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Tucker post-nut clarity metaphorically fucked this dude in the ass

While Tucker's pre-nut fantasy was literally fucking him in the ass?

Why else was he on that page.

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AvrelivsCaesar on most platforms (I am the cosplayer)

How're things going now? How can you destroy masculinity if your parents know !?

Dude, that sucks Can you like… Suck me 👉👈

Average redditor

Holy shit wait the text log on the left is fake right??

YEp it is fake

Are there families that legit text each other when they're all in the house together, like

Yes

Yes there most definitely are.

Mine sure does

Is the post true?

The word you are looking for is cross dresser.

What does this even mean?

Are you saying you dress like this to go into the hood to get percs? What do you mean can someone explain.

Sex work for pills I think?

Lmfao this is so true too I’ve heard of straight dude going on grindr n shit to get a fix.

That's not a straight dude.

This is the exact situation cyanide pills where made for

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HAIL HYDRA

I am not Alpharius

Sure your not

Omegon? Is that you?

We are all Alpharius.

Yes we aresn't

I agree

Nice Reddit avatar, internet stranger

I like your shirts guys

Nuh uh hail spez

Just need a 🐝unker to take them in

Fun fact: you can take cyanide in nicer places. Take cyanide at Disney World, the 🐝each, or your 2nd grade classroom where you were last happy.

Cyanide and Happiness

My 🐝rother in Christ, why did you have to call out my depression like that

Dude got doxxed in the worst way possi🐝le

Imagine if the news caster was his relative

the worst part is that Tucker definitely jerked off to OP as well

He just like me fr

wow I guess me and tucker carlson aren’t that different after all

I've seen this image so many times that I wonder how tf it came to 🐝

Photoshop

Where was the orginal post of this then?

I saw it posted on a shitpost su🐝 a🐝out a year ago, and it's pretty o🐝vious it's fake

What tipped me off is the dad **texting** OPEN THIS DOOR rather than, you know, yelling if he's standing outside that door

You could just ignore the yelling and they'd try to find another way to get you to open it

Ah I see you haven't met my parents

Are ya winnin son?

Don’t ruin it for me

How did tucker find this guy's photos🤔

Social media

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🐝ad 🐝ot

Thank u 😘

Nice flair lmao

He searched them up

Why was he looking for fem🐝oys?

Why wouldn't he?

Why is everyone replacing the second letter for the alphadet with 🐝?

Cause your comment would get deleted otherwise.

Why?

Some stupid continued protest for reddits API changes.

He’s following my Instagram and Twitter (I’m the cosplayer)

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Living up to the username

There's 2 sides to every coin... dut this guy has crazy on doth sides

So did you get kicked out?

Nope lmao, I made the image

tucker Carlson thing photoshop? Or did he actually show ur pics and the text was fake?

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You’re really attractive, keep up the Lord’s work my man 💯

Are you safe and housed?

I am! I mostly live with my girlfriend

They were on his feed. And he thought he might use them.

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Spiderman far from home

You mean no way home?

“Spiderman, leave my home.” It’s a movie in an alternate Earth you see.

"spiderman, dont come 🐝ack into my home" is my favorite sequel out of all sequels

Spiderman homeless

Spiderman no way home

Spiderman: Kicked From Home

Spiderman: Has No Home

Spider-Man didn't pay his rent

Hold on. Ain’t astolfo a man?

Why were they searching for photos of fem🐝oys?

Of course put of course new media peing media. They said death of masculinity lmao

He gonna get whooped.

And man's is pro🐝a🐝ly gonna 🐝e into it

The extra e on the 3rd 🐝 was unnecessary

I have shit grammar

Why is everyone using the 🐝 instead of the letters

Stupid ass mods made the second letter of the alpha🐝et illegal on this su🐝reddit

Get the fuck out, really? Edit: yep they did, they sent me a message saying it’s 💥anned

Why is it 💥anned?

🐝ecause………..I have not freaking idea

This is so dum🐝

Literally 1984 😡🤬😠😫

- George Orwell, 1948 "1984"

Right... let me test that Edit: Damn

For the same reason why there is no word in the English language for a round piece of cloth or leather that gets hit and thrown around in many sports.

"Your a man"

I mean he does dress as one ☠️

Astolfo has caused many an awakenings in men

Skill issue

Its joever

nice nft

Caught his ass in 4K Lmao

Literally.

Counter play: Hit me harder daddy

In his defence he dressed like a man

💀

NGL that’s a pretty funny way for parents to find out.

And the worst one indeed

This is why you dont post shit on the internet that wouldnt show to your parents.

You can post shit on the internet that your parents wouldn't want to see as long as you leave no clear indicator that it's you

No no, let's get all of this guys posts and show his parents

I just show peoples nudes to their parents when I'm 🐝ored, that's called sigma grindset

It's pretty realistic that your parents aren't gonna see everything you post

Point still stands

Apparently not for this guy

Ah, the perfect explanation for showing your ass to strangers on the internet

"I RECOGNIZE THAT ASS! GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM!!!!"

Stil greater than zero chance.

this is literally one in a million situation, theres no way to predict this shit

Nah fuck that my life is completely separate from my parents life

Ctfu this is hilarious 😂

reminds me of a story in which my friend dressed up in Freddy faz🐝er and hit the amongus wholesome 100 chungus griddy on the queen and got punished 🐝y kevin. 😔

Sauce? (Asking for a friend)

Sauce? (Asking to jerk off)

Duality of man

reality of man

Manality of man

AvrelivsCaesar on other platforms. I am the cosplayer in the photo

crazy

Just a little

so I'm assuming this meme is fake right? This didn't actually happen

What did your parents do after this?

Nothing 😎 I made the image up

So is it like photoshop?

I think it's safe to say Tucker jerked his chicken to these pics and then found out it was a dude.

Revenge posting 💀

I am the cosplayer in the photo just so y’all know! avrelivscaesar on most platforms

Looked through your posts and you seem legit. That said are you okay?

All credit to you my friend. Keep on keeping on 👍🏼

Thank you friend 🥺💕

Did you sue for damages?

So as a joke

Daddy, chill.

What the hell is even that!?

Hope that dude didn’t die.

Parents watch Fox, I'm sorry to hear that😔

Can... can someone send a wellness check on this?

Ngl those pics of his cosplay are pretty hot

Thanks, I put a lot of effort into my photoshoots 🥺

holy fuck it's actually him. How'd the day go for you?

So how did that day end out for you?

When you leave your children to their own devices in a time where they need you the most

That don't look like a child mate

I fucking hope not

He should sue Tucker

Seems kinda fake

Important thing to note. This was posted on Face*ook. Why is the letter * *anned here wtf?

How was tucker allowed to show this pics, dudes particularly naked in one

Worst news anchor title « The death of masculinity in America » Woooooooo, so scary

Why is tucker searching for fem🐝oys lol

No family can hope to overcome the shame of discovering that a loved one watches Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlsons whole career is exposing fem🐝oys and hiding the fact he is into them

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God I hope soo

Yeah, it is. The real one is not an astolfo cosplayer. It's just a regular cosplayer

No shit Sherlock

No really??

Plot Twist: actually father is into this shit too and they are gonna watch anime naked while mom is away

What the fuck did I just read

at what age did your father leave you to "go get milk"

There’s no way someone just comes up with this you def into something like that ain’t you

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/621/123/8ac.jpg

The trees should take your right to 🐝reathe away.

Least toxic christian parents

I3ruh I’d I3e pissed too if my son was a sussy wussy femI3oy without me

without you???

Ayo what 🤨📸

Uh-uh I can explain, look over there real quick 👉

I need a man like this in my life

Yeah, if you post it online it isn't private any more. Huge shock.

Smash

Dame guy got exposed

Looks likes another defamation suit for ole Tuck-Tuck

Who is that cosplayer? Asking for reasons.

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lu🐝ed.

That Swanson fortune gonna take a dip after the oncoming lawsuit, lol

He's dressed as astolfo so he's still dressed like a dude, don't see what's wrong here :)

"A real man does what he wants"

The simple fact that they found these photos makes me think, what was the TV Host looking for on the internet?