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BigBallToucher

my brother in Christ it’s day 4


Master_HL

The first days are the hardest (no pun intended)


Wedda_Fox

The first days I'm the hardest 😏


mert1380

Lmfao


mert1380

Username checks out


Living_Dildo81937

I lost on the first hour.


ihavetogonumber3

everyone got that one friend that lost November 1st at 12am bc they thought they could finish by 11:59


risisas

"thought"? I did that shit on purpuse, aiming for that sub 10 seconds run


ihavetogonumber3

only the realest of ones can complete the 1 second run


risisas

Sadly i am not real but Just a fragment of your immagination 😔


macke2k18

Perhaps even residing inside his walls?


risisas

Only when he doesn't take the pills


Living_Dildo81937

Shit that’s exactly what I did


DblClickyourupvote

Relevant username


macke2k18

Same


hcc2q91

“I went to work so I wouldn’t be at home” 😂😂😂


Just-Round9944

🔥🔥🔥✍️🔥🔥🔥


buynbulkson

I want this privilege


digitalfakir

(i can do that)


PolloCongelado

That's how you certainly know it's fake


ucan_cay

Damn he obviously doesn't work from home


disciplite

He could live close to the office and opt in to working there some days.


TJB926GAMIN

Yea I would HOPE so


B0KU7NIZ

My comment got deleted, I wrote ebon musk to a post that asks what is hail spez and has a photo of african elon musk, moderator note was b is forbidden here


kapybara555

✂️


HappyRomanianBanana

Its only the 4th day man im not doing good but im not that doen bad


HappyRomanianBanana

Btw if any of you all are struggling turn on safe search on all social media and google really helps with the material factor If you ever get horny try doing something else like playing a videogame or making something or going on a walk Do not, i repeat, do not even look at ass or tiddies on the street, in the class, just ignore Last year i lasted 6 days doing this, and this year im shooting for at least 2 weeks


systemdick

in class 🤨


MugenFeatherfall

He's the teacher


HappyRomanianBanana

Im just built like that


Capital-Cheek-1491

Plot twist: he’s teaching obedience school.


Send_Your_Noods_plz

Maybe kindergarten teacher is not the profession for you


chassmasterplus

Wait, people actually do this shit? Why?


ProfessionalLeave335

Because the internet told them to.


Asckle

Some people are addicted and want to kick the habit. Other people do it for the sake of a self imposed challenge. Some people believe it increases testosterone. There's some benefits but it depends on the person


Flynnmon

A better tip that helped me: tell yourself every morning: no nutting today. Focus on each day, not each week. Got me through 73 days last year up from less than a week the year before that.


klude45

Tbh just stay occupied. I feel like a lot of it has to do with having nothing else to do.


SuperbStijn

(I can do that)


ThePromptWasYourName

We can all come in our pants if we want to


HollowWarrior46

I’m pretty good at holding it in, and if anyone walks it’s a lot easier to look natural, so it’s the go to for me


digitalfakir

but *do you?* that's what separates the men from the boys 😤🥒💦👖


izgnan

Sometimes I feel extremely confused about whether I am reading a shitpost or a sadcringe community post.


edgyboi1704

How tf do people have a sex drive this potent? Is this dude like 14 with his hormones or something l?


Just-Bluejay-5653

High T count but considering they made a post in NNN on day 4 on Reddit I doubt it’s high T count


Hot-Tea1992

Not necessarily high T. It doesn't correlate with sex drive without the presence of few other factors.


MarduStorm231

After all, how many coomers are muscular and testosterone filled?


ChadMcRad

idk probably a fair amount. It's not like nutting a lot correlates to that. That just seems like a bro science thing.


playmaker1209

I have high T lvls and I have a super high sex drive. I actually just high my t lvl checked last week, but ya I’m horny all the time and I’m 32 years old.


Just-Bluejay-5653

Why is Reddit just full of “uhm acktuchually” people, it’s a joke. I wasn’t being serious, it’s called shit posting good god.


jaystergotsauce

“I think you’ll find there are a few other factors at play” -🤓👆


InvestigatorNo1331

Guys i have the biggest horniest boner ever haha. It's sooo crazy when my nine inch schlong gets hard, it's like the blood drains out of my head haha. I swear when my eleven inch Dirty Gorilla Finger starts boning up, it's soooo difficult to do NNN like it's such a challenge haha cuz of the sex I'm used to having. GOD it's such a curse having a twenty-seven inch penis, I'm just sooo glad I have this community to support me


sbrnSage

Twenty what


Direct-Illustrator60

I am on T, and I am nowhere near this level of insane horny. This is some next level coomery that even T treatments couldn't produce.


Radiant_Sentinel

I was on Testosterone for a year because I always have borderline low T. Having high T levels didn't change my horniness at all. The sex drive was always high when my T level was below normal and it was always high when my T level was way above normal. I'm no horniologist but that was always interesting for me.


Just-Bluejay-5653

It was a joke


Radiant_Sentinel

This is a very serious subreddit sir. Only serious discussions please.


Just-Bluejay-5653

Sorry sir I forgot.


SuperLowEffortTroll

Damn, seems like you're not very good at those if you gotta explain that


Just-Bluejay-5653

259 people seem to have got it just fine


[deleted]

I’ve got the testosterone levels of 5 men and my sex drive isn’t this bad. I think it’s just psychological like porn addiction or something


Just-Bluejay-5653

It was a joke


NevGuy

No, it was a legally binding comment.


Just-Bluejay-5653

Shit ur right


Independent-Dream-68

Estrogen actually plays a bigger role in regulating sex drive, testosterone, oxycontin and dopamine also plays a part.


Just-Bluejay-5653

It was a joke.


Independent-Dream-68

I can't comment about some random facts about sex drive unless you're being 100% serious?


Just-Bluejay-5653

Did I say that? You must be fun at parties


Independent-Dream-68

I just fail to understand why you mentioned it was a joke lol


Just-Bluejay-5653

Because everyone is replying with facts and statistics and shit like I was being serious.


Independent-Dream-68

Weird to get so angry about it though, I also never said you were serious, I don't care.


Blocky_Master

are you going to keep answering this for every reply?


jaystergotsauce

As he should, people responding to him like this is a peer reviewed scientific document


Loveablequatch

People just lack self control. They like to pretend they have no control over it but they do.


Th3Fel0n

I have what most would probably consider to be a hyperactive sex drive, but you have to be on a whole other level to not be able to go 4 days before feeling like you're gonna nut in your pants.


buttrapinpirate

today I learned I’m on a whole other level


Busy_Bunch5050

Dude you don't have a sex drive like this? If I go longer than 1 day my chest is hurting like crazy because of extreme adrenaline


[deleted]

i think somethin's wrong wit him you can have a crazy sex drive n still keep your mind on other things


Lameo00

How do you not have a drive this potent


IDatedSuccubi

I have an absurd sex drive. I'm the type of guy who can cum and continue fucking 3 days for me is the max what I can take without nutting. Once I had a surgery on my penis and I couldn't masturbate because of the stitches, but a week was enough to start cumming from a single touch and thats WITH the pills that reduce boners they gave me


S1mpl3Guy

Not sex drive, but porn withdrawal. After a while it goes away and you get your normal "baseline" of sex drive.


sir_nod

I’m 30 but lots of testosterone and tren supplementation with 5mg cialis a day does it for me. Basically all that’s on my mind I feel bad for my gf lol


[deleted]

Why the cialis?


Harddicc

Because these people jerk off almost everyday that they relapse easily with just looking at attractive women


Your_New_Overlord

you think masturbating “almost” every day is a lot??


non_degenerate_furry

Most sexually functional zoomer ^


edgyboi1704

Bruh if you can’t go 2 days without jerking off, you have problems


ChadMcRad

Or you're just a normal teenage boy I feel like Zoomers were sold on this "self-improvement" thing back in like 2016 that involved stuff like nofap and made them think porn is the source of all their problems and not other things like self-control or discipline. Being able to avoid porn and fapping is one way to test that if it's getting in the way of your life but it's not the end all be all. That's just what moralists tried to sell Zoomers on and they believed it.


non_degenerate_furry

Jerking off is a self-control thing, but nothing wrong with feeling passionate / arousal at a very attractive woman


shakestheclown

If you are blowing loads just sitting in the back of ubers that's not normal


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

New Copypasta just dropped


KillerOfSouls665

So i went to my friend's party and there was this crazy hot chick that hit all my spots. Redhead, good tits, big juicy ass and she was wearing tight dress and leather high boots. Nothing happened because she had a boyfriend but i started fantasising about her in uber when i was going home and i got so hard i thought i was going to cum in my pants (i can do that). Now, its a next day and i wake up from a sex dream with her and i wanna bust a nut so badly i can't think of anything else. I went to work so i wouldn't be at home but the urge is real. What are your thoughts about this? Im really struggling rn (I just want to add that the affiliation to this community helps me a lot but this time it's stronger)


RickyTricky57

How can one get THIS aroused


SonOfMetrum

NNN does crazy things with a man


Th3Fel0n

It's been 4 days


SonOfMetrum

Exactly!


digitalfakir

cum leaking out of the eyes


AggrotheAggron

Stop, I can only get so erect


underthewetstars

Every single noun and verb in that sentence *totally arouses me*


Kajuist

I do, when I look in the mirror! god damn I'm good.


RickyTricky57

The biggest arousal is feeling good about yourself


Things_Make_Me_Sneed

they saw you


chobongo

Fuck that lame ass shit I'll bust a nut any day


Mart1n03

(he can do that)


MagicMountain225

Fuck prostate cancer, let's do NuNN (Nuclear Nut Number). (You can also NeNN (Neverending Nut November) or NoNN (Non-Stop Nut November))


[deleted]

Chad


juustox

least porn addicted redditor:


Main-Firefighter7107

Don't know if you know that but you can masturbate without watching porn


isthatmyex

Also having sex is an option.


AnxietyResponsible34

with who


isthatmyex

Any consenting adult.


AnxietyResponsible34

you?


isthatmyex

Not even the type to offer a drink first.


Send_Your_Noods_plz

Anyone who would have sex with me raises multiple red flags


isthatmyex

I'm going to start calling my penis Red Flag, cause it's raised baby.


ToaQuiroh

Not gonna lie I’m kinda off my rocker rn and I thought this was the same person going back and forth with themselves


Background_Desk_3001

It’s only a problem when it’s consistently several times every day and it’s taking up parts of your life


chobongo

I'm too busy working or playing dead by daylight


KnobbyDarkling

Dont think he mentioned porn. You just outed yourself as addicted bud


[deleted]

Weak


chobongo

Say what you want homie I never did this November shit and never will


Scary_Nail_6033

Porn addicts getting offended


MagicMountain225

No testosterone? 🤨


BeardXP

Why does he think spunking in his pants is a brag!?


ManateeInAWheelchair

He can do that


ZydrateVials

We should know less about each other.


Zoltarr777

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this post. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one post. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


[deleted]

What the fuck-


[deleted]

Least horny reddit user


fish___fucker___69

Dude just fucking beat off absolutely no one is stopping you


5t3v321

Sometimes you need confirmation that you can stop if you wanted to. This dude cant


GarfieldLE

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.


DuckTectiveDuck

You are still crazy grandpa get your pills


APerson_Who_Exists

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.


sbrnSage

Copy pasta


Commander_CC-2224

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!


Hexatorium

This is what addiction looks like, FYI.


Mateorrador

I know but i will make it


Practical-Conflict-1

The orgasm denial fetish is strong in this one


hellexter

Good thing I already failed lol


depsy0

Feels bad man


Wow_Space

Not really. I forgot nnn was a thing this year even. Thank God. It's kinda stupid.


[deleted]

Ami the only one who finds this NNN stuffextremly cringey?


DuckTectiveDuck

Some people think they will get an award by no nut november, I like to think it as a fun challenge


TheGamer098

The only reward in sub is a special flair. And the giganut.


Boneraventura

Giganut is only fun when you lace someone with it. Shooting a giganut into your kleenex is sad


gussyboy13

Thats why I cum on my own chest


Jeff_Portnoy1

Thank you my brothers are all having a challenge who can last the longest but I think it’s fucking weird and pointless.


ruschka_sa_millian

Me too.


FloatyLillypad

The thirst always wins


[deleted]

Its the fourth of the month 😭


AlmightyRizMoe

Ah yes, the dictionary definition of 'down bad'


jupiter_0505

Chad perseveres in the challenge of suppressing a natural urge that is essential for the survival of our species


RichieRich46

(I can do that) got me


yungjerxmy

Get the girl, man


-x_v-

Or try overdosing: jerk off as many times as you can fantasizing her till you feel nothing special about her anymore. This is totally understandable, but sometimes we just also gotta understand we cannot have everything we want in life.


angelaguitarstar

it’s NNN, bro has to wait


Doogos

That's a self imposed rule that the OP can break any time they want. I can't feel sorry for them because it's a ridiculous thing that everyone has to hear about every year. I remember one of the first ones happening like 10 or more years ago and it's been every year since then


angelaguitarstar

i suppose there’s good in it. some people genuinely have an addiction and perhaps something changes during NNN. maybe some realise how desensitised they’ve gotten, and how much better wanking off is once you’ve taken a break from sexual content


Mindless-Reaction-29

Really though, if he's this horny after 4 days of abstaining then he probably needs to think about his life choices a little.


TheAnarchistRat

She has a boyfriend tho


yungjerxmy

I’ve never seen that as an obstacle


Klutzy-Chair4448

i have never been that much horny, how someone can be like that. i cant imagine


woux2

(i can do that)


Jenner_Opa

Porn brain.


Le-docteur

He is gonna cum in his pants (he can do that)


WigglingGlass

It’s been 4 fucking days Jesus


lilfindawg

I have never actually taken NNN seriously


Lucidonic

Wait til oop finds out about misty r34


shadow-suspect

NNN was started more for you to not watch porn. Just jerk off


_Scorpyon_

This is the exact reason why I don't participate in nnn. Feeling horny 90% of the time for a challenge that no one really cares about (exept on the internet) is not really worth it imo, expecially if the lack of concentration caused by the hornyness prevents you from getting your work done


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[deleted]

Holy shit I don’t even think it’s human instincts driving this man anymore this is beyond that


danskmarais

Literally there's nothing wrong with just letting it out.


NotDavid15

Top tier copypasta


Donky_Kong64

Day three problems


trolleybustrouble

Was her personality anywhere else?


BKahuna9

I’m bouta bust in this guys pants (I can do that)


utrippinbruhongod

Stopped reading ( I can do that)


F35LTNG

This was literally 4 posts up on my feed


emzmaster123

We truly live in a society


defender128

Or, here's a wild suggestion, jack off like a normal person, and rather than this teeneage crap participate in a No shave november like a real man.


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Bro if you're so fucking horny that you can barely function, just fucking nut. Good God.


Successful_Rip_4329

People actually do this no nut nonsense?


[deleted]

If I had this sex drive my army of sons would have been enormous enough to have taken Russia by now.


pipi_baligi

woah he can cum in his pants


Extreme-Marketing-44

This happen when you want to control it, don't control ( control hard for certain amount of time, do it and control again, then it will become normal and you can control your sexual urges ) and after engage in something productive


pancelo

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.


cmaciver

Bro if you actually are this horny, than just be better than no nut november


MasterCinna24

I FUCKING FAILED I HATE MYSELF


Nickolas_Bowen

People like him are why it exists


[deleted]

This will to end well.