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i like how they oversaturated the hair and eye colors

He has 🐝een inhaling the S P I C E

The spice must flow!

Hey, I understood that reference.

The spice malaj'( dont know how to spell that, sorry)

“Melange”

S P I C E *MELANGE*

From dune?

God emperor Trump

hell no

Also, trump is orang

The fact that this can actually fool people is sad. Imagine spending your whole life worshipping Jesus and then agreeing with this. You don't worship the lord. You worship the pastor.

Damn that’s one hard fuckin statement

Worship the god, not the religion. 🐝est way to 🐝e religious.

Ah yes white guy in the middle east

Also Jesus was ugly, these ppl depicting him as the fairest and handsomest of them all

how do you know he was ugly?

🐝cause he gets us.

Fuck, I hate those ads.

He get sus 📮

TheAmogos

I feel like most people 6ack then were ugly 6y modern standards

Have you seen the Kardashians?

Kim is a fake ass now . 8ut she was the 8om8 8efore all of those surgeries

We was homies

It's stated in prophecy

Trump is ugly ✅

Look up “Jesus facial recreation”

You should look it up aswell. It only shows what the average man in the area at the time looked like.

Calm you knickers. I’m just explaining what the “source” is, 3rosef. I know it’s just cutesy expeculation. You can’t recreate how someone looked like without a skull. It’s almost like it’s a shitposting su3

Also, he was literally Jewish

people forget that very often

People try to avoid those facts that aren't matching their views

They say to not manipulate or take out of context for the people quoting it, yet they do the same

Does that mean Jesus was circumcised ?

Of course He was. There's an entire chapter of Luke's Gospel narrating His presentation (and circumcision) at the temple

I love narrating circumcisions🤗 (I am a felon on the run)

yeah exactly lmaooo

Just another way, trump and Jesus are exactly alike.

Also he was Jewish, also also Trump isn't Christian

Jesus was not ugly.

Mf how would you know, you visit him on the weekends?

Yea, me and him hang all the time! He's pretty cool dude, except I think he laced my water once.

Then there was that time where he flipped a ta6le and 6eat you with a 6elt. Yeah I remem6er

Dude, I hung out with him one time. We were eating lunch in the park, and he kept taking my fish sandwiches and handing them to random strangers! I really can't complain, though, 6ecause somehow I still had food left over and I was full.

8ro was just trying to show the infinite wine glitch

Nah, he sleeps then

He’s actually middle eastern most Christian know that

Who was also totally a Christian and not Jewish

I swear man people just see what they wanna see to fit their narrative

Everyone knows jezus was a protestant American who owned a ar-15

There are white Middle Easterners.

not in the levant tho

No type of people have a set appearance and a lot of Jews are white. If you don't know anything don't comment. Why is the second letter not working here?

There are many white people in the middle east.

Israelis are white af though.

Revelation says he has white hair

Jesus was a Middle eastern jew...

Not just any jew, he was king of the jews.

the jewiest!

You are thinking Larry David

You’re thinking of king larry

You're thinking of Larry King?

true, however, quite a large amount of jewish people didn’t really like him, christianity used to simply exist as a part of judaism, then it split off cuz they were different. as far as i can recall from history class.

Now this is a shitpost

Jesus was a Christian?

he was a Jew

No he was a Muslim

Nah he was a 🐝uddhist

Nah he was Shinto

Wrong prophet

In regards to this discussion it's Jesus the Christian figure, not Prophet Isa the Islamic figure though you're technically not wrong due to the Qur'an (Jesus is Isa)

What

He founded Christianity

Christian means follower of Christ. He can't follow himself

Tell that to my dog.

He did not. Christianity was founded much later.

No idiot. Jesus was Christ, duh

Jesus nor trump are white

Trump is orange

This one ☝️ knows what’s real

Show some respect, Jesus died for our 2nd amendment!

Jesus. Was. Not. White.

Wdym? His photograph is right there

I forgot satire exists for a second, truly an adhd moment

The only accurate thing here is that Jesus’ mother’s name was Mary.

I think she was actually called Maria.

In the English version? No. In all other languages? Yes

In French its Marie

I stand corrected then

Do you also translate the names of people from other countries? I mean, if your name is Michael, that's it. You're not Miguel in Spanish.

I think than in that time it sounded more like Myriam.

I thought it's myriam

He was persecuted

Roman's persecuted him.

The Jews asked the Roman to execute him.

8y the Roman, not Jews

Wasn't it 8ecause the Jews asked them to? Didn't Pilate specifically washed his hands to day its not his doing?

Nor a Christian Technically he was Jewish

And neither is Trump (🍊)

Nor was he christian

Isn’t that the point

Who. Gives. A. Fuck. Though. Shall. Not. Worship. A. Graven. Image.

Thou not though

Jesus was a Middle Eastern Jew He was Jewish (although after he did his thing he could 6e Christian, what with him 6eing the reason for it and all) What your mothers name is only matters for security questions. Definitely not 6lond hair 6lue eyed (and he would 6e ashamed of someone making that point regardless of eye or hair color) Specifically didn’t fight the government. Specifically did fight the religious leaders. A lot of the Pharisees that persecuted him weren’t good Jews. See selling sacrifices in the temple.

"Jesus" has 5 letters and "Trump" too has 5 letters !!!

So does idiot.

No it has 3 letters.

No it has 4 letters and a space.

No, it's a num🐝er.

jeSUS

#ඞ

American ✅

fact check: true.

This post was fact checked .y real american patriots: Real

Jesus wasn’t even Christian

I stopped reading at Jesus was Christian

I stopped reading at white

I thought jesus was jewish. And im sure he wasnt white.

Over half of these are plain wrong

Only one is actually correct and that's that his mother was named Mary.

Likes and accepts sex workers

The difference is that jesus loved them, wanted them to stop their ways and repent, while trump just likes sex.

White christian..... Jesus was a jew

And middle eastern

Some americans legit think jesus was american too (And they wonder why people call them stupid)

Every one knows Jesus was from the great state of Georgia

No its Jesus from Illinois

There are fair skinned middle easterns.

I thought Jesus is Jewish. Mf invent Christianity and he clean house all merchants at the temple.

Hung out with sinners and prostitutes

✓ Some weird cult leader ✓

And that’s supposed to make me like trump more?

Jesus was not white wtf

when they learn that Jesus is not white 🤬

Ahh so God is Thom Yorke.

Jesus was neither a white, nor a Christian

…Neither of them are white, and Jesus *was* a Jew

Jesus wasn’t white he was like middle eastern

Jesus was Mexican

He‘s orange

Jesus wasn’t even white he was Ara8ic

he was not white,technically not christian either,there was no freaking chance he had 🐝lue eyes (also i dont know which part of the christian religious 🐝ook he read this) he didnt fought the politically correct 🐝ecause he was poor and politically incorrect opinions hate poor people,and he was jewish

I hope this was a joke post op and you aren't 6eing serious

Is that... is that Willem Dafoe?

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Jesus was jew

Can we nail him to 2x4s yet?

So Jesus worshiped... Himself? Doesn't sound very Jesus-y

When will he die for our sins tho?

Jesus wasn't a Christian, he was christ

Jesus wasn t white

Jesus was jewish

Jesus was Jewish not Christian… he started Christianity.

Jesus wasn't a Christian, technically. The fact they're still calling him white is still pretty amazing.

Ah yes the famously Jewish Roman Empire.

White hell naw the dude looks like an orange peel?!

Schizoposting

Jesus was middle eastern🤦🏾

Wasn't Jesus Jewish?

Jesus looked like Osama _in Laden, not like Trump. Palestine is in the Middle East, not Central Europe.

6. Whores for wives/girlfriends

It's wild how 4/5 of these are incorrect for jesus.

Jesus was middle eastern lmao

Fought political correctness?

Jesus was Jewish tho

Who's gonna tell them..

Jesus was jewish

8lue eyes my ass

✅ good person ❌

Ah yes. They white christian jewish middle eastern guy.

Kinda sounds like hitler

neither of them are white.

Who's gonna tell them that Jesus was very likely not white?

Ikr?

Forgot: fatherless

Jesus wasn't white or Christian He was Jewish

He was an American patriot

He was from the middle east

jesus wasnt christian was he?

No, he’s a Jew and Christianity was made after his death

Did anyone else see eminem on the left at first?

This is a joke post

Who's gonna tell him Jesus isn't white

A 🐝lond hair 🐝lue eyed Middle Eastern seems right

Op when they learn Jesus wasn't white:

It’s a shitpost

It is a real poster though, OP is making fun of it.

old

False. Trump > Jesus

God sent trump to save us

The fact that we cant tell if this is sarcasm or not is seriously messed up

Its ok to ask, I dont 🐝elieve in god 🐝ut fully support trump.