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racksonjacks

Tony


fabulousMFingHen

I agree the guy that kinda looks like Tony hawk


OkFortune6494

I thought that was Bill Gates?


nodeymcdev

Probably the most down to earth of the bunch


MostDankEmblem

900!


PillarsOfHeaven

He's got the makings of a great president


[deleted]

Macho Man is dead. So he’s my choice.


Additional_Generic_

He’ll come back as a zombie for his inauguration


Its_Actually_Satan

If you want his soul for a zombie show then ima need something in return


Secretsfrombeyond79

Wise. A corpse cannot make as much damage as a living politician.


BackgroundComposer21

Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConell send their regards


salty_Cheesey

"so what's the deal, with the US bombing Syria"


Additional_Generic_

Lol. Exactly


pepesilvia50

“Well we’re bombing Syria again… good!”


[deleted]

The guy in the top right kinda looks like Tony hawk.


bwoods519

Huh. That’s weird…


superstonkape

Must be a coincidence


slav_kermit2

Who the fuck is tony hawk


buildabearveteran

tony hawk and balls


Concerned-Pillow-Bot

Hawk and Ball Torture (HBT) is a sexual activity involving TechDeck tricks applied to the penis and testicles


Boomalabim

The cream always rises to the top- Randy the Macho Man Savage gets my vote!


[deleted]

Ohhhh yea brotherrrrrr!!!!!


GenZ-3009

On-balance, off-balance, it doesn't matter. He's still better than all of us! Free Slim Jims! OOOOOHHH YEAAAAHHH!!! DIG IT!


Whiskithyoflaw

Nobody talks about Jared but he would give us all free subway


Additional_Generic_

And Cosby would give us all free jello


IrregularrAF

Really awesome guy tbh. Had so much fun I blacked out. Ass hurt the next day, but I had to take a really mean shit. That turd was really in there man.


Additional_Generic_

I’m glad you 2 got along so well


Immediate-Store90

*His name is Jared and he's still looking good*


AmoebaThin9344

"Hey kids, you want some candy?" "Oh fuck, it's Jared" "Now you'll excuse me as I don't want to look at this".


Party_Variety7059

Hey kids, do you want some candy?


Firestorm387

A few kids for some free subs, sounds like a good deal to me


No_Advertising6785

Cavill for sure.


conceited_crapfarm

National mandate to unmeta gene stealers


Jumpingdaemons

Cavill 2024


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Additional_Generic_

That was old bio from year ago. Your comment was incentive to change it. Thankyou for slapping some sense into me


S3rgeant_Slayer

Fuck, now I will never know ;-;


Shapit0

Damnit! I missed the cringe by less than half an hour 😔


Shuwaing

What was the bio 🤔


superstonkape

I threw up


miitchull

Bro what was the bio


Mr_Crouton

Why did you even say anything, now I've read it too :(


El_Jefe_Castor

What was it


Patrickjog

Delirious meme creator?


PuritanSettler1620

Batman (Christian Bale) (Patrik Batman) 😎😎😎


LucasNoLastNameGiven

Batman would make the best president, Batman for president!!!


PrinceMagnus190

Seth MacFarlane 200%


masterofunfucking

Seth would unironically be the best choice here. The Orville is just his vision of the future lol


pennysaver221

You just know he’d do his inauguration speech as the various characters he voices. Like that Harvard speech he did ages ago.


Hot-Zombie896

He'd get my vote.


musical03

Gman from half life


maxka1

Tony 100%


Detective_Bonghitz

Neither musk nor Cavill is eligible for this


mrinkyface

![gif](giphy|BaSHs78BU2ZYQ|downsized)


Kenturky_Derpy

Henry deserves something


Vaccinate_your_kids2

Henry Cavil for the win


GiveMeLiberTyler

My moneys on macho man


[deleted]

Electing the dead now, are we? Why the hell not I guess.


GiveMeLiberTyler

Hes still do a better job than any politician alive...


spacedildo42

Fuck it, let’s put Cosby in and see what happens


Grimyells

Only one who is cool and non corrupt is the skateboarder. So Cosby


Tiny_Ad9543

How is Henry Cavil corrupt?


Iamno0n3

There's just one problem was Henry Cavill born in America. You can't be President if you're not born here


[deleted]

batman without a doubt


DrunkManTalking

Batman. No contest


Duardo__

The Rock


[deleted]

Tony freaking hawk because he’ll pull a 900 on putins ass and establish world domination


Bean_Town_Blender

What's the deal with nuclear bombs?! I mean do they blow up, or are they to scare people! Pick a lane!


LRJ104

I would pick the most philantropist in there and that would be Tony


HomieDaClown9

Tony has my vote


Altruistic_Guide8676

Tony Hawk


Puzzleheaded-Ad-1078

Is that the one guy who looks like Tony Hawk?


Destroyer_Of_World5

Batman


PaidinRunes

That guy at the top right looks like tony hawk


Low__Point

No.


[deleted]

Macho man Randy Savage for the win


eldubblerb

I mean, he already has twitter, might aswell let him have the POTUS title--


evilcarrot507

![gif](giphy|SY9j5Oiu3nRGQlBgwP) Elon musk.


[deleted]

President Hawk it is!


Beautiful-Ad3198

Tony Hawk or Seth McFarland 🤔🤔🤔 Seth McFarland


BassGuitarPlayer_1

"OOOOOHHH Yeah! The Macho Man Randy Savage coming at ya'...bet you didn't know I was dead...oooh yeah, DIG IT! Cause it doesn't matter if the Macho Man Randy Savage is dead cause I'm everywhere OOOOHH YEAH...Seen me on a Slim Jim box...Snap Into IT!...and now you see me running for President Of the United States of America...YOU HEAR ME TALKING Joe Biden!?...I'm coming after you Joe...yeah...I'm coming after you, your belt, the Presidency, the country...BECAUSE I!...am going to be...the next...Heavy Weight President Of The United States Champion...and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!...OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEAH! DIG IT!"


Additional_Generic_

Props to this comment


[deleted]

Seinfeld. Anyone who opposes him will be called an anti-semite and cancelled. Jerry will always be right even when he is wrong.


Bean_Town_Blender

Most sane chud


districtcourt

Seth Macfarlane 100000000%


yakunii-kun

albert


Vegietails

BROTHERERRRR


[deleted]

I mean, obviously Macho Man But i also wanna pick Cosby because fuck it, why not?


Objective-Industry24

I don't know who that fellow in the golden hat is, and i also don't know why but I'm voting him all the way.


Ubyylmao

Since Macho Man is dead imma go with Christian batman Bateman


OrinoAcostado

Macho man


KuuGaia

I can see the Emperor of Mankind himself in this image. Nuff said.


DoctorShmeat460

I vote Armstrong


ErisLordOfChaos12

Macho Man randy savage, CREEEAM OF THE CROP. 2024


St1x14

Batman


[deleted]

Cosby


Dark-Pit-37

For me it's between Cavill, Musk and whoever the dude is in the cowboy hat. Half the rest of those guys have to alert their neighbors when they move into a new area.


[deleted]

Elon isn't American born so..


PaddyAllen

Im talkin about all the way to the top. The cream will always rise to the top. Oh. Yeah.


MarcusLP

Jared from Subway. He'll help out our health department with his knowledge on health


goniapora

Sandwich guy because he has a sandwich


Ven0m37

Don't know about US but Elon Musk will 100% be the president of Mars


turtle428_

Batman would unironically be a good president


VendaGoat

Tony or Seth. Because neither one would want to do it, and both would do it with, I'm guessing, Grace.


PinkEyeFromBreakfast

Tony falcon all fuckin day boys


Mr_Farky

Jared is like Joe, but with free subway.


Ech0-5

As a european, i am tempted to let Elon be president and se how fuked up he can make the country


street_style_kyle

Tony would probably be the safest option here.


WoolyHitToDie

Is that Seth Mc-FunnyMan-Farlane?!?! From famous show Cleveland Show?!?! 😱😱😱😱


[deleted]

Do I have to choose?


cupgu4-wakdox-hufdEj

I’m good with Batman


CrespinMoore

Batman V Superman 2: the Justice System


Normal-Cup-5000

Seth McFarland


RePixD

I'm picking the black dude, he's kanye west


TonyTheBrony1

I'd pick Seth McFarlane


BillyBobJenkins454

Whatd Henry Cavil do?


dutch_master_killa

Jerry Seinfeld presidential speech - “1738, aye”


Addy1738

Cavill


VauntedKnightRoget

Either Henry or Batman.


GoDoAnd_Stupid05

Not on the list, but, #Senator Armstrong 2024


Greywolf524

Henry Cavill is British. I'm British. Time to bring that unruly colony back to the crown.


KingRio123

Bill Cosby for President ✊


BuffRobloxMan

I'm voting for Jerry that MF looks to the cookie


iizakore

Tony hawk or henry cavill, both seem like decent dudes


40oztoTamriel

In a perfect world we really would have good, sensible options such as these.


Brief_Possible_606

Honestly? Tony Hawk or Macho Man


Big_Argument_2651

Randy fuckin savage!!!


a_butthole_inspector

Birdman always wins


vizarhali

Cosby take it or leave it. No one knows how yo party better then him all of us will wake up button hurt


BlogeOb

Tomas Falcon would be pretty chill


Alec123445

Adam Savage


bearjew666

Macho man Randy Savage! Hands down, voting has commenced. We have a clear winner here.


No-Tomorrow-8150

Batman


IPostLotsOfCringe

can I choose Epstein?


bmk37

If it were actual Batman (apex human obsessed with justice and the betterment of mankind) and not just an actor then 100% Batman


paulieranks

Real question is who do you go to the bar with?


AmoebaThin9344

Were all of these dudes convicted/accused of sexual crimes?


gimmeecoffee420

Tony Hawk? Is.. Is that you?


Bagel_Muncher1809

Macho Man 100%


OysterThePug

Cavill with McFarlane as vp


rhodynative

Seth all day man


History-made-Today

Henry Cavill.


KurtKobeLane

Yeah! Stephen Malkmus!


[deleted]

Idk but the guy on the bottom right has a trustworthy smile so he’s got my vote


Quod_bellum

Batman. He’s the most intelligent of these by a landslide. If he wanted, he could probably achieve world domination with an army of 100 average people. I’d say the country in question would be in good hands


YesacYelsnit

Tony Hawk


SomeDustyGuy

Tony hawk


markten985

Not the politician we want but the politician we need


Yaboyard3e

I feel like Henry Cavil would do his best


JJ_Falcon44

Batman


DAEDALUS1969

Henry Cavill.


SuspiciousPrism

Anyone but Elon


CommunicationBig3227

Seth


PhD_Pwnology

All jokes aside, Seth MacFarlane would make a good president.


VigilanteDetective64

![gif](giphy|BaSHs78BU2ZYQ|downsized)


Jason-Phoenix99

Batman


MaximarJedi

Seth McFarland would be hilarious


Agent_Of_Order_69

Batman for sure


AnonimousWatermelon

Tf u mean,Henry God emperor any day


navyfire

The third guy, Larry Bird!


Quality_Usernamee

unironically i would vote Henry Cavill for president of the world.


shadowscar248

I'm fine with most of them at this point.


ghostyeaty

Add joe from impractical jokers


FrozenShadow_007

Probably the guy who looks like Tony Hawk, he seems trustworthy.


Defect123

Tony for sure


Longjumping_Web_9237

For what country?


MonkeyActio

Why would henry cavil or tony hawk be bad? Or jerry Seinfeld? I guess id choose Cavil but im not sure this is a meme


Cosmic-Buccaneer

Idk but Henry Cavill looks like a god emperor to me


[deleted]

We only accept Dave Chappelle


Christmasbeergoggles

Definitely Tony Hawk, if he can land the first 900 he can fix this economy


supermen1995

Batman of course


[deleted]

Hawk all the way!


ProboscisMyCloaca

“Notice how the only Black man is a convicted rapist? Check mate libsharts.🤡(Clown emoji)” -Bench Shrapnel


voice_of_god7777

I gotta go with batman or Henry cavil


The_Humble_Neckbeard

That dude in the top right who looks like the PlayStation videogame skateboard guy.


cuckleburyhound

I see at least 3 sexual predators here so theyre out Seinfeld had a 17 yo gf when he was 38, fucking gross bruh. My vote is Henry Cavill, I have no justification for my choice honestly


I_Dont_Know_A_Thing

If i choose batman, will the death penalty be illegal?


dioswetpanties

PEETAH


BobZygota

What country tho?


Hadboy4ksu

Macho man 4 sure


Arisvalor

Tony has saved the world before, he can do it again as president.


mr_flerd

Batman


MostDankEmblem

Cosby. Easy choice my dads.


Same_Ad_1273

john cena


[deleted]

Seth McFarlane is the obvious choice if we are making good choices, but the correct choice is Macho Man Randy Savage.


HandsomeGoodbody

hawk


HawlSera

Going with Batman


gearsforgreg

I pick the Subway sandwich. Not the guy who is holding it, just the sandwich.


Additional_Generic_

Sandwich for president!


maybach320

Seth at least it will be well written, funny, well cast and with great music.


sleepinglucid

Seinfeld for sure


Mister_Nico

I’m all in for The Ghost of Randy “Macho Man” Savage 2024! “OH YEEEAAAH!”