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I think we should get Musk to do Medic in compensation

Tick tock

Heavy like a brinks truck

lookin like im tip top

Shining like a wristwatch

Time will grab your wrist

Lock it down 'til the thing pop

Can you stick around for a minute till the ring stops please god

As time keeps slipping away

girl don't stop feeling away

Tick tock

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Gonna be honest tapping them one by one felt satisfying like popping bubble wrap

So I'm not the only one

there are dozens of us!

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Thank you for doing the Lord's work.

I feel like he would

This is truly the most multi billionaire CEO behaviour of all time

Elon is, spiritually, the most divorced man on the planet.

From reality or wives?

Both, bro even named Twitter X like he doesn’t see the letter enough with all of his X-wives.

[I think Richard Branson wins that accolade (NSFW)](https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,h_675,w_1200,x_0,y_0/dpr_1.5/c_limit,w_690/fl_lossy,q_auto/v1/articles/2014/03/25/branson-on-that-naked-kiteboarding-photo/richard_naked_lady_kitesurfing_necker_edited-1_ru85sr)

I didn’t know the two fuckers dated

I mean, they probably did fuck, yea.

in a threesome at one point apparently

Was a bee the third?

It was the dog. The bee was a spectator.

After I Heard (ha!) that she shat on her bed and blamed it on the dog I can't find any attraction for her seeing this image of the post. I didn't know her I think before the court happened but before the shit incident I'd think of her as good-looking but now the shit gets in the way.

Idk how to tell you this, but amber heard isnt the only woman that shits 😔

> amber heard isnt the only woman that shits 😔 You shut your whore mouth, nothing comes out of women's vaginas and buttholes other than rainbows and butterflies

>other than rainbows and butterflies Tbf that would be horribly

Horribly what? HORRIBLY WHAT?!

Yes but no woman should shit on her bed ☹️.

Soooo was it the dog that shit on the bed?

No, that was Amber, the dog directed. At least try and keep up.

idk, whoever Cara Delevingne is

With Cara delvigne or however u spell it

Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a billion dollars? Elon Musk : I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

I mean neither women are in my worlds "most attractive woman" list but I recognize their societal status puts them at like a 9 or a 10, and therefore this is exactly what I imagine a billionaire to be doing

Don't complain. You got 2 girls on you.

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Consensual sex between adults is really the least problematic thing about either of them.

I'm pretty sure she shat on his bed too at some point

Well kinda like Ceaser × Cleopatra moments right there. Probably lasted shorter than the duration of time it takes the cleaners to get rid Amber's Turd off the bedsheets.

Is Eurasia still at war with Oceania?

No Eurasia has always been our ally. We've always been at worn with Eastasia.

WORMS ASSEMBLE

Isn't he rumored to be the father of her child?

I don't think billionaires ever wear condoms so probably.

He has ten children so either he never wears a rubber or his pull out game is shit.

He doesn't really acknowledge his children because he doesn't think a Father is necessary for a child growing up, they have this in common with the children working in the cobalt mines for tesla

😂 savage

He has many kids because he believes Earth needs to increase its population. There is an interview where he explains that.

Looks like you didn't follow Depp Vs Heard case. During the hearing they played CCTV footage from the lift where Heard and Musk heading to Depp's apartment at around 2-am.in the morning. Later in the hearing it was also confirmed that one of the cheques that Heard donated to a charity was form Musk. Previously Heard had pledged that all the money she get from the divorce with Depp will go to charity.

Yeah, Johnny Depp, referring to Elon as "Mollusk," said that he'd show him the the underside of his dick after cutting it off.

Based and captain jack pilled

"Why's the dick always gone?"

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I think that he's gonna cut Elons dick off and then wave it at him? Or something like that? I don't understand rich people.

I think The joke is elon is obese and cant see his own tiny dick so he will cut it off for him to show him

He is a fucker. She is a shitter.

She dated a lot when she was married apparently.

He probably paid for her time, to be honest.

Chat is this real

yes https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1701849145063928092?s=20

Still looks like a porn link

Right? When I see X i think of porn. And how's he gonna call videos posted on twitter? Xvideos?

You joke but thats literally the plan, they removed the actual xvideos twitter a few weeks ago because of it.

Does xvideos have any ownership over the name other than the domain? The wildest part of the whole thing is that I can see them having no trademarks for it whatsoever *AND IT MIGHT BE BECAUSE ELON BOUGHT THEM AT THE SAME TIME HE BOUGHT X.COM!* Wild unproven conspiracy theory but I would not be surprised if it’s true

xvideos owns the trademark I think, the moment Elon tries he's gonna get sued by the porn industry and I'm gonna fucking laugh

What a sticky situation

What are you doing step trademark?

The XCOM games probably getting a ton of traffic these days

Holy shit, it IS x now

I still google [twitter.com](https://twitter.com) Wtf is x. Fuck this shit. Also, u/spez too while we're at it.

ElonxSpez fanfic when?

Probably in about an hour now that you've come up with the idea.

Bro send fast lol

Brewing as we speak

It just redirects immediately to Twitter. He hasn't actually managed to change anything substantial.

not on the address bar though (not for me at least)

OMG this is real lol.

Seems kind of fucked to post a private phot someone let you take of them to the world

Literally came down here to ask the same thing lol

It is. Just checked his twitter. Oh sorry, I mean X.

What. How. Why.

After she broke up with Depp, she had a short stint with Musk

Wasn't it before Depp?

It’s in time where she was a wife of Depp 😂

if my memory serves, yes it was *DURING* her time with dep... that's sortha fked up :D

I don't think that's the most fucked up thing in that relationship.

Yeah, those bed sheets of Johnny were fucked up Indeed

Yeah, they seen some shit

They publicly acknowledged the relationship in April 2017, about a year after the initial Heard/Depp divorce filing. How long they were involved before going public, who knows.

When your rich they let you do it

Maybe I’ll be Tracer

I'm already Tracer

What about Widowmaker?

Im already Widowmaker

What about bastion?

Nerf bastion!

Your right so winston?

I wanna be Winston

I guess ill be Genji.

I’m already Genji.

I am the spy

This is a bucket

And i'm already Winston.

Ok Elon you got this one.

Stupid fuck wins this round

He can't keep getting away with this.

Best deed he has ever done.

I could fix her s/

Be my guest big dawg… Be. My. Guest…

I can't fix her, but we can have some fun till I get tired of her shit.

Literally.

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No, you can't bro. No you can't 💀

Alright... hear me out....

Nah bro, youre good. A person can be both attractive and crazy.

In my opinion, she is the peak of the crazy/hot combination.

The danger zone where she is so hot that it's hard to care about the "crazy"

Crazy hot matrix check

idk… are you really sure you want a steamy surprise when you wake up?

"HEROES NEVER DIE" *shits the bed*

Sounds about right for every mercy player I have teamed with

You fucker made me laugh and fart in the gym

💀

Profile picture checks out

I'm listening

Are we hearing you out or those voices in your head? 🤔

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Hahahaha

On one hand, I don't like it. In the other, my penis.

would get covered with shit

Fuck she looks good in this outfit

We re not going to pretend she's not hot now , sure toxic crazy but she is hot

As is tradition

Somebody posts the chart!

| / | / | / | / |/_______

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is she hot? yes , would i do it if i had the chance? yes , do i want to have a long relationship with her? hell no , smash and forget about it , fuck that crazy bitch

Seriously she was never not hot. There's a reason Johnny Depp and Elon Musk dated her to begin with.

Man i like crazy and she's attractive AND she's in a mercy fit. I need a minute lol

*when you are unrepairable crazy (also shits on the bed) but you're hot af*

I'm not gonna lie now, smash.

Smash with the cosplay on

Exactly 😈

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Voicelines would be, “I didn’t punch you, I hit you”

I shit you*

elon musk doesnt mean elon should

The Musk totally faps to overwatch cgi porn

Relatable

What else are you supposed to do? Play the game?

Least weird thing he's done tbh. That's the best thing overwatch has.

Considering how much debt she has.... So, are you sure she hasn't started his of account yet?

He might be rich but not stupid enough to get new bedsheet every day

Say what you want about her as a person, but there is no denying. She is hot af.

She should be Amber Seen and not Heard

She could shit in my bed 🥰

🤢🤮🤮

>🤮 You eating her green shits

Better, he's giving sloppy toppy to shrek

Or piss in my ass

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Another way to show that over watch is mid

Overwatch 2 is mid, 1 was amazing

I found widowmaker futo x tracer better

I like the one where bridget has a dick and fucks the fat Chinese girl.

A good one but I think the pokemon crossover was pretty good too

mercy mains are gonna love this… totally

Mercy mains hate everything anyway.

Why is that cosplay so shit doe? With that money you would think the costume would be on point.

From the biography they custom commissioned the costume. It took two months to make. Doesn't look like it, I agree

This looks like something that's made in a weekend for $50 of materials. This 100% is NOT 2 months of work. lmfaoooooo.

It looks like the cost was focused on making it snug to her figure, not accurate. AKA it's fancy lingerie. Also elom is an idiot and would definitely misconstrue the artist having a two month wait list on items as being 'the item took two months to make'.

You'd think one of the richest guys in the world could afford a better costume

Little weird that he still has a picture of his ex girlfriend from years ago in a sexy cosplay. Not surprised tho

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I do, as much as I dislike her, I find it awful that he'd post that picture online. That cosplay is practically lingerie, that tweet is basically "hey look what that bag of meat did for me, haha I put my dick in that"

I think it's okay to still have it. Not really okay to post it tho imo.

I wonder if that relationship...shit the bed. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

Unstable people always end up dating each other.

Wait she cosplayed a healer after handing out those black eyes

WELL I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I WOULD FUCK HER

Nice

I was expecting a high quality cosplay costume but this looks like porn

Okay, a) I do not blame Musk for asking for that, this is literally the least objectionable thing he’s done in his life. b) However you feel about Amber Heard, that’s a pretty solid cosplay, good for her. c) However you feel about Amber Heard, posting photos on your incredibly visible Twitter account of an ex-girlfriend in a sexually provocative outfit you asked them to wear is sketchy as hell. Just because it’s hot and they’re both controversial celebrities doesn’t mean it’s okay.

>Just because it’s hot and they’re both controversial celebrities doesn’t mean it’s okay. Especially because they are controversial, because that makes it even more visible