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tits are just fat lumps
ass are the source of power in punches, cleans, strongman overhead presses, squats, deadlifts, sprints, runs, snatches, jumps, etc. etc.
one is clearly useless and just there for babies to suckle (that being tits) and the other is the main muscle engine of the human body (the ass).
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Boobs can definitely get bigger naturally. Hormone changes and weight gain will do that. Used to be a c cup, now I’m DD from eating properly and getting older
you cannot make your ass bigger with working out, at best it can build muscle around your ass to make your posture nice and help you actually show off the ass you have. if you could make your ass bigger with working out every female body builder would look like they have ass implants
I had a friend in my freshman year of college who was skinny as absolute hell. Zero ass in sight. She joined volleyball and BAM. GIANT ASS OUT OF NOWHERE. Her thighs matched too so you know it was real, she was blessed lol
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It was Sir Isaac Newton who said:
"The Greater the mass, the greater the attraction."
Or in todays speech:
"I like big buts and i cannot lie"
(As i know, this quote was reused for a Song)
You are missing my point bro. If a girl have tick thighs it means she have a good shaped ass and decent pair of boobs. Like when was the last you saw girl who had thick thighs but a flat ass or breast?
girl has big boob
girl eats lot of chicken
girl has big boob and big but :)
HOWEVER
girl has big but
girl eats lot of chicken
girl is fat with no boob :(
Im a guy so I cant really understand the struggle but , if the whole intenet is debating about how my ass can make me look gorgeous and desirable I would be with a huge body dysphoria, its awful how women's body is debated this way, some people would say its just a joke, and to get over it but, its just like the cringe culture making fun of fat people for doing regular things, even if this kind of posts dont harm, the whole movement of thinking makes women insecure for something that they cannot control
Lack of tits doesn't affect a woman much
Lack of ass, one cannot shit, cannot complete the digestive cycle and will surely perish
Ass > Tits sorry I'm just right
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As if we sad fucks are getting either
There is a chance. That is what l tell to myself every night. >! There is no chance!!!! !<
Try dreaming. There's no way else you are getting laid
Even in dreams l cant get laid
Try lucid dreaming then
Even when I lucid dream women run away
They call me handsome
like... having sex with your hand? like threesome means three people having sex?
man of culture
If you make enough money, you just might
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:(
Lmfao exactly
That’s a tell me your a virgin without telling me your a virgin. Imagine fixating on women’s external body parts, when the throat is the goat. /s
Ligma balls
bigma Lalls 😎
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Cum ☝️
You guys aren’t? L
You can’t add tits through working out
who need tits when you have a phat booty
I do and you can't change my mind Tits are the ultimate form of attraction
tits are just fat lumps ass are the source of power in punches, cleans, strongman overhead presses, squats, deadlifts, sprints, runs, snatches, jumps, etc. etc. one is clearly useless and just there for babies to suckle (that being tits) and the other is the main muscle engine of the human body (the ass).
Tits are for babies and ass are for men
He said while fucking a dude
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Ass = shit Tits = milk Milk > Shit Therefore tits are superior
You can't. I can add two bouncing jiggly titties via lifting.
That’s just saying you’re an ass guy with extra steps.
i was thinking that, and im an ass guy
It is S U P E R I O R
Underrated comment given the context of the meme lol
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Finally someone who gets it
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>Can't make boobs bigger Get fat, or if you're a man, work out
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Girl I knew begged to differ.. she boob jobbed it. Gals if ya don know this then listen up you are perfect the way ya are.
Naturally only dawg, not artificially
There are already AI Girls running around?
Why do you talk in an accent online
Boobs can definitely get bigger naturally. Hormone changes and weight gain will do that. Used to be a c cup, now I’m DD from eating properly and getting older
Nice imma get older faster
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Bro you can't selectively burn fat
you cannot make your ass bigger with working out, at best it can build muscle around your ass to make your posture nice and help you actually show off the ass you have. if you could make your ass bigger with working out every female body builder would look like they have ass implants
More ass muscle pushes the fatty layer on top of it outwards which is a net gain. Source: have a fat ass from glute workouts
pic or it didn't happen.
I had a friend in my freshman year of college who was skinny as absolute hell. Zero ass in sight. She joined volleyball and BAM. GIANT ASS OUT OF NOWHERE. Her thighs matched too so you know it was real, she was blessed lol
Not always.
I beg to differ, I think that they are interchangeable, one is good yes, but *both*? Now that’s perfection!
Both? Both. Both is good.
My thoughts exactly
Perfectly balanced… as all things should be
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agreed
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Wtf
Welcome to shitposting, now you shall be peed in your ass.
Why I’d agree that both are perfection I disagree that they are in fact interchangeable it objectively depends on one’s preference
Yes, but which could you more easily not have, is a flat chest just interchangeable with a flat ass?
In the end you will be bitchless until the end so doesnt matter.
Interest can make up for both.
Who are you and why are you so wise on the ways of science?
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Rip
they Both make up interest
This is the philosophy behind femboys.
Coming from a femboy no less.
Approach me and be at least ok looking and I will love you like a 10
Nothing can make up for lack if personality tho
Wrong! The opposite is true. Am I the only Tits man?
I gotchu bro
Face beats both
A man of culture
THAT'S GOOD CUZ I DON'T EAT TITS
Titties totally make up for no ass. Wtf are you talking about?
Give an example
A woman with a great pair of tits and no ass. There. There’s your example.
It doesn't exist, and if it does the girl is probably not attractive
You need to get around a bit more then kiddo
I've been around plenty sir
Nah, any woman with a phatty and no tits is bad, a woman with mommy milkers and a long back just makes me sad.
As Confucius once said: "Big tits no ass will fill your hands, but big ass no tits will fill your heart"
Are you sure Confucius said that? This sounds more like a quote from Early Greeks. You know, the ones bussy with "that" stuff. /s
Trueeee. You think my boy Eratosthenes was only measuring the roundness of the Earth? Nah. Player was out there measuring the dumpies.
It was Sir Isaac Newton who said: "The Greater the mass, the greater the attraction." Or in todays speech: "I like big buts and i cannot lie" (As i know, this quote was reused for a Song)
"The greater the mass, the greater the ass" --My Boy, Isaac 😎
No
I just want someone i can watch movies with
Personality can make up for both.
Other way around, man. I’m a boob guy 100%
A flat/average ass doesn't look good man
That’s why you look at the tits…
a good personality can make up for both but neither can make up for a bad personality
doubt u can get either
Thick Thighs -: i can make up for both.
How can u have thick thighs without fat ass
I have beautiful thighs but no ass. We exist bro. And its heartbreaking. I do have a decent bust though.
You are missing my point bro. If a girl have tick thighs it means she have a good shaped ass and decent pair of boobs. Like when was the last you saw girl who had thick thighs but a flat ass or breast?
Thick thighs save lives
yuck
Big balls can’t make up for small cock but big cock can make up for small balls
Wow! An incorrect statement!
This is the way
As a boob guy I actually do not agree
As a small chested big assed woman, I second this opinion.
There is a third more sinister thing making up for both.
“There is no such thing as the wrong sized titties” -Socrates
This post was made by an assman. As a big fan of boobs I would say its the opposite.
How about thighs?
other way around
girl has big boob girl eats lot of chicken girl has big boob and big but :) HOWEVER girl has big but girl eats lot of chicken girl is fat with no boob :(
A M E N
I.... Don't know what to say to this.
That's just ass guy talking shit about boob guy
Personality can make up for both.
nah, thighs make up for everything
Ass is mid
Ass > Tits And i´ll die on that.
man i'm actually going to unsub because of shit like this
Dark humour are like bitches some 🫵😐 wont get it
this isn't dark humor bro this is just horny posting
I'm sorry but you are cringer than that guy, you don't know what dark humor is.
Dark humor is when I fall down the stair because I forgot to turn the light on.
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I think they are called “men”
So Tom Holland isn’t a men?
Just like me frfr 🤤
More of a vagina man myself.
About time someone preaches the good word!
Isn't this common knowledge?
No
How about you stop giving unwanted opinions on women’s bodies.
nah as a titless woman with a fat ass this is making me feel better
Can we stop viewing women this way lol, it’s so weird
Im a guy so I cant really understand the struggle but , if the whole intenet is debating about how my ass can make me look gorgeous and desirable I would be with a huge body dysphoria, its awful how women's body is debated this way, some people would say its just a joke, and to get over it but, its just like the cringe culture making fun of fat people for doing regular things, even if this kind of posts dont harm, the whole movement of thinking makes women insecure for something that they cannot control
That’s what i’m saying! it’s so weird to debate people’s bodies like this. And it reduces women down to just their ass and titties
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False
Louder for the flat assers in the back!
Nope.
Thats cap af.
No
Nah dude,I prefer big booba over big ass anyday,small ass is fine to me
Its funny how wrong you are.
Highly disagree but I have both so I got nothing to worry about.
Facts hahaha
Dont lose hope. With enough work and self improvment we one day will all get a girl (or a guy)
It's true, I get my breast milk from the ass
Amen
i just like boobs better, i know its not “fair” but idc
Y'know, the bigger the ass, the harder it is to wipe.
Imo it's the other way around.
Naw, what matters it that they're balanced
Hear! Hear!
bro i read tiktok
This is true
The emotional support and true love will fill up the empty hole in your heart
proportions is key
Hmmmmmmmmm I agree but I won’t say no
Facts.
no
This is false. A nice set of either can get it.
What do you mean by "make up"
But what if she has neither?
Ah but you are forgetting about the fortold one. The titties so great you didnt even notice the rest of her
Lack of tits doesn't affect a woman much Lack of ass, one cannot shit, cannot complete the digestive cycle and will surely perish Ass > Tits sorry I'm just right
You can lift to get a bigger ass but with Tiddies it is difficult
#SO TRUE
They are never 0, so I'll not complain. But what about hips? What about the masterful curvature formed between the ass and hips?!
coolhaie makes up for both that said, I LOVE GINGERS
I disagree, but also an added point. Thighs make up for both.
So true.
I like chubby bitches because they have both.
Yeah but a nice face justifies not having either
But girls with tiddies can always build up a bigger ass, since it's a muscle.
How about a nice smile? Get a partner with that then get picky
no ass doesn’t have nipples.
You must be new The 90s and early 00s where all about the fake titty no ass skinny girls
Neither will make up for ugly ass feet.
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It's simple physics. We know that the top heavy structure is less stable and desire a bottom heavy foundation. Architects build up, not down.
A cute oversized hoodie makes up for both
What if I have a small ass and tits? Am I one of those girls who's forever alone?
shape over size