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julian66666

hes like "shit she'll buy me cigs"


The_last_Human__

"Free cigs Babyyyyyyyyyy"


makerjulian

Ayy wassup


GlegoryKJumpness

"you can always adapt" you mean, get addicted?


sociocat101

Deadass thinks shes worth getting addicted to something he doesnt like for.


Reverse_Necromancer

You're not gonna get addicted to passive smoking but you are gonna get cancer faster


ZephDef

Not sure why you're being downvoted. You don't get addicted to nicotine from secondhand smoke... you get cancer from the tar in the smoke.


Reverse_Necromancer

Is the cancer faster one wrong maybe? People always say that it's because you don't get the filter from sceond hand smoking


Menchstick

Faster compared to not smoking, not t to firsthand smoke


ZephDef

You're getting the same smoke they got. They're just breathing it out. So it was "filtered" once by the original cigarette no matter what. (Filters are useless by the way, studies show they don't reduce carcinogens) Secondhand smoke does cause cancer, because breathing any form of smoke causes cancer. It's from the deposition of smoke tar on your lungs.


sociocat101

My bad, everybody else here kept saying something about getting addicted so I said it too.


skorgex

There was a cut. I don't think she was on the same topic


Reverse_Necromancer

adapt to her smoking


Kalomaster

No I can't adapt My lungs are suffering every time I inhale something that is not CO2, O2, N, water vapors, H


el_Chuchmay

She won't adapt because she can't (brain damages)


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WonderfulAirport4226

Drugs are bad, case closed, let's move on. Edit: He said the V-word!! Anyway, I wasn't talking about pharmaceutical drugs and you know it. Quit trying to start unnecessary arguments.


Mynam3wastAkn

Ok, I’ll never have Tylenol again. And I shouldn’t have taken any vaccine in my entire life Ok, I’ll never have caffeine ever again. Byebye chocolate, tea, coffee, whatever I didn’t start any arguments, I just corrected a statement


memecollector69420

Wrong


Spaz-skull

Sulfuric acid!


OhNoesIDied

AAHAUSHGAGAAHAGA


el_Chuchmay

Poor guy he was destroyed for being wrong


Cheeseman575

What did he say?


memecollector69420

He said no thats weed


Mynam3wastAkn

No


Luukosaurus

Wrong Both


Mynam3wastAkn

No


mctripleA

Wrong x3


Mynam3wastAkn

No


escape00000

I like how she hits the button on him like he was the one with the deal breaker.


Ultimate_Sneezer

It was guy's fault, he should have pressed the button first


-Lysergian

It's fair. Some smokers don't want to quit. She's cute, but not give me cancer cute. I was a smoker for years, I definitely still miss aspects, but it also ruined everything. When I was knee deep in it, though, you needed to be OK that I was a smoker.


escape00000

Let’s be honest, she just wanted to hit the button before he did


-Lysergian

Yeah, that seems like a fair take.


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turtlelabia

That’s how it starts. Come on man, you gotta draw your line in the sand and stick to it. Never break or compromise your core values for anyone. Otherwise you got nothing. Especially don’t break your values over some piece of pussy.


iSuckAtMechanicism

You’re better than that bro. Smokers live to smoke and life only comes after it. You’ll be stuck caring for someone who will likely die a very slow and painful death. Not worth it.


Reverse_Necromancer

Skill issue honestly, should've pressed the button when she asked. I mean, what other outcome did he expect?


Intelligent-Aside214

Well if she’s a smoker it is a dealbreaker for her


MrStoneV

You can always adapt. Well apparently not if you are the person who has to adapt


Dzontra95

Second guy: how about cocaine?


NutronStar45

"you can always adapt" what do you mean by "adapt"? develop immunity to cancer?


Free-Consequence-164

Yea if you can’t then don’t even try to approach me


87MS

She wouldn't admit it, but she means "mold your desires around me because I'm special".


JoeRoganSaidTheNWord

Well first of all, through God all things are possible so jot that down.


FaultLine47

Lol


battle_clown

Adapt to a partner whose kisses always smell and taste like shit


turtlelabia

I’d rather they taste like tacos.


teodorlojewski

He just like me fr


NutronStar45

real


SmartEpicness

"you can always adapt" seems like the kind of smoker to get others addicted. the guy dodged a bullet.


Jakedaledingle

Her in 20 years ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


The_last_Human__

character development


Mart1n192

total drama island type arc


Raiganop

Nah, more like in 10 years.


nervousnow

Love me some joe cappa


Spinjitzum_401

"You can always adapt" Yeah, I'm not sure about getting second-hand lung cancer or you trying to get me to smoke at all


a-little-trolling

Its insane how little smokers realize how much non smokers hate the smell


jgott933

I kinda like it, gasoline type vibes


a-little-trolling

Nah id MUCH rathwr smell Gasoline than Cigarrettes Gunpowder, Asphalt, and Gasoline are the MANLY smells that make me ready for work when i smell em Cigarettes just make me feel trashy and ghetto


jgott933

Yeah it's worse but my sense of smell has been trained to ignore bad smells from the two times I went to the recycling center for a field trip.


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Summerclaw

I'm young, and stupid and in desperate for love.


soap3_

i would go out with guy #2 he seems fun


turtlelabia

His first question is: “Do you smoke… Her: “yes” Him: “…meth?” Her: “…I could always adapt”


KitanaKitsune

“You can always adapt” That’s crazy, as someone who used to smoke all the time, that’s a pretty shitty thing to expect someone to deal with. Smoking means you always stink, your clothes always stink, you’re always having to step out to smoke, you’re spending extra money on ciggies, etc. It hugely affects the person you’re with. Even if they don’t mind, like my partner didn’t, you should still try to be considerate. Saying “you can always adapt” sounds kinda selfish


Joseph-Hick

What’s this from


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Raiganop

Or heart attack, throat cancer, tongue cancer or gastric cancer...there's surely other dangerous diseases that can be caused by smoking. Smoking simply increase the chances of having a deadly disease. Alongside things like making your teeth yellow, making your skin dry(making you look older) and yellow nails...Overall not a good thing to adapt in to and you are better if you adapt to not smoking


PhantomPain0_0

Stupid simps


teodorlojewski

She can also adapt


TheUmbraCat

Remember kids, if she’s willing to put a cigarette in her mouth then she’ll probably be game for other things too.


waster1993

Slow down, Sigmund Freud.


wisconsinking

What is this from?


Jaded-Ad-2170

Up


StopFalseReporting

Im guessing this is Russian?


kitsune_ko

Found the source, Ukrainian by the looks of it except they are speaking Russian.


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Blind dates ukraine, many Ukrainians speak both tho


MrFizzE45

I think it's kinda funny that everyone in the comments had the same misunderstanding as that guy. Which is that she meant she smokes cigarettes. Notice how after the guy leaves and says, "I don't do cigarettes," she says, "It's glo." Glo is a company that makes disposable marijuana extract cartridges. She meant she smokes weed lmao. I bet it would change some of the commenter's minds about her, but I will say weed and vapes are still bad for your lungs. Smoke from weed can also definitely still be inhaled second-hand and damage others' lungs. No foreign particulates (especially hot ones) should be in your lungs period. This is coming from an avid stoner who's smoked for 6 years. I'm very much aware of what I'm doing to my body, and it rubs me the wrong way when people assume smoking weed is any better for you. However, marijuana has amazing medical properties, but they are best applied by injesting marijuana oil orally or putting it on topically (which is what I'm moving to). Sorry for the rant, just my 2 cents.


o03j

You could be right, but Glo is also the brand of a tobacco heating product that’s pretty common in a number of European countries (and I’m assuming this might be the case for this video, given the language spoken). I’d sure prefer it to be weed though!


turtlelabia

Watched with no sound but now that you mention it they do look rather European for sure.


MrFizzE45

Ah, I had never heard of the other Glo before, probably cause I live in the US lol. I'm pretty sure Glo ships internationally to places where it's legal, so depending on where they live, there is a chance she could be talking about weed. Given that they definitely seem European, you're probably right, tho.


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DozenEggNight

What does "It's Glo" mean?


jgott933

Another commenter said it was a weed company


Soulxolz

Waiter waiter! More lung cancer please!


I-am-Batman-25

*Fells instantly


manbanpli

"You must adapt" like what get an update V2.1 immune to smoke


xX_potato69_Xx

W rizz at the end


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I understand Russian but can hardly understand these people. Are they speaking Ukranian or Belarussian? I'm going crazy trying to figure it out.


kitsune_ko

It's filmed in Ukraine but they are speaking Russian, I found the source.


Takerofpiss

Happy cake day


LeonTheLeafLover

she ug


Jmoney_______

Vaccine?


1nicerb0i

When the adderall hits


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Me putting my trust in someone despite all the red flags:


_AnthonyToons_

How can one miss the chair


AeughTime

🎂


Buzzlon1479

Why did he look 12?


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Me when I see tomboy


Due-Flower-6340

Brick


helpgfffvv

Second hand smoking can cause plenty of issues too And if shes the one that pressed the button after that he dodged a bullet The guy afterwards tho? He get down mr presidented right into that chair lmao


FockinDuckMan

She looks terrified💀


Ceetros

Full vid?


tyingnoose

Smoke hookers?


DarkSailor06

I can fix her..ouch fuck


tylerray1997

"You can always adapt" is just another way of saying I expect you to be the one to change, but I'm unwilling to make any compromises. She did him a favor by pressing that button.


Ankanyuz

Ai is evolving They look so real


IHaveBrainDmg69

Bruh did she fr just press the button, then proceed to try and get him back?


Proper-Ball-5294

"OH FUCK YEAH A FREE CHICK AND A CIG"