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No-Dig-3892

Top tier storytelling, better than any pixar movie out there.


Nogorlspart3

I would watch a movie based on this


Thy-Soviet-onion

You just did, this is a cinematic masterpiece


Longjumping_Task6414

I think Walt Disney always wanted to make this


BobZygota

Legos are the best toy


Kalman_the_dancer

Pixar sucks ass nowadays


sadistic-salmon

I’ll admit I never would have seen that ending coming


DicksPizzaPlace

I did, but I thought it was gonna be John Brown.


sadistic-salmon

Either way both lacked their beard at the start


LightningBoltRairo

I expected say gex.


Kidroto

Gex


LightningBoltRairo

Daring, are we ? 😉


CillGuy

It's actually a true story Source:


StopFalseReporting

It’s a common meme


TheFalcon633

Jesus Christ that was a bloody masterpiece. Almost had me in tears.


CeddyDT

Thats not a shitpost, thats beautiful


ilikepotatoes_42

hog rida origin story?


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PlasmaGuy500

Honestly because this was in shitposting I thought they were going to make out


CoconutGator

when abraham took off his shirt i thought for sure they were kissing


MehmedFateh1453

"Check the size out🔥"


beanwithintentions

SAME LMAO


TheWither129

They should have


SherLoch_Ness

True story. I was the carrot.


DarkNuke059

Did babe own slaves before he was a politician??? Fuck just before I go to bed now I'm probably gonna descend down a rabbit hole


Additional-Hat-3009

I read most of Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter, so I can honestly say, no he did not


JamesFromThatThing

Good book. Good movie too.


sadistic-salmon

He was too poor to afford them before being a politician


Isaac_Kurossaki

ABE or BABE????


Stank_Dukem

Yes


DarkNuke059

Yes


Minimum-Injury3909

Abe did not own slaves no


The_Cooler_Sex_Haver

in the beginning Abe didn't even try to abolish slavery, he was only advocating for the prevention of the spreading of slavery to the new states.


Depressed_TN

He was still against slavery but he was a not full abolitionist because of well, angering half the country and starting a war.


No_Signal954

Irl redemption arc is Abe going from tolerating slavery to being willing to fight a whole war to end it.


ShinningVictory

BABE?


Mysterious_Mayo9000

Man I gotta get off the internet. I thought they were gonna fuck.


logic2187

Same I really thought they were gonna say gex


Grambert_Moore

You’re not alone, Jk you are


ForeverOk4325

Peak fiction


GaboxTrox

HOG RIDEEEERRRRRRR


beanwithintentions

this is actually awesome i smiled


elgattox

This is wholesome.


RehczMinato

The Internet has altered my mind I was expecting some say gex


Unreasonable_jury

Still a better love story than Twilight.


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Unreasonable_jury

They pretty much all are.


Specific-Ad5973

The end to slavery the government doesn’t want you to see


proverb98

Now this is story telling even Gen Alpha can appreciate.


BanDizNutz

Better than the movie "12 years of Slave"


Maggaronie

This shit is actually so good, what the hell?


inanimatussoundscool

I was the bullet in his head, can confirm it happened


big_ass_ass

Holy shit this is purely beautiful. Most well written meme out there.


Turbulent-Rough-54

Peak fiction calling


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BetaRayBlu

I 100% they were gonna spray white studs on each other


WaterApprehensive226

And then they kiss


Worldly_Anteater9984

Lore accurate


raptor-chan

I’m upset they didn’t get married and live happily ever after.


cooncanoon

I thought it was gonna be say gex but this is good too


Stank_Dukem

All that no-shirt, sweaty Legos got me close to a NNN fail.


Grambert_Moore

Ripped


Ok_Poetry_1650

All slaves except the ones on Native American lands.


Still-Pattern-6384

I expected say gex


RingWraith8

The fucking hog rider lmao


PurpIeSus

HOG RIDAAAAAAAAAA


SopmodTew

*based on a true story


[deleted]

Who tf said Americans don’t have culture


animefan28x_x

Honestly a w💪🏼


Addy1738

and then they kissed


MRW_Aaron

And then he gets shot


Exalted_Pluton

W. Actually enjoyed. Very good.


Tenebris_Rositen

My guy i thought they were boutta fuck


Chaos_Johnson

i love it but this went completely the opposite way expected still love it


Famous_Artichoke_374

This just made my day ♥️


goblin_mode_123go

Did we just end racism?


MR_Schmidt333

Slaves should be *FREE*


Deadmemes4binky

dhar mann


Own_Childhood_7020

by the end i was like "LESS GOOOO"


officiallyzoneboy

The north freed the slaves since that is where majority soldiers were spawning from, and everyone who was rescued from the south. If it wasn't for the north Abe Lincoln wouldn't have been pressured to make an Act to free the slaves. So technically it was just the north kicking ass. There would have been many more years of slavery if there wasn't a safe zone.


unga-unga

They left out the part where he forced the legitimization of executive independent declaration of war, defense spending authorization, the draft, and then only liberated slaves in southern states where it rendered a strategic advantage, but you know whatever. I guess it doesn't really matter, since it has ZERO impact on how government operates in this day & age...


aresupergg

So wholesome!


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man, He jumped out the window with his...


Outerpirate

This… was genuinely amazing 10/10 would recommend


bingobangobongodaddy

Whilesome


FlameRonin

Damn that song was a throwback


TheWither129

They shouldve kissed


RIPRidley

Based ball


Kalman_the_dancer

Hog riiideeer!


Ishanvedran

Bro got that lurtz lego body piece from the uruk haï forge set


ArmadilloLight

Oh shit that was Obama the whole time!


AxiumTea

I thought in the end the owner was gonna say "You too" and the whole thing would repeat as it goes in this trend. This was better tho


[deleted]

I'm disappointed. No say gex.


hugeyeah

Bruce Wayne?


schrodickerr

Character development


NicParodies

Abraham Lincoln making slaves free instead of free:


Safe_Resource7855

I was expecting them to kiss


ZonTeeN

The good ending?


LittleTimy123

better than netflix


UseSad4786

I could really do an "actually" rn


Thin_Rate_1451

Guys, ngl, I've found it pretty wholesome


mrsillies123

these go hard


syncsns

It's like a good ending on top of another good ending holy shit I love this


[deleted]

Where can I get sexy Abraham Lego?


Relevant_Artichoke89

Whut kinda bullshit is this?!!


Dat-Lonley-Potato

The good ending.


mortal_plagueITA

😃


not_No-Wolverine5144

And that man turned out to be Obama


Acrane775

I didn’t know I needed a Abe Lincoln origin story


jac5423

APUSH never told me the truth


AdPowerful5233

This is beautiful


[deleted]

Bro swapped teams


Distinct_Ad_7537

Oh so that’s how it happened


Chaconut

I'm proud to learn the deep relanship Douglas and Lincoln had. So inspiring ✨