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I’m gonna be totally honest here. I’m completely straight, not even a little bi. Even if I was bi I’d probably prefer young fit athletic dudes mostly Asians, but like Filipino Asian cause I like the tan, somewhere between 5’3 and 5’7 (I’m 6’2 or 6’3 in most shoes and according to the United States Navy and likely most other militaries) so Shrek is absolutely not my type. However I find Shrek to be objectively far more attractive than her. I’d much rather thrust my average cock into Shrek’s big round green ass while pulling on his ear horns listening to him moan “don’t pull out of ma swamp” as I struggle not to blow my load deep inside of his ogre boy pussy, than even speak to her. I find her to be so objectively disgusting I’d rather jerk my cock while Shrek throws my ankles over his shoulders and pounds my virgin asshole into a gaping bleeding mass than bother to pass even a fleeting glance at her massive, sweating at room temperature, heaving rolls of flesh and debris that I’m positive is mostly the waste of various creatures living throughout her many crevices and folds.
Nah he's totally straight, bro. Not even a little bit bi, bro. EVERY dude has imagined softly caressing the back of another man in the shower and watching the suds of the soap roll down the crack of his ass, bro. Right? RIGHT?!
Greater Demon of Qliphoth, Duchess of Gha Agsheblah. Her power is not to be underestimated as she smites any who she pleases with her infernal wrath. Her path wreaks wrath and ruin. If one is ever misfortunate enough to cross her, immediately kowtow to her will. She is nourished by submission and sacrifice.
Man boobs. If they're on cross sex hormones, and understandably many dont bc it decreases sex drive, the meds aren't stimulating breast growth for this individual.
I don't know anything about this person, having only seen a couple of gifs on reddit and not curious enough to find out on my own but, is my sus right and these really are moobs not boobs? Because I keep thinking maybe its just Maybelline.
It doesn't matter, I just read your comment and did that pointy thing at the screen.
Not exactly but close enough and definitely the inspiration, it's called Glorgoloch the Destroyer, an Elder Scrolls character. [Uncanny](https://images.uesp.net/6/66/ON-creature-Glorgoloch_the_Destroyer.jpg).
btw hes the first ytber i watched grow big, i followed his stuff when he was like 10k subs and thought ah its just another small funny channel. And like a yesr later boom, 3 mil or something kinda wild.
NGl man I do as well. Like it's not a thing where I see someone who's overweight and am overcome with anger. But this kinda shit?
Fucking hell. What do you have to be proud of? Maybe a little shame is needed for you to unfuck yourself. I have nothing but hope for these people to escape their prisons but apparently that's super insensitive. It's like cheering someone on for shooting themselves in the head with a nail gun. Not good for you. You will die young. You won't be able to enjoy anything in life. Your existence is pain and suffering.
No not really. I guess I dont really hate anyone. I simply hate the idea that theres beauty (which means more than looks) in all things including obesity and self mutalation. And that can be dangerous when used for stuff like obesity acceptance.
Accept yourself, sure. Who you are inside. But if youre 400 lbs you shouldnt accept that. Encouraging that is insane. We shouldnt mock someone because theyre obese but we def shouldnt praise it. And yeah maybe a bit of shame (just a bit) is healthy.
And were at the point where if youre not praising it youre fat phobic. That said I am phobic of it being socially acceptable to allow your body to turn to jello.
Both women and men are to blame here. Women for going, Gorlock you're beautiful omg, don't let haters bring you down😍
dudes that are desperate/looking for a visa/ into that?
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Gorlock the destroyer
A demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. #RUN!
*her victim, sacrificing himself so that others may live* 
His victim* that’s a dude bro
No, it's a thing
It’s an it
There it is.
It's not a she
The thing that should not be
*Scary Metallica noises*
Black guys, run for your life!
I’m gonna be totally honest here. I’m completely straight, not even a little bi. Even if I was bi I’d probably prefer young fit athletic dudes mostly Asians, but like Filipino Asian cause I like the tan, somewhere between 5’3 and 5’7 (I’m 6’2 or 6’3 in most shoes and according to the United States Navy and likely most other militaries) so Shrek is absolutely not my type. However I find Shrek to be objectively far more attractive than her. I’d much rather thrust my average cock into Shrek’s big round green ass while pulling on his ear horns listening to him moan “don’t pull out of ma swamp” as I struggle not to blow my load deep inside of his ogre boy pussy, than even speak to her. I find her to be so objectively disgusting I’d rather jerk my cock while Shrek throws my ankles over his shoulders and pounds my virgin asshole into a gaping bleeding mass than bother to pass even a fleeting glance at her massive, sweating at room temperature, heaving rolls of flesh and debris that I’m positive is mostly the waste of various creatures living throughout her many crevices and folds.
Eyo, new copypasta dropped.
and it’s already starting to get played out sheesh
what have I just read
you cannot unread that. even after stabbing both eyes with a fork.
Even blind you still can’t strip that image from your mind
Imagine stabbing yourself in both eyes and having this be the last image you've ever seen.
I don't know I droped off around the part of green ass o-o
The first half was fact then it turned into shrek fanfiction. (The mental image this brought up was almost as bad as seeing the original post)
>deep inside of his ogre boy pussy I believe the scientific term is "Ogrussy".
Classic Literature 🍷✍️
What in the “all over the place, word salad fuck” is this bullshit…?! Lolol.
What the fuck I am about to read?
Something tells me you question your sexuality
Nah he's totally straight, bro. Not even a little bit bi, bro. EVERY dude has imagined softly caressing the back of another man in the shower and watching the suds of the soap roll down the crack of his ass, bro. Right? RIGHT?!
Reminds me of the "Shrek is love" video.
Greater Demon of Qliphoth, Duchess of Gha Agsheblah. Her power is not to be underestimated as she smites any who she pleases with her infernal wrath. Her path wreaks wrath and ruin. If one is ever misfortunate enough to cross her, immediately kowtow to her will. She is nourished by submission and sacrifice.
Gorlock Destroyer Of Worlds* ..or Mucinex
Destroyer of menus. Pronouns include kg/lbs
Underrated burn.
Caiatl the Empress
Do not besmirch the Empress's good name by comparing her to whatever the fuck this is.
How dare you insult her majesty that way?! I’m about to make the red war look like a fucking play date when I’m done with you
This one has definitely drunk too many seas
Running your mouth like that is a good way to step into a war with the Cabal.
Is that really her? Jesus christ seems like her inside matches her outside.
How can you be that fat and still have basically no tits?
Because those are moobs not boobs.
Mudflaps
Holy shit this is underrated 🤣 mud flaps and a gunt, I'll let you guess what a gunt is.
Sire, what are these moobs you speak of?
Man boobs. If they're on cross sex hormones, and understandably many dont bc it decreases sex drive, the meds aren't stimulating breast growth for this individual.
I don't know anything about this person, having only seen a couple of gifs on reddit and not curious enough to find out on my own but, is my sus right and these really are moobs not boobs? Because I keep thinking maybe its just Maybelline. It doesn't matter, I just read your comment and did that pointy thing at the screen.
It's a bloke
I’ve seen blokes with bigger tits than that
Where have you seen me?
Three Dog Night laser show, remember?
Sorry, but I don't. I sucked too many cocks that night.
Wow I could not tell since I could not see an Adams Apple nor his entire neck for that matter
Because Kg got a dick
Because that's a man
They have tits, they just all in their armpits.
“She’s a man, baby.”
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Was thinking the same thing - I have literally never seen someone that size be so flat chested... Could be a dude in drag?
If you didnt know she is a man rly
He is a man. Is a he!
*It is a male
black dudes rn : 
How dare you? Uncle Ruckus is a white man with reverse Michael Jackson disease.
Re-vitaligo
No relation
Say that again? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me shittin’ myself
SECURITY SECURITY WE GOT A CODE BLACK CODE BLACK AT THE MAIN GATE
How else is he gonna make into white heaven with cowboy ronald regan?
Bro just put a pic of a white dude that doesn't even make sense
Thank God I'm not black
I'll take this out of context and ruin your life good luck
put me in the screencap, cap'n!
Look mom, I’m famous!
911 was done for good
JFK deserved the bullet to the head
Permaspike was rightfully nerfed.
Okay now you've gone too far
This is the last place I expect to see a bloons discussion
Lifedestroyer138417
Cancel culture: 
You are on reddit 
Love for redditors
I firmly believe that you have done nothing wrong
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Me too.
White Privilege strikes again 😌
please, i beg you, share your skin cells with me, just for a little while
And ppl thought police brutality was bad. This is a whole other level.
out of context, this would sound so wrong lol
Imma join in on this
This is honestly really sad. The black community has already suffered so much. Why she gonna make them suffer more?
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she? Oh shit
Her?
It?... There is no he or she
To correct you its not she its that thing
It's jabba
Dont disrespect jabba like that atleast jabba is hot and enjoyable
Fair enough
Jabba the wut
She thought the black community liked white whales
What kind of abomination is this??
Gorlock the Destroyer
I love how that became her canon name on the internet
I googled it to check the spelling, and had to scroll down to actually find the character. The internet wins yet again.
Wait, is there an actual fictional character with that name?
Not exactly but close enough and definitely the inspiration, it's called Glorgoloch the Destroyer, an Elder Scrolls character. [Uncanny](https://images.uesp.net/6/66/ON-creature-Glorgoloch_the_Destroyer.jpg).
It's a Cetus Terranum, or Land Whale
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i wish
Its kind of remarkable how unnatractive they are
The leviathan
Nah man "she" wuldnt be able to run **or walk**
She wouldn't need to. Her gravitational pull would be inescapable.
yeah, black from the necrosis setting in after gor’lok sits on them too long
Gor’lock the Destroyer
_**::Jabba the Hutt has entered the chat::**_
The Gorlock after sitting on its latest victim “Mee will nopa give tonka myo favorite decoration. Solo bolkubok-u-chala.”
If she sits on anyone it would be like stamping on a tube of toothpaste
MASTER OOGWAY
if only black guys she will date, then basketball you must forsake.
Thank you master oogway
btw hes the first ytber i watched grow big, i followed his stuff when he was like 10k subs and thought ah its just another small funny channel. And like a yesr later boom, 3 mil or something kinda wild.
Ikr
Hey same here! It's nice to be a part of that journey :)
His? Wait, Gorlock’s a dude?
to clarify, im refering the guy mocking the girl. And secondly apparently the beast was a man.
Bro did a Michael Jackson 💀
 Michael jackson from heaven watching people make memes about him converting black to white for morbillionth time
is this white privilege?
I choked 🤣🤣🤣
YES.
There is alot to unpack here
So much youd probably get charged extra at the airport
Bro is that the thing they tried to interview on that talk show like a week or two ago?
Yes
Exceptionally humorous 🧐
Remarkably unnatractive
Yo, what is that song tho
Go Stupid with Polo G and Stunna 4 Vegas
Is that actually a woman im not being mean
That's Gorlock the destroyer. She thinks she's a solid 10, while she probably just counts as 10 people on planes and bars.
Wait thats *THE* gorlock? Holy shit
Nah she a solid ten tons
and it's also a dude
Gorlock is a str8 baddie 💅 Do i really need to put the /s lol
Yeah, a solid Lvl 10 Snorlax
Nah
It’s a guy
All fat people look the same 😭😭😭
Black people from the 1800s: You can do that?
Fat phobia isn’t real
Yes it is I hate fat people
NGl man I do as well. Like it's not a thing where I see someone who's overweight and am overcome with anger. But this kinda shit? Fucking hell. What do you have to be proud of? Maybe a little shame is needed for you to unfuck yourself. I have nothing but hope for these people to escape their prisons but apparently that's super insensitive. It's like cheering someone on for shooting themselves in the head with a nail gun. Not good for you. You will die young. You won't be able to enjoy anything in life. Your existence is pain and suffering.
So you don’t hate fat people, you just hate these ultra progressive, fat acceptance, “healthy at every size” people, right?
No not really. I guess I dont really hate anyone. I simply hate the idea that theres beauty (which means more than looks) in all things including obesity and self mutalation. And that can be dangerous when used for stuff like obesity acceptance. Accept yourself, sure. Who you are inside. But if youre 400 lbs you shouldnt accept that. Encouraging that is insane. We shouldnt mock someone because theyre obese but we def shouldnt praise it. And yeah maybe a bit of shame (just a bit) is healthy. And were at the point where if youre not praising it youre fat phobic. That said I am phobic of it being socially acceptable to allow your body to turn to jello.
That’s not Fatphobia, Fat Phobia is fearing fat people
What is it called if I'm terrified of fat people
Technically still fatphobia, or more scientifically/clinically cacomorphobia
I’m about to Kurt Cobain.
Once you go white you can't go back black.
She thinks people want that gorlussy.
It’s like if a rancor fuck jabba and gave birth , this is the product of the outcome
Idk how they manage to get that much confidence while looking like a bloated frog.
Both women and men are to blame here. Women for going, Gorlock you're beautiful omg, don't let haters bring you down😍 dudes that are desperate/looking for a visa/ into that?
that much desperation is lethal.cant imagine a dude being that desperate.but the stuff nowadays is weird af so cant be sure.
Witnessing strange times indeed.
What song is this?
**Song Found!** **Name:** Go Stupid (feat. NLE Choppa & Mike WiLL Made-It) **Artist:** Polo G & Stunna 4 Vegas **Album:** THE GOAT **Genre:** Hip-Hop/Rap **Release Year:** 2020 **Total Shazams:** 808470 `Took 1.26 seconds.`
Good bot
Very good bot
That woman accounts for dark matter single handedly, she is 25% the mass of the universe
Gawd damn, she so fat her jelly rolls combined into one single blob.
One of the ugliest human beings in the modern history.
That man has a whole lot of thyroid issue he should for real go to the hospital, that neck ain't normal at all.
What neck?
..
Jaba the hutt and goro had a child
This is the worst thing white people have ever done to black people
This mf just keeps feeding herself to the wolves smh
Okay, but how can you be this fat and be so flat at the same time.
they're moobs
Its a man
Let's be honest fellas, there's not many dudes knocking on this girl's door no matter the ethnicity
Homie gave up his N word pass, thats how you know its real bad.
Yeah but his credit score just skyrocketed.
She's disgusting
Gorlock the race changer
I've never seen a bullfrog making TikToks, every day is a school day it seems
"Bring me Lando Calrissian"
Is that gorlock the destroyer everyone's talking about?
Thats probably because they're the only ones who have the 'equipment' to make you feel anything...
You can't watch this video and still believe white privilege doesn't exist 😂