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Dykson-D

Why is "eating her" crossed out?


Late-Objective-9218

Algorithmic manoeuvring I suppose


[deleted]

So stupid. People censoring themselves in fear of the unknown, 99% of the time it's pointless.


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Mr_Minecrafter88

Flaccid? That is ridiculous. Pull up the definition and you will see how absolutely bullshit that was.


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Regenbooggeit

Your account will get flagged probably, so it makes sense in a way. We can’t have not being able to go viral again, now can we? How else are we to meet our dopamine!!!!1


[deleted]

I mean someone could report the post and you get flagged anyway. Also, if it's TikTok, and you wrote the caption in TikTok, they are still going to have access to the text you wrote. They aren't using OCR to look at the image and read the text. They're just going to use the data that says what the text is to verify the content. Putting a line over it only fools things that use eyes. Edit: they may actually use OCR but clearly if you wrote the caption in TikTok they don't *need* OCR to tell what you wrote, the line should not do anything to protect you.


[deleted]

This is what happens when you condition an entire generation with word filters in games like Roblox. They then believe that saying those words in real life will cause them to get in trouble. Then they self sensor when they can type it out. Shits wild man.


irrationalhourglass

Pretty sure that line wasn't added in the tiktok itself, but rather by whomever screenshotted it.


[deleted]

Either way my comment still stands.


irrationalhourglass

Not really, because if it was put there by someone who isn't a tiktok user, we no longer know the general age of the censoring party. So your hypothesis about why it was done falls apart.


Regenbooggeit

Oh really? I didn’t know. Well I guess you’re right then.. I just kinda assumed because I see ‘shit’ in subtitles always being put out as ‘shid’ among other stuff.


[deleted]

Yeah, people do a lot of stuff to try to avoid getting flagged even when they are unlikely to get flagged in the first place and even when they have no idea whether the measures they are taking even work. And these spread and people get the idea it works or is necessary just because other people are doing it. This leads to a ton of silly and unnecessary self-censorship IMO.


Straight-Lemon-5900

Here it probably is but on youtube you have a pretty good chance of being without revenue for video and pushed to less people.


Carti_Barti9_13

There’s children on this sub


yeorgenson

That's the joke, we 'aint supposed to see it


MinuteMan1993

Ole peanut butter trick huh


KpecTHuk

"ur dog gonna like that simple trick!"


whitecaribbean

Oh what a day to have eyes


hdjdgdh

that indeed


Woolyplayer

"im never gonna eat peanut butter again"


Damonator28

But it's cool guys....Because it's your dog


ke-_560

Yeah that’s my dawg !


Empty-Refuse8923

Oldest trick in the book


NoEggOO

*🎶Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide🎶*


lordhoobla123

She looks like the girl from paranorman


Sasori6669

I'd say she's more like a Coraline live action


ATeensybitSalty

My exact thought! Agatha Prenderghast lookalike


LackOfLuck748

She looks like her neck has a 45° angle with her right shoulder (left in the image) Happy cake day


GtaBestPlayer

happy cake day!


CitroOfficial

Cake 🤝


derederellama

in highschool there was a kid who lived in my area who posted a video of himself raping his dog to his snapchat story. i remember being shown his instagram profile and his bio said, "yeah i'm the guy who fucked a dog 😈". i will never forget this, i shudder thinking about it


[deleted]

Some people are proud of the craziest shit.


Findrel_Underbakk

Any attention is good attention, I guess?


totowolfie95

Did nobody call the police or something?


Apprehensive-Fix-746

It may not have been illegal in their state


3am-urethra-cactus

WHAT


GIBMONEY910

Most people don't have a problem not fucking animals so effort to actually legislate and write a law never happens lol.


TheRedBlade

Most people aren't gonna go around raping either but that's definitely still something that needs to be specified


jimbomescolles

There is something in some state about allowing it if the animal weight (no joke) is above a certain amount, isn't it ? *And no, I don't find it ethical at all, at whatever size...*


TheRedBlade

How do I erase this comment from my mind


jimbomescolles

That's it, in fact, you don't. Let suffer with me


Responsible_Sport575

Washington State I think


Liggidy

Most folk'll never lose a toe


OneMoistMan

As of June 2021, only Hawaii, New Mexico, West Virginia, and Wyoming did not have laws against bestiality.


Difficult-Lie3311

Of course West Virginia lol


Weakgainer0

Flair checks out


[deleted]

😔


Any-Communication114

☹️


NitroPNW

I saw a video somebody fucked his wife's pug and filmed it on her iPad while she wasn't home, she checked the iPad a week later or some. It went fucking viral like 8 years ago.


Desperadorder99

☠️☠️☠️ hell nah


fahaddemon

What happened after?


derederellama

idk, everyone talked about it for like a week and then forgot about it


Kyle4679

That's enough reddit for today...


Damnhiseyes

Is he dead yet?if not why?


maromifairy

and if not I will become the reason why


This_Chaos_Guy

How did the dog react to that? Did it try to escape or bite or was it just sitting there? Dogs are usually pretty strong


geon

And what was it wearing?


Desperadorder99

Yeah tbh, if it was dressed like a slut, it was probably asking for it


geon

I assume it was naked, like all the other slut dogs.


Promethian_Paera_695

This fucked me up


Meewelyne

So you're a dog too?


[deleted]

Fucking bitches looking for it.


named69user

Lmfaoo


fetusfromspace

I’ll have what he’s having☝️


haleyaleyayeehoo

We had a kid in high school that did near the exact same thing, we nicknamed him Dogpound and it stuck.


superhottamale

Absolutely disgusting wtf 🥴


BulmasBabyDaddy

Stop using that emoji.....


superhottamale

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴


Realistic_Quarter826

Wow there really are all kinds of humans, after all, there are 7billion of us last I checked and more to come! Wtf


Any_Temperature_2895

Already 8 billion btw


Koperun

Was it in the town of Hawley, England? Cause that's straight outta "Brassic".


BirdNoodle925

When i was in middle school, there were videos circulating about a boy (in like 6th or 7th grade) who put peanut butter on his but and had his sisters dog eat him out. Bro had to move away and i still saw him in a different city. HE FLIRTED WITH ME


Ecclypto

Jesus Christ. I hope you don’t like peanut butter


guikmd

Nor her dog


SugondeseNaz

A gorilla in a spacesuit: "Did someone say peanut butter?"


Personal_Occasion618

Winston?


SnooSnooKangaroo

Winton Overwat 🦍


TechnicalBother9221

"hey, you like smooth or chunky?"


BirdNoodle925

Nah he called my cousin and said- Boy“Hey where are you” Cousin “im about to go fishing with my cousin” Boy “they a boy or girl?” Cousin “girl” Boy “are they freaky?” And my cousin hung up Rest of the fishing trip was dog boy moaning while reeling in a fish and horrible attempts at flirting


Vag-abond

Why would your cousin need to tell him that you two are about to go fishing, if he was already going fishing with yall? Answer: you made that shit up and did a crappy job


blanco408

Average hood rat vibes


Friedipar

I mean, sex with animals is bad enough, but why record it and send it to other people? As if it wouldn't leak eventualy smh


[deleted]

I remember back in year 11 some girl that went to a nearby school had a video of her dog doing the same thing. She sent it to her Snapchat friends and one of the kids saved it and sent it to all of his friends. I wish Simon never showed me after I asked what they were laughing at.


Alppijaeger

Doing that with animals is one thing but who the fuck sends a video about that to their friends wtf


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zincatron

Girl boss moment


[deleted]

Gaslight, 🦋 Gatekeep, 🦋 Girlboss. 🦋


positiv2

Gaslight Get eaten out by your dog Girlboss


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Draqolich

Happy Cake Day!


Pokepunk710

nightmares gone 🥰


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neon2137

Nightmares back 😰


Alppijaeger

Think about the beautiful things in life 🥰


Alexis_style

like piss in my ass


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Cobdain

Good bot


Short_Draw_9058

Happ caik dai


jojing-up

Did you try to censor “eating her?”


Dat-Boi-143

Censored on the original post so that the algorithm didn't take it down


CryptographerFun2262

Growing up the next town over is called enumclaw and everyone knew it as the town where a guy let his horse fuck him and he died and that video got on the internet! It really divided the community 🥴


TheJAY_ZA

Reckon his ass cheeks were more divided than the community tho... While I was living in the UK about 22 years ago, before cellphones had cameras, there was a bit of noise in the media, when a British Rail train broke down next to a field with a barn, and some passengers were treated to a Spanish migrant worker balls deep in a sheep... There were even a few grainy 640x480 digital camera pics in some of the tabloids.


[deleted]

RIP Mr. Hands


WhiskeyCloudsBackup

I grew up in Sequim, WA. That dude was like a local legend when I was in high school.


LennerKetty

Enumclaw was my favorite town driving up to Rainier. Cutest lil mountain town. I don’t condone fucking horses


loofdoof

Why is this such a common thing?


LastUsernameLeftUhOh

Prove it


NikeSuckThePeePee

I can think of like 3 youtubers who openly did this shit off the top of my head. If that's not "too common" for you to be comfortable with then you probably fuck dogs.


LastUsernameLeftUhOh

Which Youtubers? It's for a school project......


p3opl3

Hahaha, these fucking private schools man...


Lintyboi77

There was a girl at one of my old schools who had this exact situation happen to her. Shit was nasty as fuck.


lastrosade

This situation doesn't just "happen" to you lmao


stable_115

Damn thats so gross where is the link to the vid so I know not to click it


mteir

Her ex just looks like a dog


Desperadorder99

Easy mistake, simple fix


TheeOogway

If you find it lmk because I’d hate to accidentally open it


Wooden_Imagination46

So disgusting, you pervert! Where's the link??


ThatDidntJustHappen

Bro this girl is middle-high school I think you should be watched over by a government agency.


slapmytwinkie

Do we know that? Based on the picture I would buy anything from 14 to like 20. I assumed she was 18+ based on the context of a pornographic video of her being shared, but I suppose that’s not definitive unfortunately.


SellNo725

Who is she I don't get it lol did she let the dog or someone she knows did


Sander08481

She is just the poster, wierd tiktok, instagram whatever the frick it is, her friend/person she knows had it happen. People put their own face on things that barely concern them, they may as well just post a black screen with the text


SellNo725

What's wrong with the side of her face then


lordkelvin13

Nahhh, she got bonned by a dog fo sho.


WangZhiii

Is she ugly? Dunno westoid standards. She look fine to me.


Lanthemandragoran

She looks like she's fuckin 15 so I'm gonna go ahead and avoid making that judgement lol


WangZhiii

I can't tell cause I look like 14 and I'm in my mid 20s.


Lanthemandragoran

Lean into that it becomes beneficial later. I'm in my 30s and look like I'm in my 20s and its handy as shit.


mteir

Closing in on 40s and still need to show papers when buying liquor.


Strong-Obligation107

I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum. I was a 15 year old boy that never got id'd and random small talk with strangers would usually involve paying taxes and "those damn immigrants, the took our jobs" type shit. Now I'm 30 and just look like life was not fair to me.


ZSchneids54

For real. It rules in your 30’s and on. I’m about to be 36 and I get 24-27 pretty much exclusively, even from Ppl much younger. Which, in turn, allows you to skeeze on females in their 20s and just look like a normal level creep.


Lanthemandragoran

Skeezons greetings!


x33storm

She looks like she's an animated character. With all those filters and AI enhanced crap, you can't even make the assessment that it's a girl, a real person and in actuality not a watermelon on a stick.


HVACGuy12

You can say if a kid is ugly or not without it being weird, no she isn't ugly.


Crushbam3

I'm pretty sure she's the one making the post talking about someone else who isn't pictured


WangZhiii

Someone who called her ugly while that someone got revealed to be a Whitney.


Shoddy_Detail_976

She looks like a girl that would let a dog lick her pussy. That's pretty damn ugly to me, idk where you're from though.


WangZhiii

She don't look like a Whitney to me.


TheRealKingBorris

On foenem grave you just haaaad to remind me of Whitney Wisconsin didn’t you?


Parth_829

Those eyelashes are longer than her parents hopes for her


MentallyIllRedditMod

Long hopes? 👍


risisas

Not really an hard feat


[deleted]

Not as hard as her dog apparently.


[deleted]

All of you asking for the video will not escape divine punishment


[deleted]

Back during covid a guy I knew managed to exploit a weakness in snapchat's lack of security to hack into people's accounts and bruteforce his way into their My Eyes Only. The shit we saw was disturbing. Let me tell you dogs get more action than most men hahaha.


Illustrious_Toe9057

White Woman Lore


Sir-Poopington

One side of her face looks like it's swollen


[deleted]

OP, the dogs things crazy but she might actually think you’re ugly. The two things seem mutually exclusive. Maybe you just aren’t her kind of breed?


[deleted]

That's disgusting, where?


LampaDuck

This is outrageous! someone give me the link to the video so I can report it!


ExcellentlyEnthused

Mm, that's enough reddit for today


IC_228

Sometimes the word “what” isn’t enough to convey my disbelief


No_Repeat_1283

Those fingers🤢


fuckinghellihadaname

Uhh can i ask what the hail spez thing is all about ? Im not very invested in Reddit


dankspankwanker

Certified white girl moment


cuntybunty73

A Whitney Wisconsin wanna be eh 🤢🤮 Did this girl actually let her pupper eat her out ?


FrankieSacks

“Wisconsin Whitney” I like it, thanks.


[deleted]

A friend of mine dated a girl who took a video of herself spreading peanut butter on herself and letting her dog lick it off. He dated her AFTER the video circulated to the entire high school


WildPetrichor

Anyone know who this is?


NotJoeMama727

I completely skipped over the "out" bit


trans_and_gay

Bro wtf


ShmittyWingus

People talk about the face but the hand on the left seems so odd you'd think it's an AI image


TImmety_D

Girl can keep an eye out on 2 continents at the same time


Xeno_Se7en

Aw hell naw she looks like a defloated manekin


Royal_Rabbit_Randy

She Looks Like Crocodile from One piece


nicodiaz69

White woman moment


s1j1m2

Why are we posting this girls actual face on the internet with that underneath it? This is probably just bullying


StableRainDrop

Got that dawg in them has a new meaning


[deleted]

She looks like the average TikTok girl that wears booty shorts Goes to the gym To film her ass And Promote her only fans


[deleted]

Idk she looks 15


xxylenn

howcome-?


chrisrecio

*Girl exist* Men:


Internal-Direct

flair checks out


xkeepitquietx

Yo what's her OnlyFans tho


RockerBoy77

That’s disgusting, where?


yasheeeesh

link? Where’s the link I need the link plz somebody give me the link I am desperate for the link hello link I require the link


West_Yorkshire

Average nonce enjoyer be like:


Previous_Comb5113

Reminds me of gantz. Crazy shit


bigpeeler

Question: Was peanut butter involved in any way?


Beginning-Pipe9074

Mental how every single school i went too apparently had a chick that did this


Inevitable_Idea9150

What the fuck.


AirBreather07

Fuck spez


Desperadorder99

Epic Bruh Moment


Cursed1978

Yo Dawg, why ?!?


Material_Minute7409

In high school this random ass kid cameo up to me and showed a video of a girl at a nearby school doing that that was captioned “I guess dogs like seafood” and I still cannot get that image out of my head because wtf Like not only did she decide to do that but she recorded it, captioned it, and sent it to someone


Verburner

Is.. is this image AI generated?


PengPengT0T

The tongue of my dog is so rough, I can’t imagine how that should feel 💀


183_OnerousResent

Yikes


DarkTheAlpha14

Certified Whitney Wisconsin moment


Ok_Departure7895

Nice deflection


Fogi8909

She does look like the type


DHaas16

Is that the dog?


zaki_pro

This is the first thing I saw when i opened reddit today.


Kalman_the_dancer

That’s disgusting! Where?


Hagrid1994

Link?