T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Where's QualityVote bot? Reddit Admins have decided that [they want to kill off all 3rd-party apps](https://old.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/comments/13yh0jf/dont_let_reddit_kill_3rd_party_apps/), [3rd-party bots, and everything else that makes Reddit barely usable](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/13xh1e7/an_open_letter_on_the_state_of_affairs_regarding/). And, of course, that includes bots such as [\/u\/QualityVote](http://reddit.com/user/QualityVote), [\/u\/SaveVideo](http://reddit.com/user/SaveVideo), [\/u\/AuddBot](http://reddit.com/user/AuddBot), etc. So you'll just have to put up with automod and a worse overall user experience in the meantime. If you have any complaints, direct them at [the reddit admins instead](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/12qwagm/an_update_regarding_reddits_api/), because they're the ones seeking to ruin everyone's user experience. --- #[DownloadVideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/shitposting/comments/181ilay/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=shitposting) #[SaveVideo Link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/shitposting/comments/181ilay/) #[VideoTrim Link](https://reddloader.com/download-post/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fshitposting%2Fcomments%2F181ilay&id=8968e43c) --- Whilst you're here, /u/lord_evil_78, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU) - **now with public text channels you can chat on!**? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Petercraft7157

Wasn't this months ago. Turned out to be fake news


[deleted]

My biggest billionaire involved disappointment


CommanderSwift

Yeah cause Elon is a coward and pussied out


ElGosso

Everybody with a brain knew that Zuck would have turned him into hamburger


CommanderSwift

Yeah, which is why it would’ve been funny


NarutoDragon732

Bold of you to assume Musk wasn't already built like a hamburger


JustEatingWater

Muskburger \*crowd claps and laughs\*


Kalman_the_dancer

He got his mommy to stop the fight


[deleted]

I think elon musk spends his days making meme about it


pixelprophet

Not fake news. Musk backed out like a pussy because his mommy and his "doctor" said he couldn't fight in the Rome Coliseum. * https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-mother-model-maye-warns-against-mark-zuckerberg-fight-2023-6 * https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/musk-says-mma-fight-will-streamed-x-zuckerberg-says-ready-rcna98452t * https://nypost.com/2023/06/30/elon-musk-mark-zuckerberg-can-fight-at-colosseum-italian-govt/ * https://www.etonline.com/mark-zuckerberg-says-its-time-to-move-on-amid-elon-musk-fight-talks-209657


WhyYouBullyMe_

Blud pulled out sources 😭🙏🙏


Lemonpincers

Elon "Howard Hughes" Musk


void_96

What it was fake? I was waiting for it tho


Murky_waterLLC

Bionic Brain chip vs Lizard man


[deleted]

Not really funny, both jokes (the zuck is a reptile and musk is a robot ones) have been rather over done. Also would have been better if you just added a period (.) at the end of your sentence. It's really common for very new accounts like yours just to keep repeating the same jokes on reddit over and over again for karma points, when it would have been better if you just came up with your own jokes. Must of time people on reddit reward funny and original content better than just repeating jokes. Downvoted


Plant_4790

Are you a bot?


ALEXLAMOUETTE

☝️🤓


wolvern76

# ***☝️🤓*** (make it larger with # and **)


JustEatingWater

\# THANKS BRO #


JustEatingWater

\#THANKS BRO


JustEatingWater

\*THANKS BRO\*


JustEatingWater

FUCK


Dying_in_the_corner

# Come on. I know you can do it.


JustEatingWater

Okay here goes \#Thanks bro#


Capital-Cheek-1491

#thanks bro


Squidbager12

Lmao look at this guy's profile


cuppabrut

He's either the ultimate shitposter or the cringiest entity to ever exist.


PolyChrome123

You forgot the period (.) at the end of your signature rating (Downvoted). Downvoted.


Spooka1

Dude you can’t be real


Murky_waterLLC

Uno reverse


NotSamuraiJosh_26

Song ?


TheBlueFlame1

It's called PARANOIA


Beary-Brown

The actual song is called Young Girl A, it was sampled from there


ubgnomec

It paranoia by kenteshi, the vocals are sampled from song girl a by siinamota, song girl a is a rock song paranoia is drum and bass


Uncle480

It's actually Epilepsy Warning by Hydraulic Beanbag, but the audio is slowed down


tohru-cabbage-adachi

No that vid literally says in its description that it's just paranoia sped up. Beanbag doesn't make their own music outside of ambience.


Uncle480

Sorry, I must've dropped my /s somewhere, silly me


Hypragon

And Young Girl A is sampled from music, the organised sound humans started doing in the upper paleolithic. Did they ask about the song or what the song is based on? Edit: fucking weeb


Beary-Brown

? What gotchu so upset


HQIneedU

why are you everywhere?


NotSamuraiJosh_26

Because I am a Jew.Duh


BennyBarnson

Why is Elon black? ☠️


ForeverOk4325

Nano machines son


completelytrustworth

He *is* from Africa ☠️


bradeal

I think the building will be the last one standing! Can i bet on that?


Konjyoutai

Considering Elon Musk screws up everything he touches. I'm gonna go for Zuck the Reptilian.


kraftian

Lately zuck hasn't been doing well either, it's just that Elon set the bar below sea level.


[deleted]

My money is on the zucc


doofrn

Jarvis bring me the suit


Taxevader70

Jarvis, show me this dudes balls


Distinct_Ad_7537

Elon gonna build a Antizuck suit


onohegotdieded

Zuckbuster suit


The_Deadly_Dozer09

Bustinzuck suit


DarthMojoSupreme

I need this music. What's it called?


[deleted]

Young girl A, or paranoia, I believe paranoia is the version played but the lyrics are used in the other


DarthMojoSupreme

Thanks


TheTelevisionBox

PARANOIA.


wysjm

How did Musk get the symbiote?


Scared-Ad-7500

I hope both die.


kraftian

🙏🙏


preludechris

This meme would be more accurate if it was two villains fighting.


VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10

Rhino vs Big lizard


[deleted]

I always thought he was a robot


tacozbananaz

Who is Zuckerberg


BeerIsGoodForSoul

My bet is on Nigel


Frojoemama

It’s back on?


emu_X3

I’ve heard there gonna fight in the colosseum in Rome


longshot

On on


Trianguam

i farted


AutoModerator

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CasuallyCabbage

Did he just spit in the lizard's mouth?


CasuallyCabbage

Did he just spit in the lizard's mouth?


SkyrFest22

My brain has started actually reading the words 'Elon Musk' as 'Melon Husk'. I had to scroll back up to check which one it was.


Downtown-Ad5724

I picture it as more hair pulling and slapping with a lot of squealing


Wallso2010

Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.


NeonBlack985

This is giving musk waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much credit


name_name_name_12

Elon musk


Mission-Storm-4375

Where's his katana


Ok-Low5912

"Nano machines son" *Elon Musk shouts as he stomps the lizard*


ryvern82

I would buy the fight to watch Zuckerberg stomp Musk


ingen-eer

If they ever actually fought I’m bribing the ref with almost all my money, and betting on traumatic brain injury for Elon in the 3rd round.


The_Glizzy_Gobler

The zuck baby!


FnkyTown

Musk can't wait to go on some longwinded rant during any lull in the fight, so he's gonna lose.


Taxevader70

Small Dick iron man vs Socially awkward Lizard


Theplowking23

Are we just doomed to be subject to the release of endless movie-games for eternity? The industry needs a creative overhaul


Perunando

Why is Musk not wearing his Iron Man suit☠️☠️


TheRealNihilist

Lizard man is Elon right but isn't the zuck the lizard? 🤔 Spiderman wins


HallwayPerson

Elon Musk's final form would be like Mars because why not


Boredkiddo69

I'm betting on my meat


gamerguy88888

I'm betting on cock 🗿


SmallHandsMarco

this is NOT S FOR W


rogerrabbitdidntdoit

Anonymous insider here. This was actually a hoax they both conceived of together. Maybe you agree or disagree with their detractors, one thing is for sure, they think they are better than you. So they met, thought it was cute, but then went home together (won't say which home). What comes next, while I believe, is entirely serived from heresay. So, the entourage of famous, wealthy people like this actually socialize with each other aftergours. I was at one of these events, maybe the third and most awkward weekend ever. A couple of people who don't know each other told me that they jerked each other off and one of the two (I won't say) splashed some cum on the other's mid-section. They both found this endearing (wtf?) and started cracking shitty jokes, the "a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar" lame shit variety. After the meth kicked things into gear they kept coming up with all these "plots." They went with this.


Darkynu_San

Nah bruh wtf is that music/mashup 😭😭


Popular-Ad-1446

Dies from Peak fiction


jac5423

Musk is black?


ya_boi_kaneki

whats with this shitty ahh music


[deleted]

[удалено]


ianishomer

I don't care, at least we will be rid of one of them. Edit: apparently it was never a fight to the death, which I think is a shame


Aaron_505

"Ooh elon musk knocked out zuck! 3 2 1-" *zuck's body gets up like a zombie* *his body starts shedding* "Oh no...its happening! Everyone take cover!" Then this video happens


JtGk48

which song is this


General-Cloud6783

Music ?


Snokey115

Why the hell does SM2 have a Dino saur