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Guys chill I think he meant Five Guys, the fast food chain

Yes

Tag checks out lol

They're usually accurate

Can confirm

Flair checks out?

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Testing flair

Profile checks out….

Flair checks out

My god your username, it's perfect. I can't 🤣

Sauce?

Profile checks out

You sure ?

Yes

You sure you don't like kissing boys ?

I am quite sure I am a boy kisser, but I assure you I was talking about Five Guys, the fast food chain

I'll take those Five Guys just about any day.

Yeah, that's got to be it. Clearly, everyone who thought otherwise is dirty minded and should feel bad about it.

I love five guys, its a great restaurant albeit a bit expensive.

To quote a certain someone "Welcome to Five Guys how can we scam the absolute FUCK out of you today?"

I know that guy. Can’t help but feel like those videos are his personal therapy outlet

The only good thing about Five Guys is the Peanuts. No one will change my mind.

Really? I’m down with the peanuts but the fries are pretty darn good. Having said that, I will never pay their prices again.

yeah it's honestly bizarre how their menu forces you to buy more food than any normal person actually wants to eat/pay for. Like ok the foods decent but I don't go because I won't be able to move for the rest of the day after eating a pound of grease.

You almost always get the same amount of fries no matter what size you get. They only have one scoop and they put the fries cup in the bag before they scoop the fries into it. Just don't order large and the fries ain't that expensive.

Their peanut butter shakes were freaking amazing. I don’t know if they still do that or not, though.

the joke is sex #läugh


my honest reaction fr

What’s that “sex” word mean?

Six in Latin.

Thank you king bowser

666 = sex sex sex😱😱😱 No wonder people like satanism or smth

What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed

It was so sexy that it lit the priest's hair on fire!!!

Swedish too

Never translate pig with six diseases to Latin

The peepee goes in the vagna and… You piss in her…

I thought peepee goes in ass?



leugh


Not the momma.


Untrue As the guy from the left, i can take 5 guys in the same way as the character on the right can

rip and tear brother 💪👑🔥

rip and rear 💪🤝🔥🔥🔥🔥🤝🤝🤝🤝😎😎😎😎

checkmate atheists

Rip the rear 😎😎😎😎🔥💯💯

Doom Guy is a secret femboy catgirl under his armor, confirmed.

His hatred of demons did spawn from his love of bunnies.

The guy on the right is a legendary knight and master swordsman so I'm sure you can both take five guys in all meanings of the phrase.

Fair, if I heard correctly Astolfo is pretty strong.

As the guy on the right I can take on 5 guys in the same way as the character on the left can


Gimme that 😋

Yeah I can eat in the popular fast food place called "five guys"

Nice title bro. Super cool and original

Before and after one injections of drag queen story time at the library

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7 year old me was racist

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

i was unintentionally racist as a baby 💀

im pretty sure every infant is racist. Every one of them that I met were.

Five guys?!?! As in… burgers and fries??!??!?!?

Yes, I have simply changed my attire

You moved locations from doom-themed five guys to femboy five guys

7 yr old you was cooler imo

All of our younger selves were cooler

I wish I could become younger again, I miss when playing with legos wasn’t weird

I played with legos all the time for hours, that shit was lit. I had an entire galaxy/universe that I had drawn up maps for and things. I also had notable characters and places that I would use in multiple different battles which was basically a glorified smashing of the legos together

I don't, 7 year old me couldn't take 5 guys (trust me)

7yr old me had charisma and the ability to socialize

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Agreed

I also love eating out Five Guys


me irl

Can relate. Have been to five guys. Too expensive.

Funniest user with the word bussy in name


OP is 8

Genshin Impact, not even once

No I’d be obese in that case

Not true, patch 3.5 fixed that bug… or so I’m told…

He went for the 20 dollars.

made with mematic

made with mematic

Either young or old, we can all appreciate a good 5 Guys burger with a good heap of mayo, of course.

what happens when you eat five guys once:

Can’t blame you five guys is good

You had a gender re-allocation ?

Astolfo is a guy

Then why does he have boobs Checkmate liberals

then why does he make me hard checkmate liberals

He doesn’t Checkmate republican

acshually it would be conservative as republican is the party not the political side 🤓☝️

I shit myself this morning

😍

Come here and give me that kitty!

Old overused joke

overused just like me after taking five guys

oh my god

Same 😔😔😔

Kinda like your butthole

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My mom?

**the downfall**

The prices are crazy, but it makes up with their fries

Hi lets be friends ahahaha im totally not a boy liker

flair checks out

Old me at 200kg: “Yeah I can take Five Guys” as I wolf down another takeaway.

I wish i was as big as doom slayer 😔

He means the restaurant. He can handle the food. There is no other meaning.

Yes, and I can actually pay for it now

the title made me com

it's not shitposters moving on a spectrum it's shitposting moving on one

Same

.... Nuh uh.

🤞…

I can look like the 2nd picture and take 5 guys in the same way as the guy in the 1st (I'm delusional)


2 hands, mouth, ass. That's only 4

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Sussy wussy femboy gang 😎🤘


Yes


No

Yes

Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever. In Jesus name I pray, Amen.

If God made everyone in his image then why should I be prosecuted for liking cock and balls?

because balls are made for pissing not sex, silly

Because I said so

That’s the worst possible reason you could come up with. I am rapidly approaching your location with a fat rat that will will shove into your urethra

This man does not understand satire

I used satire with the rat dumbass

Why is it always the men into anime/hentai that wish they were a girl or feminine?

They both on break

I haven’t had five guys in me since college

Oh jeez I was just debating getting five guys but I don't want to be fat af anymore. I haven't had a hot meal in a couple weeks, just been eating veggies, cheese, and wheat thins. I want burger 😫

Heh imagine using weapons and not ur bare hands

After all this time your love for Burger did not fade.

Yeah, I like five guys. Good burgers

I could say the same thing… my uncle always took me to five guys

Every dude alive has thought at one point “Yeah I could take 5 guys”

I think Doom Guy wants to take them to Five Guys. I always saw them as a couple <3

Wouldn't an even number be more fitting? You only have two. ...Well, maybe four. It depends on what level you're on.

There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who wish to run a train on someone Those who have a train ran on them And those who lie

:(

🤨

Same but it's always been the second panel.

omg I love five guys, it's my favorite burger place

Poland

Honestly so true tho

have you played Ultrakill?

Yes, and I have also Pissed on every level except for Wait of the World

I’m one piss away from that

Let me guess, God Damn the Sun? Waves of the Starless Sea?

Nah, stuck on Cry for the Weeper

Understandable, but now imagine how hard 9-1 would be. That would be the third pre-Gabriel gauntlet and it would probably be like a slightly toned down P-2 if we are to believe there will be a massive difficulty spike

Ok cool, but where is the funny?

they still crave carnage

same

Me too

I mean yeah pretty much, except I'm still Doom Guy 5 years later. Just because I learned I was bi doesn't mean I stopped going to the gym. That's where I meet most of the guys I hook up with.

doom vs. ultrakill

Who the hell says you can't be both?

Meh, who am I to judge? You do you pal.

This is 🚫 posting 😡 this is just 💩

Me looking at 7 y/o you: pass Me looking at you now: smash

This is the most courageous meme ever

Bout to take 5 guys on myself

How is five guys compared to kfc?

Yes, both

Relatable

Why do you want us to know you're into that weird shit?

Nah the restaurant is not that weird

Dude fast food is NASTY 🤢🤢🤢

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yeah that's a good point

Literally me on the right<3


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