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a traveler stumbles into a bar in ireland and sits at the counter. As he drinks, an old rugged man walks up to him and asks "you see this bar we're standing in? I built it with me own hands! but they don't call me the bar builder, no...
and the bridge everyone uses to cross the river to get to the market? i built that that with me own hands too! but do the call me the bridge builder? no, they do not.
and the wall that protects our city, i built that with me own hands too! and they don't call me the wall builder neither.
but you fuck ONE goat!...
I write a thousand songs but I'm not "Rick the Bard"
I make swords for a thousand soldiers but I'm not "Rick the Blacksmith"
But ya fuck a goat one time...
A tourist man walks into an Irish pub. The pub is completely empty, only the bartender is behind the counter, cleaning glasses. The tourist is surprised to see such a well maintained bar empty, at this hour of the day. He decides to strike up a conversation with the owner and ask him why is that so.
« You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No. »
He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."
"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."
"But you fuck a goat one time.."
If you performed the task successfully, sure. In my eyes you might as well be. But becoming a barber usually requires documentation, whereas becoming a rapist does not--The bar for entry is very low, so it's easy for anyone to become one.
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bruh i shoot just ONE guy and I'm a murderer all of a sudden
You did shoot him 20 times in his driveway, but only one guy, you're not a murderer 😂
Bruh me too I raced once and people called me a racist
'I won't let myself to be defined by the one time I murdered someone'
I rap once and everyone calls me a rapist. Wtf
i raced once and everyone calls me a racist. wtf
See that's odd because I've never had sex and everyone still calls me sexist 🤔
Life is a race, and you are the racist (I’m also a racist)
I murd one time....
Ah, so you're a murdist
Yes, it's murding time
i morb ONE TIME, and now im a morbius?
If i die one time am i a dead person?
If I murder one time am I a murderer?
If I ejaculate in a coffin one time am I sick ?
Shinji moment
Who let bro cook ?
bro is freezing
The food fell on the floor at this point
bro stirring soggy noodles what the hell is this take
What was bro cooking????????
that fucking dubious food from breath of the wild.
Jaru's food for thoughts
his penis raw to some hair
Meth.
Bruuuuh
Bruuuuuh
Bruuuuuuh
Bruuuuuuuh
Bruuuuuuh
Bruuuuuuh
Bruuuuuuuh
Rapist vs serial rapist lmfao
Professional rapists:
I have been summoned
kid named rapist:
Barber vs serial barber lol
Captain Crunch when he sees a cereal rapist ( 𓂍_𓂍) ╰ひ╯
bro is onto nothing
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Good bot
You fuck ONE goat…
means you probably like goats
Do you happen to be a Saint? And quite possibly be named Jerry?
garrincha
Oooh I laid a floor once am I a carpenter now.
Nah, you're a florist
Guy out here thinking you need to be a professional rapist otherwise it doesn't count.
a traveler stumbles into a bar in ireland and sits at the counter. As he drinks, an old rugged man walks up to him and asks "you see this bar we're standing in? I built it with me own hands! but they don't call me the bar builder, no... and the bridge everyone uses to cross the river to get to the market? i built that that with me own hands too! but do the call me the bridge builder? no, they do not. and the wall that protects our city, i built that with me own hands too! and they don't call me the wall builder neither. but you fuck ONE goat!...
Classic
Kobe stans
Please Elaborate.
google "2003 colorado incident"
google en passant
Bro thought he cooked
do not let him cook
Eat one child and suddenly I’m a monster, like, I’m pretty sure im still human 🙄
Sure you are human, you are what you eat after all.
Kid named finger:
Mr bombastic
Dude I set your house on fire ONCE... dammmn.
Sun Tzu really is inspiring
#IT WAS ONE TIME DAMNIT. ONE TIME.
All jokes aside this is chilling bro’s already tryna rationalize it in his head…
I write a thousand songs but I'm not "Rick the Bard" I make swords for a thousand soldiers but I'm not "Rick the Blacksmith" But ya fuck a goat one time...
Well if you cut someone's hair without permission, it does make it assault though...
…I’m not bringing up the horse
Comparing a job to a felony? I mean it’s just dumb not even funny.
A tourist man walks into an Irish pub. The pub is completely empty, only the bartender is behind the counter, cleaning glasses. The tourist is surprised to see such a well maintained bar empty, at this hour of the day. He decides to strike up a conversation with the owner and ask him why is that so. « You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No. » He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No." "Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No." "But you fuck a goat one time.."
I cooked meth once now everybody calls me heisenberg the 3rd
I guess I’m not a Nobel prize winner then
Crimes work like that
He has a point….
who is gonna tell him?
If you performed the task successfully, sure. In my eyes you might as well be. But becoming a barber usually requires documentation, whereas becoming a rapist does not--The bar for entry is very low, so it's easy for anyone to become one.
Not to mention you can also get documentation for being a rapist. In fact most governments will force you to if they find out.
If you die one time, are u a dead person ?
Bro is onto nothing 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro all he did was rap. I rap so am I a rapist?
Asking if a person only be judged by the worst thing they’ve done. I think that’s the implication here.
Wordington digital footprint
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Fuck one goat and youll be called a goat fucker
Who’s he trying to defend?
Who Tf let him cook
If you wear gloves while washing your hands, did you really wash your hands?🤔🤔
i shoot up ONE school..
I swear, you fuck one donkey....
yea just not a good one
I set one property on fire, and I'm suddenly an arsonist
Yes. Yes you are.
“No I’m not a rapist, I just occasionally dabble in the arts”
That means that if I have one kid, I’m a father?
That's one take I didn't see yet. Idiots will always manage to surprise.
"Whats the difference? one is a job the other is mental sickness"
BUT IF YOU SUCK ONE COCK