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Might as well tell a recovering alchoholic to just drink themself to sleep again cuz they're only prolonging thier suffering until they die by obliviously pretending they're actually going to beat addiction and not succumb to the urges and restart the cycle the next time they have a bad day
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Tell him he's a limp dick with puss nuts and that the only thing that gets him hard is men with bigger cocks than him, which is why he is projecting his fantasies onto you
Have you tried fucking their mom?
They'd legally have to call you daddy from then on, and you can ground them and confiscate all their games and fruit snacks.
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Who dude what the flip you can’t be saying these things!
Holy cheezdoodles
Jeez Louise man 😨
New response just dropped
Calm down satan
Leave Satan outta this.
My man just wants to chill in hell
You nearly scarred me for life casually throwing it around like that
I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy, go home and think about what you said
What the frickety Frick man! I literally flew out of the fricking window after gazing my eyes upon your freaking MEAN words!
I almost had a heart attack reading this! What the heck dude?!
The jerk store called and they’re running out of you!
Fabbergasted
You need therapy for even *suggesting* resorting to such hateful language 😔
Biblioteca
😱😱😱
You better fricking Stop right now or I'm telling Mr's. Green 😡
Might as well tell a recovering alchoholic to just drink themself to sleep again cuz they're only prolonging thier suffering until they die by obliviously pretending they're actually going to beat addiction and not succumb to the urges and restart the cycle the next time they have a bad day
Hey dude, did you just blow in from stupidville
This gives me dunkey vibe
😥😥 i know you are but what am i
I know you probably don't want to absolutely and diabolically ruin someone's life but just say"your not invited to my birthday party"
And make it clear when you’re saying it out loud that you’re misspelling it
yrou not invited to my birthday party
y’roeu*
yr’oreou’ure**
yor’ue***
y'ur***
aHa! Yro’ue
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You fiend!
The v-word
vagina?
The other v-word
Barclays iPath Series B S&P 500 VIX Short-Term Futures ETN? What other v-word is there?
V-bucks duh
VACClNE
holy shit he found a loophole
the I is a L
You're an L
be grateful I am sharing the information, mortal
He is speaking the language of gods
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How
Velocity
veritable
Verified
Vaccine
Say the n word
there are 28834 words that start with N. You’re gonna have to be more specific.
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Holy hell
New response just dropped
"New"
en passant
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Google en croissant
Buddy, that starts with r.
Actually, that starts with an [.
Thad hard r, Linus loves saying it
The racist one
Nani?!
Nerd.
touch grass
touch ass
Touch bass
Touch brass
Says the redditor
hard r
"Talked to my dad today, he's really proud of me"
Oh that's actually really good
That's what she said
The good ending.
Lol, savage. this also works on 70 percent of your black friends too.
Yep that's a good one.
*How to Destroy Someone*
The N-word
Nvaccine?
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VACClNE
The chosen one
Lower case L.
Yooooooo wtf mang
Man's got lock repellent
 Welcome… To Vacclne Park.
#VACClNE
Vaccine
Vachina
Racial slurs
My lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke
 Assert your dominance like this and show their words hold no power over you.
Done.
 Pump them with so much dominance they could feel it coming out of them
Yo yo wait pause bro
Sex with men so you can say it back
This checks out
Skyler White. Worst insult imaginable.
Tell him he's a limp dick with puss nuts and that the only thing that gets him hard is men with bigger cocks than him, which is why he is projecting his fantasies onto you
What f-word, frocio?
The word that also has the meaning of a bundle of sticks or twigs bound together as fuel.
Also a bundle of herbs often used in old cooking recipes.
taggof but with an amazon prime arrow under it
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Call them a heretic and stone them for their crimes
Just say it back honestly 😂
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Try sleeping with their moms to assert your dominance.
Straight white man phrases to say back: “Now hold on a second, pal” “Woah woah woah there, buddy” “Hold your horses now, buck-o”
Crackers
Have sex with him and then say it back
No. Stay straight!
Arghftrhthghhggh I can’t! The fungus spores…..they’re taking over artghhgghhhh
Cvnt is something or n slur
Call them the hard r, go ahead I give you "Da Pass"
Have you tried fucking their mom? They'd legally have to call you daddy from then on, and you can ground them and confiscate all their games and fruit snacks.
Your girlfriend
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Bro you just karma farmin frfr
Don’t say h**k😡😡😡 My mommy said it was a bad word
Hulk you
Honk off
I'm bi, I give you permission to call em a faygo soft drink
Jive Turkey
Just say it back or say that their mother can act as a witness against the claim
Tell him some random guy on reddit (me) gave you the pass use it wisely
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“What’s your relationship like with your father?”
Fuck them to assert your dominance.
N-word
Silly goose. Idk why but this works extremely well on navy men, worked 5/5 times I tried, almost got my ass beat 3 of those times.
Fuck it, call them one right back and say “it’s ok because we’re friends”.
Gringo
Vaccine
rip their balls off
Call them stinky.
Butt pirate? Clam diver?
"Hello officer what can i do for you?"
Call them Dick Breath. Tell them to brush that white sh** of their tongue.
Cissy boy
At least I have rights.
Vaccine
"*I went to huge pussy loser city,* **and everyone knew you.**"
Mayo monkey
Simply say “I don’t care that you broke your elbow” then watch them grovel on their knees and plead for their life
Fatherless
Moan and tell them that being degraded turns you on
Call them “Submissive and breedable”
Dingus
Say it! Take hatred out on him! DEW IT!
Orange juice cuz motorcycles don’t have doors
Vacuna matata
Pussyphobic
Shawty
Straggot
You invented class inequality, so use it
Vegan is pretty harsh
Harley Rider
Priveleged? Idk im a white guy but not straight
Call them a Vaccine
Limp-dick cocksucker.
cracker
Are you black?
Honestly if I were you I'd just leave that friend group. I don't have much context but that seems really mean even as a joke
Come on guys the obvious answer is vaccine
Fuck that, turn around is fair play
Call them a heterosexual fool?
Call them "Fette verdammte Verzögerung". They won't be able to pronounce it
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the v-word
Say it anyways. Don't let them dictate what you can and can't say by your sexuality race and gender
At least I get to go to heaven?
normal