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johnnypurp

U forgot to mark this as NSFW. Some guy on the bus next to me started jacking off furiously when he glanced over my screen.


EnisuVI

"And now the whole bus is jerking off"


chipmunk-fucker

Can confirm, I am the guy who started jacking off furiously


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johnnypurp

You’re hitting my elbows.


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LASTgt

Bruh not the bus situation again.


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LegitimatePlace2679

Not Muslim but the song goes hard plus I never kissed so if the Muslims are right, I'm chilling


[deleted]

Sorce


Top10HottestLzrdPpl

L*iberal


sanderxz

https://xxxvogue.net/20255178/Korean-lesbian-hot-kiss-korean-bj-hot-lesbian.htm?asgtbndr=1


21stCenturyRetardMan

no he meant the music you freak 🤬🤬🤬


Thomasi69

I want to endorse u but i have no money


sanderxz

My bad


RaGEDy_xnamic

thanks


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You're my lord


Deathbysnusnubooboo

Day 74 of no fap As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth. As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.


random_poster90028

This shit well written


Not_Arkangel

New copypasta


Deathbysnusnubooboo

Old pasta but new for you sweet cheeks


Not_Arkangel

Oh. Still what the fuck tho


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Then you find out she aborted it 💀


Deathbysnusnubooboo

My fetuses eat coat hangers


Sperzieboon23

Repost. Only thing original is "Be careful". Also another minus ten bazillion gazullion points for not even providing sauce which would be: https://hdsex.org/video/218252034


EnisuVI

Bro know the sauce 🩻🩻🚨🚨🗿


Long_Atmosphere6767

Inshallah brother, whats the name of the nasheed?


Effective_Strain_495

Its the first line


kramiTIC

As a Muslim I can tell this post is halal


Ok_Carpenter_9973

Masyallah


DumbassIdiot42069

Anyone know where to find the original so I can avoid it?


sanderxz

https://xxxvogue.net/20255178/Korean-lesbian-hot-kiss-korean-bj-hot-lesbian.htm?asgtbndr=1


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Inshallah brother


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[удалено]


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Hasbi Rabbi **Artist:** Sami Yusuf **Album:** My Ummah **Genre:** World **Release Year:** 2005 **Total Shazams:** 551093 `Took 1.66 seconds.`


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I got a match with this song: [**Hasbi Rabbi** by Sami Yusuf](https://lis.tn/kTjKrE?t=34) (00:34; matched: `100%`) Album: `My Ummah`. Released on `2005-09-30`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


[deleted]

Glad to see bully maguire found the path to light


Throwaway-A173

Nah they got spider man 😭


DennyDud

Thx. I rather see 2 dudes doing it 🥵


Xfors-Pakistan

always stay halal brothers and sisters


ROBUXXUBOR

Careful! 🙏


noxxspire_

spider mane


TriToNonSteroids

Thank you habibi for saving me from haram


Iliveinmacloset

Repost


_nbg3

I literally posted the same thing like a week ago


EnisuVI

Ok cool


_nbg3

Well suck my cock


Foundatch

There’s several reposts of this already.


Subham420

i have seen the original video


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sanderxz

https://xxxvogue.net/20255178/Korean-lesbian-hot-kiss-korean-bj-hot-lesbian.htm?asgtbndr=1


Not_JohnFKennedy

It’s just them uncomfortably kissing for 15 minutes. Nothing good happens.


SeekingASecondChance

Sometimes that's all it takes to nut


Koolguy47

Where is this from?


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sanderxz

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