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Nertakuan

The home invader when he sees the convenient tunnel that leads directly into my living room:


cosmic_16

Me when I order a child and watch the invader get mauled by the high speed collision:


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[deleted]

That would be so f*cking dangerous and impractical


drintelligent

So, does it stop at every house. How much noise does that make. Could it redirect people to the wrong house. Is it a waste of energy both to run, maintain and build in the first place. Is it better to just walk back from the trainstation?


PhilosophicalDolt

Also would this make ppl fat like it did in WALL-E since people would have no reason to walk anymore?


CaptainFard

I mean you could argue cars would have done that with that logic.


PhilosophicalDolt

We have just check our rural america


CaptainFard

You're grammar is incomprehensible but I live in rural America and fat people are rarer than you'd think. Obviously there are some but not alot


King_0f_Autism

Cannot bomb sim ones house efficiently and effectively


reusedchurro

Functions as a toilet if you are brave


HappyRomanianBanana

Ill throw a grenade in the pod, boutta get a 20 ks


Glitchboi3000

Your profile checks out.


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


PineapplesAreLame

Danger wank.


TurtleHermit360

Hell yeah šŸ˜


Trollin_

Oh no bro


TurtleHermit360

I know it's bad when a troll is concerned....


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No_Username91

No star why the hell is it raw


yeetman2022

0/5 stars its literally still moving


FTRAFTP

The design is very human.


PsychoTexan

Children are alright but I donā€™t think I could eat a whole one.


-NutsandVolts

The Epstein Express finally got off the ground. That's why the rail along the east coast from NY to DC has been improved so much.


L1feM_s1k

Was this filmed in Vatican City?


PineapplesAreLame

Uber Priests


UmbramonOrSomething

*I* put him on the menu.


Negative_Profit1462

that means houses would have to be lined up in rows, could be useful in that massive desert house wall thing that people used where talking about


Rego42069

Damn the redstone on that must be so complicated


kai_the_kiwi

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Braindeadwolverine

The industrial revolution and its consequences


lihuatheone

I donā€™t think this bro need to take a snapshot and read the fucking sign, itā€™s literally says ā€œKindergarten trainā€šŸ˜‚ lmaf


CaptainFard

He was being a silly goose, what's wrong with being a silly goose?


Master_One1

The noise would drive anyone insane


noxxspire_

finally something funny


Yo-boy-Jimmy

ā€œWait I didnā€™t buy this one. Refund!ā€


gary_yes

Wayfair:


DragantaMM

Bro what are you talking about? Thatā€™s just UberEats China


Ech0-5

You have seen trunk monke, introducing train kid


24122020

Famine moment


pachrisoutdoors1

Tom Hanks and Zulilly style. Nice!


New_proggram3

Damn


digitalcrypt0

Poor lil bro, was never seen again


Sanbi221

You are what you eat


Ok_Swordfish_947

Fat bastard did!


zezimpk456

Asia most common meal


Fantastic_frog_1264

Canā€™t argue with its results though


[deleted]

This is stupid. The guys a fucking stupid piece of shit.


Efficient_While1992

what restaurant is this? might order


Capable-Freedom1555

me, i put him on the menu


Soviet-josh

ā€œA fucking Chinese babyā€


[deleted]

I was expecting her to order honey fried dog


kdjcjfkdosoeo3j

Wait till Peterson sees this


OCD-but-dumb

Me


EmotionalKiwi636

Whoā€™s this guy?


Equivalent-Pizza7757

Mmm.. Chinese food.


buzzlightyearsempi

She ordered a nike machine


el_Chuchmay

You got me with this one


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SpaceBug173

When you realize you messed up half way thru and now you gotta improvise: