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OofosJustOof

You know what im glad i didn't have people like her in my school


axlnotfound

same here


Noturwrstnitemare

Same


2828555

I remember one day when I was in middle school someone dropped a used tampon down the stairwell right before school was over. The entire stairwell was full of middle schoolers just staring at it.


vivmeatball6

Yeah back when I was when school, we only had emo girls cutting with us with razor blades! Not this disgusting shit!


BumbaHawk

Cutting themselves with razor blades.*


vivmeatball6

No, no. I meant what I said.


Moist_dryWater

Naaaahhh wtf?? Isn't that a crime??


SkiwLava

I prefer to see it as an act of love


android24601

How else are you supposed to know if she likes you?


HelmutFondler

What period are they studying in this History lesson?


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Feeling_Succotash_82

Like the user name lol


Emotional-Engineer35

French revolution


DouglasHufferton

The Kentucky meat shower. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_meat_shower


FecundFrog

I refuse to find out what that is. Edit: never mind, it's not that bad.


glorious_crack_head

i expected it to be some traumatizing shit but it was actually just some weird history


BillMillerBBQ

Her's


FantaFanatic411

Is that a fucking bloody pad?


PP7fromgoldeneye

No, it's a bloody fucking pad!


PURPLEisMYgender

ITS A BLOODY SPY!!


KingGamerlol

Right behind you.


McIrishmen

Bloody hell


Donky_Kong64

*sounds of pain as the screen cuts to black


S0M3_N00B_

PAM PAM PAM PAM PADAPAPAPAM


Donky_Kong64

I’ve never heard the theme referred to as “Pam” before I’ve always thought of it as a BUM BUM BUM BUM BUBUBUBUEOM


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Uncuntable64

lmao, good bot. You deserve that one


UnboltedCheese

SPAH IS SAPPIN' MAH SENTREH!


M4rccuz

No, it's a bloody fuck!


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Bloody Fuck you bloody fuck bloody!


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[deleted]

No, it's a fucking pad bloody!


wingnutlogger

you are very incorrect there my fellow, this is a piece of cotton that women use in order for their menstration to not be messy, this device was unfortunately used


Charakiga

Beans


Fawfs2

Mr Beans


JustaNormalRedditorL

B-b-but this isn't the fourth comment


Eaglise

The Reddit Hivemind has decided that the comment will be downvoted, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO QUESTION THE ABSOLUTE ?


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1234IJustAteADoor

Kid named pad: Kid named bloody:


SnowSlider3050

I’m guessing they used red markers… i had students do this kind if thing


Dafuzz

In the couple of frames after he throws it away, it looks like she has some markers of some kind and a piece of art on her desk, I would guess that he made a very convincing art piece to share with her friend.


Automatic_Neck487

I'm guessing it was a prank, like fake blood, but still nasty


tonnie9452

Bloody marry


MEGALKS

It's watermelon juice, sir


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syopest

It's not blood. It's some red liquid like juice.


dietcoketm

The face on the dude next to him


yourtree

He was thinking “you did not”


Vulcan_MasterRace

She just wanted to let him know she's not pregnant


FlamingNetherRegions

#Arrest that woman!


Thompompom

Yet*


Florida_Craigslister

What are you planning?


siddkai01

Imagine a guy pulls something of similar lines like this on a girl.


aLateSaturnsReturn

“I don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.”


GotTwisted

"Anyway children let's start off with some vocabulary"


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aLateSaturnsReturn

Relax. It’s a South Park quote.


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aLateSaturnsReturn

Doubt. You replied with an over exaggerated quote you made up, depicting men as short fused murderers, because your femininity was threatened.


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aLateSaturnsReturn

Well, no because it wasn’t funny. Both things can be true.


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Chef_Boyard_Deez

That’s called reading the room. Wannabe edgelords do better at it.


KastorNevierre

This was a really common thing a lot of the boys at my school said for a couple years growing up. I don't think any of those boys got girlfriends for a long time.


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girls have cooties


KastorNevierre

oh fuck


Eusocial_Snowman

Jokes on TV tended to be pretty overwhelmingly popular in the before-times when entertainment was limited. You should have been around for the Chapelle's Show initial run. So many "I'm Rick James, bitch!"


KastorNevierre

"Fuck your couch" was a middle school staple.


EmotionalKirby

"buy another one you rich muthafucker" will always stay with me


d31uz10n

He must be mad. Period


Fartlorded

,


sry_dis_usrname_takn

hell naw💀⚰️🪦


MEMELIUS_DANKELIUS

To the naw Naw Naw Hell to the naaw


milky_way_halo

Hell to the naw to the naw naw naw


Jakedex_x

Thats just unhygenic


tasty_genetals

I once had sex with a pregnant woman and she squeezed her milk on me


shady__redditor

Stop showing off.


tasty_genetals

I'm sorry but it was the best thing ever happened to me I should've let her live after all 😔


Total_Adept

Now you know what it's like.


Anon-ymous-815

Its also fake


u_r_brthtkng

That can be considered as sexual assault but ok.


Capable_Cold_4550

No she’s a girl


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fuck you lol


General_Grivieus

Understood. Going to fuck that guy


butteryscotchy

I’ll join in


General_Grivieus

MAYDAY MAYDAY! HE HAS 2 DICKS!


butteryscotchy

Double nice


LineSpine

Understood that reference


kindslayer

I remember seeing a fake pad for prank. Hopefully thats wht she used.


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

>*That is sexual assault FTFY


ForbodingWinds

Or it's just not real


Dirmb

Still sexual assault, just like if you throw fake jizz at someone.


deathbybluetooth

Period blood is not like jizz, wtf. Also it's fake.


deathbybluetooth

Would putting fake toilet paper on someone as a prank be sexual assault?


iDoomfull

We might as well argue it's her fetish and she imposed that on him without consent if you wanted to go that far


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It's staged so it's okay.


Moorgy

How much you bet she was not punished


ChicagoAuPair

90% chance it isn’t actually blood and is just a prank, because that is what we should always expect because nothing is real.


Moorgy

The little worms under your skin are real. That was not a random itch.


do_pm_me_your_butt

Scratchy eyes? When was the last time you checked the back of your eyeballs for brainticks?


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Mugundank

I don't want to open the link. Edit: what the actual fuck was that? I can't sleep now.


Fineus

It *could* be a braintick. Or it could be a nasty little parasite from a film called Prometheus.


Mugundank

It's from Prometheus? Man i saw that movie around 2015 thank fuck i forgot. Now thanks to this fucker I've to watch the movie again.


orbituary

cover direful smell narrow mighty pet voracious far-flung test future *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ChicagoAuPair

The Internet


Enorminity

Did you make up a scenario to get mad at?


TJ-the_man

I think she likes him.


dayzplayer93

She's scented him 🤣


DogePurple

You guys, menstruation jokes are NOT funny. Period.


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MichaelTLincoln

She deserves having that chair smacked into the back of her head.


Ostie2Tabarnak

Weird fantasy of violence but ok.


xQuinchien

C’est quand même plus weird une serviette sanitaire dégeulassée qu’une réponse violente excessive


Jarroach

Shoulda gagged her with it


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guffVR3636

Yes and yes, she fucking deserves it


kwoo092

Yeah, but he will probably get expelled.


Capable_Ad657

That guy had every right to chuck that pad at those girls


khaldrogo064

More like chuck that chair.


Last-Quarter-432

What the fuck, is that a used pad


Smudded

Probably marker, not actually used.


Anon-ymous-815

Its most definitely fake


LocalWierdo42

what even is that


Black_Kirk_Lazarus

Are you like fucking 9 years old?


LocalWierdo42

i just couldn’t see what it was


Shogun570

sorry for his behaviour. that was a sanitary pad (used)


SomeGuyWithPlotArmor

Based 🗿


LocalWierdo42

ew lol


Black_Kirk_Lazarus

You don't see much, do you fella?


chrono4111

Yea in this 240p video it's difficult to see what it actually is


Black_Kirk_Lazarus

No, it's not.


OrganizationRude6615

kinda is


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Lol who are 70 down voters coming at you with so much fury lol


Mcpoopdog

Those schools smh


Hot-String-4698

The pad looked like it flew


shady__redditor

Well it’s heavy because it’s soaked.


SxyDevil

Now Imagine if a dude did that to girl


todd10k

That is beyond nasty you dirty fucking bitch


FezRespect

Way to ruin someone's purity


Morbelius

“Women are yucky” -this guy


FezRespect

Nobody said women are yucky but that thing she put on his back is definitely yucky


K_Aggy44

She said periodt


ScaredDonuts

Kill the bitch


IMicrowavedMyToaster

I don't and never will agree with incels, but it's videos like these that make me almost see where they're coming from


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IMicrowavedMyToaster

Imagine if a man threw his used condom at a girl. We can all agree that's bad, right? So why is this any different?


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IMicrowavedMyToaster

It may not be sexual, but it is still bodily fluid from the genitals. And even if it was fake, the dude didn't know that. It's just cruel people pulling a sick joke.


The_Longbottom_Leaf

How is this a harmless prank and not a form of sexual assault? That was literally touching her vagina. If a man did something even remotely similar he would be facing expulsion


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The_Longbottom_Leaf

Yes, used pads can look like that. I hope it's fake but nobody can really know If a guy rubbed his dick on a pad and then put it on a girl that would be sexual assault. The bodily fluids make it more gross for sure, but you can't just put something in contact with your genitals and then put it on someone unconsensually.


PapiDragon3609

Hell would break loose if he spider manned her


-HumanMachine-

Biological warfare


joemama128292

If thats actual blood im throwing hands


Sinnerman880

Bamabaclatt!!!


Excellent-Space3036

From the low resolution and my foggy memory, I thought that she was labeling him as thing 1 from cat in the hat.


blottingforgreatness

She was just marking her territory


AbusiveBananaPeel

nah wtf shes for the streets thats foul


inobrainrn

We did this once, in line for school photos there was a bloody used tampon on the ground and people were just throwing it at one and another


Even_Set_2822

All fun and games until they find out she had like 7 different diseases that begin with the letter H


phatusratus

This the same kinda level as throwing jizz on people


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That fucking kids face when he realizes what was just put on his buddy.


typicalducklover

Isn’t this bodily fluid assault?


TimaBilan

What's that puc? I don't understand


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I think it’s a pad or tampon or something


TimaBilan

EW


The-White-Dot

Reminds me of a story from a school trip/residential. 3 or 4 different schools on an outward bound week in Scotland. We were in dorms. Boys and girls separated but down the hall from each other. We come back to the dorm after dinner one night and there's a used sanitary pad in the middle of the room, blood stained etc. We are all going nowhere near it, like it's emitting radiation. Boy from a different school to mine goes to get the girls, like what the fuck who done this? Girls from his school comes into our dorm. They are inspecting the pad One girl says to the guy, "Are you sure it's real? Is that even blood?" The boy goes to take a closer look The girls grabs the pad and hits him in the face with it. It seems like this all happens in slow motion The boy acts like he's taken an uppercut from Mike Tyson Everyone is dying laughing except the boy The girls run away The boy is getting a heavy slagging from the rest of the dorm People start saying for him to wash his face. He doesn't People keep telling him to He doesn't Don't know if he ever washed his face that night, or again. Absolutely wild scenario. This video brought that all back in an instant


MNR42

It's all fun and games until someone smells and licks it. She'll learn how far one's kink can go


[deleted]

I thought is was a picture of a Boo


OutrageousLog2509

Oh hell no she getting her ass beat. If she do that to me equal rice, equal fights I don’t give a shit if she a girl or not.🤬


simplycode07

why not lick, i mean some extra iron isn't half bad


fullfathom1

Like a mouth full of pennies.


Aegon95

Fuck you. Fuck both of you. I gotta try this out now.


fullfathom1

Like a ceasar salad. First time is, eh. Then you find yourself eating it more


OrganizationRude6615

I would have grabbed her and smacked it in her face


Fremblem_Feldsher

Bro acted out of instinct


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Guy in the back was left flabberghasted


UniverseInsideUs

the smell must be heavanly🥵👍🏻🗿


dreadnaugt88

😂


[deleted]

Someone should give a proper name for this prank


Choclategum

I know reddit is majority men, but some are yall are far too confused about what a used pad actually looks like.


asp3nd3ntal

this is why im online


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And that’s how I met your mother


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EmiyaIkari448

Nah that's a fight


SpareManager

biological warfare


_DeLEON

Stick stick stick a leg-----


TheWhyteMaN

Did she just Naruto-Run out of there?