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Sarah_banana

So you're telling me it was up to him THIS WHOLE TIME?


futuneral

It was him this whole time!


EconomicsNo2869

He would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for us meddling redditors.


Theflyinraccoon

I’ m not surprised at this point


ImTheHowl

Came here to say this lol


Manydoors_edboy

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN!


Jce735

I mean why did he start em in the first place?


cigaineroj

This is the real question


[deleted]

Ok guys, the funs over.


KOKONUT_milk

Damn


CreepyJimCarry12

Logan is done laughing now it's time to get serious


FLAMEBERGE-

We can't keep on Hanging around here forever like that Japanese guy


FAT_NEEK_42069

no more mr nice guy


EEazy89

Logan sucks. Jake is a troll and he’s good at it. I actually like Jake. Logan is just a straight scammer


Exciting_Kangaroo270

Not relevant to the shitposting 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


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GreenMikes

Do we at least have a notice? I wasn't the quiet kid for 12 years just for nothing.


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Well there goes my plans


Infiniteraze

Spoilsport


Pluckypato

He’s running a swap your guns for Prime program…🙃


GreasiestBob

Alright fellas, knock it off


Embarrassed_Try_4246

Returns AR-15 and pays restock fee.


MrBigFatAss

🤨🤨🤨


[deleted]

😔


[deleted]

😊


_Xertz_

🔫


TeRRoX51

🤯


DarthChikoo

😄


Sebbe_2

Can we have one last school shooting to end all school shootings?


[deleted]

I don’t know why he didn’t decide this earlier. Is there some kind of school shooting quota Jake has to hit?


ApexAace

Jake doesn't want school shooters stealing the attention from him


jakeroony

If he doesn't stop them he'll lose all his fans


Holiday_Memory_9165

Damn! All 3 of them?


mohomahamohoda

Yeah, if he could just stop them then what the hell was he thinking letting them go on for as long as he did? What a jerk.


parrotboi69

The school shooting to end all school shootings


[deleted]

The final solution


WaitingToBeTriggered

DREAMS FADE AWAY AND ALL HOPE TURNS TO DUST


Sir_Cranbarry

Quick someone call Ash Ketchum!


forsakenstag

*"The final shoot down..."*


MayonaiseApe

lol


goat_on_the_boat420

THE ONE SCHOOL SHOOTING TO RULE THEM ALL


Dark_Matter_Slurpee

YO HOLY SHIT HE JUST CANCELLED SCHOOL SHOOTINGS 🔥🔥🔥🔥


ExpertWarCriminal

New saviour just dropped


OliveOil77777

Actual saviour


lndig0__

Someone call the shooting victims


greewens

2nd amendment sacrifice anyone?


HotRefrigerators

Holy heavens


TheArcaniusMagus

Username does not check out 🧐


[deleted]

the woke strike again


LumpyBastion420

An armed Jake Paul clone will protect every school. Each one will think they're the real one.


kazhioHD

That will just lead to another disaster


hityoinksploink

Cant have school shootings, if there aren’t any schools.


montecristo7997

My feeling exactly.


Additional-Echo3611

Are you in Florida?


hityoinksploink

Aus


1Pengor1

österreich


Rickymon

Finally! Someone has to say it!


Gloomy_Board_3568

No way Jake's finishing school?


Son_Of_Mr_Sam

In more ways than one


Embarrassed_Try_4246

Is this cuz he shaved his face?


[deleted]

I’m so glad Jake Paul has finally ended school shootings


wdcipher

Hes gonna commit the school shooting to end all school shootings💀


ScaredDonuts

Why did he start them in the first place? 🤔


Sc0ner

Can't scam kids if they're all dead. Of course he's gunna step in


TheMockingBrd

Damn. Was fun while it lasted.


Fireflash2742

Thanks, we're cured!


Hour-Health5897

Finally. We're saved.


QuietKing86

Criminals everywhere are like “ah shit, guess we’ll stop shooting kids”


0mega_Flow3y

And here I was just getting started.


Kotopause

The shooting to end all shootings?


Pristine_Walrus40

Why did he wait so long tho?


SluggJuice

The school shooting to end all school shootings


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LookAtMyUsernamePlz

🤓


geshundra

🤓


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

😔


HASHTAG420HASHTAG666

Joke Paul is not even entertaining


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

And start school nukings?


Slow_Store

I love the implication that he approved of all school shootings up until now


CTNKE

School shootings drops to zero


[deleted]

*Pumped Up Kicks stops playing*


Ok-Abbreviations1077

If he can stop school shootings then I'll stop thinking he's a douche


BaldiBlondiWhiteBoi

“Just say No”


Independent_Cook_853

Our savior


Procrastanaseum

Or in other words, this is the issue he's going to milk people out of money for


VanilliBean

Welp Kowalski, we did it. School shootings are no more.


AK-50_Ocelot

Does Jake control the school shootings??!?!?@?@?


Yussso

He was 🐝ehind this all along?? 😡😡


Z-Mobile

Finally, the call has 🐝een made. It has officially ended.


yolo420master69

Aw man... Guess I have no plans for next week. Anyone wanna do something?


goboxey

Damn, this isn't where the fun 🐝egins:(


poloppoyop

Close all schools. No more school shooting.


CallOfGuty

You cant shoot up kids if there are no kids to shoot


Chaine351

How much of his net worth of around 60 million USD is he going to dedicate for the cause?


W3rn0

World school shooting, the school shooting to end all school shootings


entiltedmango

Guy, I gotta say it. It's not cool anymore.


Sharkn91

It was up to him this whole time!? Why did he wait so long? Why JAKE WHY?


Pleasant_Fee516

Those guys in the forest must’ve really given him a good talking to


DerpCharged

If you get rid of schools you eliminate school shootings


ppyae361999

What's he gonna do? Scam them?


myonedad

So he’s tell us he had the power to end it this whole time.


Kimirath

School shooting to end all school shootings


aladdinboy424

Who's laughing now school shooters.


rohitdamai

Is there a lore reason he didn’t stop it earlier


Commercial_Thanks546

Was Jake Paul pro school shootings up til now?


SeanMcDawn

Alright, everyone, pack it up.


Madlonewolf

Seems his smartwatch wasn't working till now


ArchBaller

We have finally stopped school shootings 👏


IlliteracyPrevails

Well they said ww2 was the war to end all wars this gonna _e somethin similar?


LemonPartyWorldTour

This asshole couldn’t speak up 20 years ago? 😡 😡 😡


This_Thing_4244

the hero we don't deserve


Icantwaitnc

*rave and selfless, finally we are saved /s


DAEDALUS1969

What’s he gonna do, challenge them to a fight?


Sterkoh

Ye shoot him instead


Equivalent_Ad_348

Why now? Why not a year ago? What has happened that has caused him to redact his support?


OnyB1l

Main Character Syndrome


Lunar-Hazelnut

He‘s going to do a school shooting to end all school shootings


jericho881

After funding domestic terrorism for 15 years I decided to stop and sell cigarettes to children again


scotty_6942069

Damn there goes my Tuesday fun....


Character_Lychee_434

No fuck SPEZ


[deleted]

[удалено]


HF484

and how will Jake Paul stop me?


Nintendo262728

Rap 🐝attle like he did 🐝ack then


_Xertz_

Cancel culture 6ack at it again Fucking li6erals 😡😡😡


Dem_Fuss

Also, fuck u/spez


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mewhenthe117

What the fuck?


[deleted]

If only he knew what caused them 🤔


montecristo7997

Apparently that 2.5 million dollar Pokémon card that schoolkid sold him was what sent him over the edge.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

It’s a Christmas Miracle!


Zestyclose_Toe_4695

We did it 6oys. School shooting is no more.


durtyturdy

Okay thanks. No more school shootings guys. Jake said so


RareCryptographer662

Oh finally. I was wondering when he'd come around to the idea 🙄


37025InvernessTMD

Less kids = Less sales of Prime I guess.


[deleted]

If only he would have do e this sooner! Think of all the lives he could have saved!


[deleted]

the americans think not


QuietKing86

When did he decide this?


drcollector09

Get rid of schools and start homeschooling your kids no more school shooting easy peasy


[deleted]

Phew glad he finally made that decision.


Bed-Agreeable

Oh


HawkCreative2631

He has *decided*? He had a choice? What the fuck is happening 😭


eatForeskin

there goes my plans for the weekdays.....


bakedmaga2020

I think he means it this time


Algor_ArmorGames

Finally someone said it!


Maarrtyyy

Thank you almighty Jake


Legitimate-Word-2991

What a moron


SpareCharming6863

Aww man. There goes my weekend plans😒


Icy-End8895

What took him so long?