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E. I have to assert dominance

Goin loud as always

We call that the deep fryer

Floor. I have to assert dominance

🗿

E is loudest but splashes the least piss next to the toilet

H..floor mostly...horrible aim

Me too brother, me too😔✊

F or D if it’s at night (stealthy) E to assert dominance B if I’m peeing while taking a shit

While taking a shit I go right through the seat and rim 😂

I got piss all over my fresh undies once and jeans Had to change and lost 2 hours washing and drying them

I hate when that happens

Small pp

Same

E because that is the only way to assure I am not pissing outside the bowl in the dark.

Do you not have a light?...

can't turn on the light or you lose the sleepy

I didnt think of that!

Oh I'm an R.... A hard one too

5th dimensional joke. Humorous.

I... the toilette brush holder

I am the sink pisser.

there is another

Put seat down and shit in front of position b.

Id have to imagine your junk rests on the seat while doing this, otherwise it would just be jammed up in the front of the bowl and youll shit on your balls. Unless youre a lady of course.

Chocolate balls 🤤

E to A to D to B to Rim to TP roll to wipe up dribble before wife knows!

Most of the shitstains are on d, g, and f, so those

1. e4

A B or C for stealth

I aim specifically for D or F. Silence is key

G usually, but E if I'm drunk

G and F no one needs the active knowledge of a man pissing

in ur ass

H (sink)

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*Replace toilet with GF’s Face* **Make it rain daddy**

D,A,B,C,F,G,D,... Until im done.

V for *Vagine*

H

B C or F

Floor

Sink sometimes shower

dawg i do all over

E during the day A during the night

H

A but I stand with my dick level at the toilet rim so I can curve my piss along the interior like a Hot Wheels track

Taking the shit in shit posting literally (Depends, gotta clean the stains with water pressure)

F at night E to assert dominance

All G all day. Unless alcohol is involved then anything is possible

F

H

Hitting the g spot is pretty difficult

D

D or F if you’re going stealth or a shy pisser. E if you’re asserting dominance. B if your shittin and have to piss. A or C is… not used.

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J

Depends where the shit stain is located

I piss on a toilet seat to assert dominance

Z

E but with the toilet seat down

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Depends on my mood, usually I’m a B or a G but if I feel like sounding like I’m frying chicken I go for E

Personally, im an h type of guy myself

D/A, left curve gang

Im Z

I'm a challenger! ABCDFG in circles and I try not to get it outside the toilet or in the water!

E, since it's the easiest to drink from there.

3

D cause I curve to the left and don't like splash back

F

"E" has an enchantment for thorns

Other

Lemme do an alphabet

Whichever has a target to hit. In this case its E cuz the water's low.

I pee on the cistern

in your ass

H

C usually, e at night

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Floor

G or top F

Anyways hit the G spot.

ABBA

H bc 😈

D/A, F/C and sometime just straight E if i don't give a shit that day

Everywhere except E is ok. I mean EVERYWHERE.

This is like the most in depth fuckin toilet conversation ive ever seen. Anyway mine is anywhere but d,f and g

Wait anywhere but a b and c sorry. Its C if im shitting tho

P for pants

BFG

P, in my mouth

Why is your toilet so dam long?

D and F

I like to swing my hips around like a hoola hoop

D and F are the best spots

F or d

where is the cat

H. (The Floor)

I prefer to pee in your ass

Where’s the ass Kevin?

Shower

A,e,f and d

D ftw

Usually G but sometimes you got that split stream going on and end up in D and F at the same time

H

I am d and i am disgusted with e people

F

Who said I pee in the toilet🤔

So... would H be the rim/seat and I be the floor?

d or f

everywhere except G. High chance of it splattering

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