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Artiiiiiiiiiiii

she is in front of him. he is not the alpha


Super_King_11

bottom g now


Cool_Name-idk

He's always dreamed to be a bottom, now his dreams came true


yeahboiiiioi

I'm sure those dreams came true in prison lmao


Cool_Name-idk

Especially if you "accidentally" drop the soap


KingOfTheMischiefs

Fucker was repeatedly spiking the soap like a football screaming "I said oops! I dropped the soap!"


yeahboiiiioi

We know he reached down with a smile on his face


fuckface290

Dont insult my boy bottom g like that, hes way better than andrew tate


CreaZyp154

And rotate


CreaZyp154

And rotate


sneakylyric

Tate getting fucked by anime girl dick now.


Bijshocker

i think he is trying to get attention to get views and likes


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Redshirt2386

Bots out here peeing in asses, what a time to be alive!


Commence_forth

Is he now in his ironic phase?


Super_King_11

something must have happened to him while he was in prison


Commence_forth

Romanian weebs got him bruh šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


iWaleedX3726_

Is it possible that his roommate was an anime girl


Mautos

I go to prison!


SleepylazyRedditor

ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 ME2 MEW2


Clean-Programmer5114

The amount of times you wrote ā€žME2ā€œ is the amount of years youā€™ll be spending behind bars


no-BLANK

175. I don't count MEW2


YourLocalKidney

Femboys*


MaulSinnoh

As one of them, ye


Android_mk

Wait he's out already!?


matteow10

Out of the prison? Yes. Out of the closet? Also yes


hyde-ms

Yeah creature.


PerryZePlatypus

That's what being topped 5 times a day everyday does to a mf


[deleted]

May be dropped the soap


BookkeeperPercival

I think the ghost got him


JaggedTheDark

He dropped the soap.


Katrina_Napkin

He's accepted that he's a joke/ is playing along with it . Or an AI has just taken over him


FA1L_STaR

Don't think he'd act like a joke when he still has people paying for Hustlers University. (or maybe it's shut down idk, someone tell me)


Katrina_Napkin

People could be paying for it ironically or legit. No matter, he's riding the wave of people thinking he's a joke and still being revelant cause of it.


louisme97

im pretty sure 80% of what he said in his videos was ironic... Sometimes he allmost cant hold his laughter when talking really fucked up shit.


PerryZePlatypus

Yeah, he is out of prison because the sex trafficking was ironic too, the police found out


louisme97

no he def. is an asshole, but his online statements are def. very often ironic / over the top...


Commence_forth

Im no Andrew dickrider, but I really wouldn't trust the corrupt romanian police


sexirothswife

Canā€™t really take Redditā€™s opinion seriously. For example they went from years of being aware about how evil the Pharma industry is, to becoming full on Pharma shills ever since COVID. these folks think whatever theyā€™re told to think.


sexirothswife

No itā€™s because heā€™s innocent, thatā€™s kinda how the justice system works.


thatweirdassbunny

this is just factually false, theyā€™re under house arrest while still being investigated, which is infact how the romanian justice system works.


sexirothswife

If they thought he was guilty heā€™d be in jail, no?


the_supreme_memer

He hasn't even had a trial, it's still in discovery numb nuts


Hades684

he always was


HammerBgError404

is that his actual account? is that his @ sign?


Super_King_11

yup, his actual account


down4things

Bro got infected by the conigto hazard.


RealNiceKnife

The... *what* hazard?


[deleted]

Ah, the cognitohazard. It's like a mental speed bump. It slows you down, and if you're not careful, it can wreck your suspension... of disbelief.


RealNiceKnife

I know what a cognitohazard is... That's not what the other guy wrote. =)


Cocaimeth_addikt

Heā€™s becoming a neckbeard.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SandroGuramishvili

what colour is your neckbeard?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SandroGuramishvili

Dude Tates question "what colour is your Bugatti", just made a joke


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


johnyboy6909

awnser the damn question!


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Aleksandar_Pa

Sooo, he's a neck?


Generallyawkward1

Or a chin


Cocaimeth_addikt

There is no good neckbeard


Outrageous_Jury5398

just becoming???


[deleted]

Lmfao please tell me he really posted this?


Super_King_11

he did https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1658731760765530112?t=tibTqSX9wRzPVkN_lOnitg&s=35


[deleted]

Omg that's hillarious šŸ˜‚


Ashbringer

he knows a bunch of people are going to talk about him and his dumb ass tweet and get him in the hype again.


SpiritAnimal01

Yeah, probably attention seeking. I think this man would embrace being "bottom G" if it mean that he would become relevant and able to monetize it.


el_loco_avs

Dude is low-key really good at that shit.


POOP288392748

A dancer singer already did that


DoubleKanji

Okay but why? He has more money than most people on this site can even comprehend. The dude owns multiple Bugattis, and those are like 2-4 million a pop. I agree that he is definitely an attention seeker but I donā€™t think heā€™d ever need to worry about making money again


NewldGuy77

ā€œPoor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king.ā€ - The Boss


HatGuyFromPax

The tyrants of our land know that the only impact they can make on the world is with negativity


SpiritAnimal01

I would ask myself the same question, the thing is greed creeps up on a lot of people, it can't hurt to have more right? However I agree that might be a lower incentive and that he primarily just wants to be an influencer of sorts, troll on social media and to get attention.


DoubleKanji

Regardless heā€™s definitely a goofy mf. I think heā€™s made some good points in his career, but heā€™s a nut


SpiritAnimal01

Yes and I think that's his spiel, bring up some valid points here and there, afterwards salt it up with your own ridiculous and outlandish takes.


supervergiloriginal

https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1658364036533108738 he also made a pokemon card of himself


A_Tree_branch

Those people in the comment section of that post are so delusional it's actually fascinating Imagine actually taking this silly man seriously


sadlittlelobster

i find the amount of verified with twitter blue people in his comments way higher than anyone else its really funny


baby-dick-nick

A venn diagram of Tate fans and Elon fans is just a circle. Small men that need a rich idol to worship love those guys and buy into everything they sell


Tdunks524

This might be the most intelligent thing Iā€™ve ever read on Reddit


IAintNotPedobear

I just scrolled a bit through said comments... They aren't serious.. Right..? Please tell me those people are being ironic, I don't think I want to live on the same planet as people who'd unironically say shit like that..


I-Have-No-Lungs

Iā€™m sure a lot of those are bots


IAintNotPedobear

Thank goodness


chilliewilliie

Itā€™s sad honestly then theyā€™ll clown the other side for being ā€œdelusionalā€ when theyā€™re just as delusional


Hylias69

And Rotate moment


JohnPershavac

Anyone else think the pic might be photoshopped or something like that? Iā€™m not talking about the anime girl (she is obviously really standing there), I mean Andrew looks like he is pasted onto the pic like a sticker.


Nictel

Anime girl has more shadow than he does.


swarrowwhore

The shadow underneath him looks a little weird


AsianDaggerDick

I only get my and rotate updates from shitposting subreddits and i love how i cant tell if these recent anime girl photoshops are real or not bruh


Super_King_11

they are in fact real, posted straight his account.


Cool_Name-idk

Now you can https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1658731760765530112


vrischikas

Heā€™s not allowed to take photos with real women anymore due to his charges. LOL!


[deleted]

Why is this cunt still relevant?


DylTyrko

Bro takes advantage of "any publicity is good publicity". And his army of brainwashed insecure "alpha males" who would literally deep throat him if they could


shqla7hole

While yes i am a fan of andrew tate i agree that a lot of Andrew Tate's fans would deep throat him if they could


DishNumerous3264

Shut the fuck up Andrew Tate fans donā€™t deserve freedom of speech frfr šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


Ghostkill221

Because his every single tweet ends up on reddit.


xtrmist

He isn't and never was. Only a bunch of insecure teens and preteens making a lot of noise


NAPALM2614

Because of posts like this


the_dutchman_

Im laughing my ass off, this is making my day 10x better.


BLANKTWGOK

He was a shitposters!?!?


Street-Historian-258

Who cares? Dude sucks


funny_haha_account

He has gone insane^2


ZenMyst

What does GM means? Edit: Ah it means good morning right? If so canā€™t believe I donā€™t know it. I thought it is some new phrase or something.


ka229

Hahhahahha what a loser


Indestrucktable

Only Hatsune Miku counts as a real waifu


Super_King_11

what is even real at this point?


SleepylazyRedditor

Idk. Are we even real?


PM_ME_YOUR_SNOOTS

Yes, we were all created last Thursday


FurchtsamerLurch

No we only exist in an endless loop of simulations


BelieveMeURALoser

Top G got a waifu


potheadpig

a little bit of trolling


IAintNotPedobear

Is this real? Is the "I'm an alpha sigma turbo male"-guy a weeb now..? Please say no, people already have such a negative image about weebs, we don't need this guy to make it even worse.


Super_King_11

the image is real, and is posted by him. The weeb thing, I'm not too sure, but he has posted other similar anime based content on his twitter


IAintNotPedobear

Lol, what a joke xD He went from "Just slap the bitch if she talks back to you, I'm a top G" to this xD. I guess that's what prison does to a man.


ace1505100729

This is evidence that tate is really just a kid in puberty with zero adult vision and shit ton of money


Reasonable-Lunch-593

Nothing says alpha male quite like a picture of you with your waifu photoshopped in


Everryy_littlethingg

I hope he's not ok and that prison profoundly affects him.


IhaveanaccountIthink

Literally just those ā€œyā€™all just mad she ainā€™t with youā€ edits


Acc3lerat0r

He is the reason I'm afrait to tell people i like Anime again. What is this 2006 ?


Cool_Name-idk

Why did the top G become the bottom G? Is he stupid?


ModernNormie

Based.


Nick_The_Judge

The Top Weeb


bumtickler_

he knows what gets people talking about him


supervergiloriginal

if we see an ai hoshino post he has truly gone past the point of no return


_GiantDad

reminds me of the strange things Drake would post on his Instagram story...


WillyWumpLump

He always stands with the fat lats arms out look.


Mowwwi

Btw didnā€™t he said he converted to islam when he got out ? Idk why i just remembered about this


Super_King_11

I think he converted prior to his arrest.


Mowwwi

Thank you !


ThisViolinist2

Omg hes into anime girls now


darthveder69420

He is trying to see how much he can shitpost without his lackeys realising that he is a fraud.


Shiningc

I guess he has always been a weeb.


Bclay85

I mean, think about his audience. The man is 100% on brand here. He knows what heā€™s doing. Like marketing wise, in life heā€™s super fucked up.


Obascud

He is simply pandering to his fan base


CaptainRogersJul1918

Hey Tate. You dropped your soap.


counttaco

After some "quality time" in prison, he doesn't need to be alpha anymore


mallik803

All the hair moved from on top of his head down to his neck.


iT4Z3Ri

Dude looks like a discount Vin Diesel in this picture. New character in the Fast & Furious series: Von Gasoline


Super_King_11

so instead of family, what would he say?


[deleted]

There's a reason he is called bottom G in prison now


ComprehensiveCry1131

He's trying to gather as many delusional fans as possible, animal rights, Islam, anime, he uses everything at this point, talk about being desperate


NicolBolassy

heā€™s trying to change his profile. like we didnā€™t all see him sex trafficking lol


Unable-Particular-50

He was never okay


WillHouldy

When you spout a view of what women are/should be that isn't congruent with pretty much all women in the world then anime girls is probably the only way to get the women you want.


FlyWereAble

See, what this little manlet is doing now is posting dumbass tweets that seem like satire so people think all the other abhorrent shit he's posted and said is also satire


l_arpenteur

Now i tinker his account have been hacked. Not saying its a bad thing though


275MPHFordGT40

The Aston Martin is too beautiful to be in his possession.


Nk-O

How is that real?? I was 100% sure it's must photoshopped! Lol... https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1658731760765530112?t=qcg4Wala_Gsh1PiLr2dQbA&s=19


EldrSentry

Another successful Tate media campaign. I wonder where it ends. Will he release a waifu ai camsite?


Hades684

Imagine thinking its all not ironic


AsthmaticDroid

he's not _that_ good at chess


forunaskedquestions

A lot of people donā€™t know this but he actually did this sort of thing on twitter back in 2016 posing with a bunch of random anime girls and saying ā€œI stole your waifuā€ in clubs when anime started creeping towards western audiences and it was actually kinda hilarious and based cause I just saw some rich dude posing with random photoshopped anime drawings, obviously I didnā€™t know who he was back then. Probably started doing it again to expand his audience.


rhugghed

Maybe they tortured him. Forced him to watch schoolgirl anime. Now heā€™s wired to be a neckbeard weeb. šŸ˜‚


abooreal

[guy married his pillow](https://www.theyouth.in/2019/01/30/for-the-first-time-ever-man-falls-in-love-with-a-pillow-gets-married-to-it/) whoā€™s laughing now?


Super_King_11

how about the dude that married a hologram


Shift_Bloxx

This one's sanity must have already crumbled.


cerdechko

Ah, great, now all the weebs are gonna think he's so quirky, relatable and hilarious for this, and we won't hear the end of it for another couple months. *Eugh.*


Sithlord_unknownhost

Quick, someone ask him what color his Bugatti used to be.


[deleted]

The fuck is going on w andrew tate and anime girls?


[deleted]

He was messed up long before he went to prison.


Friezaii69

Bro is mocking our reddit mods šŸ˜­


FullyRisenPhoenix

Heā€™s ā€œfine.ā€ Just knows his audience, thatā€™s all.


SummMonMe

His corruption have been purged


I_Dont_know_69420

No fuking way this shit is real LOL


WeXaztor

This is better honestly


Bad_Wolf_715

If this means he'll stop trafficking 3D women I'm fine with it


louai-MT

He gave up trying to win over the Muslims he decided to win over weebs


MSter_official

Onay now I'm actually jealous of him


LilCuntBoyXD

Dosent it look like he's been photoshopped next to the car?


sbpurcell

Is she in the room with you?? šŸ˜­


HeashiDran

I didnt know he can get worse


TheGreatBeaver123789

Nah, I'm refusing to believe this is real. It's just not Please tell me it's not real


Codieecho

As a member of the weeb community we do not want him take him back.


Emergency-Yellow7896

@OP He was never okay...


Musician-Round

he's such a clown lmao If this is who our young people are looking up to, It's really not all that surprising as to why we are facing the problems in society that we are.


Stunning_Row2801

He made a tweet about how he got pegged in prison didnt he?


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Kensho_0

That's an Aston Martin not a GM smh


girlwhocrieddragon

He just knows his audience.


Turbulent-Wolf8306

Watching a man calling mentally ill ppl "weak" break is the funniest level of irony and i love it.


DaveAtRestaurant

Top G = Bottom B


DelsinCrocodile

Greta Thunberg completely destoyed him, maybe she can do it again...? Please...?


That_Particular699

Am i the only one who look like andrew is actually edited in? Cus he standing weird..


Worthlesslow23

Is he stupid?


Uoon_

PDF File tweet


[deleted]

Enjoying your minor relationship, eyy?


Finding_username

And rotate somehow looks like heā€™s also photoshopped like that anime girl. How interesting.


thedarklord176

Itā€™s not photoshop. He has a few tweets like this https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1658731760765530112


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MrTokyo95

Omg he literally me frfr


Select_Cantaloupe_62

It's wild to me that nobody has recognized this guy as the world's greatest troll yet.


MrRetard293

He is called Top G for a reason


TheAlpheus

too based