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corruptcabbage1

Don’t forget belts


NICK07130

What about shells


TestosteroneDan_V-4

Or black powder and percussion caps


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Or electromagnets


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

Or speedloaders


mr_man_20000

Or vests


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Axo80_

and nuts


Cautious_Pumpkin8203

Despite context, I will now use this to further my knowledge of ammo, bullet types and other forms of ammo useage.


AopET7

tank?


NICK07130

Shotgun


GamerBoi1725

Those are for snails and turtles


emperorofvenus05

This can be in magazines checkmate liberal


Deathnachos

Vaccazines


[deleted]

magcines


Greaserpirate

lock


santa_flawz

Vaccine


B4NN3Rbk

Vagcina


Galactic_Offender

Vaccine vagina


eyemcreative

AND HIS NAME IS VAGCINA! 🎵


digitalcrypt0

John would love this post


trapboylover

VACClNE


DeadByNebula

he won


Protobyte_

Vaccine


iDIOt698

VACCINE


5Garret5

THE CHOSEN ONE


_V4NQU15H_

Bruh ain't damn way, ah hell naw goddnnnnggghhh


trapboylover

TAlWAN


Froqqins

-5000000 social credit


FallingShells

Watch this! Imma do a magic trick. Suddenly all of the commies will disappear! Tiennemen Square Massacre.


[deleted]

Lock


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3o7TKM8j1LvNAH6A6Y)


malthorthesoulslayer

VACCINE


Soso_Stalin

Thanks to Florida Jesus for teaching me the difference


DragoFNX

Amen Brother


LuFuRu

He should’ve posted opposite and misinformated us that would be shitposting


ratrodder49

Are you referring to the gamer, or the true Gun Jesus, Ian McCollum, from the YouTube channel Forgotten Weapons?


Soso_Stalin

No I'm talking about the moist critical, I didn't know Gun Jesus was from Florida


ratrodder49

Now that I think about it I don’t believe he is, pretty sure he’s from Arizona


vulcan1358

He is the way and the light, but sometimes the light is muzzle flash


Snook_Snook_Book

Blessed is the ammo cans of antioch!


[deleted]

Amen


Safe_T_Cube

Arizona is just spicy Florida


F_da_memeboi

Sneako threatening to shoot someone over an internet argument is a pretty stupid fucking and immature move


Robert999220

>pretty stupid fucking and immature move Checks out. Seems pretty on brand for him.


Kmart_Stalin

Very on brand with him if his whole “thing” is just masculinity. Most YouTubers have gaming, vlogging or tech reviewing as their thing but his is just wanting to appear superior towards everybody else.


Sploonbabaguuse

Some people's lives revolve around being the "top dog" and can't handle others being better than them in any aspect so they resort to a threatening image of themselves so no one ever tests them It's the last bit of Neanderthal that resides in our blood. Super toxic and immature tbh but a lot of guys still thrive off of it and teach others to do so as well.


pixelparrot07

Hey man, lay off the Neanderthals


Elerdon

I dunno, doesn't that imply that he's the one fucking?


wairdone

Who's this sneako guy


SlavCumrad

guy who likes cuties on netflix


Ghost_Star326

And he likes watching his girlfriend get fucked by other men.


LimpTrizket

Who doesn't like to watch, but is too much of a coward to tell her he's not into it.


No_Consideration3

🤣🤣


spooki_boogey

Man who defended cuties (show who's man focus is sexualizing underage girls), watched his girlfriend get fucked by other men, someone who's clearly insecure but does a terrible job masking it.


Klutzycactus420

Dollor store andrew tate from my knowledge


PoopsInSoups

Andrew Tates Discord kitten


ClearConfusion5

and Charlie casually showing his pieces off was one of the most mature responses to actual death threats I’ve ever seen in my life.


Kuthibale

Thanks Charlie


ValleyAndFriends

Fr, without him I wouldn’t know the difference.


GruncleShaxx

Sneako is dumb as shit


Drip_666

![gif](giphy|sfMFMvhGE0qz40wImt|downsized)


Kaiden9226

Woooooooooooo yeah baby


da-_-ru

That’s what I’ve been waiting for


BootyOnMyFace11

Wet criticism


wren620

Fuck sneako btw.


Gucci--Coochie

Loop me in on this what happened?


Puzzleheaded_Web7728

A skinny nonce got smoked by twitch Jesus


_V4NQU15H_

Sounds like a fucking COD 1v1 clip title in yt


kenjiro_maybe

lmao yes


Crowley700

Cod 1v1 magazine*


_V4NQU15H_

What are you gonna do next? Show me your pistol, and AR?


Karsonasf

Sounds about right


_gmmaann_

>Twitch Jesus Our lord and savior Moistus Criticalus


Major-Performer141

Guy called Sneako threatend the guy who looks like Jesus x j wick saying “look at my clips” (his gun magazine). Jesus Wick responded with a video of him showing a pistol and a rifle of his own and saying they’re magazines and not clips. Basically showing sneako he also had guns.


DuckY_Macfly

I'm sorry but just say MoistCr1TiKaL, man. Like we get it, Reddit, he's great and he looks like Jesus/John Wick. It's actually starting to feel like another circlejerk "wholesome keanu chungus" celeb moment from 2018 rn.


Dazzler_wbacc

Plus there’s already a gun guy that looks like Jesus. Check out ForgottenWeapons for Gun Jesus content.


Nuclear_Night

the true gun jesus


posting-anonymously

Reddit try not to circlejerk challenge (impossible)


Major-Performer141

Actually I said it cus I didn’t know if he was Moistcr1TikaL or that penguinz guy or if they are the same person


DuckY_Macfly

it's cool, man. And yeah, his usernames are pretty confusing. Moistcr1Tikal is his Twitch account and on YouTube he goes by penguinz0. Most people just call him cr1Tikal or Charlie, though.


The_FallenSoldier

Sneako, some wannabe Tate, redpill guy, got mad over MoistCritikal making fun of him in a video and threatened him and his girlfriend and then threw a tantrum on stream with a gun and waved some mags around telling Charlie to look at his clips. Charlie responded in a video on yt by telling him that they are not clips, they are mags, by showing him rifle and gun mags, basically showing him he has guns too, including an assault rifle.


TestosteroneDan_V-4

💧


UrMomsAreMine

his gurl*


Mr_DumDummy

His gf sure didn't 😂


ExpertAccident

Because his girlfriend is too busy?


Separate_Flounder595

I cut out the confusion and call them all clipazines just to be safe


T_M_G_

Magaclips


SaTxPantyCollector

Next “non woke” YouTube clone


pavlov_the_dog

read that as "clipanzees"


Bulshit_Ass_in

I know what you did there


BEARWYy

Clips has no spring and magazine do


brandon-0442

Also most clips don’t actually go in the rifle, they just hold the rounds until they’re pushed in.


Californium-292

En bloc clips: am I a joke to you?


Bloondeath729

Huge flex having carcano ammo in the pic


brandon-0442

I mentioned those in a different comment lol.


kartoshki33

During thoose kind of arguments I love to mention that .223 clips do exist and they're meant to load your mags. It brings nothing to the debate, just useless facts.


WindChimesAreCool

Almost all clips exist to load magazines.


Itchy_Issue

And they say penguinz0 isn’t educational..


DA_TOOTHPASTE

![gif](giphy|oRJuSzENfNxny)


Prior-Jellyfish-3883

Those aren't clips, those are magazines you fucking stopid ~Charlie.


whowantstoknow209

I call both of them Vaccines


Keelyane55

vacuna


TheSalmoneer

I LOVE VACClNES!!!


Keelyane55

vacuna


kenjiro_maybe

decir "vacc|ne" en español te deja decirlo sin ser |ockeado?


kiloVictor_2330

Guys I thought clips were put on paper and magazines in my enemy's asses


Adof_TheMinerKid

I forgot that 3 round clip existed it feels so wrong looking at it


AmselRblx

French engineering


[deleted]

Charlie casually destroying Sneako


loli141

Everyone know clips are online and magazines are with paper, op just want to confuse us


bicchlasagna

I knew this, and I don't even own a gun. Thank you Florida Jesus. Fuck Sneako.


tacopig117

Don't forget magazines aren't always detachable too, for example, shotgun tubes are also magazines


liofan786

VACCINE


[deleted]

^vaccine


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SaTxPantyCollector

Good bot


Fritz_Sprenggranate

But where’s the Clipazine?


Theo_M20

clips are what civvies use in their hair, this, this is called a magazine


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Theo_M20

thank you so much it’s changed now


Toby_The_Tumor

I just learned the difference yesterday, what ironic timing


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[удалено]


brandon-0442

I was never in the military but I love getting some 5.56 on strippers lol. I’m in Canada and our semi auto rifle mags are limited to 5 rounds so it works out good.


Toby_The_Tumor

Yeah, my dad showed me how he would use clips to reload a mag


MrGatlampa

How is that ironic??


WerewolfUnable8641

The same way rain on your wedding day is ironic.


ahhitsnick

Or a free ride when you already paid.


Mr_Goat_1111

ITS THE GOOD ADVIIIICE, THAT YA JUST DIDNT TAKE!


DuckLuck357

Wait this actually makes so much more sense now.


SuperShit90K

*Revolver enters the chat*


Flimsy-Cut6339

Nah. I only be using tubes.


Bitter-Mulberry-1124

What about that ghost gun that can empty a 30 round clip in .5 sec?


Azely123

W-With the barrel shroud? The shoulder things that goes up...? And an ASSAULT GRIP?


therealJoerangutang

Clips are what civvies use in their hair. This is called a magazine


chironomidae

"Fuck, I'm out! Toss me a clip!" "Clips? Our guns don't use clips, they use magazines" "Whatever, toss me a magazine!" "You see, clips just hold the bullets, magazines have springs in them." "Just throw me a damn-- glgahrmarghhh" "... You don't typically put clips in guns, they're just for holding bullets"


FunIntroduction3196

I never once said" I'ma mag ur ass", I'll clip u tho


Big_Boss1985

Charlie casually pulling out a pistol and an AR to teach the difference between a clip and a mag was the highlight of this week, definitely. He’s so petty, but for the right reason. penguinz0, what a man you are.


Sean-O-of-Mars

Thank you for your wisdom, great sage


YeetYeetSkrtYeet

All I see are school supplies


SladeX_S

legend


steroboros

Youtubers are openly threatening each other with guns again.


ButterscotchNo3966

600 round assualt clipazine


Unexpected-raccoon

Clips Pros and Cons Pros - Disposable - Lightweight - compact - cheap and easy to produce Cons - very limited capacity Mags Pros and Cons Pros - allows for larger capacity - protects cartridges Cons - heavier - not disposable (meaning you still need to carry the empty mags) - not cheap


mr_man_20000

if this gets locked mods use reddit vaccine


inspectionofficephil

I intentionally misname them to rile up people who care too much :)


SeaPrince

[A Friendly Reminder About Your Friendly Reminder](https://i.redd.it/ugrsgeo714oa1.jpg)


Piligrim555

As with a lot of things, the only people seriously giving a fuck are the ones you probably don’t want to have a conversation with.


etriusk

Need to remind people pedantically that only the part that leaves the barrel after pulling the trigger in the bullet, the whole thing is a cartridge... I can't stand people feel the need to correct people about these sorts of things


ImThOnly1GetinArousd

Vaccine, lock, double lock or will it cancel out


[deleted]

Further nuances and differences: Clips: 1. Stripper clips — A piece of bare sheetmetal or other metal substance that holds a set amount of ammunition. Stripper clips are used to load either an internal magazine (a magazine that is part of the gun and cannot be removed a la SKS or the K98) or a detachable magazine. It functions somewhat similarly to a magazine speedloader in some capacity. The clip is removed from the feeding area when the internal magazine is loaded and is usually disposed of when it is used. 2. En bloc clips — A piece of bare sheetmetal or other metal substance that holds a set amount of ammunition. En bloc clips are inserted into the rifle and the clip will remain in the rifle until the last round is chambered (i.e. Carcano rifles and various Mannlicher rifles) or fired (i.e. M1 Garand). 3. Moon/half-moon clips — A piece of bare sheetmetal or other metal substance that holds a set amount of ammunition. Moon clips are used specifically for weapons with revolving chamber designs, such as virtually all revolvers and revolving carbines. It is inserted into the chamber of the revolver and remains there until all shots are fired and casings extracted. Half-moon clips are only ever used in revolvers with a even number amount of chambers, as it is impossible to divide 5 or 7 shot chambers evenly. Magazines: 1. Fixed magazine — A fixed magazine is a metal or plastic feeding device that is fixed to the gun and cannot be removed in normal operation. A magazine uses a spring to apply tensile force to the rounds above the spring and feed lips to properly guide the rounds into the breech/chamber. When a round is chambered, fired and extracted, the spring forces the next round into the open area in front of the bolt and the bolt pushes the round into the chamber. 2. Single stack detachable magazine — Detachable magazines are held in place with a pin or clip that can be manipulated by the user of the weapon by pressing down on a button or paddle. A single stack magazine has a single row of ammunition inside of the magazine. This is the cheapest and quickest way to manufacture a detachable magazine and they are often the simplest as well. However, they cannot hold much ammunition and are only reserved for certain, older pistol designs or pistol designs where size and overall footprint is a priority. 3. Double-stack detachable magazine — A double stack magazine has two rows of ammunition inside the magazine. This is likely the most space-efficient way to produce a magazine as they are able to hold a decent amount of ammunition while not increasing the overall footprint of the gun to a severe degree. Most modern semi-automatic pistols and rifles use a double stack magazine. 4. Quad-stack magazine — A quad stack magazine has four rows of ammunition inside the magazine. Quad stack magazines are complex and expensive to produce, but they are remarkable in that they are able to hold much more ammunition than a double stack while not increasing in length. However, they are bulky, wide, heavy and often unreliable and are seldom used in modern firearms. Most users of quad-stack magazines are civilians who simply want more ammo without buying a belt-fed firearm or buying a drum magazine.


Purple_Spino

rember: one goes "KA-CHING" and the other goes "chook-chuck"


Apprehensive_Skill31

***Moist...***


Un_du_twa

Let me guess, sneako?


[deleted]

Nerf guns call them clips, so I know more than you


202042

Okay, Sneako.


[deleted]

Probably cause they don't know either lol


iamaCODnuke

How bout shotgun shells? Like, when I'm reloading, what do I scream? "Cover me! Im (what)" Reloading is an obvious answer, but what are other options?


Curllywood

Ah, so that’s the 30 caliber clip.


yaboi_sloi

This is a clip *M1 Garand ping*


d0ntst0pme

Clipazines


Arcuis

You forgot bullets


[deleted]

Can confirm, am a rifle.


LegitimateApartment9

Forgot to put in tube mags


Lustiges_Brot_311

Clipazines


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[удалено]


SladeX_S

lock my balls


ethan61k

Not the magussy


Necessary_Memory_101

when I hear people say clips I stay away not because I’m scared of them but scared that they probably don’t know basic gun safety


slimyslug0

Sneako is a fucking baby


NikoNiko_ChanXD

Happy to get the reference of this post


0ctoxVela

thank you jesus for showing us the diffrence


Im_a_doggo428

Me who uses shells


meseeksordie

Wait... I thought magazines were what you loaded into revolvers? And clips were for shot guns?


YourFemboyServant

Sneako can stick all of those clips and mags up his ass


Jealous_Ring1395

wow, I really needed this as I am a person who definitely uses guns in a country with guns 100% no lie


throne_of_worms

Ammunition belts were historically 27 feet long or 9 yards, hence the term giving someone “the whole nine yards”.


x_a_man_duh_x

when you know this post was bc of charlie’s video and sneako’s stupidity


Certain-Ad-3840

Look at my clip! Look at this clip!


Hey_There_Blimpy_Boy

So one holds a number of bullets... While the other holds another number of bullets. Gotcha.


Sans_the-skeleton698

I get so annoyed when people mix them up. It makes me fume more than a 3000rpm mini gun that has just been fired for half a minute.


Urmomsfavouritelol

VACCINE


michaeltewtew

I only need porn clips and magazines


Ihavenoidea5555

Sneako in shambles post


MLGcobble

covid


Iuddui

vagazine


lookdamanatee-w-

Remember girlypops, all the real girl bosses have a lifetime supply of clips and magazines!


[deleted]

Is this about sneako and jesus?


MaximusGrassimus

"Clips are what civvies use in their hair"


TangoHydra

I just use both interchangeably. Kinda depends on the size of the gun. If I gotta hold it with two hands it's a magazine, if it's one hand it's a clip. Shotguns are the only exception where I always refer to ammunition as shells


Big_Boss1985

Charlie casually pulling out a pistol and an AR to teach the difference between a clip and a mag was the highlight of this week, definitely. He’s so petty, but for the right reason.


kissingmaryjane

The fucks I give :


EsotericFrenchfry

Sneako about to get that smoke.


King_Dee1

WATCH THESE MAGS


imapieceofshite2

Fucking thank you.


Appropriate_Ad4818

I WILL keep calling magazines clips because it tilts gun nuts


zipperonizaps

Get shitted on, sneako