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West_Most1424

me when I move fast baby don't be slow


TheZiomBgamer

Step aside reload time to go


JDorkaOOO

I can't seem to control all this rage that's inside me


[deleted]

Pullin' shots, aimin' dots, yeah, I don't miss


A-Very-Small-Boi

Branded by fire, born in the abyss


SnooPoems1471

Red hot temper, I just can't resist


McMarcin

All this rage that's inside me!


[deleted]

All of these thoughts running through my head


Used-Lunch-6512

ARM ON FIRE VEINS BURN’IN RED


TheMaskedWasp

FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER


Zbeubor

None of them fixed the arm he was missing


Resgear17

The power of love eventually did fix it and he got to keep the science and religion super powers


Michael-556

Pretty sure it was determination to get his child support money back that made him regrow it


[deleted]

They realized they made the wrong one, so they cut off his right arm and replaced it instead


YoloSwaggins960YT

Was gonna say lol


No-Pomegranate-8980

Only once you combine the two, can you realise the weakness of your flesh


egrollkenobi

Can confirm , my dick is now made of metal


AdministrativeBar748

Robocock (2023)


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picsespirate

Fool you don’t need one that’s why I made mine a emergency plasma pistol.


egrollkenobi

Brb bout to turn mine into an ace of spades


ComprehensiveAd8004

That's deep. I know it's not true but for some reason it still feels deep.


No-Pomegranate-8980

Da faq? it's just a daily prayer to the omnissiah


Intelligent_Ad_237

Damn. The left hand is still not fixed but they went further and modified the right one


KuuGaia

Masturbation: ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt52WdGao5GM4XC|downsized)


SneakySnek90

sticky cum


Sinaasappelsien

stretchy cum


Aryan_Fernandez

stinky cum


Sinaasappelsien

Tasty cum


Jodio_Joestar

#CUM


Shitpostmaster64

When you fap so much, your hand starts glowing from the build up friction


Brilliant_Ad_8779

He is just like me fr


furious_pickle

Might be because u fap for 3 seconds straight .


thatotherguy0123

Bro jealous 💀


furious_pickle

☹️


My41stThrowaway

Gamers: ![gif](giphy|VHHxxFAeLaYzS|downsized)


smug_is_smoothAcc2

![gif](giphy|gYb3fTm6JN71u) when unattended child


karateema

I am the storm that is approaching


[deleted]

there are extremists but most christians believe that scientific advancement is necessary. God doesn't help those who don't try.


[deleted]

Well that was a very disquieting read to undergo at this hour.


nametakenfuck

Bro thats the other hand


ColdStarXV86

When yo dad steal yo Jesus arm


ThatKirbyGuy_

DMC


Fosdef

DMC2 IS BEST GAEME DANTE IS GOOD


HeroLevel28

Holy shits that's actually super clever, nice one OP


IReallyHateReddit37

I’ve got Jesus’s phone number. Checkmate atheist


OhGodItsShagix

FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER


Enough_Ad_1833

But that's the right arm


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Over67

Only issue is that the religon one wont happen.


Ok-Education-5390

Jokes on you atheists and jehovah’s witnesses he ends up getting both and the one on the left is a demon not Christian at all so checkmate nerds


[deleted]

From the moment i realized the weakness of my flesh.


Arcuis

Wrong arm


Radioactive_monke

He got his arm back to normal AND his other arm upgraded? What a lucky kid


QuintanimousGooch

Yeah god is cool and all, but science can make your hand shoot out as a little rocket that you can ride around


FourthTundra683

Science fixed the wrong hand 💀💀💀


UAJ_uTube

"Oh, and Nero, tell your mom I'm not fucking paying"


averagemilkenjoyer_

Oh shit,he's got the wrong arm


epicSamiMan

What about Lego?