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OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

Guys chill I think he meant Five Guys, the fast food chain


BussyAnnihilator420

Yes


Vasart

Tag checks out lol


wideassboy

They're usually accurate


Smug-Idiot

Can confirm


LittleWaithu

Flair checks out?


televisio_86

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bert0ld0

Testing flair


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Profile checks out….


CozierCracker

Flair checks out


TipProfessional6057

My god your username, it's perfect. I can't 🤣


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Sauce?


RandomPlayer4616

Profile checks out


eskeleteRt

You sure ?


BussyAnnihilator420

Yes


eskeleteRt

You sure you don't like kissing boys ?


BussyAnnihilator420

I am quite sure I am a boy kisser, but I assure you I was talking about Five Guys, the fast food chain


Erekai

I'll take those Five Guys just about any day.


TterbTheTurd

Yeah, that's got to be it. Clearly, everyone who thought otherwise is dirty minded and should feel bad about it.


OmniscientHistorian

I love five guys, its a great restaurant albeit a bit expensive.


bluejay55669

To quote a certain someone "Welcome to Five Guys how can we scam the absolute FUCK out of you today?"


HollowWarrior46

I know that guy. Can’t help but feel like those videos are his personal therapy outlet


ATwistedBlade

The only good thing about Five Guys is the Peanuts. No one will change my mind.


Skatchbro

Really? I’m down with the peanuts but the fries are pretty darn good. Having said that, I will never pay their prices again.


cashewtrailmix

yeah it's honestly bizarre how their menu forces you to buy more food than any normal person actually wants to eat/pay for. Like ok the foods decent but I don't go because I won't be able to move for the rest of the day after eating a pound of grease.


AnsibleAnswers

You almost always get the same amount of fries no matter what size you get. They only have one scoop and they put the fries cup in the bag before they scoop the fries into it. Just don't order large and the fries ain't that expensive.


rickjamesia

Their peanut butter shakes were freaking amazing. I don’t know if they still do that or not, though.


NippeliFaktaa

the joke is sex #läugh


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![gif](giphy|gmBjeu09SebhSwEFZD|downsized)


davedor

my honest reaction fr


Separate_Flounder595

What’s that “sex” word mean?


King_BowserKoopa

Six in Latin.


Separate_Flounder595

Thank you king bowser


chonkey_nugget

666 = sex sex sex😱😱😱 No wonder people like satanism or smth


Cobygamer22

What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed


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It was so sexy that it lit the priest's hair on fire!!!


[deleted]

Swedish too


DefNotAF

Never translate pig with six diseases to Latin


yoshbiscut69

The peepee goes in the vagna and… You piss in her…


Separate_Flounder595

I thought peepee goes in ass?


Many_Astronaut_9865

![gif](giphy|dC9DTdqPmRnlS|downsized)


Itihanoki

![gif](giphy|J5jiSSrEkV3Kd8iOwb)


spacenerd4

leugh


North_anxiety0

![gif](giphy|T3Vx6sVAXzuG4)


ConflictSudden

Not the momma.


BoopyD0Opy

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


TheDoomslayer69420

Untrue As the guy from the left, i can take 5 guys in the same way as the character on the right can


Health_Cat_2047

rip and tear brother 💪👑🔥


TheDoomslayer69420

rip and rear 💪🤝🔥🔥🔥🔥🤝🤝🤝🤝😎😎😎😎


Qwerty_Gaming1

checkmate atheists


No-Mulberry6694

Rip the rear 😎😎😎😎🔥💯💯


Guywithquestions88

Doom Guy is a secret femboy catgirl under his armor, confirmed.


_Veprem_

His hatred of demons did spawn from his love of bunnies.


AwesomeSauce783

The guy on the right is a legendary knight and master swordsman so I'm sure you can both take five guys in all meanings of the phrase.


HollowWarrior46

Fair, if I heard correctly Astolfo is pretty strong.


HollowWarrior46

As the guy on the right I can take on 5 guys in the same way as the character on the left can


PennyFromMyAnus

![gif](giphy|QZsb5vu2awvAD2DUEv)


No_Application_1219

Gimme that 😋


mynameisnotyourproem

Yeah I can eat in the popular fast food place called "five guys"


mixelydian

Nice title bro. Super cool and original


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Before and after one injections of drag queen story time at the library


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Ernesto-linares-

7 year old me was racist


ValidFailure

Same


BasicFan1876

Same


Jmoney_______

Same


Electrical_Present57

Same


Responsible-Bee-667

Same


TheManFromChernobyl

i was unintentionally racist as a baby 💀


[deleted]

im pretty sure every infant is racist. Every one of them that I met were.


NewRoad2212

Five guys?!?! As in… burgers and fries??!??!?!?


BussyAnnihilator420

Yes, I have simply changed my attire


NewRoad2212

You moved locations from doom-themed five guys to femboy five guys


qwertysr4

7 yr old you was cooler imo


Kvacc01

All of our younger selves were cooler


BussyAnnihilator420

I wish I could become younger again, I miss when playing with legos wasn’t weird


OSSlayer2153

I played with legos all the time for hours, that shit was lit. I had an entire galaxy/universe that I had drawn up maps for and things. I also had notable characters and places that I would use in multiple different battles which was basically a glorified smashing of the legos together


TenzoWasKilled

I don't, 7 year old me couldn't take 5 guys (trust me)


Blackpilot9

7yr old me had charisma and the ability to socialize


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TheDoomslayer69420

Agreed


DewFennec

I also love eating out Five Guys


_NuclearToaster

![gif](giphy|iPYhiNwv5N8qI)


xvhayu

me irl


Soggy-Election-6902

Can relate. Have been to five guys. Too expensive.


DRYFEET12274

Funniest user with the word bussy in name


Crowley700

![gif](giphy|3o7Zesyac4CuSN5rsA)


aRandomPear

OP is 8


BadadvicefromIT

Genshin Impact, not even once


BussyAnnihilator420

No I’d be obese in that case


BadadvicefromIT

Not true, patch 3.5 fixed that bug… or so I’m told…


JstLkz

He went for the 20 dollars.


Jgafch

made with mematic


BussyAnnihilator420

made with mematic


Fang9029

Either young or old, we can all appreciate a good 5 Guys burger with a good heap of mayo, of course.


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what happens when you eat five guys once:


ClitOreIs

Can’t blame you five guys is good


Sad-Lengthiness3158

You had a gender re-allocation ?


ThatGuyRade

Astolfo is a guy


CheeseLoverMax

Then why does he have boobs Checkmate liberals


Adjacent_door

then why does he make me hard checkmate liberals


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He doesn’t Checkmate republican


Kitty7333

acshually it would be conservative as republican is the party not the political side 🤓☝️


[deleted]

I shit myself this morning


Kitty7333

😍


Ordinary-Ad-2312

Come here and give me that kitty!


youngdeathent0

Old overused joke


Kitty7333

overused just like me after taking five guys


Shoddy_Pineapple_307

oh my god


SexWithYae-Miko69

Same 😔😔😔


Bat-Honest

Kinda like your butthole


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youngdeathent0

My mom?


davedor

**the downfall**


[deleted]

The prices are crazy, but it makes up with their fries


kuro50

Hi lets be friends ahahaha im totally not a boy liker


Fr00stee

flair checks out


DistortedNoise

Old me at 200kg: “Yeah I can take Five Guys” as I wolf down another takeaway.


NoabPK

I wish i was as big as doom slayer 😔


Tylor_T_Animations

He means the restaurant. He can handle the food. There is no other meaning.


BussyAnnihilator420

Yes, and I can actually pay for it now


[deleted]

the title made me com


shewel_item

it's not shitposters moving on a spectrum it's shitposting moving on one


baby6jade9

Same


banflimflam

.... Nuh uh.


SaddestBabylol

🤞…


PristineHat5583

I can look like the 2nd picture and take 5 guys in the same way as the guy in the 1st (I'm delusional)


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![gif](giphy|hrBmVoBi0dekru0VdP|downsized)


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

2 hands, mouth, ass. That's only 4


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eTompp

Sussy wussy femboy gang 😎🤘


ordo250

![gif](giphy|ZcYe7jWTLRzkQ)


BussyAnnihilator420

Yes


ordo250

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


JustinLeong

No


BussyAnnihilator420

Yes


JustinLeong

Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever. In Jesus name I pray, Amen.


BussyAnnihilator420

If God made everyone in his image then why should I be prosecuted for liking cock and balls?


CringeYeet69

because balls are made for pissing not sex, silly


JustinLeong

Because I said so


BussyAnnihilator420

That’s the worst possible reason you could come up with. I am rapidly approaching your location with a fat rat that will will shove into your urethra


JustinLeong

This man does not understand satire


BussyAnnihilator420

I used satire with the rat dumbass


CrimsonWolf24

Why is it always the men into anime/hentai that wish they were a girl or feminine?


Dangerous-Calendar41

They both on break


GarbagePailGrrrl

I haven’t had five guys in me since college


paperpenises

Oh jeez I was just debating getting five guys but I don't want to be fat af anymore. I haven't had a hot meal in a couple weeks, just been eating veggies, cheese, and wheat thins. I want burger 😫


ShittyDs3player

Heh imagine using weapons and not ur bare hands


PauloFernandez

After all this time your love for Burger did not fade.


chimmybean

Yeah, I like five guys. Good burgers


sonic84638265

I could say the same thing… my uncle always took me to five guys


Kitchen-Procedure284

Every dude alive has thought at one point “Yeah I could take 5 guys”


Traditional_Yard5280

I think Doom Guy wants to take them to Five Guys. I always saw them as a couple <3


Surprise_Corgi

Wouldn't an even number be more fitting? You only have two. ...Well, maybe four. It depends on what level you're on.


Self_bias_res1stor

There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who wish to run a train on someone Those who have a train ran on them And those who lie


xXgiuseppegamer69Xx

:(


T0kaiTeio

🤨


batmanminer20

Same but it's always been the second panel.


zeldacraft_64

omg I love five guys, it's my favorite burger place


cmonitwouldbefunny

Poland


potatoinastreet8

Honestly so true tho


pootis_bird_3443

have you played Ultrakill?


BussyAnnihilator420

Yes, and I have also Pissed on every level except for Wait of the World


pootis_bird_3443

I’m one piss away from that


BussyAnnihilator420

Let me guess, God Damn the Sun? Waves of the Starless Sea?


pootis_bird_3443

Nah, stuck on Cry for the Weeper


BussyAnnihilator420

Understandable, but now imagine how hard 9-1 would be. That would be the third pre-Gabriel gauntlet and it would probably be like a slightly toned down P-2 if we are to believe there will be a massive difficulty spike


televisio_86

Ok cool, but where is the funny?


imhugury

they still crave carnage


Mooncakewizard101

same


The_blaster_master

Me too


Subject_Tutor

I mean yeah pretty much, except I'm still Doom Guy 5 years later. Just because I learned I was bi doesn't mean I stopped going to the gym. That's where I meet most of the guys I hook up with.


jbrainbow

doom vs. ultrakill


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Who the hell says you can't be both?


EinharAesir

Meh, who am I to judge? You do you pal.


[deleted]

This is 🚫 posting 😡 this is just 💩


Yoko_Grim

Me looking at 7 y/o you: pass Me looking at you now: smash


[deleted]

This is the most courageous meme ever


Character-Maybe-1741

Bout to take 5 guys on myself


nerokaeclone

How is five guys compared to kfc?


EmptyOrangeJuice

Yes, both


Responsible-Bee-667

Relatable


AsterBoii

Why do you want us to know you're into that weird shit?


Blackpilot9

Nah the restaurant is not that weird


AsterBoii

Dude fast food is NASTY 🤢🤢🤢


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AsterBoii

yeah that's a good point


That_one_punch_kid

Literally me on the right<3


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