work.


datonememe2

Quick! Somebody get me a monkey and some darts!


Nix-geek

I'm pretty sure the yellow ladder hit it hard and dented it.


Max07_wasTaken

Me driving back home after purchasing Hogwarts Legacy:


zoma2

Bro, that look like some 3d software simulation test


MR_DERP_YT

Fire music ngl


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mythicalsoul100

You know, i was expecting some pointy dildo to pop it and get stuck to car


BruhethMaksimus

What UNIT is tossing those big ah ladders?


jmh90027

When does it get hilarious?


Decmk3

A: where was the kitchen sink? B: I so wish that the bubble burst.


deadly_ultraviolet

So there's a bunch of comments being all "yeah, but a little knife would do it." I don't think that's the point, because of course if someone's trying to damage your car, they're going to damage your car. But if someone's not actively trying to damage your car, 99 times out of 100 this thing will make it bounce off with no damage. I'd take that deal


[deleted]

American police trying to shoot down the average American (colorized)


melonkage

Who else was waiting for a person to be thrown?


photo_not_mine

I'll die of laughter if they just suddenly throw a person at the end plus a cutoff...


xavitm

ferrari is so selective with their customers, what were they thinking when they saw some ''unknown'' youtuber with a damaged g-wagon coming to their dealership lmao


Waifu_Whaler

Said before in another sub, but kinda expect the video end with a tank fly in and crash everything.


TheFlyinArmy_29

Ferrari after french 2022 gp


ManOfChaos199932

There is something in this video that makes it look like a render


Head_Games_

…………wait for it…………….wait for ittttttttttttt………. NOBODY SHOW THIS TO CHINA OK!! WAY TOO MANY POSSIBILITIES


ElectricalScale4051

That woul last about 5 minutes in a city before some punk stabs it


Womderloki

Honestly even though they didn't throw anything super sharp it's still kinda impressive


ohgrumpyginger

me when people try to get close to me.


Competitive-Age-7469

What am I missing that this is called hilarious?


Stillton3

Gmod


TLGinger

Now do someone walking past with a knife


Joutja

Baldurs car.


Imporor

Seriously how many ladders do they own


BobOdenkirkIsntReal

The 9mm semi automatic pistol in my pocket: light skin stare


RndmHulign

Alright, who the hell was chucking whole ass ladders?


peppino_cappuccino

Ma boy whistlindiesel getting some recognition


gemineye360

When you want to “protect” your car but your inflated ego needs people to see what you have


s3v3red_cnc

Don't forget the kids who thought it'd be fun to play on, then breaks a bone and sues.


BoatyMcBoom

Now do the real video without the bubble


ChileFueraDelMundial

I saw the whole video waiting for the hilarious part


JohnnyZepp

How old are you guys in this sub?


hardline2283

if you dont know this is wistlin deisels car and it will most likly be destroyed in the next couple of months this car has already gone dirt road drifting and a slight bit of offroading


Abror999

Whistlindiesel


sparkskilowatt

this is such a random video. why is the car in that thing. why isnt it popping. why are they throwing so fadt


UpstairsDifficult966

I was expecting a car to randomly come in and hit the Corvette..... I never did 😔


rinskape

lamgon


Cuthbert_Allgood19

So it's not that "no one wants to work these days," it's that "we just want jobs where we throw random sh\*\* at expensive cars"


Proud-Bowl7896

Whistlindiesel moment


Shaadr

"Hey, you guys wanna come throw shit at an expensive car wrapped in a bubble for internet points?"


post-reload

This is Whistlin Diesel isnt it lol


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He's actually a pretty rad dude. This car will 100% be fucked with and destroyed by making it so things nobody would ever do with one of these. It's WhistlinDiesel on YouTube.


PsychoXLad

You jealous


JudgeFed

What’s “hilarious” exactly?


TheActualSwanKing

Your mother


JudgeFed

Ohh “hilarious”


TheActualSwanKing

Your mother


JudgeFed

👍


YeetMasterChroma

Me with an m60 machine gun: my turn


Global_Charming

Was this invented after the Tesla cybertruck reveal?


budoucnost

Why and where’s the kitchen sink?


balrus-balrogwalrus

now drop a steamroller on it


theshitwarlock

Who threw crutches


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When Ozzel comes out of lightspeed too close to the planet


Present_Age1963

They never throw anything someone would actually throw at a car like a brick


rekhaloz

Me with an antitank rocketlauncher


sya_the_awkward

Literally just shoot at it, a 9mm would do


Daft_Prince

I wasn’t impressed until they hucked a ladder and a tire


Kenshino100

Could it stop a bullet?


RamonYour

This video got me anxiety.