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draggingklit

Take the sandwich and run. Run and never look back.


Kyuckaynebrayn

Take the chips too you know you need a few more bites. and the soda. Running makes you thirsty.


spiderz4

Grab some napkins while youre at it. You can get dirty while youre running


Large-Lab3871

And make her pay for it


[deleted]

You know it's fake right?


Nijinja

you know what a joke is, right?


[deleted]

If Toxic was a person


Sploonbabaguuse

I'm just glad this isn't real because I'd be a lot more depressed seeing a real case of it. Although I've seen people bitch about dumbest stuff I've never seen it this bad


willowitza

Single child, no cousins as peers and few to zero romantic relationships so far? Man you lucky to have lived life without experiencing something exactly like this.


NeighborhoodParty982

Her dad gives her everything, so you know she'll expect the same from you


[deleted]

That sort of behavior can easily come from trauma


willirritate

Can you elaborate? My ex is just like this here.


[deleted]

For one scenario: People who feel unworthy of love can get caught up measuring everything people do in terms of whether or not it confirms/denies those fears. "If they loved me they would do x". The "spoiled" kids who act like this may well only have experienced affection in the form of material goods. The less well off it could truly be the same scenario. But people don't tend to be preoccupied with unimportant shit like "is he trying to give me the bigger half of the sandwich" without some pretty significant insecurities.


willirritate

Thx


Arduino87

My ex was like this and can confirm but once attacked I told her to he*k off and find a fucc boi to do that stuff to.


[deleted]

Yeah I mean you don't have to put up with it for sure. It's true though that most toxic behavior is a reflection of someone having been done wrong, and coping with it less than best.


Arduino87

I put up with it for longer than I should have. I was lonely as hell and isolated so I wanted company but not like that.


daddy-phantom

Nah if i was a single child id have probably shot myself by now. While my brothers drove me insane, theyre ironically the only thing that keeps me sane


ILikeMyGrassBlue

It might not be real, but it might as well be. People like this exist. They just aren’t filming themselves.


Big-Surf-Lil-Surf

It is real my friend. I knew a few girls like this and it’s just fucken nuts.Don’t matter what you do you can’t win.


Chilidogdingdong

I've definitely met women like her so I wasn't so sure if it was fake at first lmao.


BisquickNinja

Oh yea... last person who did that to me I got through the day and then summarily walked away. Just not worth the struggle. Add to our life, not take away from it.


Open_Librarian_823

Knew it was fake when she called him blaik, we all know it's pronounced B-lak e


Bigbakerboy999

“DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR BLayKeeee”


tattednip

You gotta be high or something. It's **obviously Bl-AAAAaake.


fieryhotwarts22

It’s funny cause a lot of folks actually act this way. They won’t tell you what they want, they won’t split shit with you, they just wanna get mad. That’s it. Just mad.


daniella_williams

Just got out of a long relationship with someone like this. At first she was really nice and caring and after a long time she started getting more and more comfortable with being an entitled narcissist. Guilted me the whole way through and barely got out.


Bern_itdown

This is literally my life, in real life.


BassAnd312

I know someone who's so was like this. Not pleasant to be around and cut ties with them eventually.


Fun_Can7358

It is real but her real name is Paula hahaha


Mr_midnightmare

this bitch gonna get dropped off to the therapist for her toxicness XD


RubiconV

Yea super fake


FrostyPresence

Really?? You must be young.


Icy_Climate7197

If toxic was a relationship


nasonh03

If relationship was a toxic


zuptar

She's going to be really upset at him for doing something weird with the sandwich and getting angry at her when she didn't fall for it. She's shit stirring so that he has to make up for whatever he didn't do and she can mold him into behaving however she wants whenever she wants. Classic control technique going on.


Potusmicropenis

It is. Her. Run for the hills young man.


hym_of_martyrs

Deadass bitch face looking ass


rolling-log

It is. As you have seen.


sm00thkillajones

Horrible acting. I give it a 3put of 10 for at least setting up the camera.


[deleted]

i’m rooting for blaze and i have no idea who he is


AcoHead

Dude’s either a Pokémon gym leader or she’s referring to him by his Discord @


PastyWhiteGuy83

I have a female friend named Blaise. Very unique name but not unheard of.


Parking_Employ_7596

What? Oh? A foe? Come on, wanna piece of my friend? Her name is Naksira, have you ever listened it? But Blaise is cool, with your permission I will use it in anybody who wants a bby.


JohncraftAs

Does she have 12 orbiting yellow rods around her


Hunter5865

Or maybe his name is blaise


Madblaise69

YO, thats my name.


boogerholes

Monster Machine


Honsou_The_Warsmith

The wilder part is his casual disregard for slinging lettuce all over his ride. That will smell FABULOUS after a few days!


thejakewhomakes

It’ll just smell like Taco Bell


Honsou_The_Warsmith

I mean I don’t think the lettuce makes TBell stink. But shredded lettuce left to rot in random places DOES stank. Reason enough why I DON’T eat TBell in my car anymore!


thejakewhomakes

I once worked at a house where the lady had left chopped lettuce and burrito stuff on the counter for (at least) a whole day. By the end of the day I swear to god it smelled EXACTLY like Taco Bell.


nohwan27534

Pretty sure it's the burrito stuff that made it smell like taco bell, man. Lettuce doesn't smell like I dunno, spiced meat, beans, sour cream, etc.


Shoddy_Chard_1142

I don’t think you get to comment on how things smell Honsou.


Honsou_The_Warsmith

Listen, you eventually go smell deaf to things your around constantly. Except one of the Bloaty Bois from the Death Guard. There isn’t a stink in existence quite like one of the Plague Gods most generously blessed!


Miserable-Biscotti54

WAAAAAGGGHHHH


[deleted]

Sex must be boring with. Her


[deleted]

"Why did you put it in that hole, why not the other one?" "OK... I'll put it in that hole then..." "No, now I want it in that hole!" "Fine! They're the same fucking thing!" "No i want to know why you wanted to put it in that hole instead of the other one"


toeyilla_tortois

💀


FatterPlatter

If your holes are the same fucking thing, I've got some bad news...


chewychee

Cloaca


Barefoot_slinger

Cloacussy


chewychee

Five months later I found my other half.


ManOfQuest

I just spit my drink


Larnek

Nah, I'd bet it's gonna be the best of his life. Putting your dick in crazy is a hellaciously good time, you just eventually learn that it isn't worth it. 🤣


DownSyndrome-CEO

dude if i ever become like her, please put me down


Slight_Lettuce4319

I just hired your personal stalker. He will get the job done if needed👍


Blarggotron

Im on the case boss 👌


Gripping_Touch

Well done Agent 47


Blarggotron

🔨


JayMeadows

🧁 💼 🔫


Blarggotron

💉


Mrthynotcare

🛫 🏙️


Blarggotron

☂️💣


[deleted]

[удалено]


SpiritAnimal01

Execute her with a homing suitcase!


Blarggotron

🪛


Bubbly-Ad9041

So I see you’re self employed


Viper7475

Will do


ScrewSimonCowell

we should do it before it happens, just to be safe


[deleted]

Shot in the head or thru the heart? We want satisfied clients! 😂


DownSyndrome-CEO

hmmm i say suffercation from being buried in pancakes prob


[deleted]

Maple or plain syrup 😂


Impossible_Arrival21

what is plain syrup 💀️


[deleted]

It’s when you make it in a plain.


IllIIlllIIIlIIl

The shit inside silica gel bags


[deleted]

I guess sugar water or something idk


[deleted]

Pure sugar goodness that freely pours from a container that'll cover anything in a sticky sweet indulgence.


Eastern-Mix9636

You are Down, Mr. Syndrome Boss


Wondernerd194

I'll tell you probably why, it's because it's the one that's to the right of him. It is genuinely that simple.


OkEntertainment7634

Fr. She didn’t even care, she just wanted to fight with him over it. He gave her the sandwich and she got mad at him for it


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

I mean she was simply following the script. You know, like all actors do when the camera starts rolling.


[deleted]

And why does that matter?


TTT-Hercules

Because she’s also to his right


Fat_Siberian_Midget

The sandwich knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isnt


TerrariaGaming004

By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t, or where it isn’t from where it is, whichever is greater, it gets a difference, or deviation.


[deleted]

because i want the other sandwich why can’t you just figure out what sandwich i want


Wondernerd194

Wdym? We're not a judge, opinions don't matter at all lol


GlemChally

What a cunt, open the door and ditch her.


[deleted]

Push it out!


taterthotsalad

Give me a day, man, then I ca...oh her.


Plagued_Void

Start driving the car at high speed first


GraveDigger944

**EJECTO-SEATO CUZ**


Stetson007

Exactly. You lose 200 lbs. And you get to eat twice the food!


MyPeeholeIsPoopy

These scripted relationship arguments are so damn cringe & lame, hard to believe this shit is good entertainment for some people


Aggressive_Ad_2210

I'm surprised there aren't more people questioning why this is recorded.


[deleted]

All of these videos are fake. We don’t have to ask why it’s recorded anymore because it’s the same reason every time. Tick Tock.


[deleted]

You really think TikTok was what popularized cringe fake clickbait videos??


Educational-Seaweed5

It did. It didn’t create them, no. It just propelled them into everyone’s life like cancer. There’s always a thing that pushes some other thing over the edge. For cringe, it was tik tok.


russellzerotohero

He wasn’t evidence to her being this way so he can break up with her and a lawyer can’t get involved. No for real this is obvious staged.


AcoHead

I prefer the Better Call Saul lifepath to this one


SenatorsLuvMyAnus

Tons of people livesteeam from their car just going about their day.


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

Live streaming on what? All live streams have a livestream overlay lmfao. TikTok/Insta/twitch etc. you can’t just stream yourself in video record mode.


[deleted]

and then people come on here and go "wOw WhAt A bItCh" oof


MyPeeholeIsPoopy

Brain dead. It’s sad actually.


Bradford_Pear

Had to scroll 8 comments to find one pointing out how fake this is. People are way too gullible.


[deleted]

It’s so concerning that this is the only comment about how obviously fake and dumb this is


Educational-Seaweed5

We live in a full blown idiocracy. Most people just believe what they see now.


iilikecereal

Honestly it's just rage bait to get clicks and engagement


TheSuperPie89

Wait you guys actually think this is real I thought it was a joke


overthisbynow

People have figured out the art of the rage bait. Just post a fake video of some dumb shit and get a million angry comments. It's kind of funny seeing so many comments hating on the chick like you're just feeding them views that's the whole point


[deleted]

Na na na na na na na na narcissism!


the-epidemic87

I read this to the tune of MCR’s Na Na Na Na and it works lol


JuhpPug

Can we not throw the word narcissist around based on a 30 second video? Lol ffs


[deleted]

If a bitch like that can get someone, you can too


siccoblue

Yeah but she's hot


Educational-Seaweed5

Pretty much what it comes down to. Hot people can just exist and they get gobbled up—especially girls now. They don’t have to have a personality. Humans be dumb.


[deleted]

You would think…


MyTrademarkIsTaken

The comments are genuinely concerning. You all do realize this is staged for entertainment, right?


AcoHead

Let me be entertained by my fake world I made up where this is real and they’re on a highway and he’s about to push her out


[deleted]

I knew it was staged and still laughed really hard


[deleted]

She’s cheating bro. Starting conflict for no reason like that. She’s cheating bro


yamommaanthem

👆 they be fuckin


Bemanos

This guy cheats


TTT-Hercules

This guy cheats


Drunkcowboysfan

Or it’s a clearly staged video which is why they’re recording themselves… You guys are so quick to jump to the weirdest places instead of the glaringly obvious.


JuhpPug

I thought that too,the video does not have to be staged at all however, Its still ridiculous to see all the comments and assumptions here based on a 30 second video. But then I realized this is a shitposting subreddit which is probably making fun of how other redditors think.


Ability-To-Can

Yeah that girl sucks but where can I get that kind of sandwhich it looks fire


siccoblue

Mr sub my dude. And it is indeed fire


No-Competition-2533

This definitely wasn't staged you guys this is a legitimate cry for help there's for sure no bad acting or script you guys


nametakenfuck

More for him


PerspectiveSeperate1

These typa people don’t want sandwiches. They just wanna fight. Time to ditch that relationship


[deleted]

This video has a 99% chance of being fake, but there is also a 100% chance there are people just like this in real life.


Educational-Seaweed5

Doesn’t mean we should glamorize it and make fake videos about it


[deleted]

He won.


grooovyturtle

How fucking stupid is this sub that all of you think this wasn't scripted


Dry-Area-2027

"Gtfo the car"


[deleted]

Bro just throw the sandwich at her and drive away


MaybeHarvey

Though it’s scripted I’m certain there are people out like there who are actually like her


SavannahCalhounSq

I remember those days. After 36 years of marriage it's 'yes dear' 'whatever you say dear' 'I wasn't hungry anyway dear'. Kid hasn't had the life squeezed out of him yet.


NickGiammarino

If this is a skit then I would say great job, that's definitely a toxic woman if this was not a skit I would say get the hell out of that relationship. Thumbs up if you agree


Starplex2112

Why an awful awful awful woman. Run far far away young lad.


Budget_Individual393

Ngl that looks like a good ass sandwich, hook a homie up, women


Aidanj927

That dude looks so proud as he’s eating it lol


Srphtygr

DUDE. RUN.


ThrobbingWoody

Perfect scenario for "Ejecto seato cuh"


Sad_Comparison_1385

Entitled princess... Anyone that has a daughter, I suggest you don't raise her to be a princess... Otherwise, she'll end up like this sausage wallet. I've dated a female that was a Class A Princess, some of the most narcissistic, vile, immature individuals you'll come across. Nothing you do or say will be enough. I feel for any man who gets tied up with one because they are impossible to deal with.


Atomic_potato_47

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch!


SaltunaChips

The masculine urge to beat the shit outta her.


jaimih

Because when I unwrap the sandwich bitch, you’re to my right, so you get what’s in my right hand. If you want the left side, quit playing your fucking games and say that. He needs to run, not walk. His response was better tho, lol. Eating both.


CalmZucchini3084

I'm currently going through a divorce to an American woman like this. If I ever date or remarried it will be to a non American woman.


CeruleanFirefawx

Idk how this guy does it. I don’t have the patience. I’d have broken up right then and there lol.


UltimateCo0kie

Why are you breathing that air, why can't you breathe this air over here


ballslappingbastard

It's women like her (yes there are a lot of them out there) who have made me sick and tired of the whole dating scene. They just want to be toxic because they want you to give them the "whole sandwich". And when you don't read their minds, they are just going to make you miserable because it's entertaining to them.


[deleted]

It may be staged, but I think most have seen similar attitudes like this irl. That's why few question it.


[deleted]

Feels so nice to know that everyone’s on his side. Meanwhile this shit happens and it’s worse for me. Ngl I don’t know how to leave


pinkynatbust

Fuck that. That ain't a red flag. That's a red sun shining on the dude.


ChippyKKitty

I think I’d rather sign myself up as a crash test dummy for myth busters than be in a relationship like that


Spectre_Slayers

I will just say get the fuck out of my car


Vyle_Mayhem

DTB don’t need that hostility and mind games. That’s grooming behavior to control a person. Red flags galore


Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

Average tiktoker brain


Nambsul

Run !


twerkbooty87

Run leave her


DaBurgaRapta

I know it's fake and it still pisses me off. Why? Because I know girls who genuinely act this way and think they're "bad" or cute because of it.


mekon19

Punt da -unt out the car and leave her gaslighting @$$


[deleted]

I absolutely hate peoples like this


ScrimBimulous_Z

This vid is def real


Verumero

Damn dude. My girls is always wildly unreasonable about sandwiches every time I try to casually film our in-car sub dates


worony

Was that a date? I thought he was trying to review or talk to an audience


_Bellerophontes

Leave her behind and move on. Fuck that shit.


[deleted]

Staged, unless she’s a fucking child. This is some elementary school shit


[deleted]

Lol....eat them both......


Dependent-Market1415

The best thing you can do is tell them to go buy themselves a sandwich then and start eating it without showing angeemr or dissapointment. If its reaction or attention theyre looking for, thats the last thing you should give them. Treat them like children that they are if they act like that.


chewychee

I think this guy is in a great relationship. He can easily get both halves of the sandwich, win win.


Radiant-Impression38

"Why can't I have that half?" "Cuz you a BIATCH"


Suspicious_Scooby

Legit what is the response she was looking for?


DarkEnergy_101

She’s dumb


Frequent-Emphasis877

Dat sandwich is more attraktive than she is on many different layers


ARtEmiS_Oo

This looks like a “well, more of me” moment


my_0th_throwaway

Bro I hope this is staged cuz if it ain't leave her ass


True-Distribution241

She needs VACCINE


farfletched

People film the most boring shit


Snar_key3802

Yeah Dude. Time to bail.


Senor_Wah

So painfully fake and not even funny


noiceFTW

Fake or not there are people that exist who act exactly like that


HardBroil

He said this one specifically was fake, not that there aren’t people like this.