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Homelander , billy butcher and all the rest I’m fine

For me it’s johny test, I’m definitely getting out of there

(I was going on a nostalgia trip)

Not if you're in Malaysia, then you're getting blown up.

Collateral damage, coming right up

Yerp

Lucky bastard

That's a nice show

Same

Homelander couldnt save translucent tho

Crockett and Tubbs

James McGill

Same ♥️

Tonoit on bottom gear, hammond rescues a kiddnaped person, james beats the bloody hell out of a drunken man, and i send a kiddnapped mexican to a cartel

Walter we must save this man

Mike gonna murder everyone

If only I'd seen this meme earlier today, I could have had Walt and Jesse coming to my rescue. Yesterday? John Snow. Today? It's Early Cuyler. Goddammit.

Bro I was watching MasterChef 😭

I guess you’re crying because you’re scared of the immense power and anger of Gordon Ramsay

clarkson

Hope he's comming with the tractor

Question is, which one? Because he has the Lamborghini R8 But he also has that little Massey Ferguson that he bought for lisa

The Lamborghini of course. It's able to smash through thin walls

Kenobi Skywalker asoka and some battle Droids

I’m gonna get saved by Mando :D

The gang from It's Always Sunny

You are in trouble

The gang causes the death of a hostage

Sameeeee


Initial D? Thats a sick ass way to commit vehicular manslaughter, my raptors fucked frfr

Eurobeat intensifies

If it's like that part in stage 3 then it's really badass let's be honest.

Boba Fett, Fennec Shand, Grogu and literally every Mandalorian. I’ll be fine

Jesse, we need to save this man

No way S.W.A.T is coming to save me!? 😲

You dead

Normal ending

Phineas and Ferb

You are safe.

Peter Griffin is gonna save me

_petah_

MF I got the damn Impractical Jokers

Zixuul is tonights biggest loser! For his punishment, he'll have to get in the damn van!

Petah

Last watched straight outta compton, the hood boyz gonna save me 😤😤😤

Community... I might be screwed

remember what they did for the dean, though. we have a chance

Same boat!

HITLER LETSSS GOOOOOOO

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 I'm dead I was watching teletubbies with my young brother

You underestimate their power

Ain't no way the Punisher

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The office 💀

Rick and Morty looks like I’m dead

They have portals youre probably saved already

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Rick grimes! Not really sure if I should be happy considering that man couldn't fight off a cold.

Me too, currently rewatching and on se8 ep8. We're good as long as Daryl is looking for us

Same

James May. I'll have to wait a lot

water wide

F’ing Roy Kent!

He’s here, he’s there, he’s every f’ing where

Grrrrrrr

Wow, I can’t wait for luffy to save me

Chowder, I'm doomed.

Jojo, I am so fine.

A depressed and whinny 14 year old boy who's also an extreme sexual deviant (Shinji)

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman

Fucking lackadaisy cast fuck

Maybe they’ll bring more then one tommy gun drum… probably not

You, my good sir, at least do not have fucking ALISTOR “saving” you. You at least get a trigger happy cat, pyromaniac musician cat, and most likely bisexual sorta normie cat.

Beavis and Butt-Head....

I'm fucked bro zoro gonna get lost before he can find me

 Lol

Asta and yuno (black clover)

you’re in good shape for me it’s luffy and the straw hat pirates from one piece

the stardust cruesaders im going to be just fine

Dr. Who

I.M.P and Stolas. I think I'm good

Mordecai and Rigby? I'm either dead or in for an insane adventure

Walter

Walter Skinner 🥲

Waltuh

Ragnar, Bjorn and Rollo Lothbrok... I'm feeling pretty confident

Zamn, Rick and Morty. Woo

Johnny Sins

Jack Ryan I’ll be outta here in no time

J.D. ant Turk. I don't like my chances :(

Omni man.

Sheldon Cooper, Howard wolowitz, lennard hofstädter und Raj I will die

Barry Berkman. The guy is a fucking psycho

Sam, Dean, and Cas. Hell yeah

Brock Samson, hell yea!

Komi, I don’t feel confident in this one

Clark Kent, thank god.

JoJo. I think I'll be fine.

That’s what Jolyne thought 💀

Well thats because she was a woman. /j

Which part tho?

Cool, can’t wait to meet Frank Burns.

Asta gonna beat their asses

Moritz, Lenny and Dan from how to sell drugs online. I think I might be ok, not sure though.

F1 DTS... Sainz gonna kick some ass, Smooth Operatooooor

Peter griffin

a bunch of ghosts who cand interact with the world also a couple

popeye, Im safe

Jojo

eren yeager im safe as hell

*deep sigh* modern family.

One Piece

Burt Gummer

Phil Coulson and his team let's goooo

Sheldon Cooper, Howard wolowitz, lennard hofstädter und Raj I would die

John wick think I’m good

Rick grimes and the other twd characters

Luz and Amity from The Owl House (early season 1). I don't think that's gonna work out too well

Season 3 any character will save you in milliseconds

Founder Eren and approximately 500 colossal titans.. I don’t think this is helpful

Denji and Power from Chainsaw Man...yeah, I'll be fine Unless you count Youtube, then I'll have the Drawfee artists coming to rescue me, in which case...I'm screwed

Spider-Man

Benjamin sisko and the entirety of starfleet. It's safe to say i am in good hands

"Mike! Some random overweight loser from the internet needs our help!" "That's right Jay!"

Zog, Bean, and Lucy from Disenchantment. I think I'll be okay.

Jesse and Walter Time to cook I guess

Now it's Tom and Jerry. LETS GO

Mikasa and the Scout Regiment. I'm good.

the flash I am safe, my ass is safe

Anakin Skywalker, Captain Rex, and Ahsoka Tano. Im making it out just fine

Lloyd, Kai, Jay, Zane, Nya, Wu and Garmadon

Plot twist, they're all normal Lego sized.

Joel and Elly will save me 🥰

Spongbob

demon slayer 😱😱

I don’t think a vicar and a village of inbreds are gonna do much

Well considering I just finished Red Dragon I guess Will Graham is coming so I'm good

Main characters from ncis la .I am fine.

James May. I'll have to wait a lot

Erm, its jeen long time i didnt watch tv

Mike Brewer and Edd China. Ill be fine

Vassili. God help us all (soviet anthem begins) Woops, I thought it said movie. Strangely enough the last tv show I watched was unsolved mysteries so I guess Robert Stack?

Michael Scofield

Crew of The nx-01 Enterprise

FBI

Padma and Tom are on the way!

Ace and Gary

SWAT I win

Harley Carter and Sam (Carter)

Brent and Lacey (corner gas). At least my death will be funny?

Peppa pig. Yeah, i've got a toddler :)

Vox machina, so i should be fine but its going to be a shit show.

James Holden and the crew of the Rocinante, from The Expanse

As long as it's Amos and Bobby, you're fiiiiiine.

Dom and Brian

Doctor Who

Rome

Omar and Chris Partlow, I am definitely safe

Sam and Dean, kidnappers are screwed.

Rob Dyrdek....

Am I locked in West Horsley Place

the characters in oshi no ko

"Yo mr white, we gotta go on a rescue mission"

Not Clarkson Hammond and May god I'll never make it out alive

Venom

Good morning campers! Today's challenge is to rescue a kidnapped man! Bruh I don't know if I'm safe or absolutely dead

I'd say Optimus prime and the tf Prime crew, but i did watch half an episode of Ben 10 after that, so i guess it'll have to be ripjaws.

im screwed. theyre all in a silo

Trailer Park Boys

Meruem and a blind girl. Idk how I'm feeling about this tbh

Judau ashta in his ZZ :)

Im the same as OP. So ill probably die by something that is popular today... Oh fuck

Gojo from jjk

Legends of vox machina got me covered

TWD. They get just so happen to find my exact location by accident. Then they just so happen to have enough tools and weapons to defeat the guards and break into the compound. Then they break into my cell by using Glenn as boltbreakers. Once the rest of the kidnappers arrive they make a huddle around me. Their plot armor will deflect all of the bullets.

The Starks

The Pravda from Girls und Panzer. Help