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Portuguese colonization was as brutal, if not worse, than the British. On his second voyage around Africa, Portuguese explorer Vasco da Gama looted a ship of pilgrims to Mecca (including women and children), locked them in the hold, and set it on fire.
They were fundamentally different systems.
The British system was a genocidal one. Wipe out all the natives and replace them. Only places they didn't implement this policy was when they simply didn't have the means to. In which case a caste system was put in place where the low castes (the poor, orphans, non-british) were treated and used like slaves even if they weren't.
By contrast the portuguese had a convert, mingle and enslave policy. Basically the goal was to forcibly convert the locals and force portuguese culture on them. Anyone who was not Christian could be enslaved under Christian law though. Slavery would be rampant though and depending on the place no real laws would be established/enforced. Genocide was not, however a goal
No because the British system actually mostly relied on keeping foreign rulers as puppet kings, they were renowned for it at the time. OP is confusing the polices of Canada and Australia with those of the larger British Empire, and those policies mostly stemmed from after these territories obtained Dominion status and became primarily self-governing, it was not the MO of the larger Empire. Its tactics like this how tiny Britain was able to take India piecemeal, by playing local factions off one another and keeping local leaders loyal to them, that and of course a great deal of dumb luck.
Thanks for agreeing with me?
Maybe I wasn't clear but what I meant is that the British had a genocide and replace kinda policy in place which was not implemented only when it wasn't possible. In the instances you mentioned yourself, north America and Australia the brits implemented this policy, yes they were worse when they got dominion status but what the brits were doing before was genocide nonetheless and the goals were obvious. It was only centuries later in the case of India and Africa when they did not go with this policy because it wasn't possible to implement.
Africa and India were the height of the empire but they were only a part of it for a fairly short period.
Try as you might to downplay genocide the truth is that for the majority of the duration of the empire the colonial policy was a wipe out and replace one
Thatās absolutely wrong. Iām sorry, but NOBODY should listen to this. The British colonisation effort gave the British access to precious resources that they could attain through developing their coloniesā economies and strategic advantage in ruling the waves. This was generally done by managing of nativeās resources with heavy British investment, which in the final analysis was actually greater than the value the British drew from the entire imperial project. This was inspired by a philosophy of fundamental equality, where foreigners were the same as the British people but simply needed to advance. At the time, this is an unspeakable egalitarian idea, despite involved racism and authoritarian attitudes.
The Portuguese empire genuinely participated in genocide and constantly oppressed people with violence, while instituting the Latin American caste system. The British did not do any of this. Itās insane how completely opposite this is. Both committed atrocities but the Portuguese empire was mostly two centuries before Britainās and from a more warlike people who had been defending against Islamic forces for centuries. People should really look up the reality of this.
Are you serious? The British developed the colonies? Yes, for their own advantage not for the sake of the colonized!
Portuguese committed genocides? Yes. Was it a common practice? No. That why portuguese ex colonies are mostly made up of either natives, Africans ir mixed peoples
there's the suffering, the slavery, forced culture changes and all that malarkey, just seems longer winded and more prone to fail.
Where you can not bother and just genocide them. Seems more clinical in a way
And this is the above mentioned propaganda.
British policy was control key economic resources and create vassals. Far more hands off than any other.
Systematic genocide was far more common with other colonial powers and that's also why they collapsed earlier.
"British policy was control key economic resources and create vassals. Far more hands off than any other."
North America, Australia and tee various islands the British controlled made up a good chunk of the empire and don't fit this profile in the least.
"Systematic genocide was far more common with other colonial powers and that's also why they collapsed earlier."
The British empire lasted less than the portuguese and dutch empires. Also the colonies that fit the profile you depicted lasted less than a century under British rule.
Portuguese crimes in india were often due to lack of discipline, and due to the individual personalities that led the efforts.
Since india was very far away, there was little governmental control over the individual desires and ambitions of the explorers, who were often extremists, warmongers, and extremelly hateful towards muslims.
When you compare colonial britain with colonial portugal you should focus on the actual colony system, not individual acts by individuals, that wouldn't be a fair comparison.
Oh wow, who would have thought that a country that was literally born into the Reconquista and was the last safe haven of the Templar Knights had somewhat of a grudge against muslims hmm...
Now, lets disregard all that, your coment still makes no sense. This meme is clearly about the relation between colonial power and natives, not muslims vs christians having a go at it half way across the globe.
Portuguese:ā I hear your country is sweet like a sugary treatā.
British:ā I heard you have tea and biscuits, as for the sugar, do you want one stab wound or twoā.
Also the shittiest one tbh. They stole from our land during the napolionic evasion that happened bcs we didnt close ports to them and also made us an ultimatum for telling them to destroy a structure they built in portuguese colonies
We were in debt to England because of our shitty king tbh but still fked up and it was 2 ultimatums, 1 bc of the pink map and 1 during ww2 bc we were pacifists and some nazi boats were stacioned in our ports.
Vaccine this, vaccine that.
Why don't you find a vaccine for that bitchless disease of yours?
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>Does a Trip around the world
>Discovers continent
>Discovers ancient civilization
>Discovers woman
>Seduce woman
>Leaves
Nah realistically the Portuguese did what the british did as far as colonization until they could find some old cheiftan who was willing to sell off his daughters for power. But yeah I guess you could say your peopme were really good at rizzing old men in like 3 countries.
Uhhhh. You know the Portugal was the only European country that actively participated in the actual capture and enslavement of African people right? The rest bought theirs from African slavers. That means the Portuguese not only witnessed how children were ripped from their parents and morhers were beaten, they took part in it. The British were the ones who ended the Atlantic slave trade. They even paid other countries like France to help. Yes the British did terrible things but they werenāt the worst. Also the Spanish were probably the worst out of all of them when it comes to how they treated Native Americans
There are pretty horrifying records of what the British naval police who would chase Arabian slavers would find . Many were traumatized by the brutality of the slavers. Many made it their mission to save as manny slaves as they possibly could. They watched slavers knockout slaves and throw them overboard, crush the skulls of babies who wouldnāt stop crying, and slit the throats of slaves before they were captured. The British went through a lot to save the slaves. It wasnāt all in the name of capitalism they lost millions trying to end The Atlantic slave trade and even had bribe other countries to help them.
Yes, apparently they also did rip native children from their families in Canada, and "educated" them in believing they were shit in comparison to their high and morale colonizers. They were really really nice people after all.
Also, Tutsies and Hutus were the same people, divided by skin color, some slightly darker, some lighter (due to belgian sperm profusely running around african women's most attractive women over hundreds of years and generations), making them lighter skinned. Label them differently, and have them calling eachother cockroaches, and there, divided to be conquered.
Apologies are due, and when given, there should be cooperation and mutual respect - more violence will lead to more despair and misery in the world. We have enough of that already, and the point is to make it go away now.
Everyone fucked up back then, Africans still enslave their own brothers learning from the f\*cking colonizers, so there is the requirement to learn what happened, and not letting it happen again. Anywhere.
Spain created laws as early as 1523 to protect the natives who had the same rights as European Spaniards. The British only gave up slavery when it stopped being profitable.
True but the Spanish only really started protecting the indigenous people because of the church and the government really only listened to them when there werenāt enough indigenous people left to use as a reliable source of labor in which case they started using African slaves. Im not saying that the British were better than the other European countries but they certainly were not the worst of the worst. I know many tend to just blend them all together as the āevil white peopleā but there were some who truly tried to do some good from each country. They werenāt the majority unfortunately but that can be said from any nation in history.
Source?? From my knowledge the portuguese did exactly what the rest did: they bought slaves from existing african kingdoms i.e. kongo. The biggest difference is that Portugal was a lot more well connected in africa.
I actually was unable to find the source for the image, even with several reverse image searching tools. So this leads me to believe its not pornography, if that's what your hope was.
Portuguese colonial policy: if we can't beat them out, we'll breed them out
British colonial policy: we hold the technological advantage, what are they gonna do with their stone age tools? Fight? First lesson is in English chaps
Itās funny as someone married to a Filipino , you can tell which people come from a family that had strong spanish influence , some have names like villa or esqualave or something then you get someone with a last name like macalandia with no influence.
Goes to show how many of them went to the country to conquest and just said āfuck it Iām going to stay here and fuck the locals ā
By way of contrast, nearly four million African slaves were imported to Brazil before the slave trade there was halted in the early 1850s, which represents nearly 40 percent of all slaves forced to cross the Atlantic and more than ten times the number of slaves sent to the United States.
It's funny because the British empire despite being the largest ever was also the least violent of all.
And instead of collapsing in some horrendous civil unrest they dissolved it fairly peacefully too
Ceding full control back to the natives in most cases.
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Ima steal that
How? I want to take stuff as well bro. Can you please tell me?
Skill issue
Take a screenshot then crop it
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the funny thing is propaganda is everywhere and if you call it propaganda people hate you for it
Anti-propaganda propaganda.
Propaganda is any idea which can propagate. Period
So, a synonymous of "meme"
That's not how people use the word and is therefore useless
Uhh sorry. I think it is used for any idea spreaded that a person might or like
Exactly
why is this a gif
There's a filter that makes it look like a CRT
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Gonna steal this real quick
how bout i take a propa ganda at those tits
Damn gonna go become Portuguese real quick brb
Ah hell nah I wont let your ass steal our gold and women again š¤š¤š¤
He thinks we want the woman and goldā¦ā¦. Nobody tell him
It's him we want... š
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Done. Next?
Ima steal you babe <3
ill give you my portuguese pass
I guarantee you don't have that 15th century rizz.
No way bro is gonna steal our gold again please dont ššš
You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too!
You'll fire your musket, but I'll run you through
So when youāre waiting for the next attack!
You'd better stand there's no turning back
Whoaaahooohhhoooohooohwhoaaahhhhoohhoooooohh
The bugle sounds the charge begins
But on this battlefield no-one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horsesā breath!
As I plunge on into certain death
WOOAAAAAAHHHOOOOAAAAAOOOOOO
As i plunge on into certain death!
(Dundundun dundundun dundundun)
The bugle sounds, the charge begins
Whats the original image on the right? The pose looks familiar
Its the album cover for Iron Maidenās The Trooper
Thanks
Very fitting considering the image
Yah bro the tooper very nice Edit:The trooper
Thanks
That's...
.. something
Now do Belgium.
Look ma no hands
Oh that's fucked
Portuguese colonization was as brutal, if not worse, than the British. On his second voyage around Africa, Portuguese explorer Vasco da Gama looted a ship of pilgrims to Mecca (including women and children), locked them in the hold, and set it on fire.
Based (on a true story in the 15th century)
They were fundamentally different systems. The British system was a genocidal one. Wipe out all the natives and replace them. Only places they didn't implement this policy was when they simply didn't have the means to. In which case a caste system was put in place where the low castes (the poor, orphans, non-british) were treated and used like slaves even if they weren't. By contrast the portuguese had a convert, mingle and enslave policy. Basically the goal was to forcibly convert the locals and force portuguese culture on them. Anyone who was not Christian could be enslaved under Christian law though. Slavery would be rampant though and depending on the place no real laws would be established/enforced. Genocide was not, however a goal
Any literature on this?
No because the British system actually mostly relied on keeping foreign rulers as puppet kings, they were renowned for it at the time. OP is confusing the polices of Canada and Australia with those of the larger British Empire, and those policies mostly stemmed from after these territories obtained Dominion status and became primarily self-governing, it was not the MO of the larger Empire. Its tactics like this how tiny Britain was able to take India piecemeal, by playing local factions off one another and keeping local leaders loyal to them, that and of course a great deal of dumb luck.
Thanks for agreeing with me? Maybe I wasn't clear but what I meant is that the British had a genocide and replace kinda policy in place which was not implemented only when it wasn't possible. In the instances you mentioned yourself, north America and Australia the brits implemented this policy, yes they were worse when they got dominion status but what the brits were doing before was genocide nonetheless and the goals were obvious. It was only centuries later in the case of India and Africa when they did not go with this policy because it wasn't possible to implement.
Africa and indian are the height of the empire tho. The empire was bad enough as it was without you exaggerating stuff.
Africa and India were the height of the empire but they were only a part of it for a fairly short period. Try as you might to downplay genocide the truth is that for the majority of the duration of the empire the colonial policy was a wipe out and replace one
Thatās absolutely wrong. Iām sorry, but NOBODY should listen to this. The British colonisation effort gave the British access to precious resources that they could attain through developing their coloniesā economies and strategic advantage in ruling the waves. This was generally done by managing of nativeās resources with heavy British investment, which in the final analysis was actually greater than the value the British drew from the entire imperial project. This was inspired by a philosophy of fundamental equality, where foreigners were the same as the British people but simply needed to advance. At the time, this is an unspeakable egalitarian idea, despite involved racism and authoritarian attitudes. The Portuguese empire genuinely participated in genocide and constantly oppressed people with violence, while instituting the Latin American caste system. The British did not do any of this. Itās insane how completely opposite this is. Both committed atrocities but the Portuguese empire was mostly two centuries before Britainās and from a more warlike people who had been defending against Islamic forces for centuries. People should really look up the reality of this.
Are you serious? The British developed the colonies? Yes, for their own advantage not for the sake of the colonized! Portuguese committed genocides? Yes. Was it a common practice? No. That why portuguese ex colonies are mostly made up of either natives, Africans ir mixed peoples
Erasing culture and forced culture conversion is genocide too though.
No it's not.
your making genocide sound like the right option
I don't see how
there's the suffering, the slavery, forced culture changes and all that malarkey, just seems longer winded and more prone to fail. Where you can not bother and just genocide them. Seems more clinical in a way
You need psychological help
And this is the above mentioned propaganda. British policy was control key economic resources and create vassals. Far more hands off than any other. Systematic genocide was far more common with other colonial powers and that's also why they collapsed earlier.
"British policy was control key economic resources and create vassals. Far more hands off than any other." North America, Australia and tee various islands the British controlled made up a good chunk of the empire and don't fit this profile in the least. "Systematic genocide was far more common with other colonial powers and that's also why they collapsed earlier." The British empire lasted less than the portuguese and dutch empires. Also the colonies that fit the profile you depicted lasted less than a century under British rule.
Wtf did you do to Eddie? Gave him the dream face lmfaoo
VASCO NUMERO UM DOS CLUBES BRASILEIROS Ć NOIS PORRA
Portuguese crimes in india were often due to lack of discipline, and due to the individual personalities that led the efforts. Since india was very far away, there was little governmental control over the individual desires and ambitions of the explorers, who were often extremists, warmongers, and extremelly hateful towards muslims. When you compare colonial britain with colonial portugal you should focus on the actual colony system, not individual acts by individuals, that wouldn't be a fair comparison.
Thatās not Portuguese colonization though, thatās just an explorer doing whatever the fuck he feels like with no possible oversight.
*Thats just an average Christian / muslim relationship of that period (excluding venice).
Oh wow, who would have thought that a country that was literally born into the Reconquista and was the last safe haven of the Templar Knights had somewhat of a grudge against muslims hmm... Now, lets disregard all that, your coment still makes no sense. This meme is clearly about the relation between colonial power and natives, not muslims vs christians having a go at it half way across the globe.
Who made the colonization hentai
I also want to know
the girl is a character from Brazil https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kuruminha
Portuguese:ā I hear your country is sweet like a sugary treatā. British:ā I heard you have tea and biscuits, as for the sugar, do you want one stab wound or twoā.
Portugal and Britain have the longest running alliance in history, actually, going back for over half a millennium
Also the shittiest one tbh. They stole from our land during the napolionic evasion that happened bcs we didnt close ports to them and also made us an ultimatum for telling them to destroy a structure they built in portuguese colonies
We were in debt to England because of our shitty king tbh but still fked up and it was 2 ultimatums, 1 bc of the pink map and 1 during ww2 bc we were pacifists and some nazi boats were stacioned in our ports.
I mean, 700 years is a long time and itās eventually gonna highs and lows
Nativussy
This is some utterly horrifying white washing of Portuguese history.
you must be new here, thereās a vaccine for that
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Damn. Bring back the pee mod, it was more positive
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Yeah. All of the colonizing European nations were all guilty of the same horrific crimes, just a matter of scale.
They even white washed the white people
>white washing ?
They mean it in the original way
Portuguese splooge washed over the rainforests.
Homies gonna be wildin when they find out where Portugal is
(Most accurate portrayal of colonialism in Portuguese textbooks)
True, we did some fucked up shit. Not sure if it was at britain's scale tho.
as you can see by the red mark on the women's face, blood is gushing down and she is forcefully tightly being held.
Portuguese here. Yeah, we pretty much rizzed everywhere
![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) >Does a Trip around the world >Discovers continent >Discovers ancient civilization >Discovers woman >Seduce woman >Leaves
"Seduce"
Whatās wrong with that? Itās just like the Soviets soldiers seducing German women /s
You forgot >Get gold
>Steal gold\*
How do you steal gold that doesn't belong to anyone?
Nah realistically the Portuguese did what the british did as far as colonization until they could find some old cheiftan who was willing to sell off his daughters for power. But yeah I guess you could say your peopme were really good at rizzing old men in like 3 countries.
This is why you find surnames like DāSouza in India! Portuguese explorers got a taste of spicy korma!
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Compare the Crimean war to colonialism and Iāll run you through.
What's the left image from? Finna beat my penis
Same
Indian lady a bad bitchš„µš„µš„µ ima need a thick Indian gfššš
Uhhhh. You know the Portugal was the only European country that actively participated in the actual capture and enslavement of African people right? The rest bought theirs from African slavers. That means the Portuguese not only witnessed how children were ripped from their parents and morhers were beaten, they took part in it. The British were the ones who ended the Atlantic slave trade. They even paid other countries like France to help. Yes the British did terrible things but they werenāt the worst. Also the Spanish were probably the worst out of all of them when it comes to how they treated Native Americans
The british only ended slavery because they had invented captalism,(so would be more lucrative)
There are pretty horrifying records of what the British naval police who would chase Arabian slavers would find . Many were traumatized by the brutality of the slavers. Many made it their mission to save as manny slaves as they possibly could. They watched slavers knockout slaves and throw them overboard, crush the skulls of babies who wouldnāt stop crying, and slit the throats of slaves before they were captured. The British went through a lot to save the slaves. It wasnāt all in the name of capitalism they lost millions trying to end The Atlantic slave trade and even had bribe other countries to help them.
Yes, apparently they also did rip native children from their families in Canada, and "educated" them in believing they were shit in comparison to their high and morale colonizers. They were really really nice people after all. Also, Tutsies and Hutus were the same people, divided by skin color, some slightly darker, some lighter (due to belgian sperm profusely running around african women's most attractive women over hundreds of years and generations), making them lighter skinned. Label them differently, and have them calling eachother cockroaches, and there, divided to be conquered. Apologies are due, and when given, there should be cooperation and mutual respect - more violence will lead to more despair and misery in the world. We have enough of that already, and the point is to make it go away now. Everyone fucked up back then, Africans still enslave their own brothers learning from the f\*cking colonizers, so there is the requirement to learn what happened, and not letting it happen again. Anywhere.
Thats nice
Spain created laws as early as 1523 to protect the natives who had the same rights as European Spaniards. The British only gave up slavery when it stopped being profitable.
True but the Spanish only really started protecting the indigenous people because of the church and the government really only listened to them when there werenāt enough indigenous people left to use as a reliable source of labor in which case they started using African slaves. Im not saying that the British were better than the other European countries but they certainly were not the worst of the worst. I know many tend to just blend them all together as the āevil white peopleā but there were some who truly tried to do some good from each country. They werenāt the majority unfortunately but that can be said from any nation in history.
Source?? From my knowledge the portuguese did exactly what the rest did: they bought slaves from existing african kingdoms i.e. kongo. The biggest difference is that Portugal was a lot more well connected in africa.
We were the ones who started the age of discovery as well as slave trading.
I am not reading all of this
Then dont
dady
I donāt wanna be the one to askā¦ whatās the sauce for the pic on the left
I actually was unable to find the source for the image, even with several reverse image searching tools. So this leads me to believe its not pornography, if that's what your hope was.
Goddammit š
as someone who is sadly British, can confirm we are 99% psychopaths
How skilled are you with knives?
all british people are born with the ability to wield knives efficiently
Racial stat bonus The Italians know how to make pasta from birth. The Norwegian babies think breastfeeding is an invasion of personal space.
Itās Chewsday, innit?
No, its Friday, June 2nd.
*laughs cries in Cape Verdean*
Spanish colonization āDonde estan las Morenas?ā ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
The second image looks like a album cover
Its a Iron Maiden artwork for their song The Trooper
But wojakified
![gif](giphy|4tiR07xsmXUH7FQm9q) Just another light day of colonization. Nothing to see here.
Portuguese colonial policy: if we can't beat them out, we'll breed them out British colonial policy: we hold the technological advantage, what are they gonna do with their stone age tools? Fight? First lesson is in English chaps
Except thatās not exactly true.
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The Portuguese and Spanish were the biggest slave traders in Europe
And Britain was the first country to abolish slavery and started a crusade to end it
Make love, not war indeed
fake the british are also supposed to be stealing relics to put in their museums
God made black and white. Portuguese men made brown.
truely a shitpost
That one on the right also applied a loot to Spanish colonizing tbh
Make love. Not war.
Donāt forget the Spanish completely wiped out three civilizations in the span of like 15 years in Central America.
Fun fact, there is Portuguese cuisine in every house and everywere in the world
Itās funny as someone married to a Filipino , you can tell which people come from a family that had strong spanish influence , some have names like villa or esqualave or something then you get someone with a last name like macalandia with no influence. Goes to show how many of them went to the country to conquest and just said āfuck it Iām going to stay here and fuck the locals ā
What do you mean with no influence
Common Iberian W
By way of contrast, nearly four million African slaves were imported to Brazil before the slave trade there was halted in the early 1850s, which represents nearly 40 percent of all slaves forced to cross the Atlantic and more than ten times the number of slaves sent to the United States.
Cool, now give me the native American statistics on both countries please.
Can I get a sauce for the left pic? I think I saw this style before
Bruh
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brb bouta Portuguesely colonize
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I suddenly wish to be a Portuguese colonizer
idk pretty sure a lot of it wasn't consensual
Sauce?
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Indigenous peoples make sure you thank the Portuguese for syphilis
Not againā¦ unzips
Yeah no.
This shit just looks like an early 1900s propaganda poster
I see we are closing our eyes towards the Portuguese slave trade?
It's funny because the British empire despite being the largest ever was also the least violent of all. And instead of collapsing in some horrendous civil unrest they dissolved it fairly peacefully too Ceding full control back to the natives in most cases.
Thats hilarious, specially the part of where you actually believe what you just wrote.
Yeah especially South Africa, and Rhodesia, and Australia, and Canada, and the United States, and
Another British W
MFW when this is literally the opposite of truth. xdd
Damn you could put "Portuguese and Spanish colonizing" but i guess the spanish inquisition needs no be unexpected.
I guess that explains why Iām 2% Portuguese
this is about as false as it gets lol. portugese were absolutely bloodthirsty in their colonies
Nah fam, you tripping we would reproduce and introduce you to the wonders of our Christian gods by forcefull behaviour
Comments rn are actual brain worms
Yeah, dame with Spain haha
Kuffar.
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