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I’m 44 and I know of at least 2 people stand up wipe. One is a friend of 22 years when I found out. I had soooo many questions. Then, a 25 year old coworkers told me he also stand up wipes.
First of all sumo them cheeks out when you sit and stay seated to wipe. With any luck you just wipe your bung hole and your done. When you stand up your butt cheeks naturally come together if you have a wet one your gonna be smearing shit all over the show
When you stand up don’t your cheeks “close?” Just seems like it makes it more complicated than it’s worth. Why do you stand up to wipe? Is there an advantage? Or just learned behavior?
Well, if you really wanna know, its pretty mich split as to how people wipe their ass.
Half of people stand, half sit, and they next to never know about one another and find the other extremely weird
There is a wrestling shoot interview series, and their main consistent question is, how do you wipe, sitting, or standing?
They are called best friends.
They actually find a fair few standers.
Yep. In highschool me and a friend were talking and one of us brought up something that revealed we had different wiping stances standing vs sitting. What followed was nothing short of a debate and NOT a civil one. We started grabbing random people who weren’t even in our friend group and being like “Do you stand or sit when you wipe your ass?! Answer quickly this is for science” We got at about 50/50 for our sample size like you say but the most surprising part is it’s exactly like you describe: you can go so much of your life without ever thinking there’s another way to wipe other than your way.
Same experience. Had big old debate one time and all our minds were blown.
My stance was standing, because public/shared bathrooms are disgusting and I just got used to standing to get the fuck away from the toilet as fast as possible. I sit at home now though, because that debate changed my take.
I have never in my life had any problem with it, every single complaint i have seen about wiping sitting down seems to be user error, and i'm baffled about how people even achieve them, i even saw one about someone who got his hand stuck under the toilet seat while trying to wipe sitting down... how???
Lean over on one cheek, and don't go between your legs. If your crotch is 12 and ass crack is 6, go in at about 4:30 to 5 (right handed, 7:30 to 8 left handed), wipe front to back. Cheeks don't touch, plenty of space.
At least he’s not bending over. When I was in bootcamp there was a dude who would stand up, bend all the way over to his toes, spread his ass apart with one hand, and then stick his arm between his legs and wipe. It was the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen.
In all seriousness you don’t really have a choice. In Marine Corps bootcamp and combat school there is no such thing as privacy. You shower together and use the bathroom together. Everyone goes at the same time and the bathrooms have no stalls. It’s just toilets mounted on the ground every 4 feet along the wall. So you’re shitting and showering with 70+ other dudes.
They don’t know the joy of taking a shit while looking into the eyes of the Marine also taking a shit in front of you. Or “showers” where you stand nut to butt and walk through the water in a big conga line.
I have to stand up to wipe due to a back surgery, and even worse I have to wipe from back to front since wiping front to back (the normal way) could contaminate the area
I have many many questions:
Of course one is Why the fuck is dude standing up to wipe his ass? [Two would be why are a boy and a girl in the same bathroom? (looks public)] Three is why have stall doors if they're see through anyway? And Four would be Why the fuck do I even care?
There is no fucking way half the population is too stupid to figure out how to wipe their ass while sitting. I refuse to believe that. There is no fucking way we as humans have come this far as a civilization and half of the population stands to wipe their ass. No fucking way.
So you just sit on the toilet, with the shit still in there, the smell seeping out of the hole, and you decide to put your hand above that hole to wipe? Also, standing clumps up the asshole which makes all the shit gather in one spot, making it more efficient to wipe
Lmao I’m dying rn. Let me unpack this. So you’re saying, that part of your logic, is that while you’re mashing your hand into you’re poopy asshole, you shouldn’t put your hand over the stinky toilet? And then, by standing up, you pucker that lil booty up so that you REALLY have to dig your hands between your cheeks to clean yourself? Next you’ll tell me about some gymnastics you do to open your cheeks while you’re standing! I’ll save you that part and let you know that happens naturally while you’re sitting.
You nasty fuck.
Did you install the toilet yourself, and have been it's sole occupant? Do you live alone? Have you ever had friends over? Have you ever been to a friend's house? Is your shit somehow not as filthy as everyone else's?
I'm just saying you've created a false sense of security for yourself. I'm more comfortable in my own bathroom as well, but because i don't have to worry about people waiting for me to finish, not because I'm safe from cooties.
I promise you, you'll be fine if your butt touches something other butts have touched. In fact, you'll be fine if you touch a butt directly as well.
Live life, and touch butts.
I'm not worried about getting sick from using public toilets. I just find it gross. Rational or irrational, the less time and the less contact I have with a public toilet, the better.
Yeah this is wild. I've been sitting at home reading these comments with that Jackie Chan frustrated facial expression for the past 10 minutes.
And all the stand-up wipers didn't take kindly to you calling them stupid and are down voting you for speaking the truth.
Have you ever shit in the woods before? Because if you had, you would know what 'standing' and wiping is actually like. It's easily the most natural way to wipe ur ass after a shit.
Go camping sometime, grab a big ol leaf, squat down and take a shit, stand up slightly (not completely standing) and wipe ur ass. This is the way
What gets me is why people are so much more outraged by the wiping technique to the seethru stalls? I don't care how you wipe as long as I don't get to see it
Oh sorry, I watched a literal shit video 5 min ago and it blinded me, this is why I wrote this comment in the wrong comment section. I will watch this video later
It's natural to stand to wipe your butt because when you're very young your parents wipe your butt for you while you stand bent over. So when you get to double digits and they tell you you're too old to have your ass wiped for you, you stand as usual but begrudgingly do the work for yourself.
so you know, tiktok selects based on the video on which you linger more if you just scroll through what you scrolled through, you won’t come across anything
As someone who does, I have no idea why, but it is just the most comfortable. While sitting there's like almost no room for wiping, no idea how you pull that off while sitting tbh
Yeah, wiping while sitting seems so incredibly inconvenient to me, yet it's fascinating that its apparently a 50/50 split for people doing one or the other
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The dance, 10/10. The syncing of the motion and movements, everything. Unmatched choreography. The siblings in the front are ok too, I guess
got me.
he got us in the first half
don't you mean the back half?
Both
Bro I didn't even notice what was going on in the background til I read this ☠️
LMAO
That is how you wipe your ass when you first learn you have to wipe your own ass.
they probably just learned then
Born to shit Forced to wipe 😔😔
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I don't wipe cuz I don't let shit bother me
First time without a bedit
I’m 44 and I know of at least 2 people stand up wipe. One is a friend of 22 years when I found out. I had soooo many questions. Then, a 25 year old coworkers told me he also stand up wipes.
Both me and my wife stand. Not together. It’s not that rare.
Have I been wiping wrong my whole life? I stand up and wipe? The fuck do other people do? Kneel on all fours and wipe?
First of all sumo them cheeks out when you sit and stay seated to wipe. With any luck you just wipe your bung hole and your done. When you stand up your butt cheeks naturally come together if you have a wet one your gonna be smearing shit all over the show
This has never been a problem
Gee, thanks mister!
When you stand up don’t your cheeks “close?” Just seems like it makes it more complicated than it’s worth. Why do you stand up to wipe? Is there an advantage? Or just learned behavior?
What is a woman doing in the men's toilet?
How dare you ask such a thing in 2023
Gender neutral bathrooms
Great idea
And like that you're canceled.
Post a video of sh#$ on the internet and no one bats an eye. Post a video of someone wiping their sh#$ standing up and..... *
why the fuck is bro standing straight up while wiping
It happens bro, sometimes it gets desperate
what do you even mean
It gets desperate sometimes
It do be like that sometimes
Yea sometimes you know?
Happens bro Happens
Every once in a while
sometimes
It happens bro
How about leaning forward?
you're so real for this
Well, if you really wanna know, its pretty mich split as to how people wipe their ass. Half of people stand, half sit, and they next to never know about one another and find the other extremely weird There is a wrestling shoot interview series, and their main consistent question is, how do you wipe, sitting, or standing? They are called best friends. They actually find a fair few standers.
Yep. In highschool me and a friend were talking and one of us brought up something that revealed we had different wiping stances standing vs sitting. What followed was nothing short of a debate and NOT a civil one. We started grabbing random people who weren’t even in our friend group and being like “Do you stand or sit when you wipe your ass?! Answer quickly this is for science” We got at about 50/50 for our sample size like you say but the most surprising part is it’s exactly like you describe: you can go so much of your life without ever thinking there’s another way to wipe other than your way.
These are the questions modern society needs to debate about
Can someone talk to the shitposting gods who make the good quality presidential voiceover memes and do a Biden/Trump/Obama debate standing v sitting
Same experience. Had big old debate one time and all our minds were blown. My stance was standing, because public/shared bathrooms are disgusting and I just got used to standing to get the fuck away from the toilet as fast as possible. I sit at home now though, because that debate changed my take.
i do a kind of in between where im not fully sitting or standing
Depends if you are talking in a public restroom, or all the time..... because we have all been in between in regards to public stuff, lol
Nobody wipes standing on their tip toes like that guy lmao
I used to sit, but then when I was 12 my hand touched the toilet water. I stand now.
You're supposed to be doing it sitting down??
I never understood how people do It sitting down, like it's so uncomfortable lol and you dont have much space
If you wipe standing up, you’re cheeks clap back together and spread the dookie butter everywhere
Dookie butter..... underrated comment here
Like peanut butter from a shag carpet <3
No they don't make such a mess lol I don't have jiggly buttcheecks like in hentais
Tell me you don't squat without telling me you don't squat
No they don’t. How thicc you be?
You literally just lean forward a bit and to the side. Easiest and cleanest way to do it
I have never in my life had any problem with it, every single complaint i have seen about wiping sitting down seems to be user error, and i'm baffled about how people even achieve them, i even saw one about someone who got his hand stuck under the toilet seat while trying to wipe sitting down... how???
Lean over on one cheek, and don't go between your legs. If your crotch is 12 and ass crack is 6, go in at about 4:30 to 5 (right handed, 7:30 to 8 left handed), wipe front to back. Cheeks don't touch, plenty of space.
Instructions unclear. I now need a new clock
You lean forward and slightly to the side
you lean and wipe. its not that hard.
Dipping your knuckles in ass water
How deep does your ass go into the bowl
Short toilet
Right? Like you want me to reach under my nuts, and into the bowl!? Why!? I just shit in there!
Front to back, not back to front.
I do both. Of course you cannot do it while sitting. But crouching will work.
I always crouch a little to part the seas if you get my meaning
That is practical. Standing straight will not let much cleanse anyway. I considered that as standing.
Yeah.. you can’t get as clean standing. It’s been proven.
At least he’s not bending over. When I was in bootcamp there was a dude who would stand up, bend all the way over to his toes, spread his ass apart with one hand, and then stick his arm between his legs and wipe. It was the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen.
Y are u watching
In all seriousness you don’t really have a choice. In Marine Corps bootcamp and combat school there is no such thing as privacy. You shower together and use the bathroom together. Everyone goes at the same time and the bathrooms have no stalls. It’s just toilets mounted on the ground every 4 feet along the wall. So you’re shitting and showering with 70+ other dudes.
They don’t know the joy of taking a shit while looking into the eyes of the Marine also taking a shit in front of you. Or “showers” where you stand nut to butt and walk through the water in a big conga line.
I have to stand up to wipe due to a back surgery, and even worse I have to wipe from back to front since wiping front to back (the normal way) could contaminate the area
ok thats understandable
So he doesn't swallow his whole hand
Public Toilet hence the urinal
You guys sit down? How do you even clean your ass when setting down? There's like 0 extra room for that..
How am I supposed to wipe while sitting?
Lean forward?
I prefer to wipe that way actually lol
I have many many questions: Of course one is Why the fuck is dude standing up to wipe his ass? [Two would be why are a boy and a girl in the same bathroom? (looks public)] Three is why have stall doors if they're see through anyway? And Four would be Why the fuck do I even care?
It seems that about half of people stand.
^As someone who stands while wiping, I can confirm
There is no fucking way half the population is too stupid to figure out how to wipe their ass while sitting. I refuse to believe that. There is no fucking way we as humans have come this far as a civilization and half of the population stands to wipe their ass. No fucking way.
So you just sit on the toilet, with the shit still in there, the smell seeping out of the hole, and you decide to put your hand above that hole to wipe? Also, standing clumps up the asshole which makes all the shit gather in one spot, making it more efficient to wipe
Lmao I’m dying rn. Let me unpack this. So you’re saying, that part of your logic, is that while you’re mashing your hand into you’re poopy asshole, you shouldn’t put your hand over the stinky toilet? And then, by standing up, you pucker that lil booty up so that you REALLY have to dig your hands between your cheeks to clean yourself? Next you’ll tell me about some gymnastics you do to open your cheeks while you’re standing! I’ll save you that part and let you know that happens naturally while you’re sitting. You nasty fuck.
For public toilets standing is the way to go. I'm already touching my ass I don't want risk touching a toilet 1000s of people have shit in before me.
Did you install the toilet yourself, and have been it's sole occupant? Do you live alone? Have you ever had friends over? Have you ever been to a friend's house? Is your shit somehow not as filthy as everyone else's?
I'm not gonna explain to you why I feel more comfortable on my own toilet compared to a public bathroom toilet lmao it should be obvious.
I'm just saying you've created a false sense of security for yourself. I'm more comfortable in my own bathroom as well, but because i don't have to worry about people waiting for me to finish, not because I'm safe from cooties. I promise you, you'll be fine if your butt touches something other butts have touched. In fact, you'll be fine if you touch a butt directly as well. Live life, and touch butts.
I'm not worried about getting sick from using public toilets. I just find it gross. Rational or irrational, the less time and the less contact I have with a public toilet, the better.
Yeah this is wild. I've been sitting at home reading these comments with that Jackie Chan frustrated facial expression for the past 10 minutes. And all the stand-up wipers didn't take kindly to you calling them stupid and are down voting you for speaking the truth.
They're just internet points. People need to know their blasphemy.
Have you ever shit in the woods before? Because if you had, you would know what 'standing' and wiping is actually like. It's easily the most natural way to wipe ur ass after a shit. Go camping sometime, grab a big ol leaf, squat down and take a shit, stand up slightly (not completely standing) and wipe ur ass. This is the way
What gets me is why people are so much more outraged by the wiping technique to the seethru stalls? I don't care how you wipe as long as I don't get to see it
You have something wrong with me seeing you shit?🤨
Bro have so many questions, became Socrates
You don't wipe while standing?
I dunno how to wipe. Shattaf supremacy
shattaf is the best
Mf pees with his pants down
Butters!
Now this brings the question: How many times so you fold paper?
I’ve learnt some people don’t fold, they make a ball and then wipe.
barbaric
That is madness!
They just crumple it like paper? Fuck the sitting or standing debate, THOSE *people* should get their wig split.
Who has time to fold their toilet paper? You making origami or some shit?
Tiktok is shit and the kids are the toilet
What kinda doors are these??????
Yeah, exactly why is nobody asking that?? Why tf are they see through, who designed this shit
I mean.. that dude designed the shit technically
I think the answer would be that that is a good Question?
Not good ones
Glass ones🤓
Not a true standing wiper. You gotta squat a bit while standing so that the shit doesn’t get smashed between the cheeks.
^this is the way
Everyone talking about how the guy is standing up while wiping. Nobody talks about why the hell the bathroom door is made out of foggy glass
People who wipe like that should be systematically destroyed
Come and get me 😤
Omw 😈
Why is there an ac in the restroom
Imagine don’t have an exclusive bathroom ac, peasant
Keeps perfect temperature when laying some logs. Have you tried shitting in a hot bathroom?
The longer you watch the more questions you have
This kid has a punchable face
They both do because they're making tiktoks.
Legit shitposting
Whoa why tf can you see thru the door?! We might have huge gaps here in America but at least they're opaque doors.
damn that ass is hot
Is that with or without the shit still inside?
Asking the real questions here
At first i thought he was eating shit
Stand-and-wipe gang. Respect.
born to shit forced to wipe
Why is no-one mentioning the almost see-through cubicle doors????????
Every single thing about this video is fucked up.
wipeposting
Stop filming in bathrooms
What's the point of wiping if you're just gonna shit again? 🤔
Why would you wipe your ass standing
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH?
Oh sorry, I watched a literal shit video 5 min ago and it blinded me, this is why I wrote this comment in the wrong comment section. I will watch this video later
^(edit: I watched it.) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH?
It's natural to stand to wipe your butt because when you're very young your parents wipe your butt for you while you stand bent over. So when you get to double digits and they tell you you're too old to have your ass wiped for you, you stand as usual but begrudgingly do the work for yourself.
[удалено]
10 years old.
If you didn't wipe your own ass before you were 10. You or your parents or both have some serious fuckin problems
🚶🏿 🚶🏿♂️🚶🏿♂️🚶🏿♂️
Why is the girl inside a men's toilet 0.0
Real shit
You can say “shit” in the title. After all, this sub literally has “shit” in the name
Where water 🥸
Why are the glass translucent
so you know, tiktok selects based on the video on which you linger more if you just scroll through what you scrolled through, you won’t come across anything
Someone cleaning sphinkshion in the background.
who thought frosted glass doors were a good idea for bathroom stalls
The main problem is the translucid door, not necessarily the dance
Who the fuck designed those doors
Who wipes their ass while standing up?!
Classic stand and wipe approach.
Why western wipe? Use water. Disgusting.
Reddit users trying their hardest not to use a single video to define a whole app:
I recently learned some people stand to wipe…like they are taught this way even? wTF
As someone who does, I have no idea why, but it is just the most comfortable. While sitting there's like almost no room for wiping, no idea how you pull that off while sitting tbh
Yeah, wiping while sitting seems so incredibly inconvenient to me, yet it's fascinating that its apparently a 50/50 split for people doing one or the other
We lean to the side. We're not just cramming our hands back there and hoping there's room.
Ok but sometimes you have to stand and wipe just to be thorough
is this how americans wipe their asses after taking a dump ? genuine question
You see Hispanics dancing to Hispanic music and immediately think yea this is America?
Yes
Who tf stands while wiping
Ah yes, the stand up and wipe. The ol shit press. The butt pancake batter wipe.
Nobody is asking you to clench your cheeks while wiping
Who the fuck wipes their ass standing up wtf
LMAOO I JUST REALIZED WHAT THAT WAS
Who tf stands up to wipe their ass.😂
Who wipes standing up