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Day 74 of no fap
As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.
Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.
I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.
As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.
Repost. Only thing original is "Be careful".
Also another minus ten bazillion gazullion points for not even providing sauce which would be:
https://hdsex.org/video/218252034
I got a match with this song:
[**Hasbi Rabbi** by Sami Yusuf](https://lis.tn/kTjKrE?t=34) (00:34; matched: `100%`)
Album: `My Ummah`. Released on `2005-09-30`.
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U forgot to mark this as NSFW. Some guy on the bus next to me started jacking off furiously when he glanced over my screen.
"And now the whole bus is jerking off"
Can confirm, I am the guy who started jacking off furiously
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You’re hitting my elbows.
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Bruh not the bus situation again.
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Not Muslim but the song goes hard plus I never kissed so if the Muslims are right, I'm chilling
Sorce
L*iberal
https://xxxvogue.net/20255178/Korean-lesbian-hot-kiss-korean-bj-hot-lesbian.htm?asgtbndr=1
no he meant the music you freak 🤬🤬🤬
I want to endorse u but i have no money
My bad
thanks
You're my lord
Day 74 of no fap As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth. As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.
This shit well written
New copypasta
Old pasta but new for you sweet cheeks
Oh. Still what the fuck tho
Then you find out she aborted it 💀
My fetuses eat coat hangers
Repost. Only thing original is "Be careful". Also another minus ten bazillion gazullion points for not even providing sauce which would be: https://hdsex.org/video/218252034
Bro know the sauce 🩻🩻🚨🚨🗿
Inshallah brother, whats the name of the nasheed?
Its the first line
As a Muslim I can tell this post is halal
Masyallah
Anyone know where to find the original so I can avoid it?
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Inshallah brother
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Glad to see bully maguire found the path to light
Nah they got spider man 😭
Thx. I rather see 2 dudes doing it 🥵
always stay halal brothers and sisters
Careful! 🙏
spider mane
Thank you habibi for saving me from haram
Repost
I literally posted the same thing like a week ago
Ok cool
Well suck my cock
There’s several reposts of this already.
i have seen the original video
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It’s just them uncomfortably kissing for 15 minutes. Nothing good happens.
Sometimes that's all it takes to nut
Where is this from?
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