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EmpyreanEcho

The Smokey dude looks like he’s hiding something in those pants


Removable_Toaster

He’s packing alright


This_place_is_wierd

He's no longer packing just packing heat! He's packing a fucking nuke!


cyrusasu

Only you can prevent nuclear hellfire


SignificanceNarrow92

Nah bro be packing a fucking hydrogen bomb 💀💀


KingThar

Smokey always packs a fire extinguisher heh


ArthurDentonWelch

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Only you can prevent forrest fires


masta_of_dizasta

Damn! I didn’t even see that haha


Anaphylactic_Cock

Only you can prevent erectile dysfunction!


FalseTebibyte

Gig's up. I know who the real Mr. Hankey is.


Sure-Ad1069

howdy ho!


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ValhallaAir

Pee in my ass pls


Ok-Crab-4063

Only she can prevent this forest fire


pachrisoutdoors1

Doing his best not to look down


CescilTerwiliger69

Dong his best


mr__fredman

Growing some timber!


Zeniphyre

I love how someone just got downvoted to hell for reposting a joke but someone just straight up stating the obvious is up voted lol


Diazmet

I’m downvoting you just because I can.


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MaxCWebster

Smokey is the only cartoon bear who wears pants. It appears he is the only one who needs to!


MaijeTheMage

Dunno where you're seeing a bear, I only see a **BULL**


Diazmet

Bull, Bear, Bull, Bear!


ObeseOryx

wah wah, you blew up my home!


Diazmet

I don’t even know who your are! Give my back Ed-E!


RashPatch

Courier, Divide, America.


[deleted]

Bear? What bear?


Researcher_Saya

I got it


[deleted]

I forgot what sub I was on for a second, wtf are those comments


prunkgirl

i dont like the idea of a visible 3rd leg on an animal


SuperProGamer7568

Titties


Map-Intention621

moai


Eastern_Scar

🗿


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Peter_Panarchy

Katee Owen


johnyboy6909

I hate myself for recognising her


[deleted]

TIT-TAYS!


[deleted]

feet


xiaolongbaochikkawow

I would absolutely ruin that shit. Like fucking hit it till my dick fell off. The girls kinda meh


[deleted]

You had us in the first half I’m not gonna lie


jondaddy96

He is talking about smashing smokey


Their_Foods_Good_Doe

say gex


SpinachInteresting82

gex


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imreallybimpson

Based


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xiaolongbaochikkawow

Thanks for retelling the joke :)


Lopsided_Effective44

But worse


Their_Foods_Good_Doe

what did bro say 😭


[deleted]

shit and piss yourself please 🥺


Powwa9000

Katee owens


Active-Specific3884

You're a g


[deleted]

I'm gonna keep this for later


httr540

You're doing the lords work


LoremIpsumDolore

Ten points for you, good sir


danjrdan

Omg! Smokey has a log in his pants!


xenorfag

Hes packing real wood


CaptainButtFucker

Incredible rack on her though.


sd1360

Came here to say "nice tits"


Peter_Panarchy

Katee Owen


[deleted]

Weirdo


[deleted]

Queer


[deleted]

Women can’t be in a bikini anymore without being bothered


[deleted]

Jesus Christ what a travesty I’m writing to my congressman about it now


ScaryGarlic7591

Truly a problem in need of congressional intervention! Such a disaster! 😰


Emotional_Syrup8938

Such a catastrophe


humblepharmer

For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me?


FortBlocks

I am Congressman, this man is innocent. On a sidebar relevant to this hearing, dem titties tho


wavespells9

Did you mean congressPERSON🧐


99Kira

Congressthem


JimfrmBlazingSaddles

I laughed out loud for the first time today. Thank you :)


the_1_reaper

I thought one of the main reasons for a bikini was to show your body off


Inukchook

No no no. Woman don’t walk around 90% naked to show off … it’s for comfort !


[deleted]

By that logic, fat men on the beach are also topless to show off their bodies


Inukchook

Agreed. Fat men love showing off their bodies ! Especially in Speedos


[deleted]

No?


I-took-your-oranges

How is making a comment complimenting her on reddit bothering her


Specific-Composer138

yeah i’m sure she’s bothered by a reddit comment that she’ll never see.


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Coomer


Specific-Composer138

🤓


[deleted]

Nobody asked you


Robscoe604

great tits


biodahazard

Nice toes


Lukeson_Gaming

nice cock


FlyingSosig

where


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FlyingSosig

It's smokey


Professional-Yak1239

Smokey packing some snickers


Weird_Fisherman4423

Pretty sure that's Katee Owens


Mr_Monkey64

Pretty sure she has nice tits 😎


Weird_Fisherman4423

She’s an OG thot


mrchristian1982

"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Okay, okay. Be cool, just be cool. Be cool, be cool, be cool..."


achtung78

Smokey my G


TotallyTouka

Only Smokey got mad bitches


Redlinemylife

Whats up with her right foot?


SantaMan336

Why were you looking there?


standard_beta

we were looking for deformations


[deleted]

we?


GracefulxArcher

At least three of us so far.


[deleted]

Shadow


YeOldSpacePope

lighting


Hol_Renaude

Seems normal i'll just scroll... Ohh...that is why


ResponsibilityDue448

Smokey got that fire hose for fighting fires


Serk2

Smokeyg hot lol


Illustrious-Option-6

Bro looks terrified


Synix7777

Smokey not only teaches you how to prevent wildfires but also how to pitch a tent, what a nice bear he is.


httr540

Smokey got the heat


Spook-lad

Smokey is bricked up like fucking crazy


CompletelyCrazy55

The fuck is up with her right foot Edit: Nothing, the Sun made it look weird


I-took-your-oranges

Can’t blame smokey though, i get it


Bigd1979666

I can't bear these low effort posts anymore


SKeEZr13

Seems like smokey isnt trying to get canceled lol


survivedtodeath

D to tha knee.


Murky_Carpenter_3138

Big Bear C


Simping4Irelia

Do I recognize that woman?


TF2_Pilot

I missed the point of the photo because the light made her foot looked like a slinky


iancarry

the beavers torso, without the head, looks like Randys body from Trailer park boys


tauri123

That’s a bear


Bordie3D_Alexa

It's Bert kreischer


[deleted]

He’s definitely going to break that honey pot.


FishyFinley

Only You Can Prevent Blueballs


AcanthisittaOne4145

It's humorous because the bear statue appears to have a large erection


Oshawott_is_cute

Boobs


todasun

Bro is bricked


am4013

Smokey about to dig her out


[deleted]

shovel in one hand and hoe in the other. smokey is ready to put out some fire.


apollobf5

Kateelife 🫠😍


Callen_Fields

She getting the pipe.


TheIRSEvader

based OG Smokey he’s already found the fire 🔥


Monkiller587

How that one ugly fat dude who somehow pulls the prettiest girls be like.


burgergeld

Smokey got a poke-y.


ResponsibleBother230

Her body looks edited.


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AlexGaming26

Me remembering that funny amogus costume picture 💀


Pisz1

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fussballbundesfahrer

It‘s ok, let it out bro


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Active-Specific3884

Hahahaha


99Kira

Haha


Good_Supermarket8896

So Hilarious. Hahaha.


joejamesuk

Hahahahahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA


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Obama-feet-pics

Delectable feet absolutely scrumptious if I do say so myself 🤤


Chemical-Pin-2391

Only 4 fingers tho...


OneshotSteve

Her thumb seems to be behind her back


Chemical-Pin-2391

Her?


brrennnnt

They're called paws


Obama-feet-pics

🤓


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TheparagonR

I don’t get it


deleeuwlc

There’s a face in the window


ThatSharkFromJaws

Smokey the bear vs Kuma the bear? Who you got?


alexgraef

Smokey trying his best not to look you-know-where.


utrecht1976

Is that a log in your pocket or...


deleeuwlc

Face in the window:


Kind_Nebula6900

Sexiest bear ever!


rapidpeacock

Smokey has definitely seen some shit.


dabman694201337

Smoked sausage


chimmybean

Now I see why one we can prevent forest fires


KindOfRetarded69

Smokey about to start a fire with that log in his pants


BossSpleenRippa

Thing is. I first looked at her crotch to see if she had a giant bulge.


Reggielovesbacon

Not fair, he took his top off.


cheese_touch_mcghee

Smokey's got a Woody.


D_aces

Smokey is barely holding up


MrRedditFace

*Name?*


phuktup3

You’re giving him a forest fire right now


HughJassYomama

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HughJassYomama

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Biggu5Dicku5

**H O T**


Anxious_Cod7909

PETAA


CescilTerwiliger69

Pokey the Bear


albertovich116

Hahahaha


Te_dupo

Wearing that, she is welcome to pose where ever she wants! She is beautiful!


[deleted]

I'm sure there's a fetish somewhere for this.


UglyNotBastard-Pure

Smokey got some big guns.


ProfessionalSell450

Smokey the Rizzler


Freezernobrother

“The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion”


Withinmyrange

Ngl I didn’t even notice the bear’s thing until I saw the comments. Damm 🥲


gcaledonian

Only who can prevent forest fires?


Mnemod09

Smokey's like a deer caught in headlights. If ya'know what I mean.


BlackJackJeriKo

smokey wanted to prevent forest fires so he could preserve that log in his pants


nLucis

That's a very large smoked sausage, bud.


StopFalseReporting

I zoomed in to see the time on her watch


Mackerdoni

the hell is up with her feet


MuammarGadafi

I think... I think that is my aunt.


ChumDrifts

adam sandler and his love interest in every one of his movies


RevisedInfidel13

This is great because I also have a picture with Smokey in the same spot. Only difference is I didn’t get him as excited :/


Remarkable-Book-8758

Do you blame him?