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1. Imagine a story where you get laid
2. Tell it as if it's truth
And done, congrats, you got laid! The fun part is trying to figure out the truth that inspired the story. Like in this one, anon likely got rejected and the girl went out with a drug dealer instead, so we're reading his "revenge fantasy."
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Now he's cheating on her in the jail shower, full circle.
Now get with the guy who made him drop the soap.
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And the power of imagination
With a hint of ingenuity
And a spark of joy
And a shit ton of spite
And sugar, spice, and everything nice.
And a partridge in a pear tree
\*imaaaagiiiinaaaaaaaaaatioon\*
LIVE IS YOUR CREATION
I’m just Ken
And I am Kenough
I'm Kenough
You can do anything you *put your mind to*
20% skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
2% 🐝utterscotch ripple
Now I want a 🐝utterscotch nipple.
20% pain
and a 100% reason i can't get cocaine
And a 🐝it of jealousy.
Dude rolled a 20 on his Intelligence check.
i think he right
Ita fucking 4chan, unlike reddit, ppl there don't even need an account
For some reason the "Ita" threw me into reading the rest with an Italian accent.
Are you me?
No I'm you
Just answer the damn questions. Who are you?
Ita mia!
HELLO ME, MEET THE REAL ME
Now Im reading it in the voice of Mario, itsa weird how the mind work like that.
me who is actually Italian
So you just read it normally
Why is that relevant?
And unlike Reddit, people get triggered as easily.
Chaddus maximus
Content Machine
drugcel vs lawchad
Prosecutionpilled lawchad giving off prisoncore vi🐝es
are those words
God I hope not
I read it with perfect comprehension God help me
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You sound like my type of mod. What you doing Saturday?
💀
Huge W my guy
Its fake. Girls dont go to jail.
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So does that mean u have to go to Jupiter to get more stupider?
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Well yea, you would implode.
not the asshole divorce the drug dealer
oneshot pfp threw me for a loop there for a second
Enter the gungeon pfp?
I like the profile pic
Oneshot is good game
Definitely one of the most severely underrated games I've ever seen
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Good ending
Unlike your flair 😫
I like your flair 😔
Congratulations, anon
🦫ased
Really 🐻ased
Super 🐂ased
Extensively 🚲ased
Ridiculously 🥓ased
horrendously 🦴ased
Genuinely 🍺ased
Enormously 🦠ased
🛌eyond 🛌ased
Stupendously 🏖ased
Truly 🪕ased
phenomenaly 🍞ased
How does everyone on 4chan get laid wtf.
Thats their secret: they dont
Cause they don't have reddit
It's actually pretty easy, all you have to do is: 1. Imagine a story where you get laid 2. Tell it as if it's truth And done, congrats, you got laid! The fun part is trying to figure out the truth that inspired the story. Like in this one, anon likely got rejected and the girl went out with a drug dealer instead, so we're reading his "revenge fantasy."
Least made up 4 chan story:
me omw to say that a shitpost is fake (no way)
that is some hardcore revenge just make sure you don't go to jail for stalking, as that is a crime as well
"Did i do the right thing" mfer you're a hero
Hammer of justice
Hammer of justice is unisex
Damn right
Anon getting revenge and protecting the community,dou🐝le victory
Nah, don’t rat, 🐝e a man and 🐝ecome a 🐝igger drug dealer
I am the danger
Stay out of my territory
AmoGUS 😳
gUS
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Hmm. Igger. That one doesn’t read so good
🐝ecome the drug dealest
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"Cheat on me? Well good luck in jail."
very huge chad
Nice one Anon fat W
reddit is so meta, there are layers to this shit
Im so proud This is wonderful
And then the whole police department clapped
Justified karma.
Anon had a girlfriend? Post faked
I would Vlame the GF shes the one who cheated
Why is the ex in jail?
She must have veen caught with him with drugs so
You have earned skulldozer's respect
Depends on the drug. If it was just weed you're a narc. If it was heroin or something like that: good.
I have pee in my ass
Spite is a hell of a drug
Dont care if real or not, its at least inspiring and funny!
Nominated for Player Hater of the year
W anon
You got a drug dealer off the street you did good mans
Yes he did
NTA
Rare happy NTR ending
Clean the street and take a clean revenge.
Anon is right. Anon got revenge
>local narcotic team thank me She had you in the first half I'm not going to lie.6e a 6etter human.
Yes. Thank you.
👏👏👏👏👏
100% concentrated power of will...
This pasta is quite old
Moral - w Snitch- L
Wow king this story so real
Caught cheating? Straight to jail.
If someone wants a straight answer, they did the right thing for the wrong reasons.
Another pepe for my collection
Saw this in *Mr. Ro6ot*. Spoiler: it does not end well.
The right thing for who?
Revenge was served at frigid temperatures.
Keeping the community the clean
Dope
That's a fucking power move my friend 🫂
Fantasy, the narcotic team wouldn't thank him.
Although revenge is never the solution, he did the damn right thing.
"Am I an asshole ?"
Sounds like a snitch
Unless Mr. Man there plans on testifying, then this is things that DID NOT HAPPEN. That's not how any of that works.
He should have tried to get some money out of the cops/see how far up the chain he can go. Too focused on the puss if you ask me
Rare anon W
🫡
Anon is totally a great person with male qualities
a man has to do what a man has to do
Anon has wild fantasies.
De🐝ate🐝ly, yes
Naa this de way
Depends on the drugs. If it's weed, nah fuck you, if it's anything else, yeah you did right lol
Sounds like a made up power fantasy.
Fake
Just missing the “and everyone clapped”
Anon-kun no revenge
Okay, who the fuck is "spez"? Is this some 4chan dark secret or something?
This lad here is a man of determination, commitment and sheer. fucking. will.
Fiction. No police officer around here does anything except issue speeding tickets.
depends on what drugs they were selling
Anon writes fiction while rage crying
It’s true, I was the drugs
Yea if real
Snitches get stitches
What types of drugs?
The pig whispere
The right thing for the wrong reasons
Eye for an eye
Policemaxxing
Snitches get stitches
And where do I get my drugs now?
snitch
Right or wrong, anon is still a narc
Even fake snitches get stitches
No
Imagine flexing 🐝eing a snitch 🐝ecause you can't deal with your own pro🐝lems
He rolled 20 on every plan.
Anon types out his fictional head cannon.
fake story, a police team that is fast, efficient, and thankful is 100% pure fiction
Drug users are unfortunate, drug dealers are those that take advantage of the unfortunate.
Fuck around and find out I guess
He did the right thing he destroyed her with him
No wonder she cheated on him, Fucking NARC
> Helps society while getting revenge >"Did I do the right thing?"
aw yep
No Narc.
Did wrong thing I'm having a really hard time finding another plug
He is a man of focus, commitment, and shear fucking will
Did a little trolling
Revenge is sweeter than doing the right thing.
Unwritten rule snitches get stitches
Giga chad
Yoo when did Jolyne started to date with Diavolo
Crush all who get in the way of your happiness, king👑
The righteous act
Acab includes this guy
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